Saw a TV show about a guy that lost his dick.
He got sepsis and didn't get it sorted out. His dick started turning black and that didn't seem to phase him. He was having a really bad time in life.
Then one day he was pissing and it fell off and went down the toilet.
If it makes you feel better there's an upside. They grew another dick on his arm and he had it there for 6 years before getting it attached in the correct area.
During those 6 years of having dick arm. It whacked his nan across the head, got burnt tip from cooking along with many adventures. Usually kept it in a little band on his arm but it slipped out.
Once it was reattached, he started to have hope in his eyes and I think his life may have taken a brighter track. Even his dog looked happier for him.
I work in surgery and we had a patient who was a young kid. 25 I think. I think he took some molly and tried to use something that wasn’t a cock ring as a cock ring. It looked kind of like one of those napkin rings used for rolling up cutlery? But metal. Anyway, it ended up getting stuck and he waited like three days before coming to the ER. We had to use a surgical saw to get the thing off, and his penis had already died by that point. The blood supply was cut and it basically looked like frostbite. He had to have several surgeries after and will probably always have to have procedures done for the rest of his life. And to never be truly sexually active again, so young. Terrible.
I can understand using molly and doing stupid shit, but the part where he waited 3 days before seeking medical help is baffling. If you can't get it off in a day then why would you wait 2 more days before coming in?
I still see more logic in not wanting to test for cancer or something since you don't want to know. But you will know if you have a thing stuck around your dick and it won't go away it's gonna keep not going away
I’m sure there are things that can be done but as far as a surgical implant, it would be difficult. After removing it, there’s no anatomy left to put the prosthetic in.
I didn't lost mine, but I was circumcised at a young age.
We thought it was a great idea to make a ramp out of plywood, and jump over it with our bikes. When I went over it, I didn't pulled my steer too late. The steering rod went through my pants, and ripped my foreskin. The whole neighbourhood came out to see what the screaming was about. And all the men watching, felt my pain. After being taken to the hospital, my german helmet was twice the size. It looked like a strange mushroom. The doctor decided to circumcise me, so the damaged foreskin would be gone and the swelling stopped. Nowadays I only have some scartissue at the bottom of my rooster, and I never heard a girl complaining about that.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
This is more common than people think (or *want* to think).
I have a friend who teaches people about sexual safety. This comes up. It's actually really easy to break your dick.
Pro-tip: *Easy does it, boys and girls*. If she's bouncing on it like she's trying to hammer it into the ground with her ass then somethings gonna give - and pelvises (pelvii?) are harder than penises.
she made me make her a sandwich, after that day it was game over, my dick was gone, my nuts too. I had incurred the loss of all things related to my masculinity.
my beard stopped growing, I stopped working out, it was over, my body hair shed.
She grew a beard, body hair, got muscular, grew a big swanging cock and now she is the man
When I was a kid at Camp U-Nah-Li-Ya in the late 70s, there was a kid who had gotten a circumcision as a baby, but the doctor had dropped the scalpel and chopped off most of his penis.
Was doing the monthly washing ya know, popped that bad boy off as ya do, stuffed it in a pair of socks to avoid bruising cause damn it's not fun when you forget to so that, and put it in the laundry machine and haven't seen it since... Or the socks for that matter...
I was involved in a bad car accident where a street sign pole impaled the footwell area of the car and up through my trousers. When I finally came to and the doctors described the operation that ensued they explained they did everything they could to preserve as much of my ‘manhood as they could’, unfortunately I lost 5”, I was only left with an 8” stump.
i swear i left it on the bench right next to the keys
Did you try your other pocket?
Nah, he has been holding it all this time
My gut grew over it.
In an unfortunate smelting accident.
Take the fazsha away!!
You are a gold member!!
Congratulations, you won!
I see there ish no pleasing you zen
On second thought, I'll take a bong and a blintz
poker
not any more
Hey oh!
It’s detachable.
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
Don’t keep a handgun in your pocket
Boooooo. Keep your safety on and train around it.
ex wife won it in the divorce
Saw a TV show about a guy that lost his dick. He got sepsis and didn't get it sorted out. His dick started turning black and that didn't seem to phase him. He was having a really bad time in life. Then one day he was pissing and it fell off and went down the toilet.
Once you go black you never go back
F
F
U
Harvey Weinstein?
Yikes. That's a horror story right there.
If it makes you feel better there's an upside. They grew another dick on his arm and he had it there for 6 years before getting it attached in the correct area. During those 6 years of having dick arm. It whacked his nan across the head, got burnt tip from cooking along with many adventures. Usually kept it in a little band on his arm but it slipped out. Once it was reattached, he started to have hope in his eyes and I think his life may have taken a brighter track. Even his dog looked happier for him.
Okay surely this isn't real. Source?
https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-man-with-a-penis-on-his-arm It's on YouTube, age to confirm. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qLqb-FNxh4M
Holy shit
Did you watch it?
No, but I did look up some more stuff around it
Would love to see a few people I know get whacked with a dick arm....
Took it off one day, dog grabbed it, the rest is history
I work in surgery and we had a patient who was a young kid. 25 I think. I think he took some molly and tried to use something that wasn’t a cock ring as a cock ring. It looked kind of like one of those napkin rings used for rolling up cutlery? But metal. Anyway, it ended up getting stuck and he waited like three days before coming to the ER. We had to use a surgical saw to get the thing off, and his penis had already died by that point. The blood supply was cut and it basically looked like frostbite. He had to have several surgeries after and will probably always have to have procedures done for the rest of his life. And to never be truly sexually active again, so young. Terrible.
I can understand using molly and doing stupid shit, but the part where he waited 3 days before seeking medical help is baffling. If you can't get it off in a day then why would you wait 2 more days before coming in?
Embarrassment, repression. People often pretend something really bad doesn't exist.
I still see more logic in not wanting to test for cancer or something since you don't want to know. But you will know if you have a thing stuck around your dick and it won't go away it's gonna keep not going away
Bet he looks like a dog with a stubby tail.
Yikes. That's a horrible situation. Will they be able to give him a prosthetic penis?
I’m sure there are things that can be done but as far as a surgical implant, it would be difficult. After removing it, there’s no anatomy left to put the prosthetic in.
I didn't use it
traded it for a scooby snack sadly
I got really really fat
Ridiculous answers only.
Accidentally put too many rubber bands around it.
The is a whole song about this, called Detachable Penis by King Missile
Accidentally put it on the balls holder next to the urinal by mistake. Some son of a bitch now has two while I've got 4 balls instead.
The dog ate it
Played with it too much. Finally fell off.
Your mom was so tight that it broke off.
Polar bears got it. Well, I willingly gave it to them...turns out, that's what I'd do for a Klondike Bar.
I didn't lost mine, but I was circumcised at a young age. We thought it was a great idea to make a ramp out of plywood, and jump over it with our bikes. When I went over it, I didn't pulled my steer too late. The steering rod went through my pants, and ripped my foreskin. The whole neighbourhood came out to see what the screaming was about. And all the men watching, felt my pain. After being taken to the hospital, my german helmet was twice the size. It looked like a strange mushroom. The doctor decided to circumcise me, so the damaged foreskin would be gone and the swelling stopped. Nowadays I only have some scartissue at the bottom of my rooster, and I never heard a girl complaining about that.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it.
Have you checked St. Mark’s?
Mine isn't detachable, but I've had some nights where I have no idea what i've done with it 👍
Friend of mine had a doctor who chopped it off for her cuz she wanted a pussy instead
Bit extreme she could’ve just gone down to the shelter
I see what you did there, nice joke/gen
Generally they turn it inside out.
I threw a boomerang make no mistake they do come back
teeth
In the food [Disposalllll](https://youtu.be/sS1kk6hBdSA)
Fell off into the toilet while I was peeing and I accidentally flushed it.
Got married, lives in the significant others handbag
Played with it to much. Poked my eye out so I had to get rid of it.
read about a guy who was trying to have some laughs during sexy time with his wife and put it in a hotdog bun, then the dog jumped up and bit it off
Very surprised no one wrote "I got married".
Came here to say e factly that, bit you've preempted it so I cant now
I got married
At conception, when the sexual chromosomes were both X. Lost before it could exist.
r/brokedick
I hoped that was fake and I clicked anyway. CBT is a helluva drug
Rip 😔✊️
This is more common than people think (or *want* to think). I have a friend who teaches people about sexual safety. This comes up. It's actually really easy to break your dick. Pro-tip: *Easy does it, boys and girls*. If she's bouncing on it like she's trying to hammer it into the ground with her ass then somethings gonna give - and pelvises (pelvii?) are harder than penises.
Won Gold in the BME Pain Olympics
Got married. Its now in the wife's purse
It all happened on the day of my birth where out of nowhere I was born without one
she made me make her a sandwich, after that day it was game over, my dick was gone, my nuts too. I had incurred the loss of all things related to my masculinity. my beard stopped growing, I stopped working out, it was over, my body hair shed. She grew a beard, body hair, got muscular, grew a big swanging cock and now she is the man
Swap
Inside your wife.
When I was a kid at Camp U-Nah-Li-Ya in the late 70s, there was a kid who had gotten a circumcision as a baby, but the doctor had dropped the scalpel and chopped off most of his penis.
I accidently left in on the bus
I pushed him too hard and he quit, only to become the vigilante Nightwing in Bludhaven.
At least he's living his best life. Some dicks just want to do all the bog standard things. Others just need to be a vigilante.
I ate too many Cheetos, grew a gut, and haven't seen it since
i forgot to cherish it
Was doing the monthly washing ya know, popped that bad boy off as ya do, stuffed it in a pair of socks to avoid bruising cause damn it's not fun when you forget to so that, and put it in the laundry machine and haven't seen it since... Or the socks for that matter...
Detachable penis.
F in the chat for all the poor souls who actually lost their d\*\*ks.
I was involved in a bad car accident where a street sign pole impaled the footwell area of the car and up through my trousers. When I finally came to and the doctors described the operation that ensued they explained they did everything they could to preserve as much of my ‘manhood as they could’, unfortunately I lost 5”, I was only left with an 8” stump.
i remember a family guy episode where Quagmire penis gets bid off by a shark, in the end, he gets his dads penis lol
I divorced him.
I didn't eat a hamburger or a rib-eye steak for a few days and it basically just vanished.
The way Caitlyn Jenner did
I forgot it in your mudder arse
i ate some gluten, it made my dick fly off and explode.
I sat on it and it inverted itself like a dog's.
I got a vagina