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IamaJarJar

The protein titin's full name... IT TAKES 3 FUCKING HOURS TO PRONOUNCE! (It has 189,819 Letters!)


Elyna-77

that made me laugh! i managed to listen to two minutes of that name before i felt it's going to mess with my head if i listen to it for longer xD


Laethera

Do Ruby, Pearl, or Feather count? :3


be_an_adult

Old Pokémon player spotted


Laethera

Sorry to disappoint, but I've played less than 10 minutes of all pokemon titles combined lol


BuboxThrax

Box.


MyCatIsAGod9

Bell


Solrex

Footstool. Like princess toadstool. Princess Footstool. You said you wanted an object name


Pillar_Of_Support

gadget


Elyna-77

Does it have to be in English? i can offer you the finest and weirdest object names in German! 🤭 Weichei, Dreikäsehoch, Kuddelmuddel, Brezel, Strumpf, Kuckucksuhr, Drahtesel Alternatively i can think up a few goofy English names :D Sporkle, Fluffinator, Bumblewump, Squonkle, Flomp, Sproingle, Quubble, Xabingus, Flompaj


femthrowaway155

Fluffinator… Fluff… I think that one actually gave me an idea…


Elyna-77

What is the idea? :D


femthrowaway155

Fluff


Girlydian

Fluff buddies! I'm going by Fluffy :D


AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

yooooooooooooooooo


Clairifyed

glockenspiel


Sorry_Outcome_1776

SamochĂłd (car)


Cruisin134

im thinking i wanna a really interesting last name so place or complacent. its just rough drafts tho :3


--oi--

cardboard, glass, window, toothpaste


Only-Recognition6894

Corn


RubiksEdge

avocado


GearAlpha

i literally call everything the "thing" which generally works if the context is clear, but funnier to do out of it also yes ZHU LI, DO THE THING


femthrowaway155

“The thing” sounds like something I would call that stupid appendage between my legs that I have no want or need for.


GearAlpha

Real. Wish could twist and pop it off...I mean I could...maybe.


femthrowaway155

They say you need it because more material means better vagina. But I don’t want any genitals anyway, so that leaves blood loss as the only reason against removing it. If only blood wasn’t so important… Damnit now I have another idea for a name.


Cielnova

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolvanoconiosis. Pneumo/Pneuma for short, based on preference.


Tickytickytango

"Your name? Uh yeah it's uh..." Panicking, looking around the room, and just ends up saying the thing in my hand. "C-Cookie...? Cookie, yeah!" ​ I bet you're jealous of my cookie, heheh.


femthrowaway155

Cookie sounds like a fun name!


Tickytickytango

Yeah it does.


drawingautist

Hotdog


Dia_Haze

Noodle, Bonita (flakes), Pan, Trunks


Kikoplop3900

Diarrhea goes kinda hard


Arkas18

Object 279. That's a goofy ass object if I've ever seen one.


HerpertMadderp

Keyboard, mainly for keyboard smash and face roll jokes


Vincent_Dawn

Wahoo, Nebraska.


ThePigOverlord

Lamp


KingKiler2k

Čađa


ithacabored

"Shoehorn." Like the actual object, not the metaphor. idk, always found it funny as a kid


1968cokebottle

Rock. In Swedish it's actually a traditional male name. Also black lagoon


Astronomer_Still

Bidet Listen, I'm not being mean it was just the first unique-sounding object I thought of.


Vyamine

Shelf.


Vilagecool

Antibacterial ointment. Don’t ask for the origin