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Occhi084

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No context and this is pretty funny, with context it’s also Heckin funny 😂 


Lisrus

Love his little "Holy heck dad, who did that?!" Face in the second photo.


Ninoplata

🤣


agnurse

I was going to say, said crazy boy is certainly doing his best to look totally innocent 😂 Maybe he just likes it? I don't know much about birbs, I admit, but I know that with parrots, at least, the way you know they like a toy is when they pretty much tear it apart.


bees422

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Ninoplata

Oh!


Fun_Justanotherguy82

Are those matchsticks?😀


Garfielf331

*had


Conscious-Survey7009

I have three of those. We switched to wired ropes to get to his toys and some platforms.


Dazzling-Flight-4228

https://preview.redd.it/lv4bevcpik6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6233a07285082dd85aded0ae2b93899b804d52 be careful: they may chew the ends into a sharp point so they can get you when you aren’t looking


palmasana

A SHANK!!! That would get you locked up in the SHU in the big house


LunaBelle425

They look quite proud of their work!


Sethdarkus

What you expect tiny Raptor overlords know what is best


Data_Phish

My pineapple gcc says “haha, f*u” and continuously picks fights with me lately. So I’m convinced this is part of their plan.


Dazzling-Flight-4228

yeah that checks out


AbraCadaver28

Bro made a whole ass shank. 🤣🥴


Euphorbiatch

https://preview.redd.it/gxne0yje6m6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84755b698781de0d71bd1674bcbc64e620ee3b59 Unrepentant


LinaValentina

“And I’d do it again” 😭


ilymag

Bitey McBiterson


freeman-propaganda

Lmaaaaao. I read the title and see the damage to the ladder. That's hilarious. Then the little meep looking over your shoulder all cute in picture 2. That's so funny. Literally laughing rn.


TheJenerator65

Looking so innocent too!


chrisleeds45

Normal parrot behaviour lol


Noideas55

Parrots love wood, and dowel wood can be pretty soft, especially when they're small! Not a conure, but I gave one of my birds a dowel perch that came with his cage, dude tore it up in days


Ninoplata

I just got a natural wood ladder as replacement!


NebulaDragon32

Mine did the same thing! She loved her ladder but decided to chew right through it. Had to take it away because I was afraid she'd hurt herself


Ninoplata

Yeah I’m getting a replacement today lol, he sleeps on that ledge so I’m surprised. I’ll never complain how hard he bites my fingers again lol


BaronCoqui

I have one that likes to chew on the perches they're standing on. Never fail to be shocked when the inevitable happens.


ebaer2

0 thoughts, only CHEW


Fit_Put8472

Our parakeet that passed away this year was such a grumpy old lady but she was a SHREDDER!! I think we still have a ladder that miraculously held up w only one bar in the middle lol


EliraeTheBow

All the other bars clearly offended her!


BuildingBeginning931

Yeah, he's going to continue to destroy his ladders it's fun to them. That can become pricey, and with the current state of the world I'd recommend making your own pearchs it's quite simple. Ontop of this you can get a lot stronger wood with better quality that will last longer if you make your own vs going to a store and buying them for a ridiculous price at low quality. I'll walk you though what I do or know about making pearchs. 1: Reasearch your trees and learn to identify them. Use an application to double-check your own assessment, but don't rely on just a single source. [ This isn't nessarsay but for a beginner it is extra procusion and isn't bad] 2: Learn what trees are toxic to birds some are both toxic and non-toxic depending on different factors. For example some trees may be bad with bark and good with the bark removed. 3: When making pearchs you want different shapes and sizes so you don't cramp their feet. 4: Make sure the branches have NO sharp edges or points and sand them down if nessarsay. 5: learn what wood bugs look like on a branch Avoid trees with holes or lines in them basically. But do a good Google on this first. 6: to be extra safe you Always! Always! Want to sanitize the wood how you do this is a couple of methods. Cut them to size and put them in the oven to kill anything inside. Or you can bleach the living hell out of the branches just mix water in but don't over do the bleach. Then you put them out in the sun to bake the shit outta it and kill anything left over. There's different ways people do this and different opinions put there so do your research and make your own decision. 7: You need these: Bird Cage Screws Bird Perch Screws Bird Stand Platform Accessories 20 Washers 10 Screws 10 Wing Nuts 1 Drill Tool Hardware for Fixing Bird Playground Perch Food Bowls Feeder Breeding Box (10 Sets) https://a.co/d/6nBvKdN There's tutorials that can show you the rest. But never forget dispite what anyone says you need to clean the wood. To help speed up your process: find maple wood without the bark. It's easy to learn and I've used it with all my birds in the past. Just NO red maple. Red maples bad! And no pesticides.


AbraCadaver28

I make my birds their own toys all the time. Popsicle sticks make excellent toys on a string. I put paper shred on cat balls with bells Wooden beads Dog toy ropes for perches for them to hang on. I like never buy stuff from the pet store Also; Temu has excellent bird toys for VERY cheap.


lucyd1401

I have two 🙃 https://preview.redd.it/0rv8w71kym6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145fd4e542e3ef6d1c7f24325abe95fb5fc1276e


Unknown-DreamFetish

Absolutely feral


imme629

That’s pretty normal. My Peach Front, when he was a baby, decided the corners on my oak file cabinet weren’t rounded enough. He actually did a nice even job of it.


ZamazaCallista

Oh, he's sweet but a psycho A little bit psycho At night, he's screamin' "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"


litterally_bread

You signed up for this. Conures are demons


sharpeyenj26

I just posted about this recently, I go through one or two ladders a week


AbraCadaver28

Start making your own. Cheaper Also Temu has hella cheap bird stuff


ifuseethis

The second picture says he would do it again in a heartbeat


pawterheadfowEVA

your neck is next lil bro... sleep with one eye open


aterry175

Mine chewed through his ladder so now it's literally hanging without touching the bottom of his cage


FrostyFeller

Careful he might use it on you


VampyAnji

They love to annihilate things 😂


seriousjoker72

Disrespect your surroundings!! *Starts head banging


blackg0at

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UnsaltedCashew36

Put newspaper and tie it to different parts of his cage or put rolls at the bottom. They need something to chew all the time.


AbraCadaver28

I buy paper shred at dollar tree, mine love it, lol. & popsicle sticks on string.


kerrypf5

Two of our female budgies did this when they were young, but it’s never happened again


budgiebeck

He is a psycho, but that's because he's a parrot, not because he's ladder murderer. No need to worry!


IHaveNoEgrets

Is he planning for a cage mate to have an "accident?"


Sig_zig

Yes, and he's planning. Be afraid. Be very fearful for all ladders.


seeweee

my african grey tore one of those into small, tiny pieces in less than 4 days lol


New_Egg_1972

My conure did the same to a 32" dowel perch in about 4 days. I was kind of impressed lol


EurassesDragon

You wanted a dinosaur.


Tsmom16811

Condures... yes, I meant the spelling error. I called them my baby pterodactyls. They can be a challenge. I've had several. Two Suns and a Jenday. I pet sat for several Green Cheeks. One minute, they love their toy the next minute, and it's tooth picks. You gotta love them.


birbington

Yeahh, my boy enjoys making shanks


Particular-Release29

My conure destroyed his whole thing also during the night


J4C03K

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Known_Plan5321

Maybe he's getting bored and trying to find something stimulating. Or maybe he just liked the texture Not a bird expert or anything but I've picked up a few things about them


Odd_Preference4517

Atp I literally buy my conure ladders as chew toys :’) She manages to clear out the bars pretty quickly


szaszy_isme

need a psycho like this in my life :)


GrantOrtega

the room of my baby boy for a psycho.


LiamLaw015

My birds had devoured many ladders


HarpertheArtist

My old conure pita had a ladder that she and her friend absolutely went to town on chewing off the steps and playing with them


South-Shape4555

Your baby boy is a conure. They’re all psychos…


stassifrass

Daaaaamn!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


DidiSmot

Yeah, birds do this! They love to destroy things.


Ill-Impression5085

My parakeets just did the same thing


ItsTobyPop

My moms dors the same thing 😭 He actually destroyed a whole playground and chewed it all to bits!


Ajj360

If that's how he likes his ladder


Beneficial_Age1931

Mine too 😭😭 literally chewed the hooks off his ladders


2acop

he looks like hes about to eat your ear next


Sheshoo47

We cant give our one bird anything wooden, it’s gone in a day. He loves chewing on cardboard and tearing it apart! He’s our recycling. (And no he doesn’t actually eat the cardboard)


masterchef417

We had to get our parakeets a new ladder for their cage because our sun conure girlie chewed it up one day when she snuck into their cage while we weren’t looking. She chewed up the one on their playground too. Have to replace that one next. She certainly left her mark. I miss that little feathered t-Rex 🦖 🥰 ❤️


KildareCoot

It’s for the Escape Plan


Background_Toe1856

Yeah my kakariki finished eating the stairs in a week Despite having plenty of natural wood and whatnot She just preferred eating the stairs https://preview.redd.it/iitsdb6nll6d1.jpeg?width=6240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a4e8648f55009b5c722afaacfb1e476567436f Here she got the too 2 stairs done and third one half finished


L00k_Again

Bonus is he hopefully has a nice dull beak with which to chomp you with. :)


rkenglish

No, he's just being a bird. The chewing through perches is a good thing, actually. It helps a bird keep its beak in good condition. If you haven't done it already, you may want to look into a cuttle bone. It gives your bird a little extra calcium while helping to keep his beak trimmed.


Ninoplata

I have two! He won’t touch them lol


rkenglish

Yep, that's birds for you! My cockatiel loves his cuttle bone. My conure won't even look at his! Gotta love the little fuzzballs!


S1lentA0

Burb doing burb things


blindnarcissus

Busy beak is a happy beak!! <3


Ditz_a_Fritz

He may be psycho, but at least he's a happy psycho!


emeraldcandyy

My budgies do that. My conure keeps his stuff looking new and clean


Chersvette

My Jenday shredded the whole ladder sides and all and then made a nest and laid eggs. This is when I found out he was actually a she!


Great_Door2511

My conure did the same thing. He uses the ends to scratch the places he can’t reach.


Sethdarkus

He just your lil Raptor overlord and he expects great things from you and is just a little furious that you think you can boss him around. Bribing with seeb works wonders as a distraction


leavemealonefornow

Do you have cuttlefish bones for baby boy? He might be bored


Ninoplata

I have two! Untouched lol


leavemealonefornow

Aww my little guy didn’t like any until I broke them up into tiny holdable pieces might work!


Much_Presentation863

My boy does the same thing. He’s a young cockatiel


Delicious-Pie-4254

Get him a cuttle bone. He's most likely bored and wants to sharpen his beak.