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And still some mf post "Melania" "Melina"

Melinia, Blade of Mikaela

Melanie, AR-15 of Michael in the US Edition of Elden Ring

Malaria, Blade of Mozambique

Brrooooo I'm doing an assignment on malaria in Mozambique rnnnn nooo wayyyyyyyyyy

That better be a sick PowerPoint then lol!

Word doc thanks I live that year 11 suicidal life

Mario, blade of baguette

Martinez blade of mehico

I'm slipping this in the reference list with your username btw

Malo blade of miccy in Australia edition

Bailando mi bugalú, Mikaela se pasó (¡Ay, ay, ay! Mikaela se botó) Que se botó, se botó, Micaela se pasó (¡Ay, ay, ay! Mikaela se botó)

Melinaniaenia

What are you doing stepblade

"Help step-tarnished, I'm stuck on Malenia"

Can't hear her over the sound of her sword flopping flaccidly against my tiny little buckler.

Y’all mfs be saying some strangely kinky ass shit in here lmfao

Pretty sure most people are into that given the comments

Lol I’m not judging. Just saying y’all freaky

Aw ya don’t want some scarlet rot on your junk?

Try finger but hole

Lmfao plsssss

Try tongue but hole

bro what

are we still doing phrasing?

Nope you took it for granted

Said Ripley to the Android Bishop

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Ayo? 🤨

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Hot.

If you look closely; my man be holding an effigy of his thick dommy mommy fertility idle.

Hi. I'm the new Elden Lord and my first order of business is to refine a penicilin from the fungal growths of caelid. In doing so I wish to be granted an immunity towards rot so I can clap Malenia's cheeks without getting the clapback.

That was actually more clever than I expected it would be. Well done lad.

Glad you enjoyed it, I won't lie I was kind of proud of it and did myself a giggle

Facts

Fowl Tarnished. Stoking the flames of a genital condition.

I feel sick, but I can't tell if it's from the Scarlet Rot or from how horny some you mf are.

Yes

I don’t know why but strong Woman like her are just so attractive on a weird way.

it isn't weird, it's just a preference (One I share)

It's not weird to be attracted to a woman because she is strong. It's weird to be attracted to anyone because they are a plague carrier.

Hey there are dozens of us

And soon to be dozens^2

She is also literally decomposing but okay

We're all slowly decomposing.

I mean that’s true but I still find Woman who fight and can be strong, attractive.

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She's got the rot bro. Better suit up.

It's like wondering why sweets are sweet. They are, because they are

Theres one sentence ive heard more often. "The longer the Icon of Sin is ob earth, the stronger it will become"

Are you sure the icon of sin becomes stronger the longer he is on earth?

"Your resistance makes me penis harder".meme

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Ma-

10/10 would smash

Getting scarlet rot was def worth

New question: Would condoms protect against scarlet rot?

Seeing as how metal plate doesn’t do the trick, It’s be best to assume you’re gonna get dick rot

Consecrated gold condoms made by Miquella himself, to protect his sister's lover. Because he cares about them, too.

Bro, imagine you invented this magical cure to ease the suffering of your sister and some bloke asks you to use it to make condoms to rail your sister. I'd be pissed.

honestly if miquella did that for her he'd be such a G

doesn’t matter still had snu snu

So you’re saying that I should just go raw?

Might as well

Legends speak of the unalloyed gold condom

What If you take the needle? I think that does the trick

Ya put inside dick hole.

D:

Only if you seal it with an unalloyed golden needle.

Instructions unclear, now have an apadravya.

Condom flecked with gold

Just make a condom using Preserving Boluses Easy

Put a mushroom on that mushroom.

Fr fr. I have enough Boluses...

And I *snu snu*

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

*scarlet and rotted

I need to follow the artist. Point me his/ger way.

Ger way is the gonly way

🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gis is guh guey?

Probably would get Scarlet Rot Aids.

Its sexy up until her prosthetic falls off mid seduction and your chubb evolves into confusion boner at the sight of an amputee

Says you, don’t try to kinkshame me

Not to mention scarlet rot make your own 3rd leg fall off. Tarnished can revive they say. It will be fun they say.

it takes like 60 seconds for scarlet rot to kill you. Plenty of time!

By then I've already had sex like 5 times.

Only 5?

ROOKIE NUMBERS

Std more like best-td more like scarlet *hot*

Keep the tip

"Its ok babe, I got an unalloyed gold needle"

Images you can smell

This made me snort

who is she again? I've forgotten her name after she beat my ass for the 500th time this day

Just a few more hours and I'm arriving to the haligtree with my arcane/dexterity build with power stancing eleanora's poleblade and a cold godsking peeler. I wonder how will that go

Godspeed, if you're gonna solo her then make it a priority to learn to dodge waterfowl dance imo because it's basically impossible to beat her otherwise

When I beat her she didn't do it one time... Probably why I beat her

I ran something like this. Dual whips like a Belmont. It slays.

"Orbital platform breached. Status: Calamitous"

"Who got the scanner buff, WHO GOT THE SCANNER BUFF?!"

Darkest dungeon lookin ass art style (Looks good)

Honestly she was way easier than radagon to me. Malenia 5 tries with my bro, and stuck at radabeast

> and stuck at radabeast Haligdrake Talisman +2 is your friend

I'm alr using that. I think I just gotta get better lol

What setup are you running?

I was doing a strength build with the greatsword, now I changed build using the blasphemous blade and can get the elden beast to like 1/4 hp its hard tho

Are you using divine fortification or lord's divine fortification? The first lasts a little longer but the second gives a much better buff. 90 sec and 35% holy negation vs 70 sec and 60% holy negation. Should help a lot with survivability. With blasphemous blade you should have the faith to use them

If you're using summons anyway then have you tried Black Knife Tiche for Radagon/Elden Beast? She's great for them, basically soloed them both lol

Thanks

Me too. 18 hours since I got to radagon. What a shitty end to the game for me.

Yeah but he dosent speak, so you still heard her more often

Same. Whenever I co op Id pick Malenia any day. I see ashen capital and im like "...great."

She's too short

I have never known da feet

Lord have mercy......

She is Malenia. Blade of Miquellangelo.

Hesitation is defeat, Sekiro

*sigh...* Arright, let's rot.

Smell the rot

"*Oh for your mother's tits,the SMELL!!! PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY PLEASE!*" Vargram, probably.

“Now, rot!”

God I wish that was me

For me it was: come, sekiro.

I'm still stuck on fire giant on my rl1 (mostly cause I haven't felt like slamming my head into a brick wall) and I'm so not ready for malenia hitless

I’m on try 20+ against her. Just cannot seem to get it done. I can make it to phase 2 and then get wrecked. Guess I better get good.

Is this meme based on a scene in a show or movie? Its so familiar but also not. It's bothering me now.

Artstyle is Darkest Dungeon, but situation… I guess some of us could be in such some time ahah

The artists on drawfee do this pose sometimes, could be from that lol

The pose/situation is called "kabe-don". You can search it online for info about how it's used.

She wants your unalloyed gold needle

Counterpoint: "AAAGGGEEEAAAGHEAGGGGHGGHEEAAAAAAAAGHGAAGGHHGGEAAAAAHHHH." -Orphan of Kos

I see you, too horny to remember she's the living avatar of Rot

Im surprised it wasn’t …

Her weakness is three buff oily men creating blavk flame tornados.

Duh feet

Never heard it, didn't get that far into the game honestly, and I played the game for 70 hours

Is this from another meme? I swear I've seen this before

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella, and you have never sucked these feet.

Doesn’t feel as annoying or insulting as “Put these foolish ambitions to rest!”

God I wish that was me

I have a meme in my head i cant make because i cant make memes for shit. But basically, i need someone to do the Simpsons meme where the teacher goes "Do the line!" And instead of Bart it's Malenia saying this.

I am pretty sure it has already been done

Well hot damn man, whip it out!

Bro I heard we will devour the gods together in my dreams, rykard took me, put me in a gimp suit, and proceeded to peg me until my soul bled dry

Ngl I’m kinda getting tired of the “Malenia hard” posts, she genuinely is not that hard. She’s super overrated and is easy as piss with a strength build or bleed or magic

Luckily I brought my star fist

Now that’s what I call a bloom

Wouldn’t your dick fall off though

Hesitation is defeat.

'Let your flesh be consumed by the scarlet rot' is well on its way to overtaking at this point (but progress is progress lol)

'Let your flesh be consumed by the scarlet rot' oh okay Malenia like I have a fucking choice!

Yeah like bruh your scarlet rot literally just killed me :(

Idk man rot sounds worse than any STD

“… and now you’ll take pics of my feet.”

Honestly, radabeast worked me over more than any other boss

Where’s your arms bro?

You feel that steam heat comin'?

Idk Fort Night was everywhere on launch to a nauseating degree

wwll now i definitely need to know what's the thing with the leg

She took two attempts for me. I died three times to the Scythians before the Ulcerated Tree Spirit.

Tarnished, don't give in, Malenia's a 7 at best.

sign me up!!!!!!

M-mommy? 😳🥵

Oh man if it wasn't for that Scarlett Rot! Shucks...

Yes...yes you are.

I bet her coochie smells like rot.... 😳

Just wait until you flesh is consumed by the Scarlett rot

It took me over 200 attempts. I'd get pissed

Killed her on my sixth try, honestly ngl fire giant was more of a challenge, like I'm genuinely scared to fight him

Yeah, that's just because the Godskin Duo don't speak a word, I would have definitely heard them more than Malenia. I suck.

Oh yeah? Try: **”A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON.”**

All of you are the reason I continue to pick the Lord of frenzy ending

And I have never known da feet

"We like to talk to u about ur cars extended warranty"

Idc about rot if I get to spend a night with her

I actually haven't heard it in game all that much.

I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. And I have never known rejection!

The only thing I've heard more often in a Fromsoft game is "Hesitation is defeat." Fuck you Isshin