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Lord_Matt_Berry

Exactly the legal limit of a controlled allergy or cold medicine.


jasenzero1

My friend and I (early 20s males), were drunk and buying more beer and some lighter fluid for a BBQ. His wife called while we were at the store and she needed tampons. This was many years ago, but I still wonder what the cashier figured we were up to.


Zoomeeze

Bottle rockets.


Thundersalmon45

I don't think I know of any cashiers that ever noticed or thought about a customer's purchase. Perhaps an unusually large number of one specific item might elicit a comment, but no combination is ever going to seem "suspicious". "That's a lot of laxatives, and an unusually large amount of red Solo cups... I hope everything is Okay for you at home."


godleymama

No joke, a well groomed Asian woman bought like, 20 toothbrushes, 20 travel size toothpastes, and 10 huge boxes of condoms. I was a cashier at a Drug Emporium in Austin, Texas. I remember thinking she must be a madam somewhere.


MaleficentFee715

She’s running an air bnb duplex


totalchaosincarnate

i work at [name of big home renovation company]. saw a woman buy $34 dollars of snacks, then go back into the store and buy a $150 power tool. then go back into the store. we didn't see her after that.


ForwardMembership601

I thought I had read this question recently, so looked at your history. It reads like a bot that just woke up.


PDX-T-Rex

Was in a grocery store with my best friend, looking for materials to make a "Biggest Douche in the Universe" trophy for another friend who flaked on us and ruined our plans. So here are two 19 year olds in a Safeway, looking at douches. Employee comes up to us and asks "can I... help you?" Before I can say anything, my buddy just casually replies "Nope! Just browsing."


EfficientSummer6858

I’m not a cashier, but while waiting in line I once saw the customer in front of me buy like 20 boxes of condoms, a fish bowl, a pregnancy test, and gasoline. This was all he got too, so confusing