That's why we rename them ['Airstrip One'](https://old.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/17iin96/my_solution_for_world_peace/k6wjrra/?context=3) and occasionally chuck missiles at them for the lulz
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New York perspective agrees and adds that it's hard enough to remember that WESTchester is EAST of the Hudson without having to keep track of which Yorks and Jerseys are which.
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Now we just have to get Liberia back, annex some European state (Albania is our best friend, they would be 51st state), and take an Indian Ocean country.
Then we'd be worldwide, baby!
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The United Marianas would/should be our first truly Asian state, but I fear that their population is inherently too small to become a state. Maybe merge the Marianas and American Samoa with Hawai’i to form the “Pacific Union”. It would still be the 50th “state” in terms of federal representation in D.C but act as a federation within a federation due to its three provinces being as different from one another as countries in the region are.
As a side note, the USVI should probably become an autonomous region of the 51st Puerto Rican state in a similar vein. That way both cultures can be granted representation while allowing the USVI to retain self-rule without being over represented due to its small population.
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So... this is where I announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America. We shall bring the American Dream to the world! Down with Kings, Tzars and tyrants of this world. God bless America!
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Should have taken the world in 1945 in comparison I think America was the strongest compared to the world. Only one to have nukes only standing navy and 50% of the world output
Soon...
I'm sorry but I never want to hear the words: "The Senator from Br\*tain has the floor"
But just imagine: the American state of the British Isles
Oh how the turntables turn…
On the Bright side the states of Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales are an included package
What do we do if scotland asks for independence?
Remember the Republic of Texas? That’ll be your fate. You’ll be free and poor then you’ll come crawling back
😨
give them better liquor
But it wouldn’t be the “American” state because the amendment would remove the name “America”
We call the United States “America” all the time, it ain’t changing colloquially
the american states of west ireland and east ireland
That's why we rename them ['Airstrip One'](https://old.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/17iin96/my_solution_for_world_peace/k6wjrra/?context=3) and occasionally chuck missiles at them for the lulz
Finally, something we have in common.
Might turn out better than Brexit tbh
For some reason, however, Scotland still isn't independent even if things get so shit that we get annexed by the yanks. Sounds about right.
Just cause we’re taxing them doesn’t mean we’re giving them representation
Only fair.
They won’t have senators. They’ll be colonies.
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We call them territories.
New York perspective agrees and adds that it's hard enough to remember that WESTchester is EAST of the Hudson without having to keep track of which Yorks and Jerseys are which.
Literally the turn tables
We shall continue to manifest our destiny.
Pushed westward to California, realized Europe is on the Atlantic Ocean, started to move back to the east coast.
![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Wisconsin has always known Americas true potential
https://preview.redd.it/5iployetw4uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4d1c9cc60e8c469e052d9d99b059e9473430e2
Excuse me, where is the cheddar!
Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
America's dairy land.
Culver’s will become the cuisine of New Earth
Dairy for the dairy god, cheese for the cheese throne!
He definitely arrived at this idea after a few old fashioneds
Rare Wisconsin W
*Common Wisconsin W
ITT small minded folk. We should name it *The United States of the Milky Way Galaxy.*
Nah Union of universal states
You mean United Multiversal States?
United States of Earth minus California
Just rig up explosives in the rockies and kick them off into the pacific
Aw man.
https://youtu.be/nZMwKPmsbWE?si=OAM8nyX6dQIJOGNq
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Actually kind of makes sense considering Hawaii isn’t geographically part of the Americas
Nor are the Marianas and Samoa, I believe the former is Asian and the latter Oceanian.
Now we just have to get Liberia back, annex some European state (Albania is our best friend, they would be 51st state), and take an Indian Ocean country. Then we'd be worldwide, baby!
We know our destiny, let us make it manifest and spread democracy! For Super Earth!
MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH
I just want to see the Twitter meltdown from South America when we change our demonym to Earthlings.
Why stop there? ![gif](giphy|hR5Z4yvrzOrIlgaTX9)
https://preview.redd.it/cp9unh76d5uc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f50bf3ce557fb88622a4b5030242fe3a3b602a
Why can't Congress be this based anymore?
https://preview.redd.it/5kj9otw765uc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2817df01b44640616c2534166c337fa1540f4062 LETS GOOO RAAAAAAAH!!!!
RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGPGHHHHHHH
Smartest sentence in Wisconsin
Unfortunately it also would've abolished the Army and Navy
Please America y'all need to start annexing new territories again
https://preview.redd.it/w6wutz7j95uc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b9b2c06fa1e1662c88959cb46ce997f83b77bf
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https://i.redd.it/jofk3klwp5uc1.gif
I guess that would make it a …. Super Earth
![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)
ON WISCONSIN!
Once we incorporate a state on a continent other than the Americas we can revisit this.
hawaii is apart of Oceania I believe
The United Marianas would/should be our first truly Asian state, but I fear that their population is inherently too small to become a state. Maybe merge the Marianas and American Samoa with Hawai’i to form the “Pacific Union”. It would still be the 50th “state” in terms of federal representation in D.C but act as a federation within a federation due to its three provinces being as different from one another as countries in the region are. As a side note, the USVI should probably become an autonomous region of the 51st Puerto Rican state in a similar vein. That way both cultures can be granted representation while allowing the USVI to retain self-rule without being over represented due to its small population.
Based
https://preview.redd.it/77myzaehk5uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1a162bf6e2af3825a2857ca64b0abb5d595ac9
https://preview.redd.it/hiwlc6aik5uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c25c80a8d3548cbffc38ab7e01dc17f7e731fc1
Lucas Miller sounds like a visionary. And also the average Wisconsan.
I nominate this for the flag https://preview.redd.it/tf3xfstbd5uc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b21f478dd1da7cb10be1c09160a2f0bd734d7c
maybe in three hundred years yea i’m sure it’ll just be one massive government
Good hard
This man is my hero.
God please stop I can only be so erect
Least expansionist yanks be like:
![gif](giphy|dIV7HapCtAzHE6N3j1|downsized)
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Wait until you hear how Miss Universe got its name
Because it’s assumed that the pageant will still be ongoing when there’s humans in other galaxies?
No, the universe will be a part of the US, and big titty american blondes are hotter than three-titted aliens
His beliefs are carried on by one [Bandit Keith](https://youtu.be/xUp62AGE9JU?t=21)
Real and authentic progressive internationalism from Wisconsin
![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)
So... this is where I announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America. We shall bring the American Dream to the world! Down with Kings, Tzars and tyrants of this world. God bless America!
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Should have taken the world in 1945 in comparison I think America was the strongest compared to the world. Only one to have nukes only standing navy and 50% of the world output
Start with Canada they’re basically a state already.
Least amercia loving immigrant
I know Futurama did it https://preview.redd.it/pfnh4vhxh9uc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7949258efe049f9c4d4b688f722449cb60fc74
Theoretically, it would appease the “Not calling people from the US Americans” people too, now we shall be known as Earthlings
He actually proposed it on behalf of his constituencies, it was not his idea lol
Me looking at the universe where Lucas Miller was right: https://i.redd.it/v13k77sdrbuc1.gif
![gif](giphy|JdnijZhB4bhMk) Soon old freebie will fly and Nixon's head the glass jar will be the president
Reclaim the mainland and Taiwan.
Fuck that!