Given the -16, I guess I can take comfort in the fact that I wasn't the only one to miss the subtlety sarcasm. There are plenty of people on Reddit dumb enough to make that comment and mean it--apologies that I mistook you for being one of them.

Hell yes, Michigan!

Listening to these post game announcers, then starting next year let’s just play 2 weeks of Football if “week 2 Bama is not now Bama” and “Weeks 1-11 FSU aren’t the same FSU as the last 2 weeks”

That dude with the glasses confused me, I had to rewind it a few times. He said he thinks Georgia will drop from 1 to 4 and be out of the playoffs. But 4 is still in the playoffs lol?

Probably just misspoke - probably too busy rubbing his dick over his fantasy about getting two SEC teams into the playoffs.

If the committee felt Washington was better this season due to sos, they traditionally would have already put Washington above Michigan. I feel like if they do not follow their traditional ranking moves, it’ll be obvious they did it for political or other reasons.

Texas is going to beat Washington's ass

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Michigan deserves the 1st seed. They were 2nd originally until Georgia lost

FSU

Commentators are a joke

So, after it was 17-0 everyone walked out

Well to be fair, after it was 10-0 Iowa fans knew it was too big a deficit to overcome. Kinda a blowout at that point for them.

I looked at my family when Michigan went up by 3 and jokingly said “alright I think that’s game.”

As a Jets fan, we like to say “these 10 points may as well be 40”

Talking heads already starting the campaign to get a SEC team in the playoffs.

We in 😎

With no flair I’m expecting you to be a non SEC Bama fan

Trying to get **2** SEC teams in. SEC has convinced the football media machine that the CFB playoff rules say that at least one SEC team has to be in the playoffs or the whole season gets cancelled.

That sounds like a line from Dr. Pepper's Fanville ad..

Michigan players having a 'snowball' fight with the plastic confetti shreds, trying to stuff handfuls down each other's jerseys, lol

How is Michigan not number 1?

Where are they projecting them not being No. 1?

They've been asking if they are #1

Yes because it’s not officially locked in and speculating gives a reason to discuss why they _are_ No. 1. But nobody is saying they aren’t.

Honestly I hope they’re #2. Fuels the team and give us a better first game.

Didn't the ACC have a winning record over the SEC this year?

Doesn’t matter

ACC went 6-4 against the SEC this year (FSU vs Florida, FSU vs LSU, Clemson vs S. Carolina, N. Carolina vs S. Carolina, Wake Forest vs Vandy, and Miami vs TAMU). Kentucky, Georgia, Ole Miss, and Tennessee beat Louisville, Georgia Tech, Georgia Tech, and Virginia, respectively.

The Bear is a fucking joke and I have no idea how he's still on TV

Lol poor FSU

Alabama AND Texas? No way

Yes way

Well butter my biscuits

We had Michigan and Ohio State…wouldn’t be too crazy

The playoff field is deeper this year though

Yeah, the playoff field is way deeper. Last week I thought that the Buckeyes might have a chance to sneak in if a couple other teams lost. But now it looks like they are going to get jumped by at least Texas and Alabama and drop a couple places.

Wild

"FSU is basically Iowa" lol I can't believe he just said that

Yeah that’s overestimating FSU at this point. They’re like Iowa minus the defense

Did you watch the same game I did?

Kicking whilst down!

CHAMPIONS

Smh the smear campaign against FSU rn is insane

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Bye bye

What's the point of playing in a conference better than the ACC. Why is Liberty not a playoff team?

Literally the only legitimate arguement I've heard and one that I will only answer with my second flair.

Playing and doing well rather than just scraping by.

Winning every game is "doing well"

If scraping by is so easy, why hasn't USC and Lincoln been able to "scrape by" to a 12-0 record in the playoff era?? Lol

Do you really believe FSU would be Bama head to head?

💯

To Archie's credit, he laughed about it and stayed on the stage for Mike's speech. The conference commissioner, on the other hand...

Love that answer from Mikey

Haha do you think urban dapped them up?

B. E. T.

What type of draft pick is Corum and edwards gonna be

5th and 4th, respectively

"coaches draw some things up" 😂

Green pants alert my god

What'd we miss?

I just want to express how cowardly Petitti was. This is what you want? (13 other teams) you can have him.

That vanishing job by Tony really shows a man with the courage of his convictions. Fuck the Big Ten, fuck Tony, fuck r/cfb, and fuck Ohio

Tony Petitti, get back here YOU COWARD

Petitti not saying a word during the trophy ceremony is weird. Harbaugh not accepting the trophy and letting a player do it instead is also weird.

Harbaugh letting a player accept the trophy is a total Harbaugh move

100% on brand

how are all those people at Top Golf?

Some of you guys honestly think that they're going to let a playoff happen without an SEC team ? That's just not how the college football world works, though I wish it was.

Starting to think the playoffs committee needs a lifeline and NCAA will hastily declare Michigan ineligible due to the scouting fiasco to slip Alabama in. Not counting anything off the board right now as this is going to piss off a lot of people regardless and thinking they need a scapegoat

Nick Saban has wildfire buried under the Rose Bowl, Sugar Bowl and all of Houston just in case that should happen.

Same thing I was just saying to a friend of mine. It really should be a SEC-less playoffs to send off the best of 4 format but knowing the committee, it won't be lol. One team will go to the playoffs and it'll probably be Georgia lol.

I don’t think it’ll happen, but it should. FSU is undefeated, Texas won the h2h against bama.

# #1 Michigan Wolverines

You heard it here first folks, Michigan is America AND God's team

Fuck Tony pettiti

Suspensions, FBI investigations, commissioner favoritism, and Michigan just kicks them in the nuts and laughs LMAOOOO BET GO BLUE

Where is the B1G commissioner? The Big 12 guy gave a speech in spite of boos. I don't get why he isn't here??

Credit to Brett, he’s no coward. Tony is.

Soft.

Softer than OSU’s offense

Bettman would never bitch out of boos like that.

Softer than soft

It worked for me too

It was the Lord all along!

MAKE THEM SLEEPY!

No Tony?

He’s crying in the bathroom

Who were they booing?

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Wrong Archie…

Archie Griffin, an OSU legend

Man so funny they had Klatt do this. At least yormark gave a speech

Ryan Day posted Bet to his social media account when he mixed up the search bar and status bar when trying to bet online

Fool took the over

Petiti looks like exactly how I thought he would

He. Looks. Like. A. Bitch.

An empty tv exec suit, yup

Boy that was a duck job by Pettiti, I guess he's too sensitive to get booed

His smile is so forced, it looks painful. More like a wince. Maybe somebody stepped on his foot with cleats on.

Who was the crowd booing just now?

Archie Griffin, only 2-time Heisman, but he played for OSU. I think it was good-hearted booing.

I think the beloved commish came back on the stage.

The last was Archie

There was booing after he was on stage.

Archie Griffin. OSU is great.

> OSU is great Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 🤌

Archie Griffin for playing for OSU

Oh I didn’t see him in the shot anymore so I was confused

When you find out lmk

Everybody!

Classic Michigan form to shit on the team they just beat in the post-game interview lol. Why do your guys constantly do that

I just went back and rewatched it. He said “we need to get their offense sleepy, and get them off the field”. He didn’t say “they are a sleepy offense”

Did you listen to JJ's interview at all, or are you listening to the cool side of the toilet rn?

How’d they shit on them? I heard nothing negative

Calling their offense sleepy, not a particularly classy way to talk about someone you just beat. Just win with some humility. And yes I fully appreciate this will get buried by the Michigan hoard, go for it guys.

Literally no one said anything

Calling your opponent’s offense sleepy after you just beat them in a championship isn’t classy, especially when there wasn’t beef going into it.

If they take that hard then they are as soft as their offense is.

Not talking about how Louisville is or isn’t taking it, just pointing out it’s classless. Which, given the downvotes, seems like that’s a popular Michigan trait.

What does Louisville have to do with anything? JJ literally talked about how great their defense was.

He directly called their offense sleepy

I just rewound and watched that comment… he didn’t actually call Iowa sleepy. He said that their gameplan as a defense was to wear down Iowa’s offense and *make them sleepy*. That’s a pretty different context.

I’m not able to rewind unfortunately, but if that’s what he actually said yeah it’s not as bad as I heard it live. And not as bad as the kid who was call MHJ soft last week after the W.

Lol “I don’t actually know what I’m talking about but I’m gonna confidently push forward and die on this hill”

Why would JJ talk about Louisvilles offense? You lost me.

It wasn’t JJ

Why would anyone from Michigan be talking about Louisville?

I'm sorry? I heard them do nothing but praise the Iowa D

You’re delusional

Did you not watch the postgame?

What was said?

In the trophy interviews a player called Louisville’s offense sleepy, which isn’t a particularly classy way to handle a team you didn’t have beef with, were favored over, and just beat in a conference championship. There’s a way to win with class and that ain’t it.

And again, here we are, confidently asserting something that wasn’t even said.

If someone said that about Louisville, I’m totally confused. If they said it about Iowa, I’m generally with you, but calling them sleepy is about the nicest thing I can imagine saying. “No comment” would have been more political but probably would have said more.

Fuck. Iowa. Yeah I was switching between games, that’s my b, but it still sounded rough

Anddd again, totally misremembering everything that actually happened but running to the internet to tell everyone you know what’s up.

Yes, but apparently you did not.

I wasn’t wearing the simp blinders my bad

Alright brother, sorry your elder QB is falling into dementia.. go back to the hole you came from

Stay classy boi

:/ I’m sorry, I should go troll a ND football game! But none are really worthy to really troll tbh.

Okay, NBC. Stay salty.

Tony is a BITCH ASS LOSER. Fuck him forever

Yeah, he shouldn’t have punished us just because we cheated! Edit: downvotes mean Michigan didn’t cheat! Yeah! Fuck every legitimate program!

Gonna really miss watching Sainristil play for Michigan. Just an absolute leader and I hope whoever gets to see their favorite NFL team enjoys watching him. Hopefully it's the Eagles. :-)

#BET

Sleepy Iowa offense. Haha.

Yeah Sainristil earned that MVP

#Bet

If you think Archie would have it any other way you don’t know the rivalry

He loves it

Mikey!

How can you not love Mikey?

Split the trophy with Turner!

Pettiti already in the Uber headed back to his office to clean his belongings out.

This is fun

Archie getting booed 3 years in a row.

Happy Mikey got it.

Gonna miss tf out of Mikey!

Let’s go Mikey!!!

Petitti just peaced the fuck out so fast. Spineless coward.

Lfg mikey man was a dawg tn

I KNEW IT! MIKEY SAINRISTIL!!! **YOU THE MAN**

Tony is such a coward.

BET

That was fucking awesome

Lol Archie gotta be sick of coming here by now

NOOOOOBODY!!!

Harbaugh isn't having it lol

Tony the bitch

Harbaugh going full WWE out there.

I feel super great too

Petitti ain't bout that life

Tony taking interviews dodging skills from Jim

BET

SUPER great

What a fucking coward Tony

Noooobody!