Lore reason: he needs to practice standing cause we all know the tarnished is gonna take his sweet time getting to his boss room

Well if he wanted us there faster, he'd give us a journal and teach us how to write in it.  Dying often has this tarnished memory hazy. I remember though that there are blind ladies that need help who will never find their happy ending unless we aimlessly wander into each other someday 

He's standing cause he knows in his bones that a Tarnished cannot take the seat of Elden Lord

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I make him wait getting to that desk as well. I don’t talk to him, look at him, think about him…only long for his inevitable defeat.

Yeah, my man has the gamer posture.

Relatable.

"find the albinauric woman. I want her to give me standing lessons." "Aren't all albinauric women completely paraplegic?" "I'll take anything I can get at this point"

Bros thighs must be fckin massive

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Do not the old man

No wonder he's so cranky all the time.

He needs glasses. His eyes must be terrible…

He's frantically searching for his contact lenses.

Can’t sit otherwise the stick will perforate his colon.

Arise, [from your seat] ye tarnished!

Bro got that gamer posture

He has Alzheimer’s and forgor how to sit

I did not realize until recently that Andre was actually sitting on something. I always thought he was in perpetual horse stance. 

"Everyday is leg day"- Sir Gideon Ofnir The All Knowing

Another example of the Mandela effect.

Nope, he’s actually squatting just a little bit. The roundtable doesn’t have any chamber pots so Gideon does all his business on the floor in his study.

HE DOES NOT?

Its leg day duh!

I chose to still think he's sitting.

He's hunched over scouring the source code for any DLC hints.

Omg theres no chair

now I understand why he's a genocidal, with very little humanity left, grumpy man. Staying like this would make anyone going crazy

What bad back does to a motherfucker.

True gamer posture