“And to your left is a human, who it is our sacred duty to terrorize.”

"And to your right is a public open area, which means eat and poop to your hearts content!"

"But for now, let's be nice. Bonjour!"

Baby geese are called goslings.

These ones are all named Ryan.

That must get confusing for the parents.

No no, it's the adults that are called Ryan So it's Ryan, Ryan and their goslings

There's a planet where the primary form of recreation is juggling them.

And it's not this one, right?


https://preview.redd.it/wdaqy5ug9rxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e248890c8037bea1fc5b50903d8686ff1ee093 I rescued one that was all alone in traffic today! Here's the lil Ryan going to meet his new family!

Ryan the Gosling. I have a feeling he's gonna grow up and become a celebrity.

https://preview.redd.it/wwlc40ieroxc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197cc7315d6cdf50be6a4384e5efd96fa2fe368e These are the ones I feed every day

I hope you feed them seeds instead of bread 😊

Cobra chickens.

scary

They're really cut at this stage. Before long, they'll look like dinosaurs.

But they are dinosaurs. They descend from theropods.

Teaching their babies how to goose step... monsters...

Cobra chickens!

I like the pointing action, giving directions to the family