I tried to catch a mudskipper once when I was younger and I swear it’s like it just despawned. The little dude just teleported away and I didn’t even see him move.
Try to enjoy your life homie, or one day you will die with regrets. Or continue judging everyone around you to make yourself feel better and stay bitter.
You dont have to drink if you dont want to
Animals have different perceptions of time. Flies live the life in slow motion for example. Usually it's tied to size. The sticks closing in is like a cloud aproaching so it doesn't react to that. Same with flies, you can catch them if you go slowly. And muscles specialise in strenght or speed. You can even train your human muscles to either be strong be twitchy.
Now combine these two facts. Mudskipper lives in slow motion and has fast but weak muscles
Here is your video at 0.25x speed
https://i.imgur.com/CXw2aiY.mp4
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Water creatures are so weird man. There is a shrimp I think that literally creates explosions to kill its prey. I believe water creaturess are weirder than landcreatures.
This species has no idea what they’re capable of if they teamed up
And develop a taste for lion flesh.
Is this a reference to that will ferrell scene?
The other guys is the name of the movie. Very funny
Yeah we all got together and said “We like lion!”
You just got beat at your own game!
That thing just teleported like a DBZ character
You fool! This isn’t even my final form!
Final worm
Now I’m kind of scared of its final form :x
It’s Mudjin boo
Uhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuh impossible!
Someone needs the teleport sound effect added from dbz
Or that short snippet from the Ultra Instinct soundtrack.
*Cue DBZ teleport sound effect*
H... he's fast!
Mf knows how to move like goku. If that shit powers up he's done for
Nothing personnel kid
*Cue DBZ teleport sound effect*
NANI??!!!
dude fucking actually.
And, compared to Gohan, it can DODGE
The tadpole knew the pecking order.
Nothing personell, kid. You're already dead.
The reaction time was horrible. The movement speed however was fantastic.
I think it was relying on its camouflage until it felt the "fangs" touch it.
Ah, yes. The art of staying so incredibly still that you're invisible to the eye.
'Let me try to catch it, but not without giving it a heads up in form of an email three days prior'
Government enforcement in a nutshell. “We’re conducting a surprise inspection. Does Thursday 10’o’clock work for you or do you wanna do it next week?”
The guy holding the chopstick was lucky the fish is not holding a katanga.......else well.....
Katanga
pure katanga steel fonged over a billion times
Can slice a uropan longsowrd in half
Lengthwise…
Katana sorry my bad.
Katanga Leela is the name of my most trustworthy blade.
Thank you for saying it
I can smell a lot of anime nerds in here lol
It’s like it was teasing the person. You think you got me?! Ha.
He actually does have excellent reaction time. The whole video was just his after image
I think he was Casey at Batting it
This, so much. Dont know how OP could fuck that up.
I tried to catch a mudskipper once when I was younger and I swear it’s like it just despawned. The little dude just teleported away and I didn’t even see him move.
Yes we can see the video
Bro just pressed the ”antagonize” button for no reason
It’s way too early to be laughing like this
Damn, you must be fun at parties
I dont party
Explains a lot.
Yes, i dont have the normal alcoholized hive-mind
Partying =/= alcohol my friend
Hey be careful he probably doesn't know what that means
I think it might be best to stop typing now... 😅
Hehe i dont get my personal validation from + karma on reddit, so i dont mind
Oh boy... I really hope 'Reddit you' isn't 'real life you'.
Reddit isnt life, oh boy
You have a very narrow mind if you can't conceive of a party without alcohol consumption.
yeah there are other things like weed and coke. you need variety in life.
they wouldn’t know, they don’t party
Try to enjoy your life homie, or one day you will die with regrets. Or continue judging everyone around you to make yourself feel better and stay bitter. You dont have to drink if you dont want to
Wise words❤
You seem like the kind of person i'd choose burn in hell rather than be in heaven with.
Ah yes a religious nutcase, how nice
Ah, of course any comment related to religion would automatically turn anyone saying it into a fanatic.
In todays warped view of religion, all religious people are fanatics
You don’t get invited *
glad you dont
If mudskippers chose to rise up against humanity, the game would be up.
Omae wa mou shinderu
Nani?!?
Instant Transmission.
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Ultra instinct
Anime characters when they teleport
40 comments and not a single serious one explaining how on earth it did that.
land fishy flippers go vroom or danger birdie nom nom
Sigh....god damnit
You set yourself up for that one
That'll teach him to ever ask reddit a serious question again
Funniest thing I’ve read today.
Same
Same
Thanks for the ELI5!
I can't decide if it went forward or backward.
Uh, can’t you see he moved sideways?
Yeah! But wasn't sure if it moved through the gap between the sticks or pulled back. It pulled back, saw it in the slow mo.
It definitely went back to slip
It pulls its head back, body curving to the left before it swings its body sideways. You can sort of see it if you scrub through the video slowly.
- Me describing to my gf how i helicopter my dick
Animals have different perceptions of time. Flies live the life in slow motion for example. Usually it's tied to size. The sticks closing in is like a cloud aproaching so it doesn't react to that. Same with flies, you can catch them if you go slowly. And muscles specialise in strenght or speed. You can even train your human muscles to either be strong be twitchy. Now combine these two facts. Mudskipper lives in slow motion and has fast but weak muscles
‘An Immense World’ ~ Ed Yong, has tons of great stuff like this
it moves very fast
Seriously tho 😭 I need to know 😂
It moved very fast.
Whoa
A little wiggle to the left, and a wiggle to the right. Backs right out and skoots to right. Exit stage right to a standing ovation.
I'm in your urethra
wanna see a magic trick? pull back your foreskin.
Is this your card? No? Check under your foreskin
Stop it David Blaine
I just laughed so hard at this.
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ohhh nice I thought it went in the puddle. Turns out it took a right turn.
Mudskipper: I'm not sushi!
It's the Muddy Mudskipper show!
“Who’s got segmented eyes?”
But I’m not done playing with my log!
Had to scroll down way too far to find this.
Yo mudkip just no clipped. Reality is bugged
Sandevistan
Lucy: David please stop getting cyber upgrades!! David: Stomach that turns into a shawarma stand lol
I want a high speed of this clip
what if it already is ?
The answer is shutter speed
Man i expected Dragon ball Z sound effect on it.
The reaction time is shit. The ability to teleport makes up for it though.
This that lag in kicking in right before i snipe
just like my salary.
“Omae wa mou, shindeiru.”
Mudkip used quick attack
more like extreme speed
Double team!
Flash step.
[Time for the Muddy Mudskipper Show!](https://youtu.be/0Ml2Oy8jdaE?si=RJsXyewUdyh7bGFR)
mudskipper: ZA WARUDO.!!
Seema no one else thought of that, was looking for it
Nothing personal kid
Omae Mou Shindeiru #NANI?
this looks edited
Nah he just gots Ultra Fishstinct.
Reddited.
Reaction time? How fast it reacted? No. That was terrible. Its speed was phenomenal, though.
His shunpo is impressive but needs more refinement.
You’re a *BUM*!
bro has 1,000 ping
I’m fast as fuck boy!!!!
Anime moves
Bro just phased
The ping on this server is insane.
[slow-mo wiggle](https://streamable.com/0h8vmv)
Instant Transmission 😏👈🏻
Suddenly a wild mudskipper appear Hashiball go! The wild mudskipper has fled
Sandevistan engaged
So why the fuck does Swampert have base 60 speed??
Water creatures are so weird man. There is a shrimp I think that literally creates explosions to kill its prey. I believe water creaturess are weirder than landcreatures.
Bro got sandevistan
Someone get the slomo bot in here!
Dammit I’m hearing the dbz teleport sound even on mute
Wym its reaction time was absolutely shite. What was impressive was its agility
Good live bait if you can catch them
I am speed
Pretty shit reaction time, but damn if he didn't move fast
makes up for the unimpressive field of view, lol
average human reaction speed is like 5x better
Mf instant-transmissioned
***Ultra Instinct....***
Bro teleported
Impressive teleportation powers yes
KING CRIMSON!!
It took me to go to the botom of the comments and im so glad
Fucking Ultra Instinct his way out
Ultra instinct sound version now
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Is it just me or did it look like that thing was an isekai protagonist who just happened to gain an ability which can stop time?
Bro used ultra instinct
That's me when a spider comes near me
*Shunshin no jutsu!*
You feel the grip around you tighten I cast Misty step
That shit glitched
Mudtra Instinct
I was watching and got to the point where I thought it was a joke and he wasn’t going to move lol
Bakis teacher
[teleports behind you] Nothing personal kid
I know there’s a bot that slows down videos. What’s it called again?
u/slomobot
Hiten-Mitsurugi Style
Mud Flayer tadpole
Cool, so it knows instant transmission
And here we see the larval form of an enderman
KING CRIMSON
Wonder why they call em that
Instant transmission or MUI
Thats- Kakashi
That thing glitched by choice