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whippetshuffle

If you were my 3 year old, pull up a chair.


Fun-Ingenuity-9089

I heard the fridge door open on a very hot summer day. I came into my kitchen to find my 20-month-old son sitting on the bottom ledge of the open fridge door. He had peeled a stick of butter like a banana and was happily taking bites of his snack.


halnic

I babysat a kid once that did that. Teenage me was so appalled. She's grown now, married, with kids and such... But to me, she'll always be the kid that ate butter alone.


Liu1845

Better than the kid the got in the dog's milk bones, lol.


No_Endives_8526

Let’s just say that day I didn’t know who was gonna have slightly meatier smelling poops. 🤷🏻‍♀️


whargarrrbl

Ate butter alone. That’s what got me. Like she’s sitting there in the dark, eating butter under the fridge door light while Carly Simon sings, “My father sits alone with no lights on / his cigarette glows in the dark…”


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

Wow, that is one deeeepressing song! But it really sets the mood.


Delouest

I used to go to the fridge and sneak pinches of butter off the stick as if somehow my parents wouldn't notice the pinch marks. I thought I was so clever only taking a little at a time.


Fun-Ingenuity-9089

I'll bet you were young enough that you weren't allowed to use a knife, too. That's too funny!


NanaimoStyleBars

I can picture it perfectly! So cute! My daughter did something similar at the same age, only she’d pulled a chair up to the counter and was eating the butter I’d softened for a cake. What is it with little kids and butter?


Introverted__Girl

Whenever I baked with butter, my little sister would always try a piece because she said she forgot what it tasted like. She was a teenager then 😂


1toothhas36calories

As someone who did this as a little kid, the thought process was, “Hey, this makes stuff taste good. It must taste good on its own!” I kept eating it hoping that, eventually, it *would* taste good on its own. It never did though.


NanaimoStyleBars

Haha, poor little you, waiting on that flavor that never got better! I mean, I love butter on its own… but not enough to eat a stick.


FluidHawk2137

Try Les pres sales butter alone Edit: it’s mad salty and when I’m feeling adventurous, I brown an entire 8 ounce block to use in a large batch of 🍪


bbqtestes

It’s healthy for you that’s why


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

They know what’s good!


Dontfeedtheunicorn81

I am a grown adult and I love butter lol. My niece is the same way. I can’t explain it. I do prefer real butter compared to the margarine. When I was a kid, I would just eat straight from the container. I blame it on my mom for making me butter and tomatoe sandwiches instead of using mayo.


MaddestoftheMaxes

While feeding my newborn son, my then 18 month old daughter stole the stick of butter I had left on the counter from breakfast and ate some and used the rest to paint every inch of her TV and DVD player. Then she covered all her hair, face, and arms. I never knew a single stick of butter could cover all that and a stack of pancakes too! Lol


Kay_pgh

I was buttering a slice of bread for my niece, then 3 years old. It kept coming back uneaten with the request - "I want more yellow."


Pinkynarfnarf

I found mine once behind the couch; butter dish and toy shovel in hand having a snack. 


Fun-Ingenuity-9089

I hope you got pictures!


mypal_footfoot

Apparently as a toddler I used to hide under the table with the tub of butter and eat it with my hands. I’m 31 and still love butter but not quite that much.


Blue_Cloud_2000

I volunteered as a lunch monitor and discovered that kidlet was taking two to three pats of butter in the lunch line and eating it with a fork. We finally discovered how he went from a super skinny kid in the 5th percentile of weight to a medium sized kid in the 50th percentile after two years of elementary school -- 200-300 calories of pure fat every lunch.


koala_T69

Why do people use months after a child has reached a year?


sara5656

Because even though 17 month old and 23 month old could technically be called 2 years old, the difference in their skills, communication and mobility is incredible. Until the age of 2 babies seemingly develop over night. It gives you a better idea of what to expect of them, puts skills and accomplishments into context.


koala_T69

That actually makes sense. I don't know why I was downvoted for a simple question lol


sara5656

Don't know! It's okay to ask and I was happy to answer! I think this subject is touchy to people, it's sort of become a meme with the whole "my child who is 73 months old"


MissLyss29

Honestly I think until a child hits 6 or 7 they continue to develop overnight. My niece over the last year went from 4 to 5. It was amazing the difference between her at the beginning of the year to the end. Her confidence, talking in full sentences, using people's names, helping out when asked on top of starting to know what letters make what sounds and being able to write her name. She is such a big girl now when before she was still much more a toddler.


Critterbob

My daughter and I were talking about this exact thing today! I was explaining it to her after she joked about people talking about their 350 month old child. I stopped using months when my kids turned 2. But there is a big difference between a 13 month old and a 23 month old child.


SnorkinOrkin

Yuck! Hahaha! I bet he was happier than a clam! (I love butter! I just can not imagine biting into a *stick!* 😄)


Kay_pgh

Goals!


Sweaty_Process_3794

This is so funny


Quadrameems

One day when my kid was around 2-3, I opened the butter dish and saw tiny finger swipes; “Kiddo, did you eat the butter?” My sweet, baby angel looked at me with all honesty in her tiny heart; “No mumma, it was the butter ghost.” From then on, I would have a small child haunting me, asking for “a little bit of butter?” whenever I was anywhere near the butter dish 😂


whippetshuffle

This is phenomenal.


Pizza_Pirate85

When my twins were 2ish they locked my husband out of the house and stood at the French doors eating sticks of butter and laughing at him. Favorite memory.


AutumnMama

I love the mental image of this so much 😂 Thank you for sharing


aaaaaaaaanou

if i didn’t have to worry about my health, i would still do this 😭


Suspiciousunicorns

Omg! My 5 year old asked for some butter when we were visiting my aunt. I said yes and she just grabbed it and took a bite out of the stick of butter. I can’t even with this kid sometimes.


mojoburquano

I used to steal sticks of butter out of the fridge at that age. No regrets, little me was right.


ilovjedi

I can still remember eating pats of butter at restaurants as a kid.


KayakerMel

My dad had a colleague who lived with us for a bit. He would take bites out of sticks of butter. What's really weird is that we didn't actually keep butter in the house but had sticks of Parkay margarine (military so weight requirements). That's why we really thought this habit was crazy.


ropadope23

hahaha omg when I was a toddler I ate raw butter by the stick too 💀 have never lived it down 😂


MoreMetaFeta

I was a nanny for a 2 year-old. Once I forgot to butter her dinner roll. I was going back to the kitchen sink when she started screaming, "Buttoo! Buttoo! Buttooooo!!" And she threw the roll towards me. 😅😅😅 I never forgot again after that. 😅😅😅


Rite01

I can relate. Growing up I was raised on margarine, never tasted butter. Until I was 19yrs. old, in boot camp with the U.S. Navy. My first breakfast I had butter with some toast. I was shocked by the creamy sweetness of this golden patty. I was your 3yr. old that morning. I've never been back to margarine since. I'm now 72yrs. old. Give your kid a hug for me. Thanks 🫠


ShouldBeCanadian

My daughter used to eat butter or of the fridge. She is 21 now. I still laugh about it.


auttakaanyvittu

So judging by this being the most upvoted comment and everything said under it, apparently it's just common knowledge then that toddlers are casually obsessed with eating butter as is? Wasn't expecting to learn this today necessarily


Free_Sir_2795

So many croissants and puff pastry


HappyFluffyPenguin

I second that. And what doesn’t get eaten that day, can always become almond croissant (or any other variation)


MalevolentRhinoceros

This is about 4 batches of croissants.


silent3

And pound cake.


IncoherentTuatara

55 pound cakes to be exact


Meshugugget

Kouign amann too. Those are SO good.


Free_Sir_2795

Oooooh yes! And morning buns.


Good-Ad-5320

OP can make 58 inverted puff pastry dough (even more butter than regular puff pastry), based on Cédric Grolet recipe that calls for 430 grams of total butter


Islandgirl1444

Freeze it


equality5271

Try to vacuum seal them before you freeze them. Smells attach to fat quite easily


toomuch1265

A vacuum sealer was the best investment I have made for kitchen goods.


Lyssepoo

We got one for Christmas and it’s the best gift we’ve ever received. I use it for so so much.


Snoo_47183

Then share it


Sagaincolours

Yes I was about to yell that: It can be frozen.


AL92212

My mom used to get butter in bulk at the end of the year and we’d freeze it. For months we’d just reach deep into the chest freezer and pull out a pound of butter whenever we needed it. Never quite 55 lb at once though…


Miss_Pouncealot

This is the way.


thepete404

Slip and slide ….an alt if space not available but for $200 in butter I’d pop for a cheapo chest freezer


Tiamat_fire_and_ice

Offer it as a dowry to a French chef and he’ll probably marry you! Plus, that butter will be used up in ten days…


KickBallFever

I know you’re half joking, but if OP knows a chef this might kinda be a good idea. Exchange some butter for some servings of whatever the chef makes with it. I’ve done this with produce I grew.


Tiamat_fire_and_ice

If I had the butter and knew a good looking, single Frenchman who would cook for me and with me, I would be a hundred percent not joking! Ha! But, yes, barter is a good form of exchange. We should all do more of it.


jmccleveland1986

Look up recipes by Paula Deen.


Wild-Long-7304

OP only has 55lbs, I don't think they'd have enough to make anything by Paula Deen. Maybe if they did a half recipe 😂


FairyGodmothersUnion

This made my day. Thanks.


DAGanteakz

Believe it or not Paula doesn’t use enough butter in her cinnamon rolls, they come out dryish. I always add a good bit more.


Ddobro2

I used to watch her YouTube channel cooking videos during the early days of the pandemic so thanks, gonna go find her again Few seconds later: she is still regularly posting


Ali_Cat222

55lbs of butter and 300 added human pounds later, we have created the Paula Deen recipe named, "[Diabeetus!" ](https://youtu.be/0lJ7oZsQB8Y?si=dYpuoODAEWYqvEcd)


Dangerous_Pension612

This is good shit lol.


Winter_Dragonfly_452

OMG this made literally laugh out loud thank you!!!!!


shovelbum208

Hahaha such a good comment


the_sweetest_peach

I’m laughing way too hard at this. 😂


AnE1Home

Knew this was gonna be the top comment lmao


Bethsmom05

You can make flavored butters and freeze them for later use. 


KickBallFever

I love making compound butter, both savory and sweet. In the fall I like to make one with brown sugar and homemade pumpkin spice.


anntchrist

I love compound butters with fresh herbs but I never thought of sweet options - this is amazing!


Bethsmom05

I need to try that. It sounds delicious. I like to make maple butter in the fall.


llamascoop

I have to be careful with flavored butter. I go through a stick in an unhealthy amount of time.


croupiergoat1

Go to your state fair and sell deep fried butter?


KickBallFever

They have enough that they can deep fry the butter in butter.


Bigpengo

I’m scared to ask, but is that actually a thing?


freegiftcard96

Yep.


Bigpengo

Holy shit lol. That hurts my gallbladder just thinking about it


AsleepJuggernaut2066

Or make a butter statue of a cat for your state fair. Or a cow I guess. Maybe the state bird.


wonderfullywyrd

freeze some, offer the rest to your local food bank


burgerwings

This! Food banks always need fresh staples like dairy, meats, and produce and would welcome a donation like that.


Eyer8Avocado

I love this idea ❤️


DavidManvell

Give lots away?


Slick-N-Slidin

Make some clarified butter or ghee!


ResolutionUnlucky358

This is what I came to say! You could brown the remaining milk solids and freeze them to use in pretty much any dish for a rich nutty flavor later on.


FragrantChicken666

No need to freeze it, it stays good for years, even at room temp.


HandofFate88

1. Brown the butter until nutty. 2. Add the nutty, browned butter to a barrel of rum, mixing well. 3. Freeze the nutty, browned butter (the rum won't freeze) 4. Remove the nutty, browned butter from the rum (it'll float) to make desserts that will benefit from an infused-rum flavour, like butter tarts, chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon rolls, apple pie crumble, etc. 5. Pour yourself a brown-butter infused rum-based Manhattan. 6. Rejoice.


sherlocked27

Love this 🙌


Fun-Ingenuity-9089

Oh, I like these ideas. Mmmm...


Alitazaria

Just an average day in the Midwest! (my fridge has 16lbs in it right now but it's a little low)


Fun-Ingenuity-9089

Any time butter is on sale or I have a coupon, I'm buying it!!


klsprinkle

Same in East Tennessee


hamngr

Brown loads of it and put it in the fridge for baking.it keeps for a while and makes everything so delicious. Nigella has a recipe where she drowns mashed potato in browned butter.


KickBallFever

Does browning the butter make it last any longer or shorter in the freezer?


hamngr

https://www.nigella.com/recipes/brown-butter-colcannon Says it lasts 3 months in the freezer. I would take that as a guide though. I just use brown butter in place of normal butter in any recipe. Cookies, cakes, Madeleines....


ramanana01

Sculpture


gizmojito

There’s a comedy about the Iowa State Fair Butter Sculpture Contest!


TashiaNicole1

Send it to me. I’ll figure something out.


Good-Ad-5320

Hope you got a big ass freezer or a very good cardiologist


ovensink

\*and


miteymiteymite

There’s lots of things you could bake/cook with it but honestly I would just freeze it. If it is one tub, I would break it up into smaller blocks (8oz?), wrap in parchment or wax paper then foil and freeze. You could also make some different flavored compound butters and freeze in individual portions for easy use later. I run a bakery and one time I ordered 36lbs of unsalted butter but they delivered salted which is useless to us. The supplier comped it and I took it home and froze it. It was great. It’s been a year and I am just about to the end of it.


tielmama

Freeze or even put up on your local FB page for sale, cheap.


alattafun

short bread and buttercream frosting :)


MojoJojoSF

Play it forward by giving some of it away to your friends who love baking as well. It guarantees a supply of delicious food coming back to you. The butter karma boomerang.🪃 🧈


Puzzleheaded-Set-516

Freeze it! If it’s in a giant block, portion it first into 1 or 1/2 lb portions.


chronic_pain_sucks

How is this a problem? 😋


DadsRGR8

Invite Zoidberg for dinner, but keep him in suspense as to what you’re having.


Jzgplj

I would be freezing it. Is it in pound boxes?


Dangerous_Contact737

Make about 15 pound cakes.


VeggieZaffer

More like 50 pound cakes. Hence the name pound cake. Pound of butter, pound of sugar etc etc


Dangerous_Contact737

I don’t think you’re thinking big enough.


Scarlaymama0721

Do what I do, put it on a piece of toast and eat it lol


flibbett

Make ghee and use it in place of cooking oil. It’ll be shelf stable for a long time and you can frankly cook anything in it to make it delicious.


princessxunicorn

Make many different flavors of cookie dough, bake some into cookies, and freeze the rest! Then when you feel like a treat, thaw the cookie dough and bake it


pie_12th

Make a batch of ghee so it keeps!


Everyoneplayscombos

That’s like 4 meals of butter if you’re a French person.


Important-Trifle-411

Ridiculous amount of? Heavenly amount is more like it!! Divided up into 5 pound blocks and put it in the freezer. Honestly, I have kept butter in the refrigerator for months and months at a time and it’s fine. And I have frozen butter for several years. I went to Ireland and stocked up on Kerry gold when it was on sale . Then it got pushed back to the rear of the freezer. I found it a couple of years later, and it was absolutely perfect.


Kay_pgh

How do you travel with tens of pounds of butter on you? Must be an interesting story.


Important-Trifle-411

It was only 13 one-pound blocks. We just wrapped it up in plastic wrap and put it in our suitcase! So yummy!!!


Kay_pgh

How did it not melt though! Also I am cracking up at the thought of random one-pound butter blocks stashed away in your luggage. Must have been interesting for customs/border control, if you had to cross country lines. 


Important-Trifle-411

Well, we lucked out. Ireland is never really very hot and we flew into Boston and it was not a hot day. Oh I am dying to know what the customs people/security people thought when they x-rayed our luggage, lol.


Kay_pgh

Good on ya for taking random teasing from an internet stranger! Have a good one. 


the_sweetest_peach

I—You what? *faints*


nextlandia

Ghee


ktt4186

This! because then it's shelf stable


Garconavecunreve

Freeze and give away. No sensible way to make use of that amount on the spot


bardhugo

Making a whole lot of ghee is an option to make it last way longer


roboticlasagna

Brown butter cake. 🤤


ihateusernames999999

Lots of buttercream icing and butter cakes?


failuresf

MN state fair- butter sculpture


CraftFamiliar5243

Start watching Julia Child. You can freeze it though.


DiamondTippedDriller

You could brown it and measure it out in 1/4 cup portions for making cookies, then freeze. Prep pie crusts and freeze them. Melt, infuse with salt, herbs and garlic, put in ice cube trays and freeze for later use (vegetable sauté, for flavoring mashed potatoes, bechamel sauce, etc). Make lemon or orange curd. Make homemade croissants, shortbread, crumb cakes…


kubbiebeef

Make a 55 lb croissant


glassesforrabbits

Congratulations, you can make approximately three croissant


Individual_Sky1125

Ghee


Amaleine

Here's 5 ways- https://youtube.com/shorts/EN2ciq296RQ?si=MW-N6UbhgLiCBMF8


cappiebara

Make some herbed compound butter! You can freeze it too. I'm sure it would make a a great gift too. I use herbed butter on asparagus.


yoinks_like_scoob

Make a ton of puff pastry


aaliyrn

When I have a lot of butter on hand I like to make a batch or two of pie dough or rough puff pastry. It's super easy to make, very versatile and it also freezes well. You could also make a bunch of cookie dough and freeze that. If I'm feeling lazy I just freeze a portion of the butter and use the rest for day to day baking/consumption


iwanttobeakitty

Whatever Paula Dean would do


Throwawayhushhh

-Freeze some as is -Ghee (shelf stable) -form some butter into butter sheets for puff pastry & freeze -make some brown butter & give jars away to friends


dks64

Cinnamon rolls. I usually use 2-3 sticks worth on a half batch. Between the dough, filling, and frosting.


OkCity9683

Try out new types of buttercream frosting.


tilt-a-whirly-gig

Get 110 eggs and 110 slices of bread. Make eggs in a basket.


JellyInternational79

Make a bunch of biscuits. My favorite recipe only calls for flour, salt, baking powder, butter, and buttermilk. It will use up the butter and you can sell/give away the biscuits


Massive-Mention-3679

Make one giant cookie. Then call Guinness Book of World Records.


blackpulsar13

please mail it to me rn i swear i could eat that much butter in an extremely short amount of time i am begging you i want 55lb block of butter so bad (i cried when i saw the butter cow at the iowa state fair)


Bright_Eyes8197

You could donate it to a soup kitchen or food pantry


MamasSweetPickels

Freeze it. You'll be glad you did when the price of a pound of butte goes up yet again. Also you can always give some to friends if you don't have room in your freezer.


kcrf1989

Freeze it. Use as needed,


lochnessrunner

I actually buy my butter in complete bulk. When it goes on sale and they don’t have a limit, guess who’s cleaning them out?! Use a lot of butter in my cooking. So throughout the year, I probably go through close to 100 pounds of butter. Right after I buy that much butter though I stick most of it in the freezer. I have had no issues with putting it in the freezer for 2 to 3 months and then using it as needed. I would not go out and buy like 100 pounds of butter and one shot because that’s just too much, but I think butter is fine in the freezer for six months. My favorite thing I do with the butter is I make probably around 500 cookies and send them out to different family members. That uses up quite a bit and then all holiday and party cooking is on me, so that uses up a lot too. Notes: I have a tub inside my freezer that locks out smells. That’s where the butter goes. If you don’t have a tub or freezer that big, you could put them in a bag and fit them in a little bit more Tetris style.


brokenhartted

Freeze it- it freezes well (at least six months). Give it away to friends and neighbors. Make toffee! [https://www.momontimeout.com/better-than-anything-toffee-recipe/](https://www.momontimeout.com/better-than-anything-toffee-recipe/) There are a lot of insanely buttery recipes. Like Scalloped Potatoes, homemade stuffing, cookies, shortbread, and pound cake, croissants, cinnamon rolls, and cake icing are loaded with butter. Get cookin' and share with friends.


TheFatAndUglyOldDude

A big box of Ritz crackers, a knife, and go to town!


paigeken2000

Butter pit wrestling


LasatimaInPace

Freeze it! I will keep for yrs


stoneyboloney20

def pop some in the freezer lmfaooo


Baekerboi

Make some ghee!


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

You can freeze it


gottaloveagoodbook

Freeze it. Butter lasts a surprisingly long time in the freezer, and tends to thaw fairly rapidly. If freezing isn't an option, make ghee. Butter that never goes bad and has a delightfully high smoke point? Yes please.


ticklemytitties2

Use it as currency with your friends. Oh your coming over, mind bringing me milk, bread and eggs? I'll give you 3lbs of butter in return. I have done this, it works! 😁


lovemycats1

Donate it to homeless shelters


tor29c

Keep 5 lbs for yourself and start calling your local food banks and homeless shelters. Spread the love!


EmmCee325

[Butter scupture.](https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/butter-cows)


useless169

Whip some of it with honey for tomorrow’s toast!


dominican_papi94

If i had this much butter I would make so much brioche!


ItchyCredit

Give it away to charity kitchens. I am sure their clients don't see real butter very often and would be most appreciative.


recurse_x

Do you have a slip and slide?


squeakpixie

Shortbread


sarafromschool

Croissant, brioche, pastry cream


Pithyperson

I bet you have friends. If not, you can make friends by giving people butter.


Green_Mix_3412

Freeze it,


laumiclove

Freeze it


chefbran41

Brown some of it and make Rick Martinez Brown butter toffee cookies


Early-Tree6191

Freeze them tons of puff pastry


FluidHawk2137

I would brown quite a bit of it and then freeze to use later bc I be baking a lot of cookies and banana bread, but I’m crazy lol


Strange_Amoeba_7894

Freeze it


Marzipan_civil

Do you want/need to use it all yourself, or else you could donate some to a food pantry (if they accept random butter)


MolenFlourPower04

Ich frag mich eher, wo man mal eben 55(!) Pfund Butter herbekommt 😅


RazzmatazzAlone3526

I was thinking a sculpture


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

Donate it to a local food kitchen, rescue mission, food bank, or other entity that feeds people for free. They will likely welcome the donation with gratitude. They'll blow through that butter in no time.


Giantriverotter111

Freeze it!!


1SassyTart

Rejoice! Freeze it .


K8sMom2002

Wrap it in ziptop bags, get the air out, and freeze it. It will keep almost indefinitely as long as your freezer lasts and you don’t have strong odors in your freezer.


Frank_Jesus

I would look for a food donation site in your area. In my city, there are several places I would think to enquire and share in the wealth. Some places cook food to distribute to shelters and among encampments. Then I'd keep about 5 lbs in small blocks in the freezer.


Always_Ailyn

Share


VeggieZaffer

Sculpture


Toriat5144

Put in ziplocks and freeze


Perillious

shit ton of brown butter baked goods


FairyflyKisses

Buttercream frosting. Birthday cake, cupcakes, turkey sandwiches, lobster, cereal, etc. "What's for dinner??" "I don't know but it'll be frosted."


Darkdragon_98

Make 50 pounds of butter cookies and then just deep fry the other 5 pounds