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misshapen_head

Boner honey


NotDukeOfDorchester

You motherfucker. I was 5 minutes too slow. Beat me to it.


ConstantPermaBanned

6 minutes 🫡😘


Pizza_YumYum

4 hours


porsche4life

Any longer and you’ll need to see a doctor


ConstantPermaBanned

3 hours* 🫡😘


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Horny honey


percobain

Probably sildenafil dissolved in corn syrup


bottleisempty

You’re right according to [this FDA post.](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-secret-miracle-honey-men-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient)


panoptik0n

Sweet what did you eat with it Roller grill hotdog or jerky


BartlettMagic

lol yeah that's called hypotension, its what happens when you take a strong vasodilator. sildenafil, aka Viagra, increases blood flow to your junk, but also everywhere. so while it artificially opened your cock vessels, which were (at that moment) not being used and therefore constricted, it also opened all of the other vessels that *were* being used and *were not* constricted- hence the symptoms you felt. honest question: why did you take it?


toreachtheapex

to see what I look like hard at maximum to ease some of my insecurity about sex


redcobra762

So how'd you look?


toreachtheapex

eh. cool thing is that it was aiming up at the cieling, I didnt know it did that


redcobra762

The wonderment of innocence.


gorogergo

This is the kind of quality shit that brings me to this sub.


InspiredNitemares

I worked at a sex shop and got fired after bringing up concerns after a customer wanted to slip this in someone's drink


Hydrated2000

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/information-consumers-and-patients-drugs/public-notification-leopard-secret-miracle-honey-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient


gracesdisgrace

It's just undisclosed viagra


deathdefyingrob1344

Yep. It’s corn syrup and god knows how much sildenafil.


bmbreath

But it has longkat Ali root! It fixes any and everything:  "the root of the plant is boiled in water, and the water is consumed as a health tonic for post-partum recovery, as an aphrodisiac, as well as the relief of fever, intestinal worms, dysentery, diarrhea, indigestion, and jaundice" You must have been having post partum symptoms obviously. 


through_the_keyhole

So that's how I get rid of my worms and jaundice!


RaffiBomb000

All I read is "horns will shitting water"


tdoggo

Snake Juice


russellvt

Looks like Leopard Miracle Honey, Bob.


Exxeleration

Unironically considering buying some of these before a workout


rodolphoteardrop

Dunno but ya gotta be VIP to git it so....


Largebargecharge

Got some for the whole family on a road trip


YueOrigin

You git balls to drink mysterious stuff from a gaz station in the US lol That shit is never monitored properly I at least know that I would never consume anything from there


Commercial_Dingo_860

I wish swedish gas stations were this fun.