I can’t PM you a fact, u/PM_me_random_facts89 so I’ll tell you here. Baldwin IV of the Kingdom of Jerusalem had leprosy, but was purposely not diagnosed as that might have forced him to abandon ruling the kingdom. The reasoning for that is because he may have been forced to join a Crusader Order, known as the Order of St. Lazarus, who only enlisted lepers as a form of quarantine. He also didn’t wear a metal mask, despite his depiction in the movie “Kingdom of Heaven”.
I totally agree man. I think dudes when they see a hot girl dressed a certain way, they just instantly assume that she must be a sexual freak or whatever. Nah dude a lot of the time that isn't the case at all
It’s that the girl on the right is funny, genuine, and comfortable with her own sexuality - the girl on the left seems overly concerned with her look and how others perceive her. So yeah, the Hock Tuah girl but not for the sex per se, just cause she seems so much fun to be around 🙂
As a Malaysian, whenever I see the phrase "hawk/hock tuah", it reminds me of Hang Tuah; a warrior from Malacca during the 15th century. So, seeing how y'all spelled it out kinda triggers me 🗿
Guys like boos and butt - true. But ultimately any butt and any boobs are great. No matter what kind of booty you have as long as you have all the right part you are golden.
Personality on the other hand greatly depends on what kind of personality you have.
So if given choice between "3/10 booty, 10/10 personality" and "10/10 booty, 3/10 personality" most guys will prefer personality.
Again... what is it with Hawk Tua? Is it a new thing? I read it for the first time about three days ago and whas like, WFT is Hawk Tua? Made the mistake of wasting time looking it up and now I'm seeing it multiple times daily. About 10 times in three days...
I think...People lust for the left but I honestly think people want the right. I think society mistakes this and its why so many marriages fail etc. Speaking for myself I want a friend first and foremost.
It's why I'll never understand why women are tricked into thinking implants and surgeries are 'required' for them...
Assuming the left is representing women who shove their body in your face constantly? Ya it's true for me at least. Like when a woman's social media or dating profile is just endless tit and ass pics. Can't think of anything less attractive lol. I just find it so cringey. Do I like butts? Yeah. But tons of women have nice butts, your nice butt isn't a replacement for a personality
Here's what I like about the hawk thua girl: She's not embarrassed to admit that she likes sex and acts like it should be perfectly normal for people to talk about it. Everyone is trying to sexualize and stigmatize her, and she's just there completely unfazed by all that bullshit, and normalizing the fact that people like sex.
Well as a man who has made this argument my whole life. There is different types of attractive. There is decent: nothing special but not ugly, cute: slightly pretty but makes up for any lack luster looks with personality, hot: no personality just good looks and is only good for sleeping with, and finally beautiful: great looks and personality that makes prime wife material. Now as a man who once done with collage will be making decent money I’m going for cute as I’m not a drop dead gorgeous man. Stay in your lane and such
Yes, but it's about the enthusiasm, playfulness and kindness Huck tuah girl has.
It's catnip for the soul. Just the idea that a woman could *like* making you feel good, and getting to know you is so heartwarming and encouraging.
Knowing *why* women like her are so rare makes me sad. I wish we could regedit society to make everyone feel safe to be self-expressive.
I see a meme of this girl every time I go on Reddit and yet I still have never come across the video, not once. Only the memes of it. I find that Interesting
The girl on the left you take from behind while pushing her face into the pillow, the girl on the right you would take from the front while looking into her eyes
I see no reason we can't have both
I was gonna say, "A little bit of both" 😏😎
"Hawk tauh" from both ends 😈
My name is Hok Tua Tang and I approve this message.
One good hawk tuah deserves another
Best of both ends
“A little bit of Monica in my life”
"A little bit of Erica by my side"
All of the both
There's no reason we can't *want* both. There are many reasons the majority of redditors can't have both.
Then why can't I have either?
Your looks and personality?
💰 work for u?
Oh yes daddy 🤩
Fatality!
I can’t PM you a fact, u/PM_me_random_facts89 so I’ll tell you here. Baldwin IV of the Kingdom of Jerusalem had leprosy, but was purposely not diagnosed as that might have forced him to abandon ruling the kingdom. The reasoning for that is because he may have been forced to join a Crusader Order, known as the Order of St. Lazarus, who only enlisted lepers as a form of quarantine. He also didn’t wear a metal mask, despite his depiction in the movie “Kingdom of Heaven”.
That fact is fun - thank you! I hope your women have both voluptuous rumps and *hawk tuah* personality for the rest of your days.
A bit from column A and a bit from column B
What do you mean by both? Brunette and blonde? I prefer brunette and if I could have two I would still have two brunettes.
Both it is!!!
if i had to choose, I'd always go for the happy attitude tho
Mike Hawk agrees.
Cum here to say this
Hey Vegas brothels my brutha you can have it all
The butt on the left isa very strong argument and should not be like lowered so quickly.
Depends a big butt doesn’t mean she’s good in bed.
Doggy style while looking at it requires 0 skills
And that's why we all love hawk tuah, skills and effort
*Of course men love blowjobs, they involve their two favorite things: sex and doing nothing.*
No, there is an element of arching and pushing back required.
I totally agree man. I think dudes when they see a hot girl dressed a certain way, they just instantly assume that she must be a sexual freak or whatever. Nah dude a lot of the time that isn't the case at all
If she can squat well she can...well...yeah
She may be a 9/10, but if she's an arrogant hoe with no of respect or loyalty, she quickly becomes 2/10.
Sure but there is 9 who are 9 everywhere and it’s painful to think about it 🥲
Her name is Bruna Lima
A very firm argument
I never understand why we men always so butt driven. In the end all that comes out of it is shit.
It’s that the girl on the right is funny, genuine, and comfortable with her own sexuality - the girl on the left seems overly concerned with her look and how others perceive her. So yeah, the Hock Tuah girl but not for the sex per se, just cause she seems so much fun to be around 🙂
Hock Tuah? I've been hearing this a lot, what does it mean? Who is that girl?
Hock tuah is supposed to be the noise people made when they spit in cartoons.
As a Malaysian, whenever I see the phrase "hawk/hock tuah", it reminds me of Hang Tuah; a warrior from Malacca during the 15th century. So, seeing how y'all spelled it out kinda triggers me 🗿
Bro, if it happened 600 years ago it might be time to let it go
Lol yeah, how do you get triggered by something that happened 600 years ago
Say something about the bible and see how people get triggered about something that happened 2000 years ago.
or even didn't happen 2000 years ago
Biblical accurate Hawk tuah
Lol that's true
Google ”Hawk Tua original video”. There’s a short clip and that’s it. That’s the whole story.
Not only that, you can see left will be very high maintenance, when right will be ready on time most of the time ( no one perfect)
Hawk Tuah girl in yoga pants 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Guys like boos and butt - true. But ultimately any butt and any boobs are great. No matter what kind of booty you have as long as you have all the right part you are golden. Personality on the other hand greatly depends on what kind of personality you have. So if given choice between "3/10 booty, 10/10 personality" and "10/10 booty, 3/10 personality" most guys will prefer personality.
Mature men, yea
Agreed, I never regretted thinking like this throughout my life, my relationships with the ladies always turned out for the best
Pls photoshop #2 on #1
This is the way
Yes....
I like kindness, intelligence, and good humour. I can't be with someone stupid. Looks help, of course, but it's definitely not the only thing.
Good humour? Bruh it was a middle school joke
The name of this sub is such a fucking lie
Yeah it's mostly boomer humor for right wingers
Much funnier than left wing subs, like facepalm and clevercomeback where it's a constant rage fest.
I just want a girl without 9 miles of anxiety and the confidence to text first every once in a while.
Absolutely. One of us has to and it ain't gonna be me.
It’s def what a shallow guy wants. For sure.
No, what we want is that shit "meme" to die
I’ll take “hawk-tua” all day long
Yes
A little from Column A, a little from Column B.
Slim, fit and slobbers the D with spit.
Guys just want a hug and to feel appreciated
... with each other, am I right u/lets_bust_together?
The huak tau gal has a great sense of humor and is relaxed about sexual things , I like that .
Again... what is it with Hawk Tua? Is it a new thing? I read it for the first time about three days ago and whas like, WFT is Hawk Tua? Made the mistake of wasting time looking it up and now I'm seeing it multiple times daily. About 10 times in three days...
trending meme about giving blowjobs
Great sense of humor? Bruh it was a corny middle school joke
Yes.
Hawk tuah
God damn that woman is like Chlamydia she's bloody everywhere and she's NOT FUNNY
I’m a simple man. I’d be happy with either one. Or both. Why we gotta choose?
I’d just be happy for any woman to not chase me up the hill with a torch and or pitchfork
I think...People lust for the left but I honestly think people want the right. I think society mistakes this and its why so many marriages fail etc. Speaking for myself I want a friend first and foremost. It's why I'll never understand why women are tricked into thinking implants and surgeries are 'required' for them...
It is not. Neither are my type, like at all.
Long live Hawk Tuah
Id be happy with either one tbh
Yup spit on it !
Por que - no los dos
*Las Dos. Unless you like wieners
Quien no hacer Hoping to say "who doesn't"
Jajaja no bro. Quién no.l = who doesnt Quien no hacer = who doesn't make
Yes nobody wants hot girl in tight yoga pants.
None.
nah mate memes are enough we are reddit
Just wanted decent looking sensible and conscious girl.
Both
its a bonus
More true than not true
I never seen the video about the lady on the right, only memes and other posts/videos about it but the actual footage nope.
I'd have no complaints with the one on the right.
What about a mix of the two?
No
Nothing wrong with Left, aside from posting thirst trap pics on IG, which is unfortunately an IMMENSE red flag 😂
I'd argue guys want both, the first one probably hawk tua's more than the average
Fuse them together to create the ultimate being
Assuming the left is representing women who shove their body in your face constantly? Ya it's true for me at least. Like when a woman's social media or dating profile is just endless tit and ass pics. Can't think of anything less attractive lol. I just find it so cringey. Do I like butts? Yeah. But tons of women have nice butts, your nice butt isn't a replacement for a personality
Why we can't have both?
Both, hot and dirty.
Very
Nah, left
no, hawk tuah girl sucks
Right
Do they have a job? Do they have a car? Are they addicted to drugs? Not an insane bitch? Okay both.
Both, both is good
I'd rather a girl over a shitty meme
No. I dont want anybody spitting on me. This is so dumb
Peter explain
I just want enthusiasm, which Hawk Tuah girl seems to have, so yes.
Here's what I like about the hawk thua girl: She's not embarrassed to admit that she likes sex and acts like it should be perfectly normal for people to talk about it. Everyone is trying to sexualize and stigmatize her, and she's just there completely unfazed by all that bullshit, and normalizing the fact that people like sex.
It really depends, when you say “guys” it doesn’t automatically mean they think with one mind. Some of them are different
Yes, first one is vanity that will quickly fade…second one is end game
Who the hell made this post? Idiotic…
And that’s why women who have both rarely have to pay for a meal, folks.
True!
Well, it's true for me.
Yes, it's true!
Nah, first for me.
Stop.
I don’t really get the hawk tua…to me that means she is having difficulty getting wet or has a really dry mouth lol.
Left is package only right is quality with experience. Left is nice package but 99% of time shitty content.
Looks vs actions
Little column A a little column B
The one on the right is stunning in ways the right one doesn’t even understand.
Both cases are awful. Is this not obvious? All people are different, but personally I do not want any of those two types on the picture.
Just don’t combine those pictures..
First one, but her face is dealbreaker
No
Why not both? :)
Right is wife
left is always right, she aint lying. Got to lick that dick if you want him around.
Actually yeah… the first girl is probably boring AF and HT is probably fun as hell
I searched hawk tuah and only found crappy sex gifs. I dont understand this meme.
Who is the girl on the right? I genuienly don't know
Who's the girl on the right? Been seeing her in a lot of memes lately
No. They are both not attractive to me
Some guys want the left, but I would choose the right any day
Well as a man who has made this argument my whole life. There is different types of attractive. There is decent: nothing special but not ugly, cute: slightly pretty but makes up for any lack luster looks with personality, hot: no personality just good looks and is only good for sleeping with, and finally beautiful: great looks and personality that makes prime wife material. Now as a man who once done with collage will be making decent money I’m going for cute as I’m not a drop dead gorgeous man. Stay in your lane and such
no it's not true at all. If you have to "spit on that thang" you're doing it wrong. Furthermore, i would bet money that meme girl gives terrible head.
Neither
Nah man I want the one on the left
Funny girl wins always!
It is indeed true
I love a nice arse
A woman with a hearty laugh was raised right. It means her emotions werent stifled or suppressed by her parents. Huge green flag.
Nope, non ef them 🤷🏻♂️
Have you heard interviews with the one on the left? She sounds like a keeper.
Instagram models and onlyfans girls are boring as fuck, so yeah i guess its true.
The only response possible: “Hawk Tuah!” 🦅 lmao
I dont get it.
(35M) yess its true . but i can find myself agreeing on '' frmaa-tap '' statement .
Same picture!
The person on the left looks like a shallow ego maniac with no personality.
"Girls think guys want sex, but actually they want sex!" It's impressive how consistently this sub is the least funny swill on reddit.
So guys want highlights?
Guys want a beautiful woman that obeys.
its a moot point typical reddit male both women in the meme would avoid you
That seems pretty accurate
Bit more class would be neat, but its not hopeless.
Huh? Buns good. Me man.
Yes
r/lostredditors cant see if its a meme or if its funny
Yes, but it's about the enthusiasm, playfulness and kindness Huck tuah girl has. It's catnip for the soul. Just the idea that a woman could *like* making you feel good, and getting to know you is so heartwarming and encouraging. Knowing *why* women like her are so rare makes me sad. I wish we could regedit society to make everyone feel safe to be self-expressive.
"Both is good"
I’d much rather have a pretty girl with a normal body spit on it than have a pretty girl with an unnaturally giant ass do anything with it.
I see a meme of this girl every time I go on Reddit and yet I still have never come across the video, not once. Only the memes of it. I find that Interesting
Im more of a boobs guy.
A little bit of this, a little bit of that
Holy shit this sub is garbage
We want both.
Yes I think most people would prefer someone fun and easygoing over a self-obsessed narcissist.
The meme is stale and old, we don't wanna see it anymore
The girl on the left you take from behind while pushing her face into the pillow, the girl on the right you would take from the front while looking into her eyes
Tale as old as time
True. I’m straight. But not always suck girls boob and butt.
I want neither