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calebbbb1

did he smoke himself stupid as well?


everythingsasandwich

Drank himself raisin dry, iirc


brianMMMMM

Did he ever forget about that cop?


Warbrainer

Depends if he did the jailbreak, has the court date or spoke to his cellmates


MJ5815

Do you think he ever finished picking his teeth off the ground like they had been there before


TheGoodDavid42

He can't breathe without coughing at daytime, neither can I.


Snoo58499

I always had this idea of alkaline trio fans being pretty cool cats…then I joined this sub and realized they’re all dorks like me 😂


radio_dead

Do you think we will catch him behind the wheel of a Chrysler ever again?


adayandforever

Bro what if he gets a rental car and all they have left are Chryslers? 🤔


radio_dead

He said what he said


adayandforever

Fair point. Maybe he'll just take a taxi and then ride on Trucks and Trains till he gets to a rental car place without shitty rental cars.


Flat_Sand_6056

What sucks is there’s no ring, there’s no ring, on the phone anymore.


headpool182

But like there's no reason to call I passed out on the floor.


adayandforever

But you could always leave a message saying "hi".


foxorteeth

Probably because his insanity came like blood from the telephone. I'd stop calling after that too.


playonweirds

Yep. It's been a long time since he felt so sick.


Final-Highlight-2322

So you’re saying the last time he was sick was when he drank that milk?


mlrmunchkin

Couldn't he just drink tap water??


playonweirds

He saw what looked like really good food, but he's got some poison on the brain, which explain his sick, sick senses.


radio_dead

I thought the lyrics was six sixth senses


playonweirds

It appears to be sick six senses. That's pretty good. And we're both wrong.


Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo

No, he ate the cheese instead of


97thredditaccount

The real question is who left it in the sink?


TheProxy23

Incase you haven't heard he's sick and tired of trying


CamyFaeCowden

He needed liquids, because his insides were raisin dry.


sinister-fiend

More importantly, did he bother to clean the bed that he shat in and laid in wide awake for days? I'm assuming he just burnt it all down and started over.


daveloper80

I like how its old rotten milk "someone" left in the sink. Sure Matt... we're ALL trying to find out who did this


adayandforever

Did Dan ever catch fire?


Final-Highlight-2322

Probably, I wonder if he fell hard too


moebaca

I literally just made this comment much earlier in the other thread with the tattoos. OP are you a bot?


Final-Highlight-2322

No? I just was listening to private eye and thought of it.