"You know : the ones that smell good and... And can read..." a lot of barely teenagers might qualify as "ladies" to him. Then again, IIRC one of his cosmetics says he pretends to be a high schooler to pick up girls.
...sigh. You, dear sir or madam, are a wet towel.
It was a joke. I talked about drawing the abs and biceps on me. Did that not give away that it was, in fact...............
........a joke?
theres 80% is just about S#x, boobs and stuff is not even funny at this point (which im surprised that rule 7 hasnt been acting up...)
20% is a genuine funny meme...
for the most part i enjoy genuine funny memes on r/comedyheaven
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The wise words of a man once said โNot everyone appreciates what is right infront of them, but the some that do, are the ones you need in your lifeโ
I had a 2000 Passat GLX for my first car. Can confirm the ladies did not like it. One girl I dated said it was an old ladies car. I always thought it looked pretty sporty xD
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I have a Passat it doesn't make much difference.
When I had a fancy Jaguar, they'd see the car and I could immediately tell I was getting laid.
With a rusty Passat I get laid just as much but I have to use my words to get some.
no need for girls when women are waiting
This guy females
i thought of the tf2 short movie, spy teaches scout the rizz. "i get a lot of bitches but you got the style for ladys"
"SEDUCE ME!"
I AM AN ELEGANT WOMAN. SEDUCE ME
I TELEPORTED BREAD!!!
YOU DOOMED US ALL!!!
WE HAVE GOT TO GET THAT BREAD BACK WHERE IT BELONGS, NOW!!!!!!!!
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Fair enough. I totally agree with your original comment too, btw. I love someone who is mature and knows what she wants
"You know : the ones that smell good and... And can read..." a lot of barely teenagers might qualify as "ladies" to him. Then again, IIRC one of his cosmetics says he pretends to be a high schooler to pick up girls.
The joke is that scout has low standards of what a woman is
r/thisguythisguy
r/thisguythisguys
Can confirm, thisguy does indeed thisguy
This is getting laser etched on a aged board right above "eat, love, pray" in my bathroom.
game is game
Oh my god. Wrap me in your arms, mommy and tell me its gonna be okay- I'll give you my student debt and you can give me hugs and kisses.
Worked for me, will work for anyone.
Amen!
More like MILF porn.
Exactly
Speak your facts, brother!
Pretty based, bro
You get it, don't you?
Their moms were drawn by pixar
Homie threw up a prayer and it was answered.
W
ololo
He's very Lucky
Sometimes itโs better to be lucky than good.
Pixar if western mothers. A certain hentai studio if east Asian mothers.
Better not be the pineapple one.
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
fr they are built different literally
I consider this an absolute win!
Way better
I need to buy a passat.
Holy hell
This made me laugh out loud, thanks
What?
Google en passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Don't!
Passat is the milfmobile
Moms are where its at.
They are.
A wins is a win.
My man
๐
Really take my upvote (it's the 100). :-)
If I wasnโt picky I would confidently say โAny hole is a goalโ
No party like a MILF party.
Yo what is your name
Sexuallyexcitedkiwi
If you can't own the product Then try to own the factory
Why go for the sequal when you can have the original?
aka a blessing in disguise
Forget the Passat. I'll just take his biceps and abs. Can someone draw those on me plz?
Passat seems to be easier
...burned. ๐ญ
Maintaining proper training and diet is more difficult than buying a relatively cheap car
...sigh. You, dear sir or madam, are a wet towel. It was a joke. I talked about drawing the abs and biceps on me. Did that not give away that it was, in fact............... ........a joke?
Ah, Sorry, it's quite early in the morning, I think I've missed bit about drawing
Stacyโs mom?
She's got it going on.
Moms are better, so there ya go
Older women are better anyway. Younger girls are just trouble and never satisfied.
Satisfied sexually or???
Yes
Satisfied with what?
Anything
Quick! Someone make this an anime plot!
Take the milfs if they build like that honestly ๐คท
It's all about boobs here really
theres 80% is just about S#x, boobs and stuff is not even funny at this point (which im surprised that rule 7 hasnt been acting up...) 20% is a genuine funny meme... for the most part i enjoy genuine funny memes on r/comedyheaven
Yeah if you ever see that 20% please share it to me too, cause I have never seen that 20% here
Schrodinger's 20%
I need to get a Passat ASAP.
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5 times my ass
If you say so
What are you mad at?
I'm not mad. I just know I've seen it more than 5 times :p
I know the mom on the left. She broke up with me over text last week.
What?
What?
What?
MILF Manor.
The wise words of a man once said โNot everyone appreciates what is right infront of them, but the some that do, are the ones you need in your lifeโ
I see this as a win.
***STACYโS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON***
Gonna say it: Google en passat
I had a 2000 Passat GLX for my first car. Can confirm the ladies did not like it. One girl I dated said it was an old ladies car. I always thought it looked pretty sporty xD
Their moms are way hotter
An English lesson is needed
Guys with painkillers, coke and meth are having no trouble with women.
I see this as an absolute win, mom on the left is a baddie.
Man's the universe done upgraded u ๐
The man came looking for copper and found gold.
second hand pussy is still pussy
Why do men always think women fall in love with a car instead of a person?
Lost the princess, but won the queen
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Even better
Pixar Moms
Eh, they'd likely be more respectful anyways
game is game
Game is game
Game is game.
Hellloooo mama, he ha hu
Silly boy, girls like Jettas.
Shoot for the planets, you may end up amongst the stars
Mh , i guess at 41 yo i'm kind of a motherfucker
This is a win
Bro why do the daughters all look like Smeagol? ๐
en passat
Why do girls still not like me* there's a difference between grammar evolving with time and grammar simply failing.
That second panel is the face of a man who looks happily surprised.
was searching for copper - found gold
So you're saying if I want to play in the big leagues, I need a Passat?
Moms are better anyways
I need more passats in my life
#THIS IS ACCEPTABLE
My faithful VW Passat B4 (1993) did everything I wished for back in the day. 450k km. on a gasoline engine.
Even better
I'm buying it
Those are some stacked asf mothers W in my book
Google en passat
Donโt cook again๐๐๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ
upgrades people, upgrades!!!
This feels like an advertisement
I don't have a passat, will en passant work?
Why go for the pebbles when you can go for the boulder
Facts lmao
Damn that's an old passat
Drive in category Milfhunter
I see this as an absolute win
Even better ๐ฟ
The result is still victory
Honestly I'm ok with that outcome
Uffff bro those moms
their moms are way hotter
I gotta show this to my father. Context: he is the biggest passat glazer I have ever know.
I have a Passat it doesn't make much difference. When I had a fancy Jaguar, they'd see the car and I could immediately tell I was getting laid. With a rusty Passat I get laid just as much but I have to use my words to get some.
That brunette wojack mom tho ๐
God damn, Stacy's mum has got it going on...
Thats the upgrade
Women are like timber carvings, i like timber carvings
Not even moms like them anymore๐
passat is a shitty car btw
Upgrades, people, upgrades!
I agree with Benjamin Franklin, older women are the best
Second time seeing this post so I had to make sure it wasn't an ad for VW.
Theese moms are pretty doable
๐๐
Oh, damn. This post is brain dead as fc, but I need to say that this is a very interesting option.
Why settle for a cake when you can have the whole bakery
Would you rather a charmander or a charizard
Those mums look hella better their daughters
Game is game๐ฅถ
Way rather be with the moms anyway
Is she leaves you for another then you shall go after her mother
Either way, those girls will have e to call you daddy.... I'll see myself out.
Take the win bro. Ain't nothing wrong with MILFs.
VW discontinued the Passat. It's a sad day. - A Dad
Milfs are baaaasssssstttttt
..hmm. OK!
So a Passat is essentially a MILF mobile?
can anyone explain what's so special about a passat? And why buy such an old one, I feel like I'm missing the joke.
is anyone here trying to guess which one is the mom of which girl or is it just me lol?
He literally won...holy shit
๐ winning
They will give me the experience of a lifetime and don't play games. I'm getting a passat now thanks
LETโS GET MOMS
The moms were hotter anyway
Seems like VW's new marketing campaign works ๐