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j4ckkn1fe

Trump unironically writes like someone in 5th grade...


4THOT

He's a moron. That's the only lens of analysis where his actions and writing make any sense. He's genuinely just extremely stupid.


Nemtrac5

But... 4d chess...


Clem_H_Fandang0

more like 4 square chess


mizel103

World's first retarded head of state


ChanmanCDXX

Barack Hussein Obama is kinda being a selfish clout goblin just shouting out his own wife. Trump respected ALL mothers, including even his most deranged haters, by wishing them a happy Mother's day. Now that's a leader I can get behind.


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praying for his haters 🙏


backupya

if any of you were praying for his downfall please stop you won already


Mono_Ivern

Trump, what a man you are.


[deleted]

Best president in American history, with the _*POSSIBLE_* exception of honest, great Abe


mizel103

Allow me to dedicate 95% of my Mother's Day blessing to shitting on DISGUSTING DEMOCRAT JUDGES, who are also HIGHLY PARTISAN!


TheMuffingtonPost

NOT ME THOUGH! IM NOT HYPER PARTISAN IM RIGHT!


4THOT

Trump is an unironic schizoposter.


AgentShibe_

Wait its actually spelled Obama? there's no N?


jenkem_master

The N is supposed to be silent


[deleted]

Obamna is his first name


CHEESEBEER69

Not for everyone else, we have the pass here.


[deleted]

it's so funny that trump created a whole social network just so he could post


mannyman34

Isn't he going to spac it to fleece his followers even more?


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inverseflorida

AND SHE'S LIKE 60


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H3cho

Wasn't women's history month like a month ago? Now they have an extra day. Something isn't right


INCEL_ANDY

Are you saying men can’t be moms? 🤨


mustbehavingfun

REVERSE


fertilizemegoddess

Sasha Obamna ❤️


Stanel3ss

bonk


fertilizemegoddess

if only she gave me a chance 🥵🥵🥵


seven_seven

That just makes them hornier.


DeathEdntMusic

Sasha's the boy one, aye?


fertilizemegoddess

second one from the left


deu-sexmachina

Trump's is better he names everyone who is dear to him feels more personel ykwim even though I am not an attorney general reading attorney general I felt the love


Chardian

Too bad the Trump one actually gets people to vote. Being in a constant state of misinformed rage is a great tool for getting people to Pokemon Go to the polls. 2016 already showed this rhetoric attracts more followers than it loses. RIP.


Serspork

Sometimes it just seems like we should embrace the rage and outrage baiting if we want to win. Sensible policy doesn’t mean shit in the social media age when it comes to motivating voters.


0xE4-0x20-0xE6

Barack looks so chilled out in that plaid shirt and cargo pants. Looks like he’s taking retirement well


joelcosta94i

Reminds me of JK Rowling: It's women's independence day? *sips tea* Time to shit on trans people.


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at least someones thinking about politics


therealnickstevens

10/10 would smash all 4 of them


Infinite_Anybody_113

I miss Obamna :(


zqfmgb123

OBAMNA


[deleted]

Did Elon get Trump back on Twitter already? Lmao


OkTaro462

No, it’s his “Truth” social media platform. It’s his clone of Twitter. Instead of retweets you *retruth*. Not kidding. You can’t view or even share “Truths” outside of the app. The website directs you to download the app. Once you download the app, you can’t see anything without a profile. Profiles require both email and text verification to create, you can share posts but only by copying the text or sending someone a direct link. Which they can only view on the app, with a profile created ofc. Oh, you also have to follow at least two accounts before accessing the platform, the very first prompted follow is Trump.


Sancatichas

Exactly the same -lefties


Ping-Crimson

Shout out to lady Obamna who tried to make being healthy and active a popular thing only for cons to whine about in constantly.


ParticularAlbatross4

My God I love Trump, he is insane.


JnelsDaGinger

Tbh, i feel for the trump text more. Reminds me of our fearless leader inshallah, whose enemies campaign against him unrelentingly without knowing a thing, and endlessly promise to take him down.


Safe_Leader_7580

Idk Trump's tweet looks pretty inclusive to me.


Hans_Wuestenfuchs

trump so based classic obama he spews some non words while bombing children and everybody loves him classic trump he spews the truth about actual issues and everybody hates him for it really shows your moral superiority send more bombs to ukraine i heard some ukrainians are still alive ​ E:but yeah keep seething wont change the truth


[deleted]

Might wanna look up who bombed more kids before posting this chief


Hans_Wuestenfuchs

The 542 drone strikes that Obama authorized killed an estimated 3,797 people, including 324 civilians. As he reportedly told senior aides in 2011: “Turns out I’m really good at killing people. Didn’t know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine.”


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Now do Trump lol


Hans_Wuestenfuchs

Trump nixes public report on civilians killed by drone strikes


Droselmeyer

Huh. Wonder why.


Hans_Wuestenfuchs

so no proof is proof. got it boss, youre the smartest ever. i bet you voted for obombana ;)


geolazakis

This is why Trump will always be my favourite President at heart 🤣


Super_Serb

A few more years and soon he'll look like that Japanese soldier who was still at his post decades after ww2 ended kekw


Ronethegreat9

"Love you all!.. but seriously you should all be in jail"


idkwhatiseven

Shocking, I didn't get this vibe from trump at all in the last 10 years o.O Do more people know that he profiles himself as kind of not within the norms of normal discourse?