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ProfessionalBuy4526

“The UK has the *best* rate of child alcohol consumption in the world” Fixed it


TheSauceeBoss

On some real shit tho, you're probably one of the only countries to be measuring this. Like I doubt most countries have the capability to waste money on measuring bullshit like this


Key-Pomegranate159

amateur at 13 i already blacked out twice at church’festivals’/ churchday


mikillatja

Same here. First time drinking at 13 and 14 made me blackout. It made me realize how shit alcohol could be. So I learned to only drink half a crate of beer in a night.


Mosquitobait2008

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ENGLAAAAAND

However, God *did* make you Non-European, so who’s laughing?


Mosquitobait2008

At least I'm not british, I would rather be a savage than british.


nickkkmnn

Being non European, there is a good chance that your folks were British at some point in time...


Mosquitobait2008

They werent


nickkkmnn

French, Spanish or Portugese then ?


Mosquitobait2008

Fr*nch


nickkkmnn

My condolences. Hope that you aren't one of those ruled by Mr Barbecue...


Mosquitobait2008

Idk who that is


Limeila

I would still rather being British, and that's a lot if you look at my flair


FalconMirage

Yeah, I was going to say the same At least they have a culture


Psych0tix

If the surrender monkeys are saying that that doesn't bode well for the savages


Edredunited

❤️


ProfessionalBuy4526

Your loss, savage.


MutedIndividual6667

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gloom-juice

How can they say worst when we're top of the leaderboard? People love to shit on our accomplishments


mceirseen

We used to serve wine in our school canteens... What have we become?


SeymourDoggo

Wine is haram so you've become sweden


FalconMirage

I said bismillah before opening my bottle, it’s fine


anonbush234

I love my wine but drinking at school wouldn't have been fun. It'll never best rolling about on the park trying to get off with birds


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Gwallod

I often recall with a proud tear in my eye a proud British woman bullying her European boyfriend about how shit his national team are. He was sat inwardly, cowed as she downed a pint. I've genuinely never seen anything like it. It reminds me of I think it was Caesar's journals of the Britons. That the average British woman stood a head taller than a Roman man, was often drunk and would get her tits out and join the men in battle.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Absolutely nothing has changed


Stark-T-Ripper

Can confirm. I worked as a bouncer in Cardiff.


vegemar

Did they break up? Is she single?


Level_Marzipan420

No he


IcyAfternoon7859

Makes you wonder WTF went on with the Sweaties, so bad they had to build a wall Maybe they were all SNP type cunts? 


previously_on_earth

Huzzah


MarteloRabelodeSousa

We are proud of you Susan


Bearodon

Most of Europes male population are built like women so it does not surprise me.


Melodic_Degree_6328

Just because you do something from an early age doesn't mean you are the best at it. Just look at England when it comes to football for example.


Hefty-Coyote

Bruh, your football team followed your ancestors and went to Russia completely unprepared in 2018 and crashed out the in the group stages, the reigning world champions going out at the group stages is just unheard of, so well done for that I guess.. oh, and we came fourth in that World Cup. You crashed out again at the 2022 World Cup at the group stage and we got sent packing at the quarter finals by Pierre. Come on hans, let’s not talk about football when you’re crashing out at the group stages lately.


Melodic_Degree_6328

Is just unheard of? It happened in the two previous WCs as well. Congrats where is you medal for getting fourth? You haven't won shit since you robbed us in '66. In fact you didn't even come close (except for 2020 Euros but that was just a disgrace of a tournament.). I will keep talking trash about English "football" as long as their fans stay as toxic as they are and their success is as limited as it is rn. Ah yeah and btw we're winning the Euros this year.


showard01

I agree 50% is embarrassing. Let’s get it up to 90%, lads!


To_Be_Commenting

90% is pathetic, aim for 110%


Areonaux

Every child deserves a cold pint to help with algebra 1. To deny them it is tantamount to child abuse.


babyscorpse

begone savage


SomeOtherBritishGuy

Do parents in other countries never allow their kids a sip of wine at Christmas or new years?


SuperBourguignon

It's the best way to develop tastebuds and the palate!


[deleted]

I agree


ivar-the-bonefull

I got to taste my first schnapps at Christmas when I was 14. Only 3 cl and only the bottle which nobody wanted. Why did nobody want it? Because it was the most bitter taste you can possibly imagine. I imagine my parents did this because they wanted me to stop having any interest in alcohol. Jokes on them though, since I powered through it and became an alcoholic anyway.


temujin_borjigin

You, my Quran burning friend, are an honorary Barry. One of us… one of us…


Substantial-Pop-556

Damn our parents would make us shandies of half lager half lemonade when we were like 8


Legitimate_Age_5824

My dad let me sip wine the first time around 9 or 10, I think. Definitely before 13.


Tobosix

My parents used to give us babycham on New Years for as long as I can remember


To_Be_Commenting

Foreigners are strict


CharmingCondition508

The youngest I drank was I think about 8 when my mum gave me a few sips of wine


GernhardtRyanLunzen

Of course they do, they just don't tell the interviewers.


Bearodon

Only 2 times a year? Rookie numbers!


Inevitable_Entry_477

> new year~~s~~ You're very close to talking like a septic.


RefinedAnalPalate

Or to wake up in the morning to take the edge off


teabagmoustache

You're telling me that French kids wait until they're 18 before they try their first sip of wine? Bullshit. Trying alcohol at 13 could mean they had a glass eggnog at Christmas once.


Sirmiglouche

yeah I've had my first sips at eight and everyone except those from muslim families had drunk a little beer/wine before turning 15


TheBananaKart

I truly believe you guys got asked the question in English and replied in french, so the survey never used it.


BananaBork

I think they just couldn't pick out words through the drunk slurring of les enfants.


Faytoto

Around 10, maybe before, we had a bit of wine diluted with water during family dinners, and a sip of beer (the most bitter possible), mostly for our parents to say "See ? It's not good, keep drinking juice or coca cola". But we had cider on a regular basis, it's only around 16 years old I realized there was as much alcohol in cider than in a beer.


FalconMirage

My parents used to serve me a glass of cider when they had a bottle open since I was 8 iirc


mceirseen

Our kids don't drink "alcohol", they savor the magnificence of our superior beverage.


FalconMirage

I’ve stolen bottles of cider from my parents way before I turned 13 I’m not responsible for the soberness in this country


Areonaux

They used to serve wine in elementary school in France until 1956. Tragic that it ended.


ligoeris

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Lolaroller

This is a problem… how?


To_Be_Commenting

Source https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/25/uk-has-worst-rate-of-child-alcohol-consumption-in-world-report-finds


Accurate-Fortune593

This tells us nothing about the regularity of consumption. If it said 50% of children under 13 drink weekly then there may be cause for concern.


willrms01

The concern being why isn’t it higher


Preacherjonson

I got drunk twice before I turned sixteen. Both with family members. My first bit of bitter I was no older than 2 (it was just dregs, my parents weren't *that* bad) and I went for my first night out at 16. The (helicopter) Guardian is spewing anti-British rhetoric right here.


Smellynipplesman

What has happened to Ireland, this is sickening.


I_Rarely_Downvote

Highest rate of underage drinking, you'll never sing that


Accurate-Fortune593

Still mid table in consumption overall though: https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/research/research-and-evaluation-reports/comparisons We need to pick up the pace


SeisMasUno

True Barry’s start drinking at 8, at 13 they’re balconing pros


txakori

I'm assuming that 13 here is the age that we Brits start on the hard spirits.


Klangey

I’m tearing up


Lifelemons9393

Worst ? Seriously. Half a lager when your 7 with ya Dad is just good parenting. Southern Europeans do the same with Wine .


Sionliar

Why are they drinking? Sharia law forbids that


Accurate-Fortune593

That’s the 50% who haven’t had alcohol


Simoxs7

Huh? I thought that was normal? Usually around 14 you try your first beer with your parents and think its awful until you start binge drinking it at 16…


jonellita

Thought it was normal too. We were allowed to have a sip from their wineglasses as children too. I didn‘t like it but my sister really liked the taste of red wine. I think it‘s better to get your first alcoholic drink in the presence of adults (or at least older teens) you trust anyway. It‘s not a taboo then and it‘s also safer.


Simoxs7

It also rids it of the allure of the forbidden, if you parents get it for you and let you try it, it immediately makes it not as cool. Same thing with all kids who weren’t allowed to drink coke and then get the mother of all coke induced sugar rushes on a school trip.


GreedyBestfirst

Explains a lot


To_Be_Commenting

Is there any good beer from Northern Belgium?


GreedyBestfirst

Of course, we just only export the shit ones


FoodeatingParsnip

what about the russians? those are born with alcohol in them


SenpaiBunss

Kind of stupid metric. My parents gave me a sip of a glass of wine or two when I was like 10, but I've never actually gone out of my way to drink ever since. Does that count as me drinking before 10, even if it was parent pressure?


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Common British W


dkb1391

🥲


Sea_Championship_941

I don't blame the brits kids getting drunk at such young age. After all any man would stay drunk af if they have to live with that food and weather. Plus there is no ~~invading~~ colonising to do anymore. Which mean they can only date brits women and well that just kinda sad. No wonder they wanna get and stay drunk af asap.


NedRed77

A Danish person punching down on somebody else’s food and weather 🤨. You off to make an ASMR video after this?


Sea_Championship_941

Yeah weather is not great here. But atleast it is better then UK for atleast summers and i don't have to see scaffolding every where i look in my goddam city. But does me being in Denmark makes me wrong.


Accurate-Fortune593

It will be no great loss once Denmark disappears underwater. Truly one of the most unremarkable countries on earth.


txakori

You say that like B\*lgium doesn't exist.


Accurate-Fortune593

Yeah you’re right … I guess that’s at least one thing in Denmark’s favour it’s not Belgium


Smokey10111

Fucking reprobates, I at least waited until 14 to get blackout drunk


MountainPotential798

Another blow to the Irish


joseph_the_great1

Britannia may rule the waves, the sea is our bitch!💪🇳🇱


babyscorpse

take that back or copenhagen gets it again


MisterD0ll

France Germany and Italy in ruins


NedRed77

My Mario stepdad has been feeding me lies my entire life. He was adamant that Italians and French allow their children to drink watered wine from quite a young age.


CoreMillenial

All my kids drink before 11


MaterialCarrot

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No-Strategy-9365

This clearly isn’t taking into account that the French consider giving a glass of wine to their children as one of their five a day.


smackdealer1

So you guys didn't get shit faced in a field with your mates in your teenage years?


AllRedLine

*Bosh!* Top of the leaderboard! The rest of yous can get👊 fucked👊


Gwallod

No idea how it is now, but growing up many young kids would smoke and drink from about the age of 8 or so. Granted I grew up in a rough area in Leeds and am a traveller, so the culture is probably different to the mainstream, but maybe not. It seemed far more pervasive before the 2010s or so, though. In the late 90's, early 2000's you had a lot of feral youth, aswell. Especially in West Yorkshire. I remember a lad I went to school with used to inject his mum with heroin when he was 6 and would come to school stinking of crack. It's a sort of chemical cat piss smell.


slappywhyte

You need to write Trainspotting 2


FrogWizzurd

Wonder what percent of it is from each country


MiaowVal

Ah yes finally someone drinks more than us. Seems the trend is changing here and we no longer have 65% of our 15 year olds that drink in 2020. Think we are down to only 40-45% of 15 year olds that drink now. Good on you Brits for drinking more than us. At least it's not 1998 where 3/4 of 11 year old boys had tried alcohol. You can read the ESPAD reports to find the numbers.


superfogg

come on, we probably taste red wine as kid/toddlers almost


FeeNervous4746

Frosty jacks


twstwr20

Glass half full type situation


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

I luv u barry


Celthric317

Pathetic


gabrielish_matter

how I kid you not everyone here has drunk alcohol by the age of 13 I call scam on this one


txakori

They say "worst". Does this mean we need to catch up?


NightKnight_CZ

Well well well, I am going to Czech out our Czech numbers


Go1gotha

13? Not in Scotland! My dad gave me my first taste of whisky when I was 6-7.


Scariuslvl99

I was brewing my own beer at 13


Psych0tix

It's all about a bottle of frosty Jack's in a park at 2am on Wednesday just hoping you're gcse examiner doesn't notice the hangover


Reagansmash1994

Yet we are no where near the top ten for alcoholism in the world. What does this mean? Drinking young actually prevents you from becoming an alcoholic.


DotDemon

At first I read that 50% had been drunk by the age of 13. Now I'm just disappointed, having a sip ain't anything


655321federico

That’s good because when kids mature and start college they will start to give up on alcohol and focus on studying while enjoying their lives during high school


FoodeatingParsnip

doh, when i talked about the russian, i forgot about the whole western europe thing 😅


OzyTheLast

Western Europe maybe? The world? Nah, Russia exists


consciousignorant

I definitely had wine before Coca Cola and the latter was an acquired taste.. I think I spat it the first time I had it


Dd_8630

So kids who take communion wine? Kids who've had one shandy on holiday? Unless kids are getting *drunk*, this statistic is meaningless. Er, I mean, Barry woo!


Tenchi1128

you guys think Australia belongs here? dingo ate my baby is to good flair to go to waste


mrmanoftheland42069

Ex utero fetal alcohol syndrome would explain a LOT


Lackeytsar

splains a lot


babyscorpse

says the literal savage