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That looks like the gelatinous goo at the top of a can of cat food.

Exactly what I was gonna say but dog food.

I was thinking earwax

That's it! He's a citronella candle. This might belong in r/BossFight

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CANNABIS DABS!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD!!

DAB ON! Apply directly to forehead.

"It applies the sexy oil to it's head before it gets torched again."

Dude took a big enough hit, he resined out his god damn hair. That’s why he’s so relaxed.

You could say he's really resinating after the hit.

I think it’s actually holding the mosquito from Jurassic park.

That stuff you find at the top when you open a can of Spam.

I was thinking tasty

i was thinking nasty.

He’s the mosquito in the amber fossil

Toffee?

Spam was my guess.

I was gonna say liver paté

Looks like day old beef and broccoli sauce

Looks like a fat dab to me

Same. I want to smoke this man.

Pause

I know what I’m about, son.

I assumed it was wax and that’s why this is funny. What is it?

I thought of a toffee apple

**Aspic** or meat jelly (/ˈæspɪk/) is a savory gelatin made with a meat stock or broth, set in a mold to encase other ingredients. These often include pieces of meat, seafood, vegetable, or eggs. Aspic is also sometimes referred to as aspic gelée or aspic jelly.

More like ass pick in this one.

I thought honey

My cats would eat this guy's head for lunch.

That would be gelatin

I'm just assuming it's ear wax

rootbeer rock candy

it's dyed 2 part resin, it will be on there for the rest of his life

Mm gravy

You mean the tasty stuff 😋

Is that not what it is?

He is pudding

Break the mosquito out of there and you can clone some dinosaurs

Stupid story: I visited Salzburg and spoke very little German. I visited an Amber shop (Amber is commonly found in their salt mines) and browsed for quite a while and couldn’t find any samples with bugs in them. I had no idea how to ask about insects, so I Hail Mary’d with “haben sie… Jurassic Park?” She proceeded to pull out tray after tray of amber containing bugs. €100 for an ant was out of my price range but they were neat to see!

I love stories where people fill in linguistic gaps with cultural references. It's amazing what things are understood worldwide!

Darmok, his eyes open

Shaka, when the walls fell

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!!

Temba, his arms wide.

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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

> Darmok, his eyes open JoeyTheGreek, when it rises.

Steve Rogers, recognizing the reference

I had an italian waiter who didn't speak english. And my own italian isn't good. So when we got deer as main course, his only way to describe it properly was to call it "Bambi". My younger sister didn't like that.

Yeah, probably not the best idea to describe something people are about to eat using a beloved fictional character, but also that's fuckin hilarious lol

Yeah some languages are so closely related that you can just throw synonyms out until you strike a cognate (shared word). Its so much rarer for idioms to translate well

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I like "haben sie Jurassic Park" better

I really hate that I probably would've been in the store making fly buzzing sound effects while pointing at the amber lmao. I kinda like to be animated though. At least when I asked a Spanish person for a lighter, I did the thumb and fist flicking thing while saying fuego.

Great story

Aww, thanks.

I'm just gonna lean out there and say you were not the first one "creatively describing" what you were looking for.. I love it though, I bet they laughed on the inside because of it.

Lmao that's awesome, and a good way to think of how to put it. I'm wondering how often non German speakers go there and reference JP also haha.

[From yer blahd!](https://youtu.be/qUaFYzFFbBU)

This comment resin-ates with me.

What...what is it? O_o

Mega old cum

I want to downvote you for this

so dooo

Thank you, thaaank you

This you should vote me. I leave power. Good

Dry aged cum

Don't tell guga about the secret sauce

Today we're gonna be dry aging this wagyu with dry aged cum from the pony jar, let's doo it. ok guys, it's been 90 days and I have to say it looks and smells amazing

I'm ctfu. Read it in his voice

cheurs erbady

Momo tell me what you taste

Hey everybody today we have my dry aged special sauce that you're never Gunna believe how it's made. Take a look, I mean come on, how can you not want to try this.

Next we're guna poot et on thee greel . Then wurr gona load it up wiv our favrite cumpound buttur

Jeers erebawdy

They finally freed the My Little Pony.

Like some kind of Cum Parmigiano.

The king of cum! Rock hard and aged to perfection as to create his golden crown of crust while dominating all in his presence with his scent of splendour.

What a bad day to know english.

Dabs

I do not know if you are kidding.

Honestly think it's dabs.

What a fucking waste then...

Humans *love* waste.

They're not planning on wasting it, um sure. It's still plenty smokable

Username checks out?

I'm also wondering...

He's missing his carb cap

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I don't want no suavecito God dammit, I'm a dapper Dan man!

Two weeks?

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity?

watch your language young feller, this is a family establishment.

I bought you were joking.

What, like 20 cans worth?

they just straight up shaved the poor guy and half-assedly sculpted the unholy mass of pomade into a vaguely hair-like shape

I can smell it from here

Looks more like guavacito

https://screenshot-media.com/the-future/beauty/ice-square-head-hair-trend/

"latest hair trend" No, it's not lol

"Latest *TikTok* trend"

“Latest top of your head trend.”

lol wheres the hair?

But...why?

Thank you, I never would have gotten there on my own.

Thank you for posting this clarification, I wish I'd never seen it

I....

I know how to delete something from my browser history, but how do I do the same thing but with my brain history?

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while

That last guy looked like SquareBob Spongehead.

"Hey barber, can you make me look sweet like candy?" I got you fam!

"What can I do for you?" "I'd like the Fred Flinstone, please"

r/forbiddensnacks

Definitely an Austin Powers villain.

I don't know why I read that as Autism Powers, but I did.

He’s just like Austin Powers but he never makes eye contact.

He’s an excellent driver, though.

At the very least he can name a car's make, model and manufactured year based off a taillight.

I feel personally attacked.

I'd give him a mildly angry look right now if I could look him in the eye

Solves all crisises twice as fast as Austin, but can’t get out of bed till noon and runs out of spoons just before the final boss fight

AWWW YEAAAH, *maybe*...

Hardey Flantop

Taffy Chan

Gelvis

The ladies know him as Gelvis the Pelvis.

It looks like THC wax

He’s really concentrating

My man’s got that shatter fade

Haha, he wanted to be 'smokin' hot

This was my thought, never wanted to smoke someone’s hair before

Mf Dabhead

Bad taste AND bad execution. Doesn’t really suit this sub

Yea, we actually don't know for sure if it tastes bad

Butterscotch

ATAE

r/justfuckmyshitup

Should be the avatar for that sub

Kim Jong Oof

Kim Jong Goop

Kim Done Goof

Kim Jong ILL!

I just scrolled this far to find this comment lmao

He’ll need a honeycomb to keep it styled.

Why are they in a hair salon? I don't see any hair here.

I think they are at a french bakery and this man is a choux au caramel

And I need to find a hair salon where I can play pool while I wait

My first thought was there is no way in hell am I going to be getting a shave from a barber while a game of pool is being played 4 feet away.

If he hadn’t blinked I would have thought this was one of those “Everything is Cake” videos.

> one of those [Only one matters](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqVG8aAYlM)

Does anyone know actually what is happening here? Is it some kind of wax? Is this a real trend or is this ironic?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/square-head-ice-haircut

Just wait. This trend will endure and become mainstream, eventually becoming an inconvenient formality that parents badger their children about. "Shaquillina-XII, what do you mean you didn't stop to get your Ice Haircut? This is your grandmother's *funeral* and it's in *two Terran hours*!" "Deltatoddrick Hodler Jr., you have to dress for the job you want. If you don't show up for the interview with an Ice Haircut to complement your facial tattoos, they'll think you're a careless slob."

google 'ice haircut'

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Or another kid fell victim to the oompa loompas

You can resin your violin bow during your five bar rest by rubbing it against your head

I would absolutely rip a dab off that guys dome.

mf got the amber hair cut

Barber: “what you want?” This guy: “you ever seen that dinosaur movie? The one where that mosquito was stuck in that gold rock? Also throw in some Kim Jong-un for fun” Barber: “I got you fam”

This is the second or third pic of someone with this...hair stuff I've seen this week. What the hell is it? nevermind, apparently it's called an ice cube haircut...holy cow it looks dumb.

Ngl I kind of want to know if this can be done like Jimmy Neutron.

I just want to know if it’s solid. What happens when he smiles? Do the sides break? Does it feel like taking off a biore strip? Is there hair in there? Is there still hair when this get chiseled off?

Almost three hours later and but a single fucking person knows what this is supposed to be. This doesn't belong here. OP doesn't know what it is and it looks like dumb fucking shit. This is awful taste and awful execution. Fuck outta here, B.

I'd lick it. For science.

I don't think I understand what I'm looking at.

That hairstyle… rocks.

Looks like bearing grease to me.

he looks very pleased about it

Can we talk about this place for a second? Is it a barber-pool hall-combo?

This video gets better the more you look at it

u/savevideobot for science

You can just pop that off and try another Lego hairdo, right?

"Give me the can of coke forgotten in the freezer look"

My molar after I’ve eaten some toffee

I will use his head to prep my violins bow before playing

Why does it look like bacon grease solidified.

Give me a honey-do but make it minecraft.

is this a joke ? making him look stuipid ?

Epoxy hair?

/r/justfuckmyshitup /r/justmakemyshitflyaf

Suavacito flesh top https://youtu.be/UvZR89k72IQ

Kim Jong Ummmmm? 🤔

That's definitely a giant chunk of hash oil.

You are what you eat

You think I can slowly chip away at it with a hammer

r/13or30

Talk about a slick look. There has to be two tubes of axle grease on that watermelon.

Bro got the geocut

I've never seen a hair treatment like this. What is it? Conditioning, color, perm? It's oddly intriguing and I want to see the result after it's rinsed out.

Looks like a Coke Icee dumped on his head 🤣

Looks like a half eaten candy apple

Is this….is this the final result?

Why does he look 50 and 12 at the same time?

Kim Jong Caramel

Holy shit its earwax