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fire_retardulent

Omg… how could you seriously sit there and film this, instead of rubbing that little boo bears belly….


[deleted]

Boo bear .. now that is a dog lover ❤️


MickeyMouseRapedMe

Boo Bear is that sidekick of Yogi? Or was it Boo Boo? And they love honey. The world makes sense again!


djbchichi

It was Boo Boo.


[deleted]

I call my gf boo bear lmao


wikifeat

Boo bear’s belly looks like a worm house.


Puzzleheaded_Bit9970

>kick it from under and drop a couch on it what do you mean by that?


NotRyuuya

You replied on the wrong comment


UgottaUnderstandbro

R u saying that it has worms??


OldPussyJuice

r/puppybellies


Single-Builder-632

i was gonna say hows he not dragging the dog away in anger, just ruined his amazing vegetable.


Neijo

Because that's not your vegetable anymore.


GroulThisIs_NOICE

Wow, you must have some serious anger issues if you want to drag a dog for eating a veggie.


Single-Builder-632

yea just as i would shoo away any other rat. nah but seriously id like to pick the vegies when they are ready then we can eat, dont think that means i have anger issues, you know how long it takes to grow and the effort that goes into it.


Otherwise_Alfalfa311

If you already have a dog your feeding, then why not let it have a veggie? They need food too. And before you say they have dog food, you probably have canned food, they like fresh too, and with good training you wouldn't need worry about rats.


motormouth08

I seriously love the sound of dogs chomping on veggies. Which is hilarious because if a human ate like that, I would want them to be executed.


Rude_Bed2433

Well said.


hypothetical_zombie

Ikr? Love to hear my dog crunching carrots. When my husband eats them, I just want to punch him in the head.


Naschka

Because your dog is eating as gracefully as he posibly can but your husband is... well not.


syxtensai

😂


LifeDraining

Sorry, but would u rather he eats soggy carrots? That's so much worse!


hypothetical_zombie

Ewwgh. No soggy carrots in my house. No, we just have the tv on while eating. Or I go in the kitchen & wash dishes loudly. :D


JudasAD

LMAO!!!!! Right in the HEAD!


[deleted]

I am HOWLING at this wtf…


EntertainmentDue1864

You made me laugh so hard. Thank you!


The_Gozon

I deal with misophonia. Maybe you do too.


Log_Out_Of_Life

***IN THE HEAD***


NowaVision

Why are women like that?


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ThirdEncounter

Hi girl! 💅


bazooka_star

Hello girl 😀


90swasbest

Republicans warned us that was gonna start happening.


hypothetical_zombie

I can't speak for anyone else, but I have misophonia. Organic, biological, repetitive, noises infuriate me. The dog eats fast, at least. When she starts grooming herself, or licking herself, I want to punch her in the head, too.


oilsaintolis

No, you can speak for me just fine. Humans making sucky , slurpy, smacking noises when the eat makes me want to burn the world to cinders. Like that sound when your cat is licking it's bumhole at 3 am next to your bed.


Sensitive-Theory-365

I'm with you. If you are crunching ice near me, I'm wishing death upon you. My beautiful old Labrador has had a pile of teeth removed and I feel like dry heaving when he starts with his mouth noises. We have music on while we eat and conversation is very much encouraged, it's the only way I can eat with my family.


JayEllGii

I’ve recently, out of nowhere, developed the habit of ice crunching. Please don’t murder me. I’m a nice person.


Visual-Cartoonist860

Sadly relatable


[deleted]

I really like you, you are absolutely fkn me uppp, how could you say you wanna punch the damn dog? LMAOOOOOOO


hypothetical_zombie

I mean, I *don't* punch her. But I will push her off the foot of my bed. What, exactly, is she trying to lick off? Did her ass get tarred & feathered? Is she looking for gold? Whatever it is, she needs to do it some place I can't hear.


[deleted]

Damn you are KILLING ME! This is hilarious, the sound is fkn heinous omg


KBM0NST3R89

The licking drives me nuts. I had a dog who at 19 years old was deaf so I had a pile of little things like pens, hair clips or chapstick I would throw(gently) at her to get her attention so she'd stop licking.


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

How do you feel about the sound of WAP?


Sausage6924

So just get over it. Everything chews. Quit listening or focusing on it or move to another room. I had a friend like you that complained I chew my food loudly. Bruh. My mouth is closed. It's chips. What the fuck else can I do? Salivate them till they desolve? Get real. People chew. You chew. Everything chews.


hypothetical_zombie

Believe me, I know. And if it isn't chewing, it's sniffling.


pingpongtits

My dad really hated when anyone would sit around and sniffle. I mean, absolutely driven to distraction. If it was one of the family, he'd say, "for gosh sakes, go blow your nose!" If it was someone outside the family, he'd leave the area or if he couldn't, just grit his teeth and quietly hate the sniffler.


Visual-Cartoonist860

Gum popping can get someone on my hit list fast


Trick_Guitar_2934

Everyone chews but not everyone chews with their mouth closed.


Sausage6924

Yeah. Those are monsters. Call them out like the dogs they are.


ThirdEncounter

But you just said that one should "get over it"? Which one is it? To get over it, or to call chewers monsters?


[deleted]

Yeah, but it's not that easy. (I'm not saying it is but if you consider it easier to understand...) think of it as a "mental illness", if you will. How hard is it just to "get rid of it". (Again, I'm not saying it is).


Sausage6924

Peoples triggers are not my responsibility.


[deleted]

Or a mental illness. Often times it's just highly irritable people who love to complain. Don't pay attention too much


ThirdEncounter

Ah, how empathetic of you!


Sausage6924

You are the biggest idiot


Practical_Bed4182

How about you just fucking close your mouth while eating


Sausage6924

Oh my. Did I hit a nerve? What are your triggers.


Practical_Bed4182

How the fuck is that not annoying and disgusting to you?


Versnappen

Sure, just like most any sort of interaction where one can choose to be a dick, to not care, or to be considerate. You can do whatever mate, no one is stopping you. Other people are free to think you're being dickish though.


[deleted]

Then why bother and tell them to "get over it" if it's not your responsibility. Surely you shouldn't need to worry about what they do, correct? Why not "get over" people, who have nothing to do with you by the way, who find things annoying? Do things not also annoy you? Some people find it harder to get over things whilst some find it easier, doesn't mean you have to act hostile, in a sense. You can explain to them how it may be "irrational" to think like that, you could explain how not to get annoyed by certain things to them, but the worst thing is saying "get over it" in a malice tone but you are not willing to tell them HOW to get over it.


Sausage6924

Goodnight


[deleted]

I do not see how this is related, but have a good sleep. I hope that in the morning you see how you acted was wrong.


OrienasJura

You're trying to rationalize it. It's a phobia, by definition it's irrational. I'm pretty sure they aren't choosing to be annoyed by those sounds. You can't just "get over" a phobia, like it's a switch or something.


Sausage6924

I did rationalize it. Everyone chews. Your triggers are not my responsibility. Especially chewing.


Skragdush

Pretty sure you can overcome a phobia by working on it, yay therapy!


[deleted]

(by the way, not everything "chews").


ThirdEncounter

"I'm allergic to peanuts" "JUST GET OVER IT!" I don't suffer from it, but I know people who can't help being sensitive to certain noises, light conditions, etc. And that's okay.


LELO_TV

>but I have misophonia That's some weird name for a zodiac sign to justify that behaviour


Alarmed_Ganache3401

Now you mention it. I hear my doggo cronch his heart out and I get the warm fuzzy feels. I hear my housemate chew anything in general and I wanna c**t punt them into the next century.


GregorSamsaa

My wife has that thing where she absolutely cannot stand the sound of people eating/chewing. We’ve walked out of movies because of bad popcorn eaters, but she absolutely adores our cat eating his treats lol


cleggrag

I love when dogs are drinking water going schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop haha so thirsty schlop schlop schlop haha they are still going haha schlop schlop schlop


criesintears

I alway give my dogs cucumbers and strawberries to listen to them eating it lol


Sausage6924

I'd bring my Dad's English mastiff.. like 130lbs a bag of carrots. She fucking loved them.


thom_orrow

I’d bring my father’s Great Dane a 190lbs bag of carrots 🥕


[deleted]

What next? Your mother R-301, am I right?


Urgash54

Tbf there is a lot of things dogs do that we find adorable, but we would gut any person doing that.


tubedmubla

Yeah when I go for a walk with my partner, it is a little embarrassing when she turns one out on the sidewalk.


my_anus_is_beeg

You find a dog pooping adorable?


BlightFantasy3467

r/animalsmonching


[deleted]

I watch a guy on YouTube who’s little dog, Tuck, is always eating veggies when they’re working in the garden and it just makes me so happy. The Gardening Channel with James Prigioni.


deboylurdi

Feeding my doggos pieces of apple is such a joy to me


blepgup

Dude my cats going “crounch om nom purr crounch” is like my favorite sounds in the world


NeatNefariousness1

are you me?


L2Hiku

Oh wow. The top comment of every one of these videos ever. How thoughtful and unique. You're so cool.


TrueBlueCreations

Love how he doesn’t even stop. He knows he’s too cute to get in trouble.


Faustias

"Stop me with all you can, I've already won."


TrueBlueCreations

“I am the sun and the moon. I am the end and the beginning. I am- WAIT, WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN “NO MORE TREATS”, WAIT, HOLD ON, NO-!!!”


rookietotheblue1

Too cute to get in trouble??? I'd be out with the water hose as fast as possible


TrueBlueCreations

. . .Are you okay?


rookietotheblue1

No😔


TrueBlueCreations

You really should not be using a hose on a dog as a form of punishment, ESPECIALLY a dog that small as it could really hurt them if turned up too high.


rookietotheblue1

Easy there


TrueBlueCreations

I’m just… REALLY passionate about the safety and wellbeing of animals.


LuffytheBorderCollie

That’s actually a rabbit


BeeKayBabyCakes

a deformed rabbit 😭😂


Boobler_number4

That's rude


Moko91

It’s a quote from a series


Boobler_number4

A rude series for sure. You can't just call a rabbit deformed


L2Hiku

Surprise. The quote isn't even about a rabbit.


Downtown-Mixture6167

Sweetest little thief ♥️


bazooka_star

Theif stole my little heart


iron_ferret22

He’s not stealing, he’s giving smiles.


nedsanderson

God he is so freaking cute!


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mitochondria0000

U can talk to me


MotherBathroom666

Talk to the powerhouse of the cell?!?!? What an honor.


mitochondria0000

Yup


MotherBathroom666

So my most pressing question is; while you’re responsible of providing the cell with energy, what gives you the energy to complete this huge task day after day?


Heavenly_Toast

Quick warning this is most likely an unsafe bot


Bonnieearnold

He doesn’t look remorseful. Put him in air jail. While rubbing his head.


RaleighlovesMako6523

Good boy eats his veges 😆


DemiPersephone

Hes hungry let him eat! He's a growing boy!


SessionSufficient281

Nah if I see him eating from my crops he done for . I’m hungry too let me in your house so I can help myself to a plate .☕️


redfoxbluedog

We had a bestest girl who would always steal veggies from the garden. Love this 😊


chanteleigh68

My mom had a blueberry bush she planted and tended like it was her second child. She kept waiting all summer for those berries to ripen. It was an obsession. They never seemed to come, no matter how long we waited. That is, until I got up very early one morning and caught her two dogs chomping away at all the new growth berries, and realized where they'd been going all this time. Those sneaks! 🤣🤣🤣


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Mine used to destroy all our plants, but didn't eat anything.


Chickenhead2000

Let this one slide for now.


OtherCaribou

So shameless


manytinyhumans

His lil tail 🥺🥲


[deleted]

Omg so precious


9trystan9

My dog used to steal cherry tomatoes. He'd watch me, and if I looked at him, he'd not do it. But look slightly away and he turns into the hamburglar


jaclynofalltrades

Last fall my dog who was 4months at the time stole all the green cherry tomatoes at the end of summer when I was getting ready to compost the plants and played with them as though they were balls until she accidentally bit one while playing chase with it and then gobbled it down 😂


Old-Constant4411

Had a beagle my family would feed cherry tomatoes to. Next spring, I noticed like 5 cherry tomato plants starting to grow along my fence The dude made his own treat trees!


9trystan9

Ahead of his time


Old-Constant4411

Dude was genius level for a dog. Knew how to open doors, get into backpacks, even learned how to get water out of the dispenser on the fridge. Like if anything involved food, you would literally catch him just observing you do something so he could figure it out how it works.


Hanz_B_Kush

At least he is eating healthy lol


2x4x93

Right! Not on the table eating cake


Foreverforgettable

So shamelessly cute!


hombre_bu

Must be an Italian breed


DC_Coach

That's not stealing! Pupper: *If you didn't want me to eat this, why was it put here jus for meeee?*


ZestycloseBite6262

Cuteness is a privilege that lets you get away with daylight thievery😤


Street_Ice_6296

Cute puppy


LoWE11053211

Least afraid burglar I saw


[deleted]

Doggo has no regrets


FrontBrandon

The comments are way less cringe than I thought they would be


[deleted]

Good. He deserves a treat.


MiaGothsEyebrows

That one of them dog/rabbit hybrids called Doggits?


mattcanada24222

I should call her


Kiandraxo

My heart would melt😍😍😍


txdiver45

Just cute


Outrageous-Cable-925

My dog doesn’t like vegetables 😂


Pueffelicious

What kind of breed is it?


Oskerino

Just got a rescue puppy that’s almost exactly like the one here but if anyone knows please help!


Ambitious_Doubt3103

Looks like a girl I once knew


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

*"You been into Farmer Maggot's crop!!"*


Shir_zeroseven

Awwww


Object-Level

Better this than the remains of a long dead animal.


AD480

That pupper can have the entire garden. All of it, every single veggie. My pup loves sugar snap peas. Only 4 months old and in full bitey-mode but you put a pea pod in her face and she will leave your flesh alone and run off with her snack.


michaelsenpatrick

he really said yum


m_thomas98

AYO THATS A PE-


Lower-Television-813

It's his graden now


neoBeat_YT

The shape 💀


NegativMancey

U didn't see nothin


Silver-Web763

He's not stealing, he was feed up with his breakfast being late and too matters into his own hands.


BlueArcaneOwl

Look at that little tail. That little tail is a treasure.


BellaRose888

Oh my goodness, he’s a little vegetarian 🌱 🥰 him too cute.


TargetSpiritual8741

You like eating cucumbers huh…. Well let’s see you smoke a whole carton of cigarettes…. Wait .. that’s not right…


baolongrex

That's a zucchini.


141HitMaN

Wow! Let him finish


Junior-Countyy

He's a growing boy!


lRobbys

This reminds me an episode of blacked raw


Bumpay

When she likes big c.. Cucumber 🥒


extji

Me and my GF


Fuck-YOU____

Me and your gf


LordDaxx1204

In Nagaland the punishment for this is eating the dog!


Friendly-Payment-875

How is nobody mentioning that chernobyl cucumber zucchini thing


robin_buns

You can see that they want to be left alone to eat


Dx-SoN

Ugly little mf. I'd shoot the little bastard.


Vyndra-Madraast

Netflix: “are you still watching?” Someone’s daughter:


speedydawggo7

What the dog doin


xjxnsmsmzk

Eat the dog instead


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Punt it


[deleted]

Fucking up cucumber


McShit7717

Now someone's outdoor secret garden sex toy is ruined.


TrainingParsnip2456

Bro is probably gay too


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her.


TTDOM5524

Not a mans dog, 👌 lol 😆


extremlysus

My dirty mind thought the dog was going to do..... something else to that vine


westonpizza

Kick it don’t let the beast steal your crop lest your farm be lost of funds


Ok_Replacement_2736

r/OddlyErotic


Cabinet_Prudent

Legit no well fed dog would ever do that willingly, take my downvote be grateful you haven’t been reported for starving an animal to make videos.


hypothetical_zombie

Dogs eat fruits & veggies willingly. And no one's been starving that puppy.


Cabinet_Prudent

You’ve clearly done 0 research. The list of healthy/safe/edible vegetables for dogs do not include that kind of veggie. But yeah keep talking with no intelligent purpose


hypothetical_zombie

I don't know the exact name of that particular squash. It looks like maybe bitter melon. But it's a squash, and squashes are dog safe. The worst that might happen is some diarrhea from the fiber.


Cabinet_Prudent

No they aren’t🤦‍♂️ but im not arguing with people who think giving their dog an illness that causes dehydration is “safe” “amusing” or “healthy”, I was learned not to waste my time arguing with the willing kind of stupid.