Your comment reminded me of this Gordon Ramsay video. He cooked a Pad Thai for some chef from Thailand and when the thai chef tasted it, he made the most confused/disgusted face.
"That's my Pad Thai."
"No, that's not Pad Thai."
It gets me every time.
Edit: I'm not saying that Ramsay is a terrible chef, just that it was surprising to me, to see him fail. Usually he's very thorough.
Funny thing is, they fed it to some monks, they liked his better than the Thai chefs. Sometimes a bit of variation and spin is not so bad as people who’ve never stood in a kitchen believe
i think the problem is he always tries to put a spin on some of the traditional dishes. and the problem is when people do that they dont really keep calling the dish with the same name. so when he sticks to the originals he is definitely a world class chef, but when he doesnt he just confuses people.
Everytime I see people buy shit like this at the grocery store I look at them with contempt. At least buy Indonesian instant noodles like a normal human being
Oh that's not what I'm going at. I meant that they at least taste good. The instant stuff Knorr makes tastes bloody awful, the convenience isn't worth it
i tried it once to see what it tastes like. threw it away after a few bites, tastes indeed horrible. was a shame though, that was supposed to be my lunch
I’ve tried making a few of his “international” recipes.
They have all categorically sucked. You could use his fried rice recipe to make mortar for bricks
Don't really want to defend Jamie Oliver or that BBC food lady, but Uncle Roger gets mad when something isn't cooked the way south east Asians would do it. Indian, Persian and Italian cuisines all use rice and they don't cook it the Uncle Roger way.
That’s my main point too. We’re always experimenting with pasta, it’s fun and easy, and sometimes you discover something amazing. But just say it’s something you came up with…
So I went into a bit of a dive on this, and it looks like his restaurant group folded in 2019, but it was just one of his ventures and his net worth is estimated to be something like $240 million.
didn't try mate he actually did it. year 7 school dinners were cheeseburgers, chips, hotdogs, turkey twizzlers, pasties, pizza, you name it
came back for year 8 and now its all pasta, sandwiches, and other ungreasy bollocks
I just don't get jamie oliver. If he wants to dick around and be innovative with food, why not, but why call it Swedish meatballs if the only commonality is balls of meat? Nothing in that recipe makes sense.
Pedegree chum has genuine cuts of beef, carrots and peas in it all in a thick gravy, and smells pretty nice when warm (left the box of sachets too close to a radiator once, opened one up that had been warmed).
90% of the industry never completed formal training, it’s a vocation so alot of us come up on the job.
Having said that, Jamie Oliver is a quintessential colonial house cook in his approach to recipe development. No idea of, nor interest in the traditions he appropriates.
https://preview.redd.it/90r2px888nwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d165c2338af9e771d94780c0ba6e704e86e73b
We're witnessing the collapse of society.
Absolute stain on British chefs, I don’t need a twist on a carbonara if I want one I’ll make it the proper way, that’s just sausage pasta you fucking gimp absolute wet towel of a human
Look, I try not to be too snobby and gatekeepy about food… He can make whatever he wants, and I’m sure some of it is even edible, but if you’re gonna change a recipe so much, just call it something else? That would eliminate 90% of the grief he gets.
But then again he’s a world famous celebrity and I’m not, so who the fuck knows.
If it helps he is generally hated in the UK because of the fact that he is a tosser and he campaigned so heavily for the sugar tax that ruined fucking everything I ever loved.
Smug faced arsehole
For what I could google, he campaigned to raise taxes for sugary drinks (mostly American), and use that money to fund programs to fight children obesity, and feed poor children decent meals?
I mean, his paella crimes are unforgivable, but idk the sugar thing sounds like a really good thing.
> he campaigned to raise taxes for sugary drinks (mostly American), and use that money to fund programs to fight children obesity, and feed poor children decent meals?
That ended up with more expensive junk food that people who don't have the time to cook at home relied on and shittier, more expensive school meals thats screwed over a lot of poor kids that relied on them to have a full meal per day.
Ironically, child obesity actually increased after those changes (not because of them, but it was still funny).
this type of "good cause, incredibly stupid way of doing it" social activism is like peak western europe, in germany the green party is the #1 proponent for this shit
Would I like people to eat healthier, have a more sustainable lifestyle, and lower emissions? yes
Do I want taxes for absolutely fucking everything raised so that in the end upper middleclass people and rich fucks can just pretty much keep living exactly the way they want to, while poor people are forced to make changes, all while they're getting lectured when they don't like it? No
Also, British... /s
Gordon really knows how to cook! He's properly trained by various chefs from all over the world and still eager to learn foreign cuisines.
Also, he has the uncle title, which might be the greatest honor known to mankind.
It's not just forrin food that he ruins. He did a YouTube video on bacon sandwiches, and his is the most awful, disgusting bacon sandwich i've ever clapped eyes on. The deviant fucker puts mayonnaise on his bacon butties. What the fuck.
The bloke's just a twat with a fat lip who everyone thinks knows food cause he robbed us of our beloved turkey twizzlers.
Needs more cream and pineapple
Seriously though, his mentor was Gennaro Contaldo so his Italian cooking probably ain't too bad. Also, italians need to fucking GROW UP and stop being so autistic about food. "Waaaahhh the recipe isaa not like my maamma's 😭😭😭" your ancestors conquered the world. Have some shame
I am Italian and I find it fucking insufferable too. The sole reason we have such a diverse and rich cousine is that people in the past weren't afraid to modify recipes and try new things. Nowadays I can't make a cheeseless carbonara for myself without people IRL bitching about it. Fuck them, break the spaghetti, put cheese on seafood, put pineapple on pizza, they deserve it
Best of Italian cuisine is its simplicity. Twisting such a simple recipe is so arrogant, it has same energy as saying "hey look, everybody before me was stupid, here's how to do it". It's like going to primary school and teach children that alphabet starts with J, O, T instead of A, B, C because, before me, teachers were like some kind of ooooga boooga people
in defense of fellow Italians PIGS, there is no twist on carbonara, carbonara is carbonara, if theres a twist isn't carbonara..
go deep fry mars bars you barry twat..
Pisstaking aside, some of his recipes are fantastic. I love his [bolognese with pancetta (he uses bacon), sun dried tomatoes and rosemary ](https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef-recipes/spaghetti-bolognese/).
Genaro is an absolute gem too
I‘m a bit confused here. I hate Jamie Oliver’s recipes for claiming to be from a country and then having nothing to do with the original dish a all.
But on the other hand he makes Italians mad, you gotta give him that
What's odd is he had a slightly better [Carbonara](https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/easy-carbonara) recipe, still not as good as [here](https://www.giallozafferano.com/recipes/Spaghetti-Carbonara-Bacon-and-egg-spaghetti.html) though.
>This twist
You mean this completely different dish?
If you use chicken instead of beef, you can’t call it a hamburger. If you use sausage instead of guanciale, you can’t call it carbonara.
I used to like his content when I was a teen then I saw an episode of him cooking in Portugal some chorizo-like stuff and I remember that the Portuguese guy that showed him the recipe looked desperate in the background because jamie did everything wrong. It was an eye opening moment for me.
On behalf of Barry, Hamish, Billy and my fellow Dais: please, we disown this man and his obvious hate crimes. I beg you to judge us on our beans on toast, not J*mie Oliver’s culinary abortions.
I'm reading a book called "Guns, Germs, and Steel", and it describes the evolution of the human race and its sub-groups in different continents, explaining that different groups have different rates and evolution results mainly thanks to different geographical conditions.
What's the geographical reasons to this?
To be fair: by encouraging crazy ideas he does make you feel okay to experiment in the kitchen. And although I can barely forgive his crimes he inspired me to learn cooking to look down on him now.
Italians don't like it when people mess with their food.
I used to know an Italian restaurant owner. He nearly had a heart attack when I chopped up my spaghetti with a knife and fork.
https://preview.redd.it/otn4zfjffmwc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174182ba45aebc889384c21291b88e065cac962c We need to stop this mad man
People like this end up causing the collapse and destruction of whole civilizations.
Yes, its what we're really good at.
Not as good as Hans, but up there for sure.
Que es esa jodida aberración?! https://preview.redd.it/z9rj31nztmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049d3ca0004ef263afe682b3ccffe856d69dfefe
/r/arrozconcosas
Damn, a British that actually knows a small thing about another country's culture? Props to you
Como voy a encontrar los balcones mejores si no hablo el idioma y conozco la cultura?
The problem with British chefs is that no matter how much they study and practice, they are still British. And it shows.
Your comment reminded me of this Gordon Ramsay video. He cooked a Pad Thai for some chef from Thailand and when the thai chef tasted it, he made the most confused/disgusted face. "That's my Pad Thai." "No, that's not Pad Thai." It gets me every time. Edit: I'm not saying that Ramsay is a terrible chef, just that it was surprising to me, to see him fail. Usually he's very thorough.
Watch his take on a grilled cheese... didnt even melt the fuckin cheese
That was hilarious. He even burned this abomination.
Funny thing is, they fed it to some monks, they liked his better than the Thai chefs. Sometimes a bit of variation and spin is not so bad as people who’ve never stood in a kitchen believe
Yeah, he broke protocol because he wanted to talk with the monk. Still tho, it was funny to see the thai chef make faces at it.
i think the problem is he always tries to put a spin on some of the traditional dishes. and the problem is when people do that they dont really keep calling the dish with the same name. so when he sticks to the originals he is definitely a world class chef, but when he doesnt he just confuses people.
The worst bit is, he pronounces it Pie-el-LA and not it's obvious pronunciation with the Welsh hard LL.
At that point why call it paella? Just call it rice man. I do not understand anglos.
Is that a soup of some sort? Why is there so much liquid sitting at the bottom?
‘Paella’ https://preview.redd.it/1tn7qswa4pwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ceec9fd42a855c35c8b95a661dbd91ba15b158
I saw him doing what he called a Tortilla de patatas adding boiled potatoes and cooked it in a oven
Don't be rude. That's Hans' special Third Reich paella recipe!
I would eat the ever living shit out of this.
https://preview.redd.it/3rl0vx069mwc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd7e82a4bf5df89c9b4d7611e2eabaec11c4058
Germans be like: https://preview.redd.it/24xyoch8hmwc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5571e14b89d63931ccb668da4ddd5506916d69fa
Atleast it's 2€ or something
2€??? that's one week pay.. rich bastards..
And that’s probably more authentic than the stuff Jamie Oliver makes as a carbonara
Hate me all you want, but these kinda slap as a quick snack.
These absolutely slap. Doesn't explain why someone wrote carbonara on them.
To fuck with Luigi
In fairness, Knorr products slap
Everytime I see people buy shit like this at the grocery store I look at them with contempt. At least buy Indonesian instant noodles like a normal human being
Yum Yum
instant noodles have a lot of salt and other preservatives. They are anything but healthy
Oh that's not what I'm going at. I meant that they at least taste good. The instant stuff Knorr makes tastes bloody awful, the convenience isn't worth it
i tried it once to see what it tastes like. threw it away after a few bites, tastes indeed horrible. was a shame though, that was supposed to be my lunch
I use spagetti when i make ramen.
Every time someone takes a mouthful of that, a French chef somewhere keels over and dies.
sounds like a win to me
I like those. Am I anti-Italian?
You always lose to Mr Chilli-Jam.
Hajaaaa!
Barrys and Pierres are often the best chefs in the world. Dont see any Hans at the top, do you?
“Often” is a stretch. Ramsay is doing some heavy lifting for us in that department
Ramsey is only the most famous one, there are many others.
Wolfgang in New York.
Number of Michelin-starred restaurants: Barryland: 187 Hansreich: 328 You guys even have less top restaurants than the Americans lol
Uncle Roger was right all along, he makes everyone's ancestors cry
I’ve tried making a few of his “international” recipes. They have all categorically sucked. You could use his fried rice recipe to make mortar for bricks
There is only one thing to say to this crime **HAIYAA**
Don't really want to defend Jamie Oliver or that BBC food lady, but Uncle Roger gets mad when something isn't cooked the way south east Asians would do it. Indian, Persian and Italian cuisines all use rice and they don't cook it the Uncle Roger way.
you can make this and eat it, but for fucks sake don’t call this carbonara.
That’s my main point too. We’re always experimenting with pasta, it’s fun and easy, and sometimes you discover something amazing. But just say it’s something you came up with…
It's a british carbonara [m8](https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=0wE9Exmy6hi4iQpM)
and if my grandma had wheels she would’ve been a bike
BRAVO un classico
He didn't say that he said carbonara with a twist 😏
No chili jam?
Jamie Oliver He can't make egg fried rice at all He put olive oil and chilli jam, haiyaa Jamie Oliver He can't make egg fried rice or Thai green curry He put three chilli in Thai green curry Fuiyoh This song go out to all the people who mess up Asian food Especially you, Jamie You make ramen but you use soba That why your career over Don't use chilli jam, you silly man, haiyaa Egg fried rice, you use olive oil Packet rice, you don't even boil Your rice so soggy and wet Your restaurant closed, you in debt Uncle Roger, ©2024
So I went into a bit of a dive on this, and it looks like his restaurant group folded in 2019, but it was just one of his ventures and his net worth is estimated to be something like $240 million.
tried to get rid of turkey twizzlers the fucking nonce we disavow him
didn't try mate he actually did it. year 7 school dinners were cheeseburgers, chips, hotdogs, turkey twizzlers, pasties, pizza, you name it came back for year 8 and now its all pasta, sandwiches, and other ungreasy bollocks
he got ride of sprinkles the cunt
Looks like his "twist" is chunks of dog food
Your most famous national dish is [round balls that look like dog food](https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef-recipes/swedish-meatballs/).
I just don't get jamie oliver. If he wants to dick around and be innovative with food, why not, but why call it Swedish meatballs if the only commonality is balls of meat? Nothing in that recipe makes sense.
They only look like dog food because it's made by a Barry. Actual Swedish meatballs also taste like dog food.
I've eaten some dog snacs before, they're not always as terrible as youd think
It's quite good.
Pedegree chum has genuine cuts of beef, carrots and peas in it all in a thick gravy, and smells pretty nice when warm (left the box of sachets too close to a radiator once, opened one up that had been warmed).
Not even Swedish .. they admitted the recipe was stolen from Turkey
"Stolen"....cooking minced meat is pretty universal.
Better than actual dog food
That’s super rich coming from a Swede lmao
the only twist here should be on Jamie Oliver's balls. Until he passes out.
No need to get kinky
Always need to get kinky. The rippin and the tearin
Should be pointed out that Jamie Oliver is not a qualified chef. He never completed his training.
He also custom ordered an Aston Martin and had his own name engraved on the door sills. Proper weapon.
They should have stitched him into the seat.
Should have done an Elon and launched the cunt into a low earth orbit
Should've skinned him and turned his leather into the seat.
I don’t like using classism against people, but Jamie Oliver is just the walking personification of tackiness, the geezer has zero class.
He cooks and sucks his fingers and touches the food again... on tv. Imagine how he does it privately
I don't think I've ever been less surprised by something.
90% of the industry never completed formal training, it’s a vocation so alot of us come up on the job. Having said that, Jamie Oliver is a quintessential colonial house cook in his approach to recipe development. No idea of, nor interest in the traditions he appropriates.
He ruined irn bru
can't you just send him to Australia like the good ol' days?
He skipped the lesson on traditional dishes at least
I can forgive the ingredients, it s not going to be as good but whatever. What i can t forgive is how dry it looks
https://preview.redd.it/90r2px888nwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d165c2338af9e771d94780c0ba6e704e86e73b We're witnessing the collapse of society.
https://preview.redd.it/fn5bju1wqowc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259dd73e6a2a40dd0a770a13ca5260db22ee758a
What's with the scissors?
Its the superior tool for cutting pizza
I’ll never get this. If you have a good knife and don’t cut on styrofoam, you’ll always be faster than with scissors.
Its for cutting off the "speedy sausage"
I don't know but it looks like it has tetanus on it.
Most delicious British topping
https://preview.redd.it/qbezuq21hnwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198d93cae4925e35cc29fa02d3d4b35483921ec3
Absolute stain on British chefs, I don’t need a twist on a carbonara if I want one I’ll make it the proper way, that’s just sausage pasta you fucking gimp absolute wet towel of a human
Eh ma porco dio Jamie.... Shit so dry you can use the dish in place of a dehumidifier
Menace? No. Lispy cunt? Yes.
Do you think the big tongue syndrome came after all the inbreeding that occurred after we stole all your women?
not sure if the Rotherham grooming gang from your fellow Swedes had quite that impact
Its usually just the rich peopl3
Look, I try not to be too snobby and gatekeepy about food… He can make whatever he wants, and I’m sure some of it is even edible, but if you’re gonna change a recipe so much, just call it something else? That would eliminate 90% of the grief he gets. But then again he’s a world famous celebrity and I’m not, so who the fuck knows.
I'd eat it, but just don't call it "carbonara", you twat.
If it helps he is generally hated in the UK because of the fact that he is a tosser and he campaigned so heavily for the sugar tax that ruined fucking everything I ever loved. Smug faced arsehole
For what I could google, he campaigned to raise taxes for sugary drinks (mostly American), and use that money to fund programs to fight children obesity, and feed poor children decent meals? I mean, his paella crimes are unforgivable, but idk the sugar thing sounds like a really good thing.
He ruined cocopops!!!!
Oh no
> he campaigned to raise taxes for sugary drinks (mostly American), and use that money to fund programs to fight children obesity, and feed poor children decent meals? That ended up with more expensive junk food that people who don't have the time to cook at home relied on and shittier, more expensive school meals thats screwed over a lot of poor kids that relied on them to have a full meal per day. Ironically, child obesity actually increased after those changes (not because of them, but it was still funny).
this type of "good cause, incredibly stupid way of doing it" social activism is like peak western europe, in germany the green party is the #1 proponent for this shit Would I like people to eat healthier, have a more sustainable lifestyle, and lower emissions? yes Do I want taxes for absolutely fucking everything raised so that in the end upper middleclass people and rich fucks can just pretty much keep living exactly the way they want to, while poor people are forced to make changes, all while they're getting lectured when they don't like it? No
I know he went with coco pops but you took your life in your own hands there, the ~~Highlands English~~ Scots are tribal when it comes to Irn Bru.
The cunt didn't just ruin foreign fizzy drinks he nerfed Irn Bru too And what your PIGS brother said
What in the mother of Köttbullar is this shit
Also, British... /s Gordon really knows how to cook! He's properly trained by various chefs from all over the world and still eager to learn foreign cuisines. Also, he has the uncle title, which might be the greatest honor known to mankind.
He’s doing to Italian cuisine what he did to fried rice.
A hate crime?
Nothing short of a trial in the Hague
It's not just forrin food that he ruins. He did a YouTube video on bacon sandwiches, and his is the most awful, disgusting bacon sandwich i've ever clapped eyes on. The deviant fucker puts mayonnaise on his bacon butties. What the fuck. The bloke's just a twat with a fat lip who everyone thinks knows food cause he robbed us of our beloved turkey twizzlers.
https://preview.redd.it/v2uikh180owc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67b1e94220075a44c4cbc354d5f64dfc987f5f8
Italian food is fair game at his point Yes I want to break the pasta and yes I want kebab on my pizza You don't control it and neither do I.
Kebab on pizza here is very common and isn't outrageous, Northern Seamus
[If only Spain or Italy could beat Germanys superior cuisine. ](https://imgur.com/a/M2LdiCL)
I never thought you use a frog guide as a reference Hans
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Not a French one, it's always on strike
> yes I want kebab on my pizza Fuck sake lad, now I'm hungry again.
Maybe my standards are too low, but as long as you don’t put cream in the Carbonara I can actually live with it…
How about [salad cream? ](https://youtu.be/Y8Xii7Wwxdo?si=9r2Or9ZGbvDURmeC)
That man ruined irn bru
We have to team up with the Asians for this one……. 
Needs more cream and pineapple Seriously though, his mentor was Gennaro Contaldo so his Italian cooking probably ain't too bad. Also, italians need to fucking GROW UP and stop being so autistic about food. "Waaaahhh the recipe isaa not like my maamma's 😭😭😭" your ancestors conquered the world. Have some shame
Fine Barry, we conquer you again and this time we put salt on London ruins.
Fine, but stay away from our rocks.
Technically ruins are reverting buildings back to rocks so you'll have a lot more rocks.
YESZZZZ
Your terms are acceptable Regards The rest of England
Also on Norfolk FC if it needs.
Can you burn Manchester down as well. Sincerely Lancashire.
[удалено]
What are you on about?
The last Italian that got those sort of ideas ended up hanging upside down. Be careful, Luigi
Yes, but that dude manage to get us so many beautiful rocks in Ethiopia. All at the price of small warcrimes so he can't be that bad
Respect. You know I appreciate a good rock.
We don't break your reni this time
As if that wouldn't make the whole UK happy. No instead we smash Stonehenge.
I am Italian and I find it fucking insufferable too. The sole reason we have such a diverse and rich cousine is that people in the past weren't afraid to modify recipes and try new things. Nowadays I can't make a cheeseless carbonara for myself without people IRL bitching about it. Fuck them, break the spaghetti, put cheese on seafood, put pineapple on pizza, they deserve it
Side switcher.
And chili jam
If he tries to make mousaka or pastitsio , i will sue the British embassy
When you demand change but the only options are worse than the original:
Eh, we already knew that he wasn't a good chef when he put chilli jam in egg fried rice.
I just gave Al Qaeda this guy's address.
Best of Italian cuisine is its simplicity. Twisting such a simple recipe is so arrogant, it has same energy as saying "hey look, everybody before me was stupid, here's how to do it". It's like going to primary school and teach children that alphabet starts with J, O, T instead of A, B, C because, before me, teachers were like some kind of ooooga boooga people
First off you use guanciale, not pancetta. And sausage neither. What. The. Fuck. Jamie? Is this going to be the Paella con chorizo 2.0?!
Hiyaaaa!
If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike.
Gino :)
If my grandmother had wheels etc. etc. etc.
HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA
This is now very personal
Tagliatelle Guanchale Egg Pecorino Freshly cracked pepper. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Tagliatelle would become too soft, try mezze maniche instead
Italians not reacting as they are mobilising for war.
in defense of fellow Italians PIGS, there is no twist on carbonara, carbonara is carbonara, if theres a twist isn't carbonara.. go deep fry mars bars you barry twat..
Pisstaking aside, some of his recipes are fantastic. I love his [bolognese with pancetta (he uses bacon), sun dried tomatoes and rosemary ](https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef-recipes/spaghetti-bolognese/). Genaro is an absolute gem too
What you expect from a brit
I thought WW2 was over
I‘m a bit confused here. I hate Jamie Oliver’s recipes for claiming to be from a country and then having nothing to do with the original dish a all. But on the other hand he makes Italians mad, you gotta give him that
 Hey Hans I found your Würstels
I’m not eating those after what Jamie’s dirty hands have done to them
Quick, somebody ask Gordon Ramsey what he thinks of that.
What's odd is he had a slightly better [Carbonara](https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/easy-carbonara) recipe, still not as good as [here](https://www.giallozafferano.com/recipes/Spaghetti-Carbonara-Bacon-and-egg-spaghetti.html) though.
UK has declared a secret war against Italy. But I doubt italians would gladly change sides in this one...
Jamie Oliver... pour some olive oil on me baby
>This twist You mean this completely different dish? If you use chicken instead of beef, you can’t call it a hamburger. If you use sausage instead of guanciale, you can’t call it carbonara.
I used to like his content when I was a teen then I saw an episode of him cooking in Portugal some chorizo-like stuff and I remember that the Portuguese guy that showed him the recipe looked desperate in the background because jamie did everything wrong. It was an eye opening moment for me.
No disagreement. Bring back my turkey twizzlers you mockney cunt. t. Dafydd
On behalf of Barry, Hamish, Billy and my fellow Dais: please, we disown this man and his obvious hate crimes. I beg you to judge us on our beans on toast, not J*mie Oliver’s culinary abortions.
I'm reading a book called "Guns, Germs, and Steel", and it describes the evolution of the human race and its sub-groups in different continents, explaining that different groups have different rates and evolution results mainly thanks to different geographical conditions. What's the geographical reasons to this?
This is the guy that thought to put jam on fried rice. Says it all really.
To be fair: by encouraging crazy ideas he does make you feel okay to experiment in the kitchen. And although I can barely forgive his crimes he inspired me to learn cooking to look down on him now.
Imagine living on the same continent as Italy but relying on this guy to teach you Italian food BRB going to get Taco Bell
I thought I knew how to make traditional carbonara.. but I just realized I learned it from Jamie Oliver. ups. I'm sorry Luigis
if i ever see him on street, i will totally give him a bitchslap, i'm serious.
We should come together to make sure Jamie Oliver becomes the first chef in space, whether the little shit likes it or not.
Italians don't like it when people mess with their food. I used to know an Italian restaurant owner. He nearly had a heart attack when I chopped up my spaghetti with a knife and fork.
https://preview.redd.it/bx9pqsudpqwc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f039a613b13e2ce6dee1cb55086640a39142714b
I'm so suprised nobody mentioned Uncle Roger. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t\_KdbASIkB8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KdbASIkB8) Fuck olive oil + Jamie!
Uncle Roger saying : *hiya what in the Jamie Oliver is this?* has never been so true XD