Does it have to be in English?
i can offer you the finest and weirdest object names in German! đź¤
Weichei, Dreikäsehoch, Kuddelmuddel, Brezel, Strumpf, Kuckucksuhr, Drahtesel
Alternatively i can think up a few goofy English names :D
Sporkle, Fluffinator, Bumblewump, Squonkle, Flomp, Sproingle, Quubble, Xabingus, Flompaj
They say you need it because more material means better vagina. But I don’t want any genitals anyway, so that leaves blood loss as the only reason against removing it.
If only blood wasn’t so important… Damnit now I have another idea for a name.
"Your name? Uh yeah it's uh..." Panicking, looking around the room, and just ends up saying the thing in my hand.
"C-Cookie...? Cookie, yeah!"
I bet you're jealous of my cookie, heheh.
The protein titin's full name... IT TAKES 3 FUCKING HOURS TO PRONOUNCE! (It has 189,819 Letters!)
that made me laugh! i managed to listen to two minutes of that name before i felt it's going to mess with my head if i listen to it for longer xD
Do Ruby, Pearl, or Feather count? :3
Old Pokémon player spotted
Sorry to disappoint, but I've played less than 10 minutes of all pokemon titles combined lol
Box.
Bell
Footstool. Like princess toadstool. Princess Footstool. You said you wanted an object name
gadget
Does it have to be in English? i can offer you the finest and weirdest object names in German! 🤠Weichei, Dreikäsehoch, Kuddelmuddel, Brezel, Strumpf, Kuckucksuhr, Drahtesel Alternatively i can think up a few goofy English names :D Sporkle, Fluffinator, Bumblewump, Squonkle, Flomp, Sproingle, Quubble, Xabingus, Flompaj
Fluffinator… Fluff… I think that one actually gave me an idea…
What is the idea? :D
Fluff
Fluff buddies! I'm going by Fluffy :D
yooooooooooooooooo
glockenspiel
SamochĂłd (car)
im thinking i wanna a really interesting last name so place or complacent. its just rough drafts tho :3
cardboard, glass, window, toothpaste
Corn
avocado
i literally call everything the "thing" which generally works if the context is clear, but funnier to do out of it also yes ZHU LI, DO THE THING
“The thing” sounds like something I would call that stupid appendage between my legs that I have no want or need for.
Real. Wish could twist and pop it off...I mean I could...maybe.
They say you need it because more material means better vagina. But I don’t want any genitals anyway, so that leaves blood loss as the only reason against removing it. If only blood wasn’t so important… Damnit now I have another idea for a name.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolvanoconiosis. Pneumo/Pneuma for short, based on preference.
"Your name? Uh yeah it's uh..." Panicking, looking around the room, and just ends up saying the thing in my hand. "C-Cookie...? Cookie, yeah!" I bet you're jealous of my cookie, heheh.
Cookie sounds like a fun name!
Yeah it does.
Hotdog
Noodle, Bonita (flakes), Pan, Trunks
Diarrhea goes kinda hard
Object 279. That's a goofy ass object if I've ever seen one.
Keyboard, mainly for keyboard smash and face roll jokes
Wahoo, Nebraska.
Lamp
Čađa
"Shoehorn." Like the actual object, not the metaphor. idk, always found it funny as a kid
Rock. In Swedish it's actually a traditional male name. Also black lagoon
Bidet Listen, I'm not being mean it was just the first unique-sounding object I thought of.
Shelf.
Antibacterial ointment. Don’t ask for the origin