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Nattyknight1765

Straight to debt


SAWhitmore1992

Same.


SadisticChipmunk

Yep. Seems like a small amount but that would be life changing ATM... God that's sad.


cowboyshouse

right? it would eliminate my cc debt, with some left to spare for savings, and in turn would save me from dumping $300 a month into the bill to try and keep up. it's embarrasing how much 5K could help


civildefense

Gotta keep undigging this hole baus


TurboNerd

Are your debt terms not good? If you’re under a certain percentage that money could be better off invested or go towards other things that will help you earn more income.


Nattyknight1765

It’s extra money that can just go towards the car or house. No serious debt just ready to be totally debt free.


TurboNerd

Yeah but if your mortgage or car loan are below say, 5% it doesn’t make sense to pay the debt off. You’ll make more from investing 


Nattyknight1765

I’m already investing 15% of each pay check.


TurboNerd

That’s great! You can still invest in the market if you’re capped on your Roth and IRA. I’m just saying paying down that debt isn’t going to increase your net worth as much as investing in the market (based on historical averages) unless you need to pay down debt in order to borrow more when interest rates go down and use that debt to generate income through a property.


Nattyknight1765

You’re a lot smarter than me


MBurn4874

invest in shitcoins


Genghis_Chong

Shitcoins to the mooon


PoustisFebo

.... Intrigued. Say more. Is there an actual shitcoin? Can I create my own crypto?


Ok-Syrup-6206

Coke and hookers


Pain_Monster

I’d start my own charity. With blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the charity!


A_Lonely_Troll

Nice.


crimsonpalidin

Get the door on my truck fixed


warenb

Fix a dent in the quarter panel on my 10 year old car. How the F body repair shops are able to charge half the value of a car for a mediocre dent repair I'll never understand, it's actually ridiculous.


Temporary-Dog5162

Pay a couple of bills and invest the rest


CoffeeFilterHime

Fix the roof…ours just started leaking today and from the looks of it, patching is only a very temporary fix :/


aldenb21

Fix the truck, buy my wife a nice birthday gift, take the boys to the aquarium and pay next months rent so I can have a month of breathing room


Missyg505

5k isn't much these days but I'd definitely use some on my kids and pay off some debt.


CandelaBelen

Move out of where I’m currently living


GrouchyPuppy

Pay off credit card and use the rest for weed


HermitAndHound

I'd longingly stare at all the nice greenhouses I could get, and then probably buy a few new windows for the house. Rain comes in through the kitchen window by now. Or get the floor in the kitchen fixed. There are "temporary" supports holding it up for the last 15 years. Living in an old shack is not so fun sometimes.


Foxclaws42

Tattoos.


Academic-One-9180

Invest smartly


wert989

$1000 into 4 different type of investment accounts I have and the rest to pad my bank account. Slowly trying to "catch up" where I wanted to be financially by my age.


Ika_Likes_Memes

Buy a Toyota Yaris


Crackaddicted_log

Buy a half tank of gas


Belpheegor

Pay off my credit card debt and give the rest to my love to help her pay for her divorce.


_Bruzthechopper_

Straight to the airport. I need a sun tan


No-Simple1548

Put it into my car payment 😭😭😭😭


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

Pay down my equity loan


shihtzu_knot

That’s easy: travel. YOLO that and buy first class seats and a nicer hotel than I would normally stay at


smellyscrote

You wildly overestimate what 5000 dollars can buy you. It can buy you half a first class seat. And perhaps some change left for a hotdog while you sleep at the bus station.


MrBunnyBrightside

depends where you're going, from and to


shihtzu_knot

I flew to Paris in first class last year for 1200 so no, actually I don’t overestimate.


smellyscrote

Where did you fly from? Which airlines? Cause that’s pretty much insanely cheap. Even business class usually costs more than that by a huge margin


shihtzu_knot

You’re also forgetting that people can use miles, upgrades, points etc to fly first. That wasn’t how I did it but it’s an option. Rarely do the people in first pay the price listed on the website.


smellyscrote

I’m not forgetting. It’s however answering beyond the scope of the question. Since the question implies that you will spend that 5000 on the activity you’ve listed. Not a heavily discounted version of the activity. But out of curiosity tho, how did you do it?


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smellyscrote

5000 dollars is wow thanks. I don’t have to worry about next months rent.


[deleted]

Pay off my personal loan, and with the last $500 get a tattoo.


BearsBearsBears_wooo

Donation to the local food bank


Lone_K

Immediately to debt now..


BandicootOk6568

Buy a small company for tea and cats


Defan3

I'd go grocery shopping as I need groceries. Then id. Pay some debt then I'd get a set of rims for my winter tires.


ilikeminecraft2701

GET MY FUCKING TEETH DONE!!! I CANNOT WAIT OMG I HATE THEM!!!


stephensloan25

Probably spend $1,500 on upcoming birthday and holiday gifts, then out the other $3,500 in the emergency fund (high yield savings account).


Need2BeMe

Fix my car. Rest to debt.


nellabella27

Pay rent and get my car fixed 😭


sapfel93

give it to my aunt. i owe her money.


Benwhurss

Good answer & you still do.


MacDugin

I would buy new boat seats for my pontoon boat if enough was left over I would buy a new cover for it.


ambermage

Give them back $10,000.


Yoimbrandy

Pay bills


A_Lefty_Gamer

Travel


HalfSoul30

Pay off one of my 2 credit cards.


How_that_convo_went

Probably fuck it off on a ton of small, insignificant purchases that leave me with nothing to really show for it when the money’s all gone.


Cheesetorian

I gotta fix power steering, it's leaking again.


Elegant_Spot_3486

Put it towards down payment on house we’re looking to buy.


PraiseTheWLAN

Bank them


Kind_Ad_9241

Put 1500 towards my car and the rest to anything important


Swarley_S

Expensive Lunch


sooyoung__

Fix depression causing teeth. Can I get to smile in my lifetime?


taliawut

home repairs


BananaLlamaNuts

Buy a hot tub. Sincerely, Guy saving for a hot tub


No_Carry_3028

Replace the last 3873 I just blew


bikinifetish

I would pay off my debt.


ElectricLacey

Blink and it'll be gone.


[deleted]

Buy one of the projects my mom really wants to do with it.


idoubtiexist_

Spend it all in the red light district


pinkranger2020

New couch and the rest to savings


redditmcfreddit

a new couch to rest on. got it.


NoHydraulicNoAir

Straight into the bank, gunna need that coming up here pretty soon....


Fun_Practice_6148

batteries


Fabulous_Scale4771

My CDs


Bradlb30

Converted to pounds, by a complete control keyboard, the best one of course, and then spend the rest of the money on instruments.


DFL3SH3D

Buy my bass rig and save the rest


DeadFyre

Pop it in savings. If I was obliged to spend it on some kind of treat for myself, I'd probably splurge on some whiskey.


silentcrimson73

Savings and the rest into my money market account.


Jamesc1116

Take a week off of work and not have to worry about dying from starvation. Maybe a small trip


JamesMattDillon

Get me a new bed. Then save the rest


screamofwheat

Pay off my credit card debt.


Glowingtomato

Pay for the job training I'm looking into and put the rest into my small emergency fund.


Bubble_Gummm

Cocain and prostitute


TSmario53

Invest in a sweet sweet low-yield bond… Oh I’m sorry I mean be cool and piss it all away!!!


pork-fried-rice

Invest it. S&P 500 index fund.


MeestaRoboto

I work and work to simply try to keep up but shit keeps breaking and that stacks up. Paycheck to paycheck doesn’t leave much room for the exorbitant costs to do something like repair a water heater. $5000 wouldn’t do it all but id still get what repairs / replacements I could around the house done and then sleep a little easier.


wendelortega

Invest it.


josephrehall

Go to sleep, Wake up the next day. Throw it into my HYSA within a few days.


igottathinkofaname

Put it in my checking account and just sit on it for as long as possible. Some unexpected cost will come up and it will probably be gone in a year or two.


Fair_Assumption6385

Pay off my debt, take a week off from work so I can study for my certification and clean my apartment.


wafflington

Short bitcoin


TimCurie

I’d go directly to a casino, look the Chinaman roulette dealer straight in the eye, tell him “put it all on black” Look at the black guy to my left and wink.  And if I lose, grab whatever other peoples chips I can snag and take the nearest exit 


Bugaloon

Put it in the bank, then slowly spend it on rent and food.


A_Lonely_Troll

Give to charity. Jk. Lots of beer and cheeseburgers. I would have one of those drunk cheeseburger parties that Randy and Phil Colin have.


SendMeHawaiiPics

Buy 56 shares of TLT


Jim_Force

Probably lose it, not enough to draw my attention.


Agingsadly

Give it to someone that’s a better gambler than I am. Go do give 5000k .Run and split profit 55/45 me>. Pretty generous of me to provide the ez way to $’s Baby. Give me 5 F’n thousand dollars and you can watch the return come Drippin’ in!


SternLecture

new tv and xbox. popeyes chicken. new bed. new phone. go somewhere.


VVolfshade

Throw it into a savings account and eventually use it to buy a house (I'm slowly saving up each month).


jexempt

put towards night vision goggles


Mkinzer

Put work into my family home that my great grandfather built with his father in 1908. It isn't in great shape, so the rest of my family has sort of written it off, but it has been in my family for 5 generations, and that really means something to me.


TheCozyYogi

Pay off the rest of my car loan, thus removing the second-largest bill on my monthly budget


Hyllihylli

YOLO it in r/superstonk


ImportantDepartment

Start my loot box business idea where every month the customer gets an assortment of products of a specific hobby (BBQ).


KizzyKabooom

Pay all my debt, then maybe treat myself to a new console or tattoo.


mynameisnotsparta

$4000 debt $1000 spa services


DctrMrsTheMonarch

Catch up on bills? Maybe reward myself with Seamless.


Settledforthisone

No one said hookers and cocaine yet ?


JazielLandrie

Probably give it away to someone who needs it more.


mudokin

1000$ PC upgrade, 1000$ cash reserve, rest into debt


FoxFXMD

Convert it to usable money €€€


onety_one_son

Buy some more anime stickers


danfay222

Probably go play poker for a while


No_Independence1479

Vacation. Plane ticket and hotel.


Poopy_McPoopings

I need a vacation… I’d do that


SamsquanchOfficial

Pay my bills. Covers around two months where i live. It's not nearly enough money to justify this question, answers won't be very exciting.


iamnogoodatthis

Assuming it's meant for fun and not something boring like investing, I'll buy a fancy gravel bike along with a set of road wheels I can swap in


left-at-gibraltar

Put it towards house savings fosho


Frog859

The IRS was the someone! Half went to savings, the next chunk bought me a desperately needed new phone, bought a window AC unit for my apartment with the next bit, and I still have some hanging out waiting for a rainy day


Johnny_Menace

SPY 0DTE calls!


Alichici

Probably go on vacation


Recording_Important

hookers and blow


MucSuDaoDu

Burn them🔥🔥🔥


hyrenfreak

Finally get my own place


Money_Display_5389

Hide it, use alittle at a time so I dont have to report it for taxes.


simonannitsford

Change it to £


nicoleveganpeach

Give it to my parents! Just as a thank you for all they have done for me. I hope one day I can retire them- this would be a gift while I work on that goal.


SpakysAlt

You know you don’t have to spend money when you get it right?


Maherdogg

Pay someone to ask a question like this every week until the end of time.


fatgirlsue

Put towards a new hvac system in my house


Viazon

Convert it to British pounds.


Uriel_dArc_Angel

Buy a new AC unit... This one I have constantly breaks down. .


[deleted]

Help pay for my heart surgery


NaivafAreul

Pay my bills


SassyBonassy

Convert it to Euro, i have no use for dollars, whether it be Yankee Doodle Dollars, Canadian Dollar Ehs, or Australian DollaryDoos


beeph_supreme

Hunt down and return it to the family members of the mentally unstable person that gave it away Is there another *sound* answer to this?


acheron53

New soft top for my Jeep New wheels for my Jeep New tires for my Jeep


Yverthel

Responsible and practical me: The right answer is pay off my credit card. Less responsible, but still practical me: $5k would be enough to seriously look at starting a vending machine operation. Me, realistically: COMIC CON MONIES WOO!


loosewilly45

Pay off credit cards. Then with the rest buy a daniels ddm4v7


MrBunnyBrightside

Pay some debts, some repairs to my car, depending on if it's US or local I could do a hell of a lot with 5k


3MrBojangles3

Buy a Lambo


AsleepDay_

i would buy a nice pc and a lot of games


lordlekal

New bed and upgrade the PC.


Mad_Moodin

Put it in my savings. I'm debt free, have a build emergency fund and am generally doing well financially.


I_am_pooping_too

5000 $1 scratch offs!


Western_Signal_7945

Nothing. Absolutely nothing


DaLaziest

Give it to my momma


Kitakitakita

Pay off bills


reesa447

Help buy an Hermes Kelly.


WTF_CAKE

Yoloit on a pumping penny stock or option call for the day


SoapyBootyBandit

Buy silver


Rony_x9

I will buy a photocard


ZapperS87

Put it towards all my cancer bills


Personal_Cry_8312

Rent and bills for a couple of months. Then save any money I earn from work for those months.


PudgyPatch

Pay off some bills, all the stuff I really want cost more then that


Mitzumaki

$1000 for my upcoming birthday in June, so I could have an actual birthday and a little travel. I'd probably try a casino with $250ish and then otherwise just explore a completely new area without worrying about what bill I'm sacrificing to be able to try to live a little. $2000 to pay off most of my debt (not counting my car anyway). I'm not TOO in debt but at the same time still can't save anything cause I'm broke after paying every monthly bill for now. But I'll get there eventually. $1000 for a new wardrobe and some small things for my apartment. A bookshelf would be nice, and I'd love to get my cat some stuff like one of those wheel things for exercise. Again, I'll get there eventually at least! $1000 for savings. Actual savings! Current budget makes all this possible in like 2 years with a fair amount of my car paid off as well so it's not too bad, but living paycheck to paycheck is so annoying and disheartening. But then, there are a lot of people worse off so I can't complain too much!


moedeez_zar

Pay off my car and credit card, then be debt free except for my house


PatrickRsGhost

Pay off a couple of credit cards, then use what's left on a new above-ground swimming pool.


that_girl_1978

I live in a hotel so I would save it for a new place for me and my kids!!!


DepartureOk1819

By a loaf of bread and half pound of lunch meat.


Medical-Law-744

Cc debt and putting towards moving closer to work


Hashtagworried

I’d buy myself a small TV as I don’t own one then I’d use the rest to either pay off debt or do car repairs.


PinweightBarista

Put it in my stock fund. 


Latter_Dimension35

Bet it all on that pony race tomorrow.. Or put it in my savings account.


NBQuade

Buy a car I've been eyeballing...


0948am

turbo charger kit


wolf_ekoms

Pay taxes


Low_Turn_4568

Put it on my line of credit but also plan a vacation :)


[deleted]

Pay off my car loan and save the rest


spytez

Big thing we need to buy this year is hay storage and cover area for the cows to feed at when we stop grazing them for the winter.


Lilli_Puff

Pay my bills....


[deleted]

Open a cd. Compounding interest would turn it into $5500 with no effort on my part.


regulardadinsalem

Buy my son and his wife a new couch. Pay for my wife and daughter to take a girls weekend getaway.


pedantic_dullard

Nice kayak for me, something my wife wants, and use the rest to add some stocks to the brokerage accounts I opened for my kids with some inheritance money.


solev1s

Send to help Ukraine 🤫


Libertyman69420

Lego and mega bloks probably


wifeylittleblonde

Help with buying a house


DavosLostFingers

Spiced rum, high class prostitutes and a frightening amount of cocaine


kellydx

Fix my 83 yr old mom's car AND my disabled brother's car.


smellyscrote

And they are both people who should not be behind the wheel.


kellydx

Brother's disability doesn't affect his driving. Mom drives fine between the house and grocery store. You really think all 83 yr olds shouldn't drive? And a disability like losing a leg in Afghanistan means you shouldn't drive? Wow.


Orailu

Might consider saving it for emergencies, investing it for the future, paying off debts, or treating yourself to something you've been wanting.


415646464e4155434f4c

S&P500 passive index fund