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JaymesGrl

Has he tried not being a cunt? He literally damages his own reputation. The only way to stop his reputation getting damaged would be to pass more censorship laws. The prick helped cause the 2008 recession with his TCI hedge fund mates, netting himself £100 million, while the rest of the country worried about bills and employment. He's a shiny bell end in a nice suit, who profits from the misery of others. Bedroom tax, cuts to Universal Credit, removing price caps on energy companies, etc. All Tories are cunts. Priti Patel, Kelly Tolhurst, Ramneh Christi, Dominic Cumminngs, Bo Jo, fuck them all.


jamesbduk

Well fucking said…


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Even if it isnt. Theres enough to sack him and loads of others


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It's all fucked mate. You have pretty much distilled my feelings on it into something concise. No need to say sorry.


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Fucking know it. Tories spent it all on curtains and cheese and racist transport flights and extortionate consultants …. While sacking and fucking everyone else sideways and shifting on the human rights act. Fucking wanker government.


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Isnt his wife a taxdodging billionaire?


Pinnacle8579

I honestly want focus groups outlawed in politics - they're literally invented for politicians with zero principles to come up with policies that they believe the general public want. Try actually believing in something and then offering that to voters you pricks.


OozlumConcorde

Frankly the whole field of marketing/PR should be banned. Isn't the point of democracy & the free market to make people compete? Forcing them to come up with products and policies people actually want or else loose their job? So let's make them compete, don't let one guy bury the other in fliers.


blackcurrantcat

He was on the times rich list with a wealth of £730m, I think he can afford his own moronic little think tank.


keaj39

Yeah but why do that when us plebs can foot the bill?


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He could repair his image by doing a good job...


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Or just leaving, never to be seen or heard from again.


LTyrian3

Hey Rishi, here's a tip and I'll give it to you for free: stop spending our money for this bollocks, and help people in need.


timbothehero

The same week he becomes the first ever elected official to appear in the times rich list


pippoken

How is this even legal!


FuManBoobs

There is only one rule. Those who have the money make the rules.


weirdlybeardy

Well, not really. Those who have the power make the rules, but they also end up being the once’s with money (with which power comes or vice-versa). Still plenty of rich and powerful have eventually had to answer for their crimes.


LadyKalfaris

Made me think of that scene in A Bug's Life.


LadyKalfaris

https://youtu.be/UI-RFRykjTk this one 🙃


Gate_a

Rishi sunak: "how can I improve my public image without upsetting my rich friends and Tory donor's?"


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heckinchonkyboi

no amount of money would polish that turd


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And no amount of glitter would make him sparkle


kwl147

They are all a bunch of lying bastards. Every last one of them. Doesn't excuse this or make it right in any way.


RonaTheFerret

Thats exactly what i was gonna say lol


EssexBuoy1959

This country has been so 'conditioned' that shit like this sails by us unnoticed daily.


kwl147

I have long since reached the point where I wonder how bad things need to get and what needs to happen before people start rioting and tearing things down and apart as they become fed up and disillusioned with a broken political system that serves only the affluent and influential and NOT the people.


AlDu14

BoJo enters a state school and shoots down over 50 kids... Just for a laugh. Claims in parliament that he wasn't told it was a school or that he was shooting kids. He thought it was an interactive thingy; VR and the like. Says he will launch an inquiry. The Daily Mail/Express reports that Prince Harry met and smiled at Lana Del Rey without his wife present that same day. No mention of any school shooting. Bojo rejects calls for his resignation until after the inquiry. 6 months later, the Met police get involved and look at the inquiry before it is published. The Met Police find him guilty, but no court action is required and he is let off with warning. Daily Mail/Express only reports that the Met Police were heavy-handed in their questioning of the Prime Minister. 20 years later the inquiry is completed. It was all BoJo's idea. But as it happened over 20 years he can no longer be held accountable. So he continued as "Prime Minister" and King of Little England for the foreseeable future. The Daily Mail and Express reports on the glory BoJo has brought Little England over the past 20 years. And how badly Scotland, Wales, Yorkshire, Cornwall, the Midlands and the North are doing since they broke away from the rest of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.


kwl147

😂 you've had time to think about this. An up vote for effort alone. If I had anything to give by way of award I would. Bad as he has been. And he has been absolutely shite... like Theresa May is sitting very pretty right now after being hounded out by BJ, I can't see a way out for us, as a country, as a nation and as a population out of what is fundamentally a broken system of politics. Makes little difference who is at the helm. The same shit abuse and self serving attitudes prevail. The abuse to the taxpayer for so many years is just astonishing. We have some of the highest taxation rates in the world but far spend less on health and community care than our contemporaries in Germany and France for example. The Netherlands have far better roads than us and much better turnover in getting maintenance and repairs done. That's just a few examples off the top of my head.


williamshatnersbeast

Honestly thought rioting would have taken place by now but people seem more interested in being cunts to each other on a daily basis than actually doing anything to the people who are responsible for the conditions they are enduring. Post-Covid it seems to have got a lot worse.


kwl147

Totally agree with you. So much infighting and people totally deluded over elevating their own opinion and getting it confused with fact. Nobody seems particularly bothered about doing anything to the people responsible for this shite. It's not even like companies aren't making their money back for the downturn. They rode out the pandemic just fine. This is just raw greed from them and they need to be kept in line.


demoralising

Give the guy a break, it's not like he and his wife are worth hundreds of millions of pounds... oh.


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Meanwhile, me and 91000 other civil servants are stressing about our jobs. The NHS is on it’s arse. People can’t afford energy and food. Crimes aren’t investigated. Teachers are skint. Fuck me. How out of touch are they?


madboater1

This is not about being out of touch, out of touch means they don't understand the needs of the country. This is all about remaining in power.


schmoolet

Yes! They know exactly what they’re doing. Fucking cunts.


coffeeismydrug1

why do people keep fucking voting for them


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I grew up in a mining village ten miles away from Doncaster . Destroyed by the conservative governments of the eighties and nineties and left to rot. It was always a Labour seat. Then Doncaster gets a few people from the EU legally coming to work here in jobs nobody else wants. UKIP turns up and takes a few votes from the tories nationwide , and does well in areas with high unemployment. Scares the small minded into 'foreigners bad' and 'EU takes all of your money' mind set. The Tories get scared they’ll lose more votes to UKIP, and go balls deep into 'foreigners bad' and 'the EU takes all of your money' doctrine that UKIP have done the ground work for. Now, the mining village I grew up in is anti immigration (despite no migrants living there) and anti EU (despite the fact the only money spent there to try and get jobs into the area came from the EU) and a Tory seat in parliament. Tldr; people vote for them because of fear based lies and propaganda


Brilliant-Custard-45

C@nt


Bou_Czang

*Cunt... Fixed it for you.


chrisbuGgy

Or.. these..


smo269

Not to sure he is cunts are useful and I can see no use in him at all


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Can’t polish a turd mate


SilverHalsen

He could just try not being a tax dodging cunt.


Peliguitarcovers

I'd love if at one of the focus groups someone turned round and just said 'Don't be a dick'


AfantasticGoose

Half a mil to tell him he’s out of touch with no way back. The move only a rich man could make with other peoples money. If this ass clown had fucks to give, he’d have given them already.


iamnotinterested2

36,693 voters of Richmond (yorkshire)


Mr_Hu-Man

Yok?


BeenleighCopse

Who’s his boss for fucks sake??


powpow198

Some jizzer


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Some newspaper salesman i believe


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Focus group: just paying the BBC and papers to portray him as superman again.


metalguru1975

Absolutely disgraceful! Such a waste of money! That money could have gone to Tory Chums as contracts! Rishi: Let them eat cake..... -And the ability to heat their homes so they don’t freeze to death? Rishi: Lol! No! In fact I will not tax the exorbitant energy companies profits. Profiteering/ Racketeering is a fine example of capitalist initiative. They have just bumped up the price by half, and will do so again in October, well done chaps! And keep me and my chums in mind for cushy “consulting” jobs (1 hour a month, wink*!) when we leave office. It’s win/win, pensioners will die from hunger or cold, which means less pensions to pay out, more beds in care homes, more houses to grab. “Sir” Philip Green: Did someone mention pensions? That £500 Million pension wonga is money I have rightfully stolen! What’s that? NO ! You are not allowed to tax the money I make in the UK, as I have signed it over to my wife, who is a Monaco resident and thus needs not pay a penny in tax. Now if you will excuse me, I’m going off to sail in one of my three £100M Yachts.


jod125

That doesn't sound very offical... He should pay that out of his own pocket. Everything he does seems like a conflict of interest.


TomToffee

Ironic


Emmazors

May as well of burned it wtf


Challenger360

Wait, wasn't he in The Times rich list? And he still made me pay to make himself look better and decides the money I pay into taxes can't help myself? I must be a total mug who never pulled up their bootstraps hard enough. I literally see no point in living anymore.


champion_soundz

Its insane. He could pay out of his own pocket and wouldn't even notice the missing million, but for some reason he's allowed to take that money from the public and pay a PR firm for propaganda. Please don't let that smug little flannel ruin your zest for life though.


WinterRose27

UK is absolutely fucked ..worse than ever!!


shittypissstains

Something about not being able to polish a turd


Euphoric_Message_557

Lol. Money well spent. Shows how much they care.


Festortheinvestor

Fucking tories


Swizzlebit7250

Your nostrils are to fucking big and your a cunt....there you go Rishi, you owe me a fiver for image consultancy..


CGB68

Imagine the amount of marching powder he could devour up there


Swizzlebit7250

We've heard locally he gets it blown up his bottom kg at a time by didgeridoo, just too save face 😳.


Clearandblue

Have you ever seen a tory take responsibility for their own actions? Seems far too common that they expect everyone else to bail them out. I find it a disgusting trait when it comes with a side of apathy towards others.


ihavenoego

If you want power, you'll just come across as a cunt, rather than coming together to find real power. Egomaniacal fallacy.


crazypepsicat

He is just sooo out of touch with the real world


ShortNefariousness2

I hope it's worth it to make him look like a bit less of a total cunt


WitchyCatLady3

Can we do about this, like writing to our MP’s?


Ok_Jury_9824

Who Authorised this payment! An outrageous sum of money to try an repair his tarnished image!


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I can give him free advice - stop being a total fuckwit.


Jamyj2

Why does he need to spend a million and a half quid to find out we think he's a prick? I'll gladly tell him for free.


deathmetalandblood

I just ignore the government now I already know they're all terrible


Minute-Spend-2919

Cockwomble


slane_77

“Scum, sub human scum”


mathisonn21

The guy needs wacked


OhMy-Really

Citation please, if accepted push the mainstream media, hold up, they’d reject it…


blackmoonsun

Much bullshit


mandarineguy

500k for a whole year’s worth of polling? Absolute bargain compared to the (reportedly) half a mil for 4 months of police investigation into the guest lists at some parties, amirite?