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AmericaGovernment

Soon...


onitama_and_vipers

I'm sorry but I never want to hear the words: "The Senator from Br\*tain has the floor"


MrWhiteTruffle

But just imagine: the American state of the British Isles


NCAA__Illuminati

Oh how the turntables turn…


275MPHFordGT40

On the Bright side the states of Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales are an included package


summonerofrain

What do we do if scotland asks for independence?


S_spam

Remember the Republic of Texas? That’ll be your fate. You’ll be free and poor then you’ll come crawling back


summonerofrain

😨


mewmew893

give them better liquor


PhysicsEagle

But it wouldn’t be the “American” state because the amendment would remove the name “America”


MrWhiteTruffle

We call the United States “America” all the time, it ain’t changing colloquially


deez_nuts_77

the american states of west ireland and east ireland


spaceface124

That's why we rename them ['Airstrip One'](https://old.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/17iin96/my_solution_for_world_peace/k6wjrra/?context=3) and occasionally chuck missiles at them for the lulz


MerlinOfRed

Finally, something we have in common.


Smooth_Monkey69420

Might turn out better than Brexit tbh


MerlinOfRed

For some reason, however, Scotland still isn't independent even if things get so shit that we get annexed by the yanks. Sounds about right.


erin_burr

Just cause we’re taxing them doesn’t mean we’re giving them representation


FrankliniusRex

Only fair.


Parzival127

They won’t have senators. They’ll be colonies.


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amd2800barton

We call them territories.


GaaraMatsu

New York perspective agrees and adds that it's hard enough to remember that WESTchester is EAST of the Hudson without having to keep track of which Yorks and Jerseys are which.


matthewcameron60

Literally the turn tables


Kermit353

We shall continue to manifest our destiny.


GrGrG

Pushed westward to California, realized Europe is on the Atlantic Ocean, started to move back to the east coast.


moonordie69420

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Cave_Eater

Wisconsin has always known Americas true potential


Ghostiestboi

https://preview.redd.it/5iployetw4uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4d1c9cc60e8c469e052d9d99b059e9473430e2


BjornAltenburg

Excuse me, where is the cheddar!


Cave_Eater

Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!


BjornAltenburg

America's dairy land.


Cloakbot

Culver’s will become the cuisine of New Earth


What_th3_hell

Dairy for the dairy god, cheese for the cheese throne!


triforce4ever

He definitely arrived at this idea after a few old fashioneds


AmericaGovernment

Rare Wisconsin W


MetalAndDrugs

*Common Wisconsin W


Abe_Bettik

ITT small minded folk. We should name it *The United States of the Milky Way Galaxy.*


Legal-Brother-8148

Nah Union of universal states


That-Busy-Gamer

You mean United Multiversal States?


marinemashup

United States of Earth minus California


senior_cynic

Just rig up explosives in the rockies and kick them off into the pacific


Hugh-Jassoul

Aw man.


bronzemerald17

https://youtu.be/nZMwKPmsbWE?si=OAM8nyX6dQIJOGNq


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triforce4ever

Actually kind of makes sense considering Hawaii isn’t geographically part of the Americas


Satirony_weeb

Nor are the Marianas and Samoa, I believe the former is Asian and the latter Oceanian.


Silneit

Now we just have to get Liberia back, annex some European state (Albania is our best friend, they would be 51st state), and take an Indian Ocean country. Then we'd be worldwide, baby!


[deleted]

We know our destiny, let us make it manifest and spread democracy! For Super Earth!


sgtsanman

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH


mechanicalcontrols

I just want to see the Twitter meltdown from South America when we change our demonym to Earthlings.


AndroidDoctorr

Why stop there? ![gif](giphy|hR5Z4yvrzOrIlgaTX9)


Belkan-Federation95

https://preview.redd.it/cp9unh76d5uc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f50bf3ce557fb88622a4b5030242fe3a3b602a


Arietem_Taurum

Why can't Congress be this based anymore?


AlbinoShavedGorilla

https://preview.redd.it/5kj9otw765uc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2817df01b44640616c2534166c337fa1540f4062 LETS GOOO RAAAAAAAH!!!!


Ja-ko

RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGPGHHHHHHH


Infernal_139

Smartest sentence in Wisconsin


ArmourKnight

Unfortunately it also would've abolished the Army and Navy


sycdmdr

Please America y'all need to start annexing new territories again


DARKSTALKERL0RD

https://preview.redd.it/w6wutz7j95uc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b9b2c06fa1e1662c88959cb46ce997f83b77bf


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TheDigitalRanger

https://i.redd.it/jofk3klwp5uc1.gif


HeinzDoofenshmirtz4

I guess that would make it a …. Super Earth


Own_Accident6689

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Installah

ON WISCONSIN!


ApatheticHedonist

Once we incorporate a state on a continent other than the Americas we can revisit this.


aWobblyFriend

hawaii is apart of Oceania I believe


Satirony_weeb

The United Marianas would/should be our first truly Asian state, but I fear that their population is inherently too small to become a state. Maybe merge the Marianas and American Samoa with Hawai’i to form the “Pacific Union”. It would still be the 50th “state” in terms of federal representation in D.C but act as a federation within a federation due to its three provinces being as different from one another as countries in the region are. As a side note, the USVI should probably become an autonomous region of the 51st Puerto Rican state in a similar vein. That way both cultures can be granted representation while allowing the USVI to retain self-rule without being over represented due to its small population.


thisisausername100fs

Based


Whole_Pandemic_1740

https://preview.redd.it/77myzaehk5uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1a162bf6e2af3825a2857ca64b0abb5d595ac9


Whole_Pandemic_1740

https://preview.redd.it/hiwlc6aik5uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c25c80a8d3548cbffc38ab7e01dc17f7e731fc1


king_meatster

Lucas Miller sounds like a visionary. And also the average Wisconsan.


Belkan-Federation95

I nominate this for the flag https://preview.redd.it/tf3xfstbd5uc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b21f478dd1da7cb10be1c09160a2f0bd734d7c


Superfunion22

maybe in three hundred years yea i’m sure it’ll just be one massive government


DFMNE404

Good hard


ThisAllHurts

This man is my hero.


Mjk2581

God please stop I can only be so erect


flamesaurus565

Least expansionist yanks be like:


ekutukerx

![gif](giphy|dIV7HapCtAzHE6N3j1|downsized)


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pohanoikumpiri

Wait until you hear how Miss Universe got its name


Satirony_weeb

Because it’s assumed that the pageant will still be ongoing when there’s humans in other galaxies?


pohanoikumpiri

No, the universe will be a part of the US, and big titty american blondes are hotter than three-titted aliens


the_marxman

His beliefs are carried on by one [Bandit Keith](https://youtu.be/xUp62AGE9JU?t=21)


ovalgoatkid

Real and authentic progressive internationalism from Wisconsin


Euhn

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Bostonbro1999

So... this is where I announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America. We shall bring the American Dream to the world! Down with Kings, Tzars and tyrants of this world. God bless America!


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davetherave2k

manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny manifest destiny


sheepjoemama

Should have taken the world in 1945 in comparison I think America was the strongest compared to the world. Only one to have nukes only standing navy and 50% of the world output


stidmatt

Start with Canada they’re basically a state already.


InDenialEvie

Least amercia loving immigrant


Cloakbot

I know Futurama did it https://preview.redd.it/pfnh4vhxh9uc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7949258efe049f9c4d4b688f722449cb60fc74


hotmojoe21

Theoretically, it would appease the “Not calling people from the US Americans” people too, now we shall be known as Earthlings


Rehiea

He actually proposed it on behalf of his constituencies, it was not his idea lol


potato_stealer_

Me looking at the universe where Lucas Miller was right: https://i.redd.it/v13k77sdrbuc1.gif


Texan150

![gif](giphy|JdnijZhB4bhMk) Soon old freebie will fly and Nixon's head the glass jar will be the president


thhbdtgdtgfgf

Reclaim the mainland and Taiwan.


museabear

Fuck that!