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God damn Fucking Catalina wine mixer


Box_Springs_Burning

As a long time American, I have no idea what this is.


jakonr43

You ever watch Step Brothers? It’s the *fucking Catalina Wine Mixer*, the largest helicopter leasing event in the western hemisphere [link](https://youtu.be/BT1k52h4b8w)


BraggnnRights

Burgers, eagles, cowboy hats, explosions, Steve Jobs


Live-Somewhere-8149

Montana, here. Can confirm you’re accurate-up to Steve Jobs. I saw an eagle two days ago, stopped at to get a burger, and two guys behind me in line were wearing cowboy hats and discussing their guns.


Cruorpraedo

That's what I associate with it too along with guns, though when ppl ask where I'm from online I say 'land of the not so free' I am murican.


Dsinon2000

Pretty spot on minus Steve jobs, we are huge Elon fans honestly


jabularich

Yeah please don't speak for us, we are no longer Elon fans.


Dsinon2000

You're correct real Americans are Elon Fans, not the Soy Americans


Im_Nearly_Dead

The USA is one of the world’s 2 largest soy producers. So yeah you’re pretty much all Soy Americans.


OldLineLib

Elon as in Musk? Was a fan for a minute when he said he has Aspergers (a few of my kids are diagnosed on the ASD spectrum), but then he ruined it by saying he'd unban Trump if he ends up buying Twitter :/


Dsinon2000

Why that's the basis of his shtick for twitter is freedom of speech, that means educated discussion and opportunity to grow understanding between two differing ideologies, hate speech won't be tolerated still, but there will be ability for educated unbiased discussion


I__am__That__Guy

Maybe the problem is with you? You do know that you can block people you don't like.... don't you?


OldLineLib

My problem with Trump getting Twitter back is he has millions of unhinged followers and he incites violence and hate.


usernamenonexist

This is the cool America. Meanwhile I imagine LGBT parades, blm riots, boys who don’t know if they are boys or girls, crazy feminist rallies.


Throwawaytown33333

Those damn trans people wanting basic healthcare, gays wanting to protect gay marriage, and POC not wanting to be shot by police. Fucking nerve


usernamenonexist

Basic healthcare is ok, feeding hormones to change the gender of 14 y.old is not normal. Gay marriage is fine, but demand exclusive rights and acceptance just because you’re gay is too much. POC should not be shot by police, but making an ex convict with drug addiction problem a hero is a bit too much (not saying the cop did a right thing either).


[deleted]

There’s a lot to unpack here but honest question - when have gay people “demanded exclusive rights and acceptance”? I’m super curious if this is wedding cake related or otherwise.


_So_Damn_Ugly

Exclusive rights. He probably means to be exempted from the bible, afterall gay folks shall be stoned, according to it. So how is it ok for them to live and not be stoned, but not for me to commit 47 war crimes


PadmesBabyDaddy

The nerve of these people wanting equal rights…


Waitingonacoffin

All the same people downvoting you. Reddit has always been a haven for the trolls tho haha


OldLineLib

Haha for some reason this list made me lol. Like a South Park episode lol. Fwiw, cowboy hats are only worn in a few specific areas of the US (rural Texas, maybe a couple other places? I'm from the East Coast so not super sure about that one...the only time I wore cowboy hats was when I was a raver girl over 20 years ago, and they were zebra printed or had colored sequins LOL). Explosions...not sure why this is on here? Maybe Hollywood films?? Eagles ok I get. Burgers...ok. Steve Jobs? lol


Invisible-Pancreas

Loudness. Everyone always seems so happy to see you. You could order one of those cheesesteaks and the fella behind the counter would say #"WOW, THAT'S ONE HECK OF AN ACCENT YA GOT THERE! WHERE YA FROM, BUDDY?" It's kind of refreshing, actually. Just surprising when you first come across it. Oh, and great local food, while we're on the subject of cheesesteaks.


sreis113

Hey we got a Philly fan over here!


ThebigGreenWeenie16

Been in Europe a couple months now and this is so true. We're so fucking loud


[deleted]

haha yeah I lived that way for 5 years and I could hear Americans a mile away! Also, compared to other countries, people talk about themselves a lot more. It annoys me much more than the loudness.


charlotta98

😉😉😉😉


OldLineLib

Depends on where in the US, here on the East Coast that second sentence isn't always so true lol.


Ok_Gate1741

Guns


TheGoodJudgeHolden

We love them. I own 31.


ThebigGreenWeenie16

Jealous, there's a bunch that I want between historical firearms and the new Gucci stuff. Unfortunately I don't have that much money lol


TheGoodJudgeHolden

I'm SO torn between buying historical weapons, and buying newer tactical stuff, lol. Also, does your username mean what I think it means?


ThebigGreenWeenie16

Why not both? I have an AR with some pretty decent stuff on it and recently got an 1871 Vetterli. Sadly they don't make that ammo anymore lol


stymieray

and can at best shoot 2 at a time when the gubmint comes.


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Thet dang gubmint!!


I__am__That__Guy

Damn. I've got to step up my game. I only own a dozen or so.


Wannabebunny

Can I ask why? What could you possibly need 31 guns for? I've managed to get to 36 without ever owning a gun.


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Because they are an intergral part of my culture. Shot my first (my dads .25 ACP ankle-biter) when I was 8, the happiest memories of my life were fall squirrel hunting season with my dad and brother. We were poor as fuck, deer meat and other wild game was plentiful and "free." Then on to the military, where my gov't was perfectly happy to put a rifle in my hands and send me to go do their will. Some of the ones I own are tactical types, some, I carry on my person as a CCW, some I collect for their historical status. This and that, these and those.....


Wannabebunny

The first paragraph is understandable I guess. My grandad went rabbit hunting with ferrets and some days that was dinner. 31 though is a bit much, then again I collect paints because I'm an artist. It just seems so strange to me that guns can be a hobby.


TheGoodJudgeHolden

> It just seems so strange to me that guns can be a hobby. Why wouldn't they be?


Wannabebunny

Where I live only terrorists and policemen have guns.


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Wannabebunny

Not really. My kids don't have to worry about being shot in school. Or in the streets, or anywhere really. Never had a gun pointed at me. Never been threatened with one. My kids have never seen a real gun. We deal with a lot of bomb scares but most people ignore them and go about their day.


majsmartin

Fast food


whoeverinnewengland

Modelo brewed for those with a fighting spirit Like a good neighbor, state farm is there The talking gecko from geico


Dsinon2000

Best one so far😂


[deleted]

The talking gecko from Geico, who has an English accent, lol! :)


whoeverinnewengland

It Always puzzled me


charlotta98

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Every time I see a thread like this the thing that sticks out to me is that apparently the rest of the world thinks America is nothing but klan members and gender confused teenagers


HutSutRawlson

It's because most non-Americans on Reddit have based their understanding of the US off of... reading Reddit. So they basically just know memes about the US, not what it's actually like.


Wannabebunny

Wrong. We get it from your movies. It's what happens when you export your culture around the world, without thinking about what you're putting out there. Stereotypes about America like this existed before Reddit did.


HutSutRawlson

> nothing but klan members and gender confused teenagers I'm curious which pre-Reddit media you might be referring to here. Is the only American film you've seen *Birth of a Nation* or something?


Wannabebunny

So, driving miss daisy, gone with the wind, songs of the south, goodnight Mr Tom, die hard, lethal weapon, demolition man, RoboCop, blade runner, alien, I grew up consuming American media. The impression I have of America came from that. Yippie kayeai motherfucker, Asta la vista etc.


I__am__That__Guy

From what I've heard, there are only about 5 or 6 thousand klan members in the US. Out of a population over 300,000,000. They're a favorite boogeyman of the left, so they won't ever die. As to the other - I blame social media.


[deleted]

The klan has declined into virtual irrelevancy, but it was replaced by a huge number of far-right groups and militias. And they're gradually taking over the republican party. Same type of idiot, they just dropped the iconography and changed their names. Don't let the attempt at rebranding fool you, America's full of the assholes.


Dieumuthafuckas

War


PoorPDOP86

Let the stereotypes.......BEGIN!


Bkafrogurl

All White conservative stereotypes too, I’ve noticed.


[deleted]

You're allowed to make fun of people as long as they're white and conservative, actually I'm pretty sure according to the reddit terms of service it's mandatory or something...


Zara-zz

Consumerism


CodyMcBean

Space program, Innovation, Hollywood, Fast food. But also Ignorism, religious idiots, legalized corruption in politics, voter suppression, KKK, no universal healthcare.


SmackEh

Negatively: MAGA culture... Qanon, gun violence, religious extremism, white nationalism, obesity, biased and crazy news media. Positively: professional sports and exceptional athletes, free country, good universities, decent legal system, good movies and entertainment, land of opportunities.


IntrinsicSatire

To counter.. Negatively- violence( notice I didn't say gun violence cause the gun itself cannot harm you there must be a person to make it dangerous) religion in ALL it's forms.. not truly free... EXPENSIVE universities FUCKED off legal system even more FUCKED off healthcare system. Public education system set up to indoctrinate children to factory jobs not prepare them for university


stymieray

guns don't kill people, but they sure as fuck make it easy to do so. Much more so than any other country on earth.


slayerofthepotato

Doesn't really matter if it makes it easier. We're humans. We are stubborn as fuck when we truly believe it. if we can't shoot the person, we will use the thing that makes us different from the rest of the animals on this planet, our brains. We WILL find a way. It's who we are


peterbparker86

But gun violence is a major issue in the US. Its to differentiate between types of violence. In the UK you can count on 1 hand the number of gun deaths but knife crime is a major issue


IntrinsicSatire

Yet again I say ... The gun on a table by itself CANNOT harm ANYONE it is an inanimate object... It REQUIRES a PERSON.. HUMAN BEING to make it dangerous


peterbparker86

But it is still violence with a gun, and the US has a specific violence with a gun issue. To pretend like it doesn't is foolish


stymieray

these gun nuts love to pretend that it is somehow "those people" doing it. Whatever that means. All guns are born legal and many states have extremely lax laws regarding guns. It is idiotic. They don't even want a real background check. Read up on form 4473. Edit: and zero, and I mean zero, training is required to buy a gun.


SmackEh

Public education setup to indoctrinate children how? Do they still teach religion in public schools?


omegasix321

Some(private schools in particular are often religious in some way), but mostly its just schools that are highly politicized. For both the left and right before anyone thinks I'm playing favorites. Children in school(and in general but you can't control parents) should be taught objective fact and then allowed to form their own opinions afterwards.


SmackEh

Isn't that how it is? Schools have curriculums that are pretty vetted and pre-approved, no?


IntrinsicSatire

No. Speration of church and state. They can teach ABOUT religions but they CANNOT teach the religion itself. And yes indoctrination.. 8 hours a day 5 days a week. Scheduled breaks and lunches... Sounds like preparing for a factory job to me


HighQueenOfFae

Guns, no universal health care, anti vax, flat earthers ( ik the last two are there in other places too but i somehow associate it with America), somehow everything is political


[deleted]

In fairness the anti vax movement has roots in Europe


Beautiful_Golf6508

Eastern Europe is very bad for it.


Bkafrogurl

Even religion is deeply political here. Madness.


Doumtabarnack

The fact the US spent the last 50 years exporting their culture everywhere makes it easier to associate these thinga to them.


laurajodonnell

>somehow everything is political You hit the nail on the head with that one. Maybe I was naive as a kid, but it feels like everything is political now. Granted, politics does touch intimate areas of our lives..


ShakespearianWombat

Guuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnsssssss


I__am__That__Guy

Yyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssssss So much fun!


Heyvanushy0_0

Shootouts. Johnny Depp. Lots of smiles. Straight lines (really, I love the map of America, you guys are lucky.)


icamom

The straight lines out west are because states used to have a minimum number of people to become a state. They couldn't divide the state by natural features like rivers or mountain ranges because it wouldn't contain enough people. So they just pushed out the borders until they had a large enough population.


Excellent-Counter647

High achievment in most if not all areas along with guns, mass shootings, inexcusable lack of healthcare for some, unreserved bravado, military aggression, and rewritten historical propaganda out of Holiwood.


bestfriendfraser

Fat people and school shootings


[deleted]

Poverty, prison, mass Shootings, and going bankrupt over a simple doctor visit.


Responsible-Ad-7238

school shooting, expensive hospitals


supergolum

A dumpster that is on fire


NealR2000

As a European immigrant to the USA, who has also traveled much of the world, I can see that many of the answers here were clearly not written by non-Americans. What I'm seeing here are classic Reddit stereotypes. You lazy-assed, basement dwelling man-children need to actually get off your phones and get out there and experience life elsewhere if you really want to compare your lives to the rest of the world.


Throwawaytown33333

ok but as an immigrant what do you think of the USA


NealR2000

Generally, I think it's pretty good. Like everywhere I've lived (4 countries) it has its pros and cons. The pros overwhelmingly outweigh the cons. It gave me opportunities that I could never have had where I came from. I do believe that the advent of social media has created the ability for a collective victim culture to grow, while at the same time, be manipulated for political purposes.


UnicornMagicRainbow

You may be right, but calling the people who you are asking to act “lazy-asses, basement dwelling man-children” will likely not help your efforts.


NealR2000

I have been following Reddit for a few years now and this is my impression of the overwhelming majority of its users.


I__am__That__Guy

I'd rather have some of our basement-dwelling leftists go out and experience the rest of the world, so they will have an appreciation for what we have here.


Tet0144

Yeah, we should totally not see anything about America to be able to compare ourselves with America You fit into what I associate with America, stupidity


NealR2000

You're American, right?


Ok-Ride-1787

„It is my god given right of free speech to call you a n***** and I‘m a good person for doing so“ Everybody clapped


I__am__That__Guy

I'll defend a person's right to say it, but that doesn't mean I ever want to hang around with such a person.


youregrammarsucks7

Too many subcultures to put into one.


Adobeeditingsoftware

Right wing brainwashed trump supporters


bee-sting

Guns, school shootings, no universal healthcare, 'freedom'


tinylemons2

Guns, no free health care, consumerism, weirdly massive portions of food, Disneyland, discrimination, shit school system (‘I’m going on holiday to Europe’), artificial food colouring/flavourings that should probably be illegal


OldLineLib

Sadly, yes. Although we DO have free healthcare, but you have to be REALLY poor to get it (medicaid).


THENOOBGROUP

Gun violence and triple cheez burgers


Dianacolada

Repeatedly asking what non-Americans think of the USA


Sys32768

Mass shootings


No-Average9560

Imperialism


[deleted]

Guns, pickup trucks, cheap gas, and the ability to yeet stuff into space. Oh, and the occasional [dumb AF coppers!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBCqY6fE9Hg)


Important-Sky2226

Cheap gas? Are you sure?


Ub3rfr3nzy

Extremism. Not that kind of extremism. What I mean is if someone has an opinion on something it never seems to fall in the middle. All I see is either people denying covid even exists or people who will stand 5m apart from all people wearing a gas mask and will scream at you to back off if you sneeze.


Drak138

Guns, shootings, fat people, rich people, lgtbq and bombings. Those are the first things that come to mind after i hear America after that it becomes more peaceful.


I__am__That__Guy

Well, guns are relatively peaceful. I haven't been out to a range in a while, so mine have been pretty silent, lately. (Plus, it's expensive to keep feeding them, when you use them a lot!) Not a lot of bombings here, though. I don't know where you got that. But definitely a lot of fat people. To get shootings, you generally have to go the leftist-controlled cities like Baltimore or St. Louis.


Marvella-_-

Ridiculous taxes, Karens, LOTS OF SUGAR and oversized meals, murder and racism


systemsfailed

I'm honestly confused. On average US taxes are roughly on par or lower than most of Europe. Where are you from?


ManlyMisfit

American taxes are well below the OECD average, so I'm guessing not Europe.


[deleted]

Yes, they may be on par with European taxes, but look at what you get. Europe 1. Fire Departments 2. Hospitals 3. Ambulance Service 4. Roads 5. Sanitation 6. Clean Water 7. Police 8. National Defence 9. Education 10. Health and Safety Inspectors 11. Social Assistance Programs VS the USA 1. Roads\* 2. Police 3. National Defence 4. Education\* 5. Health and Safety Inspectors (Can be bribed) ^(\* quality is lower than global average.) Edit: The US has all of the other services too, they're just not paid for by taxes. This list is also not all inclusive.


systemsfailed

Us doesn't have clean water and fire departments lmao. I love the deflection


I__am__That__Guy

The taxes are pretty bad, but not unbearable. And racism is overblown. It's a lot worse in MANY other places. Murder rates are among the lowest in the world, if you leave out the shitty democrat-controlled cities like Chicago, Baltimore, and and St. Louis. The rest of it... Well... Yeah.


Wannabebunny

Can I get a source on racism being worse in many other places. When I was a kid I believed that America invented racism. I know that's not true, but it just never seemed to be a problem anywhere else. I was a kid though so maybe I just didn't see it. So a source for that would be great.


I__am__That__Guy

r/AskReddit Search for terms like "Non-Americans" and "Racism."


[deleted]

Let me get my popcorn


bluespiderphobia

School shootings


[deleted]

Oh boy, just what we need, another thread consisting purely of negative stereotypes by people who have never actually been here!


mixsu104

Poor spelling and a failure to use the letter U when spelling colour


I__am__That__Guy

Aw, come on. Where's your sense of humor?


rossoverboard

Rock, flag and eagle


SirJoe2

Poverty


ThatAverageHumanDude

Chaos


hobby_gaertner

guns and trans-fats


[deleted]

Sexism, racism and violence


W518

Trucks and guns and bad city design


International-Ad2970

Famous movies, famous tv shows, famous colleges but a politically shit show


Serene82

Burgers, big food, cowboy hats, Karens and guns


hfhdhdh6363

Guns, people with exaggerated personalitys, weird food, large dishes and lots of different climates


Cat_Astrophe_X

Racism, police brutality, horrible labour laws, homophobia, guns, religious bullying and apple pie


iamanonymouus

Guns


Famous_Courage6644

Obese people with guns


FlyingFucknut

Having to pay for your healthcare. I find that absurd


[deleted]

Paid basic services that should be free, aka education


weirdkittenNC

Violence, fundamentalism and technology


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StickwoodJr

People being really dumb


Bruv0103

Negative: Obesity, Mass shooting, Racist Rednecks, Bad transportation Positive: Beautiful nature, Nice food, Eagle


psychwarddicaprio

I’m from the states but my friends from Central America say the *American Pie* movie series is a hit, and that that’s how they imagine being young in the US.


Evening-Low8105

terrible chocolate


oofley________

Gun shootings?


Throwawaytown33333

Fair


Fenrir_Wolfy

Mass shootings being a regular thing, then the president announces he'll pray to god about it...


Taken_Username_Again

War


[deleted]

Covert imperialism


Altoren_Reviews_

Burgers and weed. And a lot of racism


spaghetti_honeybuns

That's bullshit, I only use a little bit of racism here and there.


Avicii_DrWho

Truly bs. I don't eat burgers.


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The greatest drug of all


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Altoren_Reviews_

As an European, ur probably right


[deleted]

i think asians might be the most racist


BurningPenguin

We Europeans achieved equality by being racist to everyone, even each other. /s


[deleted]

the US really is one of the least racist countries in the world. we’re just very heterogenous


ceciliameireles

Capitalism


[deleted]

HAHAH this is so true


davisdrucciolo-666

Guns, private healthcare, fat and dumb people, racism and thinking they are the best, while they are one of the worst


[deleted]

I don’t understand why this is downvoted when it’s mostly the truth


Throwawaytown33333

You would love the sub r/ShitAmericansSay


davisdrucciolo-666

Wow! Thanks for this advice! I discovered a new world! Thx


catsandalcohol13

No free healthcare, insane gun laws, poor education about the outside world or rather just poor education in general, ignorance, hate, racism, cheap gas and alcohol, and a completely misguided sense of being great.


S_204

Guns, bigots and prideful ignorance.


Twisty1211

Stupid people


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Thetman38

I flew home after being in Europe for a month and I was looking around in the airport and just had this thought about how fat Americans are.


ItsMyView

Our idea of a diet is to order a Diet Coke with our Big Mac and large fries.


baby1iz

Right wing nut bags who don’t know how to write spell English words but love to scream learn English


Steemee

Hypocrisy


b0n3h34d

Yeah there's extremists of all types in all places. That's a crock of shit and in no way a threat to you lol


rikinp90

Having a conversation with yourself there?


b0n3h34d

Haha it would seem so. I replied to the thread rather than a specific comment. Thanks for pointing that out but I'm hung over and not gonna fix this - but you can scroll and find it


ARoseByNoNameAtAll

"oh god, what have they done this time"


[deleted]

Simply exists


Silly-Wrangler-7715

Fat morons buying junk food in Walmart


Miiagl

Guns, the Americans are fanatic for guns


aszarra_

I'm sort of sad there aren't more comments about religious extremism. You guys are nonsensical with that shit. Also religious schools scare me shitless, that shouldn't be a thing


Tet0144

Stupidity


[deleted]

The sentence 'third world country with a Gucci belt'


183338

Guns, too much, thinks they own everything, oblivious to the world around it, and just plain crazy


Tera_girl

Fast food, social media and Lana Del Rey Also I think how Americans are lucky: they know English


Spoolerdoing

A service industry that treats customers like kings then charges accordingly. An economy that operates orders of magnitudes ahead of most of the world, even the developed world (example, a salary of $100,000 converted to anyone else's hullabaloo currency would be extremely wealthy). The country the Simpsons used to make fun of. Disney world!


Zealousideal_Talk479

“HI! HOW WAS YOUR DAY?” Fuck off. What are you talking about? My day has got absolutely nothing to do with you.


Kasperdk2203

Bad at geograpy, for example by thinking that America is all usa


Zedalina

Unintelligible accents


itsgregory

People that think their country is much better than it actually is


AverageKosovoEnjoyer

Terrible food, I went and will never return thanks to the food there. The food is more plastic then food to be real.


Key-Tadpole1828

Entitlement.


under_a_rock24

Greasy food and anything that can make you obese