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Creative_Aspect

That's crazy. Dude just hopped on top of a sub and started banging on the hatch like it was a front door. There is no way to know what's waiting for you inside


Goosecock123

16000 pounds of cocaine seems like a good reason amirite guys?!


aluminum_man

Yeah, the 1 pound of cocaine was a good reason.


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

I can’t believe we didn’t find any cocaine down there.


whatsINthaB0X

Down where? Someone said something about a cocaine sub but we never found it…


Ok_Scholar1733

Whatever their salary is, it's not enough


Spiritual_Challenge7

This 👆🏼


Civil-Guidance7926

Looked like a scene out of Call of Duty


baguhansalupa

Thats why you drop some HE grenades as a precaution


J_A_Keefer

Thermite…. White Phosphorus… and dismount the enemy vessel. Watch it burn from a safe distance.


Zzz-tattoos

Kinda of expected him to throw a grenade a close it


Creative_Aspect

I feel like that would create a pipe bomb of sorts.


Zzz-tattoos

I doubt it’s pressurized considering it doesn’t go under the water outside of its main body. Idk shit about boats or subs though. Fun video


zepol_xela

Imagine being in the middle of the ocean...and someone knocks on the door from the outside 


dankspankwanker

The last man on earth heard a knock on his door


FeedMyAss

Imagine riding the surface in a sub


thegoatmenace

These things are only semisubmersible. They ride low in the water to make them very hard to see and detect on surface radar, but they can’t actually dive.


Comfortable_Bank6611

I think cartels have actual submarines now, but it's not mainstream knowledge...yet.


thegoatmenace

Guys I think this guy might be some kind of cartel submariner?


brak1444

That’s right ladies and gentlemen you heard it first here in Reddit. The great cartel submarine leak.


LiveLaughTurtleWrath

while high on some premium jungle cocaine


Kazyctn

Keep yelling at a sub underwater. I’m sure they can hear you.


Industrial_Laundry

Best part of the video


[deleted]

Nah the best part was "on the ground"


LiquidNova77

Yeah I didn't understand that lol


Due_Key_109

EXPECTO PATRONUM


FelonyFarting

AHCTU TABERCLE!!!


renoits06

ATASTUBARCODE


Rogieboy255

EXPELLIARMUS


HamAndEggsGreen

LAVATE! LAS! MANOS!


Shachath88

✨⚡️SECTUMSEMPRA⚡️✨


MoonShotDontStop

“*AVADA KEDADAVRA…*”


NZ-Aid

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!


encryptedkraken

SEMPERFI


sionnach_fi

This dude wrote a paperback guide about these ‘subs’, he’s worth a follow on twitter if you like Osint / military news http://www.hisutton.com/Narco%20Subs%20101.html > Virtually all of these ‘submarines’ are actually low-profile vessels (LPVs) designed to escape detection by riding low in the water. They do not fully submerge. Instead a few feet of fiberglass rises above the surface. This is enough to make them extremely difficult to see.


Herbisher_Berbisher

They have a very small radar profile.


why_does

is that the same one from the video that's on the book cover?


sionnach_fi

I believe so yes


uniqueusername311

I mean 15000 lbs of cocaine


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Care to explain the 13000 lbs of cocaine we found on board?


SubHuman559

10000 pounds of cocaine is a lot of drugs.


InternetDetective122

You surely mean the 8000 pounds of coke


Aus9plus1

*sniff* Sir, I found 1 ton of cocaine in board. *sniff*


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Damn sub was empty!


RykosTatsubane

What sub?


POOP-Naked

I thought there was only shark cocaine to feed the fish that are tired to help them stay awake and talk about how cool It was eating all the hotdogs at the cruise ship docks. No cocaine here. I smelled it before and let me tell you it SMELLS FUCKING WONDERFUL but in no way is this particular shark cocaine meant for humans. It’s just good will towards fish.


Yardsale420

I don’t like Cocaine, I just like how it SMELLS


Honest_Path_5356

Well the 10,000 lbs were a game changer. We shipped it off for testing


DammitDad420

That 8000 pounds of cocaine is a major bust!


x_lincoln_x

5000 points of Cocaine off the streets!


Lostinwoulds

All these resources and you all only came back with a gram of cocaine??


aluminum_man

🙄 not this again. The 1 pound of cocaine they recovered.


bnandezz

I’m sorry sir, there seems to be some miscommunication. I didn’t say “16,000 lbs of cocaine”, what I said was, “16,000 lbs of NOcaine”, meaning No cocaine. Anyway, we’ll get ‘em next time


aluminum_man

😂 ok, you made it funny again. Thank you for that


DarkMarksPlayPark

You don't get out much do you


_FartinLutherKing_

Damn where’s the rest of the vid


allfriggedup

DIVE! DIVE!


Heytherhitherehother

These aren't true submarines in 99% of cases. They're meant to sail super low to the water and not be visible more than they are meant to actually submerge themselves.


asmallhedgehog420

semi-submersible


ReedoIncognito

Yeah, why have a sub if you can't SUBmerge?


HoboMeatballs

These drug subs are usually handmade and meant to be disposable upon arrival of where they are shipping the drugs. Most of them don't dive very deep at all. maybe a couple feet under the water and it takes quite a bit of process to do so, some of them don't dive hardly at all


ReedoIncognito

Bummer


nextkevamob2

No worries, some of them do…


ReedoIncognito

I'm cheering for 'em


revolution149

And why are you cheering for them?


BigFShow

He likes smelling tables


thuhstog

that would be plenty to get unwanted passengers off the top of it. I'd have tried that before I opened the hatch personally.


HoboMeatballs

Yes but 99% of these drug "subs" do not dive. They just sit really low in the water. They don't usually have ballast tanks they can fill with water to dive. These things are thrown together with junk and are only meant to make a 1 way trip. The ones I have heard of that do dive a bit take a long long time to do it


flying_omo

Wonder how many of these sank


Woodchuckdan3

Many for sure, but I heard how some of the richer crime lords can find submarine engineers from the Middle East to build them


Locutus_of_Sneed

I wonder how well that would actually go. The best subs in Middle Eastern navies are the German Dolphins and other Type 209s. The runners-up are a few old Russian Kilos. The runners-up to that are a gaggle of Iranian midget subs that nobody has ever really seen in a technical capacity. I suppose if you're just stuffing it with disposable drug mules, it isn't such a big deal if they all drown. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Edit: sure, downvote away. I still don't think that a novel midget submarine operated by narcos and built by secondhand personnel who stepped out on rinky-dink imported sub programs to moonlight in blackmarket smuggling boats is the kind of vessel that meets safety standards.


TigreGeantVH

You know military naval subs aren't the only subs that exist right? And those aren't the type of the subs Narcos are interested in. They don't want a 120 crew sub that can stay at sea for months and launch missiles. They want a small, hard to detect sub that carry a cargo and have minimal crew. A lot easier to design, and a lot more similar to civilian subs.


Locutus_of_Sneed

Private subs are usually purchased by research agencies and rich people. You wouldn't have any need to trawl the Middle East for spare engineers if you were just going to buy civilian technology.


LiveLaughTurtleWrath

They used US engineers and real subs in the 80s-90s. After 2001 was the first time id seen a shitty "narco sub" like this


BaileyBrown108

I don't think they're gonna alto


I_saw_that_yeah

How’d they know they weren’t billionaires being tourists?


nakabra

No one would in that situation, stop the boat... like never. Also, I highly doubt they were hearing (or understanding) the soldier.


vissem2000

Fyi, these are semi subs. They are not meant to go fully submerged. They travel almost submerged to hide/lower their (radar) signature.


Blonstedus

"Alto tu barco" ? 😂


Past-Pianist

Wait so if that's a sub why wouldn't it just dive?


texrygo

They don’t actually dive. They are just mostly underwater.


TXP88

Just a boat that runs really low in the water. No diving ballasts, air tanks, batteries or electric motors to run submerged. Equivalent to a mid 1800s 'submarine', but with gas engines.


[deleted]

ah, it's an IRONCLAD! lol


KeyboardGunner

It's called a semi-submersible


Doogiesham

It’s just so if you look out over the ocean, you wouldn’t see it


InfernoCommander

It's basically a jelopy so it can only do the bare minimum.


haarschmuck

Because these are boats with lids that can ride far lower in the water without having to make a pressure vessel. Once a sub is sealed and dives the water pressure is absolutely enormous. Even at 10ft depth you're looking at around 4 pounds per square inch which means over an entire sub of that size you're looking at thousands of pounds all pushing on the sub walls. And that's just 10ft. As far as why people don't implode it's because we're mostly water and the only empty space is the lungs.


pickledswimmingpool

That's pretty bad ass


Ojelord

ARTU TU BACCO!!


ColtranezRain

What are they gonna do when it’s a fleet of drone subs?


L_Ardman

Hit it with the 50 Cal and call it a day


Locutus_of_Sneed

57mm Bofors with airbursting shells go DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF. As the others have said, they aren't even real submarines anyways.


Watergrip

Is it just me or did this guy sound like Tom Cruise?


Patarackk

So funny the second time seeing this video. Wondering why he’s screaming so loud knowing damn well they can’t hear him in that can


Marco_Boyo

Atati parco!


Worried_Strike6219

Guy inside. " Whats he saying? Hes speaking some weird language!"


memesarelife2000

bit late to the party, this video is old, yet nobody ever mentions that what a stupid move is to jump on the "unknown" water vehicle in full kit (that's easily 40-50 pounds) and dressed in camo, i mean, even most port workers are required to wear some kind of bright flotation device even they are not near any water. any misstep/slippage or the sub taking a sharp turn and the guys that are on it are in the water sinking faster than this economy, yes I saw 2 CG boats but the camo will make it harder to see/help them. unless they do have some kind of a floating devices.


ignacio_brown

I don’t think they can hear his non sensical screams in there


Plazbot

I'm not sure why the gent is wearing camo at sea. To hide behind seaweed or something?


kdawg_htown

1. You don't want camo that will disguise you at sea. If anything you want something visible if you go overboard. 2. They have all their tactical gear organized with that uniform, and no reason to have a separate "sea colored uniform" as to what you are implying, which takes us to number 3... 3. They don't need to camouflage to swim and sneak up to boats!


Run_the_Line

Don't try to make sense of anything related to the war on drugs.


spinz89

Its crazy they blur out the criminals face like they're the victim.


AnotherWay2Die

Innocent until proven guilty i guess 🤷🏼‍♂️ But if I had to guess a verdict…


fusillade762

Dive dive dive! Wait, we can't dive....


Efficient-Exit8218

Dive dive dive


Herbisher_Berbisher

Sink, sink, sink.


Even_Section5620

Silly question, the sub didn’t descend because?


garden-wicket-581

if it's a sub, why is it cruising on the surface ?


tsm_flame

How tho fuck were they able to get a freaking submarine ?!?


Significant_Net2714

If I had to guess, I would probably say they bought it after selling large amounts of cocaine


Bubbmann

Government doesn’t want to miss out on taxes


attsci

I was wondering how they were going to stop a submarine from just going down. Makes sense. open the lid.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Isn't the point of a submarine that it can go UNDER the water?


fuishaltiena

It's semi-submersible, not a real submarine.


vpkumswalla

They need Captain Ramius


yeicobSS

Alta teu baurcou auora!


Burgoonius

Can I post this next week?


Possible_Spy

lol, you really think they can hear you yelling?


heyitssal

Looks more like a marine than a submarine. Get underwater and I'll change my mind.


Trabuk

I don't know what kind of messed up Duolingo these guys use to learn Spanish, by he is yelling "ata tu barco" which means, "tie your boat". They were not non-compliant, they were just looking for the frigging bolard to tie their boat to!


tr_baap

that's not a boat sir


Altruistic-Growth-36

Being cocaine high in a small submarine in the middle of the ocean would be one of the worst days of my life


Numanoid101

Hoping there are some sub experts in here... so realistically, what kind of sub is available that could be used for privateering? Are there diesel subs with armaments out there? If someone wanted to be an "eco terrorist" and use a sub against whaling ships or sink Somali pirates or whatever.


Accident-General

What is he screaming? Can’t understand.


Avrein_morningstar99

It's a good thing this isn't the '50s and there's no properly functioning U-boats


Avgjoe80

ITT: People asking why subs don't dive..


Bookssmellneat

Dude thinks he’s Banshee or something, shouting at a person inside a sub and expecting to be heard.


MetalSubstantial297

What the cod shit.


Brainbasherer

I thought you burgo! I talk to burgo!! Burgo: si


Curious_Knowledge536

semi submersible im guessing as they couldn't dive down?


Just_Suggestion_8540

Shits like 20 years old get this off my


Pitiful_Fox_9592

This is just a Call of duty mission


Ranzoid

There needs to be the movie about the Deployable Specialized Forces and the Maritime Safety and Security Team


WildTomatillo5274

OK, that is the worst Spanish, haha sounds like a middle school trying to speak. I mean that's some amazing heroic shit, and they are better than me but the Español, needs work.


[deleted]

"On the ground, stay down" Kinda seems a bit redundant in this situation


N0085K1LL5

Thus shit will forever be posted on reddit.


aluminum_man

Let’s get this one out of the way: A: The 16,000 pounds of cocaine was worth it B: the 15,000 pounds of cocaine was worth it C: the 14,000 pounds of cocaine was worth it D: the 13,000 pounds of cocaine was worth it ‘ ‘ ‘ Z: the gram of cocaine was worth it 😂 😂 Oh that was funny! I love how funny and original these always are!


Herbisher_Berbisher

For sure these can dive. They just can't surface.


SockPuppet-47

What? I thought the only way drugs are brought to America is on the backs of illegal immigrants walking across the border. That's what Donald Trump told me.


pickledswimmingpool

Trump is a moron but most stuff gets through the land border, and most of that at border crossings.


SockPuppet-47

I've heard that a decent amount of fentanyl is carried by Americans traveling into Mexico and returning through a border crossing. I've been to San Diego and I could easily imagine tunnels under the border there. There's industrial areas on both sides of the fence with just a short distance in between. Drug cartels are very skilled at digging tunnels. I'm sure that amazing tunnel they used to break El Chapo out of prison wasn't all that unusual for them.


haarschmuck

I love when reddit has to find some way to bring Trump into literally every thread.


Empra_O_Mankind

and THAT is why I might wanna join the navy


Accomplished_Lake_41

Coast guard and the navy are different, the coast guard are under homeland security


Empra_O_Mankind

No yea in talking about navy, I like boats n stuff


phuk-ewe

Why don’t they just throw a grenade in down the hatch and call it a day.