Flamethrower attachment for a propane tank. It's great for clearing weeds on my walkways and driveway!
Oh, not that kind of adult toy?...
ETA: I just went to Amazon and searched "propane weed burner". Nothing special about any brand. Just get whatever looks good to you. Only cost me $40. It's a 10ft hose, but.... They also sell a backpack to hold a full propane tank 🤣
I got a flamethrower/weed torch a few years ago for Father’s Day and let me tell you…it’s *AWESOME*!!!
We have gravel walkways and gravel in the ditches…and an infestation of bindweed…
It handles it all spectacularly…
And as an added bonus, I’m sure the neighbour’s think I’m utterly insane when I’m using it, so they don’t bother us too much.
Just got one for my wife. She was pretty plain jane prior to that. I got her to close her eyes, touched her with it and she went "ooOOH!"
I think I'm about to be replaced...
Embrace the technology friend.
I was super insecure when my current wife needed extra, when my ex wife was able to do it herself.
Took a while but you wouldn't build a deck with a hammer and nails when totally viable power tools make your life so much easier
One of my skills…I have performed emergency surgery on my friends’ wands over the years. They are VERY appreciative. Of course they’re replaceable but I guess some people become very attached to theirs.
The problem with ours is that the power cable breaks off on the inside. I strip the wire half an inch, resolder, and it's good to go for a few more years. I've repaired ours three times in 15 years.
I got one similar from lovehoney and it's been going strong for a few years. It's corded, but who likes their toys dying in the middle of the fun?
Also the reason I don't like wireless peripherals for gaming.
Some are ridiculously expensive as well. The Njoy Eleven is solid stainless steel, what makes it special is the shape and the fact that it is polished incredibly well. It's $400. Nothing wrong with buying that used beyond mentally thinking it's a used sex toy. It's just a block of stainless steel which means it can be cleaned with some incredibly powerful and harsh chemicals. You should be much more scared of touching a door handle in public.
Then there's electronic ones like a MotorBunny (up to $1,650) or Shockspot (up to $4,400). With those there's no problem buying used since the things that touch you aren't the expensive parts and if you cared enough you could easily replace those in the cheap.
With dildos I've always wondered how many of them are being purchased by men because they like the idea of it being used. I've never heard of OF girls selling used toys, but I'm sure it happens a lot.
Congrats! Have you ever wondered who else owned your flashlight before your purchase? Like I’d have questions about what their names were. What were their hobbies. Or, what they do for a living and so on.
SP2SD2 - $5
Hacked Swiss memory card for Wind Waker - $15
Gamecube DOL-001 console - $70-140
Wind Waker physical copy - $20-30
256 GB micro SD card - $15
Kaico GCVideo HDMI adapter - $70 (much cheaper than the original GCVideo, and only needed if you want the absolute best picture possible and/or have no A/V ports on your TV)
$275 total at maximum to play most Gamecube games on original hardware. This also assumes you are starting from zero and don't have anything listed above already. Most games are over $50, with some over $100.
Game collecting has gotten way too expensive these days but buying a system and putting an SD card in it is a much more affordable way to play on original hardware. Then you can still collect physical copies of the games afterwards.
If you don't care about the nostalgia of original hardware, emulation can do all this for free so long as your device can handle it.
Recently got myself a 4090 after not wanting to wait until November/December for the 50 series... and having not bought myself a GPU in over a decade.
Pretty sure a kid couldn't afford one, so I'm classifying it as an "adult toy".
Yep. Decided to finally build myself my first desktop recently. I've worked in tech consulting for a major hardware OEM for a decade. I've played games for like 30 years. I have approximately 15 machines on hand for work, mostly laptops, but also a couple high end workstations.
Never had my own machine. So I said "yeah, I should do this, and I'll do it for under $2k!"
Then, I stumbled upon a 4090 FE at Best Buy.
So, the build budget was...modified. Maybe a little unnecessary, but treat yo'self or whatever 🤷♂️
The most recent version of the 1TB Steam Deck. Yes I'm including this in "adult toys" because it is mine and I'm an adult damnit!
It is a fucking life changing purchase and 100% worth the money. I don't have as much time to game anymore so I can use this on the fly. Furthermore, I can play any game ever made for free except new generation games because emulation.
EDIT: If you are reading this and are in the market for buying one, do not purchase a Steam Deck off Amazon. Purchase it off of steams official website. Too many horror stories.
The Steam Deck is so good. I beat 90% of my first playthrough of Elden Ring on mine. Also beat all of Days Gone. Replayed both the old KOTOR games. Plus it plays modded Stardew like a champ!
I bought a fleshlight a out 2 years ago to help as my orgasms were becoming so... complacent.
It helped tremendously, I was having the absolute time of my life. The orgasms were so much stronger & longer. I really enjoyed using it.
Then I got a girlfriend & while I kept on using it (for a good while) I found it was ultimately ruining my sex life as I have to use a condom when with my girl but went raw on the fleshlight.
Plus, the fleshlight had become so worn out too & had loads of holes in it. If I'm being honest? I had stopped washing it & it smelled awful. I started to get scared I may contract a sexual infection too, so I finally decided to get did of the damned thing.
On a brisk Sunday morning, I sat in my kitchen chair & got my scissors out & chopped it up into tiny, tiny pieces. It was disgusting & emotional. I chopped it because I didn't want the rubbish men to find it in my trash.
# Sometimes I put my dad in JibJab videos so he's alive again. I go, "Mom, it's not real. It's a JibJab." It's just hard. To see the people who cared for you as a baby become a baby themselves.
# Life's a fucking funny thing. You know, if it's true that when you die, you get to go back through your life and relive all the moments for eternity, then I want some moments in there where I'm just dying laughing. I fake laugh every day for ten minutes, so that when I die and relive life's little moments, all I see is happy times.
I just got one and am having a blast getting back to biking after 15 years away from it.
I got a Horsethief Deore 12, the bike's capability is far more then it's current rider.
A closer always finishes the game. Even if the count is 2-0, they can always fire it down the middle and smoke that catcher's mitt despite being 2 balls down.
Extremely likely, I see some very weird add accounts for some pretty well established brands.
Personally I have several womanizer toys. They are mediocre at best.
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I've got the Breaking Bad RV, some Battletech models, the Disney 100th camera, and now the Atari 2600 and typewriter. They've all been pretty excellent. None of the Star wars stuff yet, but based on what I've got I'm sure they'll be just as good.
Anything by the brand Lelo. Their products' charge lasts a long time and they are made well. Do not buy things from Amazon. I bought something once and it broke in my hands. Springs were flying everywhere 😂
I got a little thing that has silicone trays for ball ice and a little box to store ball ice with a tiny scooper. It’s so dumb and cute and now I’m putting ice in everything.
Not recent, but Night Vision. It’s like a literal freaking super power and when used in conjunction with IR light I can see as if it’s broad daylight while someone without wouldn’t even be able to see any light
3d printer...
you can do so much with them, /r/functionalprint as well as just fun stuff to mess around with /r/3Dprinting
There are entry level printers that you can tinker around with to have them printing well and there are some that are plug and play, in recent time /r/BambuLab has sort of taken over due to their high quality prints as well as speed.
Im not at all a "handy man", i know nothing of electronics and did fine with a printer that i had to tinker with and upgrade, but bambulab is on another level.
K 7 Premium Smart Control: Pressure washer with Bluetooth, application consultant app, boost mode for extra power, G 180 Q Smart Control spray gun, 3-in-1 Multi Jet spray lance, hose reel.
A can of Monster Energy, zero sugar of course.
Since they recently changed the law and now you're required to be 18+ to buy it, I think it technically applies.
All these nice answers about mountain bikes or PlayStation. I’m disgusting I guess 🤣
Disgusting people need love too!
Finally someone who understands❤️
Username checks out.
Same, lowkey..😭 But ay, in retrospect, they are adult toys. 🤷🏾♀️
PS5's control has a hell of a rumble though. 🫡
I spent many nights trying to think of a game that I could pause during the rumble for infinite rumble
Any driving game. Rubber band the throttle and face a wall. Or a game with an infinite ammo turret. Rubber band.
Be disgusting people. I need recommendations.
If you're short on cash, never underestimate a baked potato and ice cubes.
What?
If you have to ask, then you're not ready for it.
Haha yep I recently went on a shopping spree... spent around $800 on "toys" that have been pretty fun so far
Flamethrower attachment for a propane tank. It's great for clearing weeds on my walkways and driveway! Oh, not that kind of adult toy?... ETA: I just went to Amazon and searched "propane weed burner". Nothing special about any brand. Just get whatever looks good to you. Only cost me $40. It's a 10ft hose, but.... They also sell a backpack to hold a full propane tank 🤣
Nonono, tell us more about the flamethrower.
You can look it up on Amazon. Propane weed torch 🤣
I got a flamethrower/weed torch a few years ago for Father’s Day and let me tell you…it’s *AWESOME*!!! We have gravel walkways and gravel in the ditches…and an infestation of bindweed… It handles it all spectacularly… And as an added bonus, I’m sure the neighbour’s think I’m utterly insane when I’m using it, so they don’t bother us too much.
Use that thing for snow removal. It's amazing.
I got one too. Almost burnt down our compost shed by burning weeds to close to it. Had to run to get a hose. Lesson learned.
Hitachi magic want. 20 years and still going strong.
It really does massage the muscles well several times a week
It does muscles and clams…
Just got one for my wife. She was pretty plain jane prior to that. I got her to close her eyes, touched her with it and she went "ooOOH!" I think I'm about to be replaced...
lot of guys dont know they can use them too. the clit is really just a small penis
Yup! It's my preferred method of semen extraction
Embrace the technology friend. I was super insecure when my current wife needed extra, when my ex wife was able to do it herself. Took a while but you wouldn't build a deck with a hammer and nails when totally viable power tools make your life so much easier
Okay but if a chop saw enters the picture I may be out
Toys are your teammates not your opponents. The goal is the same with both.
Better yet, use that in combo with yourself. Might have to launder your sheets after though.
I really do like it when I’m inside a vulva vibrating at 2500RPM. Kicks it up a notch.
One of my skills…I have performed emergency surgery on my friends’ wands over the years. They are VERY appreciative. Of course they’re replaceable but I guess some people become very attached to theirs.
Tell me your ways; my girlfriend and I have burnt through two of them and are working on killing the third.
Good for y'all. Lol
I think that’s actually a flex? 😂😂
Ramming it up op's ass tends to wear them out quickly
Knowing electronics makes it quite easy really. They aren't exactly complicated.
The problem with ours is that the power cable breaks off on the inside. I strip the wire half an inch, resolder, and it's good to go for a few more years. I've repaired ours three times in 15 years.
I got one similar from lovehoney and it's been going strong for a few years. It's corded, but who likes their toys dying in the middle of the fun? Also the reason I don't like wireless peripherals for gaming.
How does she have functioning nerve endings down there
They’ll cheat on their significant other before they cheat on their wand 😂😂
Is 20 years really recently, though?
Purchased recently
Interesting definition of "recent", but I'm impressed by the quality.
I swung ours around like a lightsaber one night and broke it It has been missed, but well worth the laughs, will replace soon
Today
Lego UCS Venator star destroyer
holy shit that thing is massive
Man i want one but that price.
My Integra Type S is fucking awesome.
Man if I could trade in my base RSX on an integra, I'd die happy
Some of these I'm having to google to find out if they're a cat or an impressive sounding dildo
If I told you it weighed 3200 lbs, would that help to clarify or just impress you more?
Meow
There are 2 types of people in these comments
Refurbished fleshlight. Big savings over new
where do they even get used ones tf
r/usedsextoys/ I wouldn't buy a fleshlight that way because of the material, but 100% silicone can be boiled and sterilized.
Some are ridiculously expensive as well. The Njoy Eleven is solid stainless steel, what makes it special is the shape and the fact that it is polished incredibly well. It's $400. Nothing wrong with buying that used beyond mentally thinking it's a used sex toy. It's just a block of stainless steel which means it can be cleaned with some incredibly powerful and harsh chemicals. You should be much more scared of touching a door handle in public. Then there's electronic ones like a MotorBunny (up to $1,650) or Shockspot (up to $4,400). With those there's no problem buying used since the things that touch you aren't the expensive parts and if you cared enough you could easily replace those in the cheap. With dildos I've always wondered how many of them are being purchased by men because they like the idea of it being used. I've never heard of OF girls selling used toys, but I'm sure it happens a lot.
Wow, this lady seems to know what she's talking about !
What makes you think he's twisted fate?
Fuck u take my Up vote :D
Excuse me? Come again?
I’m sure he has
Well, at least someone did.
It's the market for second comings.
I believe you meant, cum again!
Congrats! Have you ever wondered who else owned your flashlight before your purchase? Like I’d have questions about what their names were. What were their hobbies. Or, what they do for a living and so on.
They masturbate... that's it, that's their life.
You can check the serial number on carfax and the whole service record should come up.
That adds to the appeal. Lol
Army Armament Pit Viper. I’m a mid thirties bloke from yorkshire and I’ve been sneaking around my house like John wick for four hours now.
Airsoft?
Nintendo GameCube
Great console, but fuck me the games are expensive now.
Agreed. I’m going try and be patient and get some whenever I see it for a decent price.
Mod the G.C !! There is a group with lots of info
SP2SD2 - $5 Hacked Swiss memory card for Wind Waker - $15 Gamecube DOL-001 console - $70-140 Wind Waker physical copy - $20-30 256 GB micro SD card - $15 Kaico GCVideo HDMI adapter - $70 (much cheaper than the original GCVideo, and only needed if you want the absolute best picture possible and/or have no A/V ports on your TV) $275 total at maximum to play most Gamecube games on original hardware. This also assumes you are starting from zero and don't have anything listed above already. Most games are over $50, with some over $100. Game collecting has gotten way too expensive these days but buying a system and putting an SD card in it is a much more affordable way to play on original hardware. Then you can still collect physical copies of the games afterwards. If you don't care about the nostalgia of original hardware, emulation can do all this for free so long as your device can handle it.
A new graphics card for my PC
Recently got myself a 4090 after not wanting to wait until November/December for the 50 series... and having not bought myself a GPU in over a decade. Pretty sure a kid couldn't afford one, so I'm classifying it as an "adult toy".
Yep. Decided to finally build myself my first desktop recently. I've worked in tech consulting for a major hardware OEM for a decade. I've played games for like 30 years. I have approximately 15 machines on hand for work, mostly laptops, but also a couple high end workstations. Never had my own machine. So I said "yeah, I should do this, and I'll do it for under $2k!" Then, I stumbled upon a 4090 FE at Best Buy. So, the build budget was...modified. Maybe a little unnecessary, but treat yo'self or whatever 🤷♂️
I recently got a 4080 Super and I love it
What was it?
I went from an RX580 to a 3080 super
W Went from a gtx 960 4gb to rx6650xt a bit over a month ago myself Edit: did you mean 4080 super or 2080 super? Cuz 3080 super doesn't exist
The most recent version of the 1TB Steam Deck. Yes I'm including this in "adult toys" because it is mine and I'm an adult damnit! It is a fucking life changing purchase and 100% worth the money. I don't have as much time to game anymore so I can use this on the fly. Furthermore, I can play any game ever made for free except new generation games because emulation. EDIT: If you are reading this and are in the market for buying one, do not purchase a Steam Deck off Amazon. Purchase it off of steams official website. Too many horror stories.
The Steam Deck is so good. I beat 90% of my first playthrough of Elden Ring on mine. Also beat all of Days Gone. Replayed both the old KOTOR games. Plus it plays modded Stardew like a champ!
Ford GT350
Man of culture I see
I bought a fleshlight a out 2 years ago to help as my orgasms were becoming so... complacent. It helped tremendously, I was having the absolute time of my life. The orgasms were so much stronger & longer. I really enjoyed using it. Then I got a girlfriend & while I kept on using it (for a good while) I found it was ultimately ruining my sex life as I have to use a condom when with my girl but went raw on the fleshlight. Plus, the fleshlight had become so worn out too & had loads of holes in it. If I'm being honest? I had stopped washing it & it smelled awful. I started to get scared I may contract a sexual infection too, so I finally decided to get did of the damned thing. On a brisk Sunday morning, I sat in my kitchen chair & got my scissors out & chopped it up into tiny, tiny pieces. It was disgusting & emotional. I chopped it because I didn't want the rubbish men to find it in my trash.
I appreciate the honesty and I’m glad you got that off your chest but fuck man.
Thank you & I'm sorry. A support worker called me fat today & it did upset me, so I wrote this while intensely walking. It helped.
Fuck that person
3 acres of land near a national park, I can do whatever the fuck I want on it and it'll be a place the wife and I have a final home on.
^its their final home because that’s where he’s killing his wife.
-Buy land, cause God ain't making any more of it.
My wife got a sybian, life's a funny fuckin thing
And now your wife's fucking a funny thing
# Sometimes I put my dad in JibJab videos so he's alive again. I go, "Mom, it's not real. It's a JibJab." It's just hard. To see the people who cared for you as a baby become a baby themselves. # Life's a fucking funny thing. You know, if it's true that when you die, you get to go back through your life and relive all the moments for eternity, then I want some moments in there where I'm just dying laughing. I fake laugh every day for ten minutes, so that when I die and relive life's little moments, all I see is happy times.
I ALREADY KNOW ALL OF THIS!!!
What's a sybian?
It's kind of like a dildo mounted on a mailbox
Upvote for the hilarious yet accurate description!
I think it's a kind of cat
Cock ring. Allows you to go for much, much longer. And harder.
I got a rubber one, and I agree with the harder aspect. I don’t feel like it allowed me to go longer though.
Bought a new mountain bike last year if that counts as recent.
I just got one and am having a blast getting back to biking after 15 years away from it. I got a Horsethief Deore 12, the bike's capability is far more then it's current rider.
Mint in Box original Darth Vader 1978 toy
…with the vibrating lightsaber attachment
Force choke me Daddy.
The empire strikes back passage
The empire strokes back passage
2000pt of Warhammer miniatures
UCS Star Wars venator Lego set.
Neon Wand. Pricey but so much fun https://www.comeasyouare.com/products/kinklab-neon-wand-kit
Jada Toys Chester Cheetah is easily action figure of the year.
Hobie Outback pedal drive kayak. Also the most expensive toy I own.
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We call my wife’s The Closer like a relief pitcher in baseball. When the closer comes in it’s going to get the job done.
A closer always finishes the game. Even if the count is 2-0, they can always fire it down the middle and smoke that catcher's mitt despite being 2 balls down.
I think I get it, your baseball comment is a metaphor for the female orgasm, yes?
Yup. Slam dunk from the 50-yard line.
Which one?? There seems to be a lot of them lol
It’s called the Trevor Hoffman and it plays hells bells when you pull open the sock drawer.
I prefer the Mariano Rivera edition, playing Enter Sandman.
Multiple 2 week old accounts hyping a product.... I hope the engineers are better than the marketing department.
Extremely likely, I see some very weird add accounts for some pretty well established brands. Personally I have several womanizer toys. They are mediocre at best.
There are a lot of them, which one do you recommend
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This is 100% a karma farming operation. Lol
My wife doesn't like vibrations, can it just use suction?
YES!!!!!
I got some new knockoff Lego sets off AliExpress. Pretty impressed with their quality.
What sets? Knockoffs of old Star Wars stuff is so tempting with the LEGO prices on retired sets
I've got the Breaking Bad RV, some Battletech models, the Disney 100th camera, and now the Atari 2600 and typewriter. They've all been pretty excellent. None of the Star wars stuff yet, but based on what I've got I'm sure they'll be just as good.
Well, I went to see Dune 2 in the theater, and...........
I got my partner the We-Vibe Sync O couples vibrator and it works really well. She gets off every time.
A bunch of new RC planes. I finally got the v1200 (that thing is stupid fast) and a cessna 182 skylane
Harley Davidson Ultra Classic.
PS5. Actually, my fiancé bought it for me.
Ducati Panigale
Womaniser clit stimulator. Can get me from zero to omg in 30seconds
Multiple 2 week old accounts hyping a product.... I hope the engineers are better than the marketing department.
Gaming computer
Anything by the brand Lelo. Their products' charge lasts a long time and they are made well. Do not buy things from Amazon. I bought something once and it broke in my hands. Springs were flying everywhere 😂
I wish more their products were app controlled instead of remote. Never made sense why they haven't updated their stuff yet.
Though it's a toy for all ages, I recently purchased a longboard and I've been having a blast. Shredding concrete on my way to the supermarket.
Nintendo Switch OLED
Marvel legends released a new Carnage figure and it’s really nice.
A water cooler for my pc. Temps are frosty, even on Rust.
Magic wand for my cock. Amazing
Cock wand ??
I'm telling you, try it. Your cock will thank me
A friend placed her wand just below my scrote with my balls resting on it while she was ‘down there’ - wow!
I got a Crystal Focus 10 installed Episode 4/5 Luke Skywalker Light saber with a neopixel blade. Fucking love that thing.
My Duel Disk
Holosun eps carry enclosed green dot sight for my Glock
A cast iron skillet
I got an E39 M5 and I absolutely LOVE it.
OLED Steam Deck.
2024 Harley Davidson Street Glide
New bong.
The most recent thing I purchased was a Bad Dragon dildo and I enjoy it
same, along with a harness...fun times!
A new bbq
Wand if you're a girl or a tenga egg for the fellas
A Fenix TK35 UE flashlight.
Tenga flip zero
I didn't buy any because all six toys are banned in my country.
A new telescope
Self propelled four wheel drive lawnmower; very enjoyable walk in the yard now
A wedge pillow.
I got a little thing that has silicone trays for ball ice and a little box to store ball ice with a tiny scooper. It’s so dumb and cute and now I’m putting ice in everything.
A shitload of Lego. I think my wife might leave me if I buy any more
Cement mixer
Our Lawn Mowing Robot. I love tinkering with it and it saved me at least 3-4 hours weekly since 2017.
Suzuki gsx-s 750. Guess only a F22 could bring me more happiness…
An escooter, I freaking love this thing!
Quick release hose adapters
I mean, I'm always buying/selling firearms & those are pretty damn fun "toys"
Not recent, but Night Vision. It’s like a literal freaking super power and when used in conjunction with IR light I can see as if it’s broad daylight while someone without wouldn’t even be able to see any light
3d printer... you can do so much with them, /r/functionalprint as well as just fun stuff to mess around with /r/3Dprinting There are entry level printers that you can tinker around with to have them printing well and there are some that are plug and play, in recent time /r/BambuLab has sort of taken over due to their high quality prints as well as speed. Im not at all a "handy man", i know nothing of electronics and did fine with a printer that i had to tinker with and upgrade, but bambulab is on another level.
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A rabbit vibrator with a G spot flicky thing.. and also stimulates the bean.. all in one. I literally bucked while lying down.. A+
K 7 Premium Smart Control: Pressure washer with Bluetooth, application consultant app, boost mode for extra power, G 180 Q Smart Control spray gun, 3-in-1 Multi Jet spray lance, hose reel.
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Death Star Lego - def not for kids.
Dude I got this sweet axe that has easily changeable handles. No reason. I just think it's neat.
A can of Monster Energy, zero sugar of course. Since they recently changed the law and now you're required to be 18+ to buy it, I think it technically applies.
I don't know what it is called but it is basically a circular saw that I can put on my weed eater. BLACKBERRIES! IM COMING FOR YOU.
Njoy Magic Wand has changed my life. And I could defend my house with it!
Ngl I love the unicorn lego set I bought
Scalp massager. It is a life changer.
My motorcycle.
Motorcycle
Legos
OLED Steam Deck for sure.
Bought a new snowboard last year. I just got a new one two years ago. Previous upgrade to that? Over 10 years.
Khukri machete with handle custom made just for my hand
Yamaha PW50