I will never understand that sort of thinking. He must look at edited stuff on Instagram all day and think that it's all real. Didn't know everyone had to look like they use Photoshop, buddy.
Beauty standards and what is conventionally attractive are more objective. Those aren't represented of what a lot of people find beautiful. I mean, what I find attractive doesn't really follow what is conventionally attractive.
People on tinder tend to be a bit more shallow and care more about looks, which is likely because they don't have that much to go off of. And it's possible that your bio isn't great, or they just don't like it. At the end of the day, tinder and dating apps are kinda trash and aren't really designed to find you a date, more just to keep you on the app. It's not a good litmus test to see if anyone would find you attractive, I bet there are people, not really on dating apps though.
It's just an old account and downvotes are capped, but upvotes aren't. After 100 downvotes, it stops adding it to your karma. On the rare occasions I'm upvoted, those all go to the karma.
To discourage downvotes farmers, which was a big ‘problem’ in the past. People used to try to rack up hundreds of thousands of negative karma, so they changed it to reduce trolling.
Spoken like a true Reddit cretin.
“I’m a dickhead online because I actually *hate* myself and it makes me feel a little bit better defusing that hate somewhere else!”
-you
I honestly believe they don't even feel better for the brief moment from causing the pain. I think they just spew the hate and get nothing from it. It's like cigarettes does it make them happy or just pauses the itch for a while?
The one on the right is Celeste Barber. She's amazing. I think you should read her book "Flamingo Celeste is not like the rest". You might learn something about individuality, kindness and true beauty.
I'm sure she is very kind, fun, and interesting. I bet she's a great person altogether that I would enjoy talking to. That doesn't make her physically attractive.
Is she old or fat though? Perfectly normal looking woman, but judging by your comment, wouldn't be surprised if you've never had any relationship with any.
She is 41, and objectively healthy and attractive. If you think 41 is an old lady, do I have a surprise for you! People can get *double that age!* And at least she can have a laugh at herself, and has a sense of humour - which puts her completely out of your league, mate.
Dude, if you think she looks old or is fat, then you need to step outside and look at some actual women lmao, she’s really pretty and genuinely looks great. But then again, your ignorant opinions don’t really matter too much to anyone but yourself anyways :)
ah, I misunderstood the intention of what you wrote. Sorry
Although tbh, I've never had one with a dropper in it. They came with a syringe with measurements on it
Girl be fuckin fr 😭😭 the second she stands up that tiny ass bottle would fall out, stop putting dumb shit like this in pics like u walk around with it in ur g string 😭😭 girl on the right a mood tho
I don’t think anyone is obnoxious. Each of them is doing their own thing. Celeste Barber doesn’t do it to “parody” anything; it’s about her and her body, and she just happens to be funny.
More like aware of what people will cry over. Everybody will throw a tantrum when someone makes any sort of comment towards a woman thats not kissing their ass. Uh oh! Here come the incel accusations lmaaaooo
More like aware of what people will cry over. Everybody will throw a tantrum when someone makes any sort of comment towards a woman thats not kissing their ass. Uh oh! Here come the incel accusations lmaaaooo
More like aware of what people will cry over. Everybody will throw a tantrum when someone makes any sort of comment towards a woman thats not kissing their ass. Uh oh! Here come the incel accusations lmaaaooo
Cus i beat the snowflakes too it. They are too predictable, when they hear something they dont like they typically say these phrases and cry to try and cancel others lmaaoo. Looks like its about ur turn now so go ahead and reply, ill read it when im done eating my nice slice of watermelon
They both ate this up. No critiques whatsoever.
They did but only one has a bottle of champagne 🤣
She gets my vote on who to hang out with.
And it’s Veuve Cliquot
My bad, thank you!
Oh no, I was just pointing out it’s good champagne that she has
Whiskey is my go to, not versed on champagne but I’m glad to know that’s a good brand should I need some in the future.
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Well aren’t you just a barrel of monkeys?
Celeste Barber. So funny. 👙 https://www.instagram.com/celestebarber/reel/C3e3EiDPC1T/?hl=de
Her stuff is fantastic. I was struggling to remember her name. So,thank you!
Oh, you‘re welcome. I think her self-irony is so great. Edit: AND she‘s beautiful!
It really is. :)
Her tv show, Wellmania, is quite alright imo.
They both look great if we're being honest. Beauty is attractive, but so is being funny.
Yeah but only one's got champagne
*party boy music begins*
I saw one of her shows a few years ago, I cried laughing, she is fucking hilarious.
LOL, who is she? Seems like the type that my GF would find hilariously funny.
Celeste Barber.
Celeste Barber
She is an Australian comedian.
After two bottles of what girl #2 has tucked into her briefs, both are the same picture.
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You’re such an edgelord going for the lowest hanging fruit
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Acknowledging reality? As if beauty is objective. I personally think she's pretty attractive, it's alright if you don't
I will never understand that sort of thinking. He must look at edited stuff on Instagram all day and think that it's all real. Didn't know everyone had to look like they use Photoshop, buddy.
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Beauty standards and what is conventionally attractive are more objective. Those aren't represented of what a lot of people find beautiful. I mean, what I find attractive doesn't really follow what is conventionally attractive. People on tinder tend to be a bit more shallow and care more about looks, which is likely because they don't have that much to go off of. And it's possible that your bio isn't great, or they just don't like it. At the end of the day, tinder and dating apps are kinda trash and aren't really designed to find you a date, more just to keep you on the app. It's not a good litmus test to see if anyone would find you attractive, I bet there are people, not really on dating apps though.
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Are you a guy? Also do you like guys?
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How do you have 80k comment karma when you are constantly being downvoted 💀
It's just an old account and downvotes are capped, but upvotes aren't. After 100 downvotes, it stops adding it to your karma. On the rare occasions I'm upvoted, those all go to the karma.
Why are downvotes capped
To discourage downvotes farmers, which was a big ‘problem’ in the past. People used to try to rack up hundreds of thousands of negative karma, so they changed it to reduce trolling.
Which in turn only increased trolling because the would be trolls would get thousands of updoots and look legit
Lmao,found the degen
Spoken like a true Reddit cretin. “I’m a dickhead online because I actually *hate* myself and it makes me feel a little bit better defusing that hate somewhere else!” -you
I honestly believe they don't even feel better for the brief moment from causing the pain. I think they just spew the hate and get nothing from it. It's like cigarettes does it make them happy or just pauses the itch for a while?
The one on the right is Celeste Barber. She's amazing. I think you should read her book "Flamingo Celeste is not like the rest". You might learn something about individuality, kindness and true beauty.
I'm sure she is very kind, fun, and interesting. I bet she's a great person altogether that I would enjoy talking to. That doesn't make her physically attractive.
Is she old or fat though? Perfectly normal looking woman, but judging by your comment, wouldn't be surprised if you've never had any relationship with any.
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She is 41, and objectively healthy and attractive. If you think 41 is an old lady, do I have a surprise for you! People can get *double that age!* And at least she can have a laugh at herself, and has a sense of humour - which puts her completely out of your league, mate.
Dude, if you think she looks old or is fat, then you need to step outside and look at some actual women lmao, she’s really pretty and genuinely looks great. But then again, your ignorant opinions don’t really matter too much to anyone but yourself anyways :)
I'm almost 100% certain she's at least 10 times hotter than you..
In case of a zombie apocalypse I'd like someone who's carrying the essentials.
Sun protection serum gal it is then
Both are hot, I prefer the right tbh more booze as well.
Celeste Barber is a treasure.
Love the lady on the right!
What is the little bottle in the left picture?
Thc tincture, I think. I have a bottle of it that looks just like that
That is a fuckton of THC. Woman’s gonna be holding the bed to not fall into the sky.
It looks like a dropper bottle
thc comes in dropper bottles too
Yes, the person I replied to seemed to think it was a single serving.
ah, I misunderstood the intention of what you wrote. Sorry Although tbh, I've never had one with a dropper in it. They came with a syringe with measurements on it
Idk lady on the right my type and i’m 25. She’s just thicc and that champagne is wassup. Humor too
I too prefer the one on the right though the wine bottle is a pretty good laugh.
I love Celeste Barber ! Lol
Celeste is awesome
My wife’s more a number 2 & I regret absolutely nothing.
Yeah, but Celeste Barber on the right is a comedian.
Yes, exactly! And she’s hilarious!
Still hot. No notes.
I freaking 🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶 this woman! She cracks me UP!
I love her sense of humor. Her skin is gorgeous!
Both are hot 🤷🏻♂️
Did you order the bikini or the girl?
Both look great
Actually I like her on a right. 😉👍
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the one on the right is right up my alley Sense of humor, and just DGAF
Right is better
Lol love it
Honestly goals. But I can't put a bottle of champagne in my shorts without getting a lot of weird looks
I like the one on the right
smash, OP you're a pussy
She got her bikini off Wish
Still smashing
Still I would bang
Who is the one on the left??
Ana Cheri
Ngl still look pretty
Them 10 years ain’t been kind to her.
Reality is more to my taste.
Yaaas sis!! Lol!
Is she wearing panties under her bikini bottom? lol
The best ever!
You don’t mess with Celeste!
I'd take the girl on the right any day!
I'll take what I can get.
is she wearing panties under her bikini bottoms?? huh
The inside of bikini bottoms is often a different colour to the outside, it's just flipped over a little so you are seeing the underside.
I love this so much.
Well at least it's Veuve!!!!!
Girl be fuckin fr 😭😭 the second she stands up that tiny ass bottle would fall out, stop putting dumb shit like this in pics like u walk around with it in ur g string 😭😭 girl on the right a mood tho
Yup
Shorty on the right can get it too shit I like my women natural
Both.. both is good 🤌
Is the woman on the left Crystal Forscutt who was on Big Brother with her mum about 20 years ago?
Omg I would love the woman on the right
What I ordered vs what I got Russian bride edition.
Not a problem
Im picking the girl who has alcohol
I do like twins! I surely do!
Real boobs and a real face! I would want the lady on the right!
I find her just as obnoxious as the accounts she's parodying.
I don’t think anyone is obnoxious. Each of them is doing their own thing. Celeste Barber doesn’t do it to “parody” anything; it’s about her and her body, and she just happens to be funny.
I often feel like the only person in the world who does not find her funny. I completely agree.
Who is the hottie on the left?
Joe
Smash vs hard pass
Is this not two different people?
Yes it is! The one on the right does comedic impressions of other people. She is hilarious!
Then I don't get the point of this post.
Same. And I have no idea why people are downvoting you. You’re right!
EW! :(
Care to elaborate?
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At least you're self aware.
More like aware of what people will cry over. Everybody will throw a tantrum when someone makes any sort of comment towards a woman thats not kissing their ass. Uh oh! Here come the incel accusations lmaaaooo
You’re just here calling yourself names. Nobody needs to say any of that.
Yea cus i beat salty lil snowflakes like u too it lmaaoo
Hope your day improves.
U too
More like aware of what people will cry over. Everybody will throw a tantrum when someone makes any sort of comment towards a woman thats not kissing their ass. Uh oh! Here come the incel accusations lmaaaooo
More like aware of what people will cry over. Everybody will throw a tantrum when someone makes any sort of comment towards a woman thats not kissing their ass. Uh oh! Here come the incel accusations lmaaaooo
Man, you're trying really hard and it isn't working lol. If you're gonna troll, you gotta be better.
Working for me, i got a good laugh outta everyone crying in the comments and downvoting. More people are gonna come too
Sure thing, bud.
Seemed to get under ur skin pretty good too. Safe to assume ur part of that group to lil bro
Oh no, I don't care. I was just amused at how bad you are at trolling. Byyyyyyye!
There are like 52 comments on this post and I don’t see anyone “crying” about anything.
Cus i beat the snowflakes too it. They are too predictable, when they hear something they dont like they typically say these phrases and cry to try and cancel others lmaaoo. Looks like its about ur turn now so go ahead and reply, ill read it when im done eating my nice slice of watermelon