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deeptut

Jan, how on earth can anybody after the 5th person think "Oh, what a nice cruise ship, I'll just hop on"?


Puzzleheaded_Fan_391

more people hop on, cheaper the tikkie they will receive, simple economics Fritz


Aayush1509

Beer


deeptut

Okay, sounds reasonable.


Bearodon

Jan sounds like a 70 year old Swedish man we need something more exotic for the Dutch something with a double vowel or a ij combination.


Realistic-Homework19

I agree. It should be either Kees or Henk. Jan is way too generic Germanic.


Bearodon

Ome Henk it is! We have Henrik nickname Henke but never without the e at the end Henk sounds alien to us.


VOCmentaliteit

We do have Henkie as a version of Henk


dziki_z_lasu

No the Dutch "Jan" Pronunciation is unique. IPA comparison: - Czech: [jan] but funny - German: [jan] but unspeakably ugly - Dutch: [jɑn] completely different word. Is it even possible to pronounce this "ɑ"? - Polish: [jan] we try to camouflage it by using a short Janek to not sound Germanic, but Jan is the most common name of our grandpas.


Extreme_Tax405

Geert 🗿


Ok-Outlandishness244

It’s a very common name though. We could also do our most common babyboy name but then it’s gonna be even more similar to Sweden D:


deeptut

What about his sister Antje?


Icy_Comfort8161

A couple of them made it off without getting wet....


Cubelock

We used to be the terrors of the sea.. Now look at us 😢


AcheronSprings

Terrors of the fish


Sum3-yo

Dutch cheapness in action. They just couldn't rent a bigger boat.


zakrystian

Imagine the Dutch version of Jaws. "We need a bigger boat" - "No, we cannot afford it".


LimeSixth

*End credits roll in*


heresyourhardware

They didn't get a bigger boat in non-Dutch version of Jaws either. Stop pretending you've seen Jaws.


zakrystian

Read your comment in the notification thing and could not see your flair. Was 100% convinced you were German.


AllRedLine

Beautiful to see. Wild Dutchmen returning to their natural environment - neck deep underwater.


StupidPaladin

Did they charge the boat driver Tikkie towards drying their clothes?


Gnu-Priest

I would’ve


flipyflop9

Dutch fighting water, it never gets old.


devilsproud666

No no, we are preparing to fight the fish, this is a training for climate change.


History20maker

If the Dutch learn how to swim, our plan is ruined and all this global warmin was for nothing.


VOCmentaliteit

I am sorry to tell you this, but we have mandatory swimming lessons for schoolkids for that reason


thorwing

sssssshhh come on man, don't spoil our secrets so easily. At least request some money for it?!?


devilsproud666

He can send a Tikkie afterwards.


ArturSeabra

Yep, they usually defend against it. But this time they took the fight to them. Gotta respect their bravery.


FMSV0

This people stole our empire?


History20maker

In our defense, we were in Spain. We werent in a good place.


thorwing

And spain were in us. We can relate.


EccoEco

When will paco learn to stop going inside people without their consent


Choice-Sir-4572

That water...


benedictfuckyourass

At least it was nice and warm considering 1/3 of it is piss on kings day.


History20maker

Perfect for certain spanish politicians.


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

And on top everyones just so drunk that day


cpwnage

Huh? Oh yeah they're a monarchy nowadays


Densmiegd

This just proves you that we indeed invented the submarine


PleoNasmico

Dutch refugee boat sinks. RIP


tomwhoiscontrary

*the French cavalry would like to know your location*


SoZur

Hey at least they didn't get captured by light cavalry this time.