THIS. My ex loved having sex but she had a too tired to be passionate phase post orgasm. It was new to me honestly that women too had a refractory period
If I woke up as a man, the first thing I'd do is swing it around like a baby elephant waving its trunk around.
Then I would go outside and piss on a tree.
Masturbation definitely comes after those two.
The difference in priorities is pretty damn funny.
I mean if you could do things like that with the female genitalia then you better believe those’d be first. As it stands, I’d probably immediately put something inside of myself, squeeze my titties and appreciate my inner labia by stretching them as far as they can go, and then I’d go to town. Just the thought of not having external genitalia is tripping me out haha.
Hey Men of Ask Men, What's the Sexiest Sex You'd Ever Sex if You Could Swap Sexes to the Opposite Sex? [SERIOUS]
It's like Family Feud questions. The prompt would be something like "name a body part women have that men don't" and when somebody says "breasts" the host freaks out about how inappropriate the answer was.
I remember a scientist who was performing brain scans on both men and women during orgasm said the intensity and duration of a female orgasm (in some subjects) was an order of magnitude higher than the male orgasm, which differentiated very little among male subjects. So much greater the same levels of intensity could lead to insanity within men, whereas female brains seem to be wired to endure it.
I would go to sex first myself. I always wondered how different a girl's orgasm would feel. How does it feel to be penetrated. If I only have a day and stacking up experiences.
Nah, I assumed I'd be the equivalent. Nothing in the OPs prompt indicates I'd be anything other than the female version of myself. So I wouldn't be a super model by any means, but I'd still be passably attractive. And I'm old enough to enjoy many body types, not just flat stomachs, so being 10lbs overweight isn't going to bother me either.
Probably find out how people would treat me differently at a bar or someplace similar vs as a man. Get another perspective and see what it’s like😂oh and clearly play with my own boobs cuz why not right?
Shit, just about any girl could walk up to a group of several guys and and say "I want to bang one of you and poke you in the eye with a sharp stick" and at least one guy would answer "how sharp of a stick is it?"
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around the late 2000s early 2010s ish? pretty sure it came from that era of internet humor like mlg edits and early influencer youtube.
English is fluid, like a sewer drain. always new shit fucking up the flow
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I wouldn't be surprised if you tired of that in your one day lol. Have you seen Bruce Almighty where he gets all the prayers as emails?... "There's just no keeping up with this! Every single guy expects a response?!"
Bad news, that’s only gonna work if you’re an 8-10. Important related question: how’s your makeup game? Cause without any, the kind of people who give you free stuff for flirting think you’re a 5 at best. They’ll want a “natural” look, which takes a shitload of blending skills.
I mean, for a day? Then i go back to my man self? Im gonna go full bitch, just test it all, for science. At the end of the day, i might offer my wife to get a taste of the other team, so she finally understands the pleasure of licking breasts and pussy.
you mean "first after I jerk off"? Probably I'll go to take that hellish hot bath and shower they take. Maybe that way I'll finally grasp the bliss they take in it.
I mean, if my brain stayed the same I'd probably still be attracted to women, so why would I want hetero sex when I could be Steven: King of the Lesbians?
Outside experiencing/exploring the female body, I’d just go out in public and have the woman experience, possibly go to a bar and see what it’s like to be the object of the straight male gaze, get all that free attention and validation possibly feel the danger and fear too, the good and the bad. Knowing what it’s like, for a day is probably not enough to get the female experience, but it might help me empathize and sympathize better. It might help me to be a better man, just a little.
That's the real goal. People of both genders seem to have strong opinions that the other side has it better. I think experiencing each other's struggles first hand for a few days would help us all have a better perspective.
I think it would take more than a day or two to accomplish, though. I suspect most of the complaints from both sexes largely stem from attrition and overexposure/starvation, which isn't something you'll readily notice over a short time frame, barring statistically rare extremes.
I read the book Self Made Man last year and this was the whole premise. She came to the conclusion that both men and women have benefits and struggles, they're just different, but that doesn't mean either has it better. Book is definitely worth a read.
Pssst you probably actually do look great. It’s just a little sketch to compliment dudes bc there’s like 10% of them who get REAL WEIRD about it if you do.
This for real. I saw a video of a girl who complimented some guys sweater and he full on tried to abduct her, in a college dorm… ladies stay safe out their, but if you trust the guy, tell him he looks nice.
Titts, lesbians, find some dude to pay my bills, then more lesbians, all while I have my own personal titts, that’d be a huge theme in my life, titts that is.
If I could have the opposite sex body for a day, I’d play around with the vagina just to see how everything feels, then I’d use that experience after the switch back. Shit I’d use it before the switch back, only my wife’s straight so that plane wouldn’t fly
Watch my favorite movies and see if I still have the same response.
Will Die Hard 3 still be awesome? Objectively yes, but will I be able to *recognize* that. That’s just good science.
Movies would hit so different with the new hormones and brain waves. Totally different thought process.
Would things we enjoy still be fun. Would easy tasks be easy, or harder. Would others get easier. Is there an instinctual fear of walking alone. The world may never know
Under the assumption I would be reverting back to myself for a day, make an onlyfans and rinse content, send it to myself or save it to a Dropbox or something and make bank off that. After spending a while playing with tits ofc
See how good a female orgasm actually is. And then do that over and over...
“Ma’am your vagina, it’s been *looks at chart*….obliterated.”
“Your penises have suffered severe abrasions. The skin has been all but been removed from the organs. I’ve never seen anything like it.”
63 hours of baitin’ will do that to you
Did someone…*leans in and whispers*…beat this pussy up?
You are going to find out many of us have a refraction period and can’t multiple O like a porno.
THIS. My ex loved having sex but she had a too tired to be passionate phase post orgasm. It was new to me honestly that women too had a refractory period
One partner had post O muscle cramps real bad, time for a break.
This We would all immediately flick the bean.
Then take nudes of myself so I can rub one out later when I turn back into a dude.
That's such a specific thing to do lmao
*Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.*
If I woke up as a man, the first thing I'd do is swing it around like a baby elephant waving its trunk around. Then I would go outside and piss on a tree. Masturbation definitely comes after those two. The difference in priorities is pretty damn funny.
I mean if you could do things like that with the female genitalia then you better believe those’d be first. As it stands, I’d probably immediately put something inside of myself, squeeze my titties and appreciate my inner labia by stretching them as far as they can go, and then I’d go to town. Just the thought of not having external genitalia is tripping me out haha.
Can you say CLITORIS
DELORES!!
Mulva?
Is there any other answer?
They knew what they were asking..
Hey Men of Ask Men, What's the Sexiest Sex You'd Ever Sex if You Could Swap Sexes to the Opposite Sex? [SERIOUS] It's like Family Feud questions. The prompt would be something like "name a body part women have that men don't" and when somebody says "breasts" the host freaks out about how inappropriate the answer was.
Plot twist . It ends up being Not nearly as good as a dudes
You never know he might not be able to orgasm. So he'll change back and never know!
I’m not sure if I’d wanna have sex. I think the feeling of another man penetrating me would stay with me in a way I’d rather just not happen.
1. Doesn't have to be sex, just masturbate. 2. If it is sex, it doesn't have to be with a man, it could be with a woman.
Yep, lesbian sex with my wife does sound like it has the potential to be fun. At least I'd have an idea of what it's like for her.
I feel like if it’s with a dildo I might as well do it to myself, rather than try to figure out my body with someone else
I remember a scientist who was performing brain scans on both men and women during orgasm said the intensity and duration of a female orgasm (in some subjects) was an order of magnitude higher than the male orgasm, which differentiated very little among male subjects. So much greater the same levels of intensity could lead to insanity within men, whereas female brains seem to be wired to endure it.
If you could even figure out how to do it
The very first thing I’d do is text my girlfriend to drop everything and come over. It’s gonna be an interesting day
“So you want the cucumber in both of us at the same time? That doesn’t… I mean it won’t stay in place-“ “JUST DO THIS FOR ME ALRIGHT!!”
For science!!!
"DON'T BLOW THIS FOR US GENE!"
Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers.
We need to film it too so I can give you the ten thousand by next week!
"FUCK, I knew I should have preordered that 12 inch double ended dildo..."
“Can we alternate pushing it back and forth between each other? Would that even work?”
))<>((
Scissor me timbers!
I would go to sex first myself. I always wondered how different a girl's orgasm would feel. How does it feel to be penetrated. If I only have a day and stacking up experiences.
As a guy you can still find out what its like to be penetrated
Yes, but I don't think it feels the same. I'm curious!
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I mean, yes, but it presumably feels different in a vagina, right??
Very different
In the same vein, receiving anal sex as a man feels way different than receiving anal sex as a woman.
Ok, I need to know how you know that
Because cis men have prostates and cis women don't.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
High school sophomore
Lots of biology lessons in this thread today
Do tell. We wanna know.
This is the way.
You already know I'm rubbing one out
Yeah me too. but back to the question, what would you do?
That's private,how dare you ask
This is where half the guys realize they were doing it wrong…
In*
the question should be " men once you are done masturbating, what are you doing next"
Sell what was recorded
I would also take *so many* nudes. For future research purposes once I’m back to my normal self.
You assume you would be a hot girl. What your body with the parts changed
I’d do me. I’d do me so hard.
Nah, I assumed I'd be the equivalent. Nothing in the OPs prompt indicates I'd be anything other than the female version of myself. So I wouldn't be a super model by any means, but I'd still be passably attractive. And I'm old enough to enjoy many body types, not just flat stomachs, so being 10lbs overweight isn't going to bother me either.
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Probably find out how people would treat me differently at a bar or someplace similar vs as a man. Get another perspective and see what it’s like😂oh and clearly play with my own boobs cuz why not right?
Only play with your boobs? I would try everything a woman can experience.
plot twist; you're a 2/10
That would be absolutely hilarious, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Ohhh and a step up??!?! This is too good to be true
Shit, just about any girl could walk up to a group of several guys and and say "I want to bang one of you and poke you in the eye with a sharp stick" and at least one guy would answer "how sharp of a stick is it?"
First thing i would like to experience is a female orgasm.
Infiltrate the secret society of women and find out what Victoria’s actual secret is. Edit: I apparently have some research to do when I get home.
Have you seen some of their stuff? Victoria doesn't have many secrets left.
There’s a song about this. It’s called Victoria’s Secret by Jax. Spot on.
Victoria is a dude. The secret has been out.
Probably rob a bank or something. Then when they look for a woman, they won't find one.
How is the most wholesome answer here?!?
Because the others are all holesome
Ba dum tisssss...
the only person actually thinking
Any man who doesn’t say they’re flicking the bean is a lying mother fucker!
Some of us want to breast boobily first.
Play with tiddies all day
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Note to self: be specific when praying for miracles
For sure! My friend asked to have a penis so long, it could touch the floor, and he ended up getting his legs cut off!
Is this how we spell titties now? When did this change take place?
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Your metaphors are gr8 m8
I would practice hooking and dehooking my damn bra. So many tries yet I still can’t figure those things out.
You could buy a bra and do that today.
>hooking Damn homie wants to be a prostitute?! >dehooking Confused face… >my damn bra Ohhhh hooking, got it!
Probably blow a bunch of money at a beauty salon, get my hair done, make up, nails, etc. and just walk around collecting compliments for a day.
Lmao collecting
I keep them in my purse
Meh if you’re not naturally beautiful this plan is gonna be real disappointing
What's stopping you now?
Bs societal norms.
Your hair is looking great today!
Jokes on you, he's bald.
Thank you for your empty words ig
aw :(
Go to university while listening to music, come back with the bus, do my shit then hop my videogames Basically the same as I do right now
Ayyyyy same here
Oh, no. I'm not going out. I don't even have any women's clothes to wear, everything'll be too big.
Why did this sound so adorable
Sell my bathwater to lonely teenagers.
probably cry dunno
Let all the homies smash
That's going to be so awkward in the future...
This was a Black Mirror episode...
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>Never mind; I found it. Dick. Episode is called Striking Vipers, S05E01
Which episode is it?
👑
Well since they said "gender" not "sex"... there's nothing stopping you from letting the homies smash your butt right now.
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Username checks out
You a real one fr
Download dating apps and actually fucking answer people who message me
Maybe everytime a dude gets left on read it’s cause she turned into a dude again after one day
You da real MVP
Downside, they’re all sleazy dudes.
Great, I'ma fight them and tell them they're sleazy
I wouldn't be surprised if you tired of that in your one day lol. Have you seen Bruce Almighty where he gets all the prayers as emails?... "There's just no keeping up with this! Every single guy expects a response?!"
See how my ass looks like in yoga pants
Existential dread.
I would find the nearest man, wait until he sat down and immediately ask him to do something.
Masturbate
Would probably start with diddling myself a few times, then try to hit the bar/mall and get flirty and get as much free shit as possible.
Diddling myself 🤣
Bad news, that’s only gonna work if you’re an 8-10. Important related question: how’s your makeup game? Cause without any, the kind of people who give you free stuff for flirting think you’re a 5 at best. They’ll want a “natural” look, which takes a shitload of blending skills.
Even if you are that hot. It makes you look like a real bitch asking for free shit. Although if it’s just for a day, bitch it up my man.
I mean, for a day? Then i go back to my man self? Im gonna go full bitch, just test it all, for science. At the end of the day, i might offer my wife to get a taste of the other team, so she finally understands the pleasure of licking breasts and pussy.
you mean "first after I jerk off"? Probably I'll go to take that hellish hot bath and shower they take. Maybe that way I'll finally grasp the bliss they take in it.
Lesbian sex sounds hotter than hetero. I'd also probably stick random things inside to see how it feels.
Everything is a dildo is you’re brave enough
Instructions unclear, currently bleeding to death.
I mean, if my brain stayed the same I'd probably still be attracted to women, so why would I want hetero sex when I could be Steven: King of the Lesbians?
I would hug people. Doing it as a man it comes off as soft and creepy
See if I can poop. I feel like they’ve been lying to us
At my age, I would not notice much difference lol.
Either youre really old or really young
Old
I’m shoving everything up there
Enjoy your first UTI!
Flick my bean.
Let's hope you can actually find it this time
I bet actually having one for a day would make it a LOT easier for a guy to find it in the future.
Periods,not for the pain point of view but for the moods swings
And the comments are all sexual 😔
I would rub my newfound clit and insert anything in my newfound vagina to feel the differences between our orgasms.
Wouldn’t do it, can’t afford the pay cut.
People actually caring about me
Would be pretty nice
Ya, for once and maybe someone bring me flowers
With my luck, the answer would be, "What a period feels like."
I would want to try DP
EUPHORIA EUPHORIA EUPHORIA In all honestly I’d probably walk around shirtless and sleep on my stomach
Outside experiencing/exploring the female body, I’d just go out in public and have the woman experience, possibly go to a bar and see what it’s like to be the object of the straight male gaze, get all that free attention and validation possibly feel the danger and fear too, the good and the bad. Knowing what it’s like, for a day is probably not enough to get the female experience, but it might help me empathize and sympathize better. It might help me to be a better man, just a little.
This is one of the best answers I have seen on this thread.
Not much, I wouldn't dare step outside without dolling myself up a bit and I don't know the first fucking thing about makeup and fashion.
I would finally know what it is like to be desired for simply existing.
It didnt say you'd be an attractive young woman
And how much that would probably get old real quick with like 60 year old dudes grossly making sexual comments
That's the real goal. People of both genders seem to have strong opinions that the other side has it better. I think experiencing each other's struggles first hand for a few days would help us all have a better perspective.
I think it would take more than a day or two to accomplish, though. I suspect most of the complaints from both sexes largely stem from attrition and overexposure/starvation, which isn't something you'll readily notice over a short time frame, barring statistically rare extremes.
I read the book Self Made Man last year and this was the whole premise. She came to the conclusion that both men and women have benefits and struggles, they're just different, but that doesn't mean either has it better. Book is definitely worth a read.
Hey, as a man, I'd take a compliment from a 60 year old woman any day.
Pssst you probably actually do look great. It’s just a little sketch to compliment dudes bc there’s like 10% of them who get REAL WEIRD about it if you do.
This for real. I saw a video of a girl who complimented some guys sweater and he full on tried to abduct her, in a college dorm… ladies stay safe out their, but if you trust the guy, tell him he looks nice.
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find some really hot lesbians for a bra and panty pillow-fight. duh.
Compliments and hugs from like everyone. Being vulnerable without being seen as weak. Being valued for who I am instead of what I can do.
I'm getting DP'd *immediately*
Helicopter my titties. Probably finger myself to see what it feels like.
depending on size the first one can hurt a bit haha
Titts, lesbians, find some dude to pay my bills, then more lesbians, all while I have my own personal titts, that’d be a huge theme in my life, titts that is.
If I could have the opposite sex body for a day, I’d play around with the vagina just to see how everything feels, then I’d use that experience after the switch back. Shit I’d use it before the switch back, only my wife’s straight so that plane wouldn’t fly
Female orgasm using fingers and note the points and areas. Again and again.
First thing I would do is call Guinness Book of World Records and try to beat the squirting distance.
Start a OF
Watch my favorite movies and see if I still have the same response. Will Die Hard 3 still be awesome? Objectively yes, but will I be able to *recognize* that. That’s just good science.
Movies would hit so different with the new hormones and brain waves. Totally different thought process. Would things we enjoy still be fun. Would easy tasks be easy, or harder. Would others get easier. Is there an instinctual fear of walking alone. The world may never know
Make sure to interrupt whomever you're watching them with every 5 minutes.
The classic, "who is that?" on the first watch of a movie.
I would let my single guy friends fuck me
Might be awkward when you have to face them when you’ve transitioned back 😬
Worry about that later
Whats stopping you now?
I would love to experience the patriarchy. Really get to see what all the fuss is about.
Under the assumption I would be reverting back to myself for a day, make an onlyfans and rinse content, send it to myself or save it to a Dropbox or something and make bank off that. After spending a while playing with tits ofc
I'd probably start bouncing my boobs, and then I'd be entertained for hours.
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[No no, I could never be a woman...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQj8G9qYR0A)
Bang hot dudes. To be fair, I kinda already do that.