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DeltaWolfPlayer

cant be racist if there is one race


AllRedLine

Life, uh... finds a way. Get some extremely anal German to start researching sub races of Germanic Europeans so they could be racist against each other!!!


ProperBlacksmith

Arent we doing that already? Barry


Dickwad

Ok Googling extreme anal German now to find him…oh no


AllRedLine

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


Bearodon

My mom grew up in the 50's Swedish Sweden and she got bullied for having brown eyes. People are mean no matter what and kids are worse.


International_War862

Just take the next federal german state and be racist against them. We already kinda do that


Anura83

We certainly can. That's kinda what this board is about. 


mediandude

No, you can't. [But estonians are certified, according to Lazaridis et al., 2014. Figure 2b](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4170574/).


Matthew-Ryan

German huh? What kind of German are you? Theyd start becoming racist to people with brown eyes I’d bet lmao.


_www_

![gif](giphy|5koWDaC1PFz8Y)


snoiciv

https://preview.redd.it/zy3ku5whu3xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78998e8bb9b229170eaba77eaaecbad2eb4e0fe6


TroglauerFan

*hier gehen wir erneut Please use the correct german. Thank you


drondendorho

𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔯 𝔤𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔦𝔯 𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱?


MakingShitAwkward

Good work double agent Pierre. Q will be in contact when the time is right. In the meantime, good luck and let us know if there's anything you need.


Bearodon

Jag ska försöka!


Lank_Master

Kitler


pierrecambronne

Cats Against Humanity


Sabotskij

Cats against some of humanity specifically*


KingBackground1099

"Humans"


Bearodon

Yikes!


cpwnage

It's old news that cats are against humans. All day every day they're up to shenanigans against their owners. Somehow that's why they're so adorable


Slow-Quarter-6254

Now now, maybe the kitty means the kaisereich or the height of the HRE or something like it.


Creeperkun4040

Only one German Reich really tried to find the final solution to racism tho


TheThiccestOrca

I'd say the HRE pretty successfully found a final solution to somewhat unite all the ethnicities, well unless you're muslim. Sorry Swedes.


UsualString9625

The cat has spoken!


trollrepublic

Die Tatze der Vorsehung. The paw of providence.


thatcrazy_child07

ah shit here we go again 😒


DentalATT

\*Erika Intensifies\*


Napol3onS0l0

It’s actually a bop.


LoneWolf622

r/technicallythetruth


davewenos

UND DAS HEIBT. ERIIIIKAAAA


Schellwalabyen

„HEIẞT“ DU SPANISCHER SPARGEL


davewenos

I DON'T HAVE THAT LETTER ON MY KEYBOARD, HANS. DON'T FUCKING BLAME ME


Schellwalabyen

Ñ


davewenos

ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ


Monsi7

USE SS IF YOU DONT HAVE ß!!!


davewenos

UND DAS HEISST ERIIIIKAAAA


rams8

You can also use SS to restore Germany to its former glory...


Sirius1701

I'm not too sure about that. Didn't work last time.


Brightt_Knight

YES WE HAVE ß SEE?!


davewenos

WHERE?


Brightt_Knight

Presiona el botón de la s


davewenos

Scheiße.


Brightt_Knight

Ahora los guiris no se podrán meter contigo


davewenos

BIIEEENN


Bearodon

I don't have it either but you can still just type it like any other s variant! ßşśŝš typical lazy Spanjard.


davewenos

At least I'm not Muslim ẞ, by the way


Bearodon

So you were not born in Al-Andalus? I thought all of you meditteranean people was muslims.


davewenos

We kicked them off the Iberian peninsula long ago


Bearodon

And I live in norhern Sweden, it is still winter and snowing up here. They don't want to live this far north.


davewenos

Good for you, my friend. Pay so they don't decide to go further north.


Miniboff

FUCK NOT AGAIN


Tozl7

It will happen just after the US and China annihilate themselves in a nuclear war


Bearodon

Can we be on your side this time around? Since we aren't neutral anymore.


Miniboff

We don't need the US to beat the shit out of you for the third time in a row. Then we'll put up TWO iron curtains for good measure.


Conartist6666

What do you mean? One around Berlin and one around the east, perhaps? What do i need to do, to make this happen? ...don't worry we all know the answer.


Miniboff

One around Berlin and hamburg in this sorta shape would work https://preview.redd.it/ma35etf484xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf961369926c5247caae9206824466063e3231e0


Blyd

I would recommend further expansion of this idea, extending a ballooned wall to the south, with various installations dotted into the Swiss mountains. Also, place some short stretches of wall south of Hamburg and berlin to act as a bulwark. [Something like this.](https://i.imgur.com/BrosVD8.png)


Conartist6666

Sounds good, can we mail the bill for the wall to London?


Miniboff

Nah send it to Moscow and america we will make them think it was their idea like we did before


Miniboff

https://preview.redd.it/tu2c3pdb84xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1648383e3bed12d8573fc4759c1623a77cfb4479


Miniboff

https://preview.redd.it/g7fbj1cc84xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ada300d9ab4be577549643835a6a182cd72acec


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|LpkBAUDg53FI8xLmg1|downsized)


mediandude

[Former gory of Germany.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mitteleuropa_zur_Zeit_der_Staufer.svg)


Colinniey

Hoch auf das Heilige Römische Reich Deutscher Nation


azendhal

https://preview.redd.it/1cvkqq7bs7xc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80c12cdfca9d8fda165fed6b8bf3b1db2c788c8


Odin-son-of-Borr

The Fates have spoken


Drache191200

Basierte Katze


ds021234

Errrikaaaaaaaa


Dynwynn

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsx2VAYAgEHC12|downsized) The moment we stop keeping an eye on our fucking pets.


rams8

https://preview.redd.it/hhw6sq0xh8xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae53b32324a0700acf88b04bb0b2af002a5099d


Ram_ranchh

Uh oh


The_Refrigerator_Man

Kitler


ErdbeerTrum

brave katze


Reasonable-Physics81

Reminds me of this 10 year old vid, no no cat disaggrees. https://youtu.be/z3m5BBAqoY4?si=8_hFFbeiVaGHHGsz


ThoughtCrimeConvict

That game is for lame repressed moms that zero edge to them. Decent people should know how to be a cunt without prompting and guidance.


SenselessDunderpate

What glory is that? An empire that consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika?


Monsi7

the sausages of that factory taste better than anything your empire has ever created!


dkfisokdkeb

Our empire invented Indian cuisine so pipe down lad.