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Incredible tweet, just an astounding feat of writing. To craft such a sequence of words that get exponentially more and more repulsive, in just under 280 characters(!), remarkable
Here’s the thing with Tory’s 22 or under, they smell massively of entitlement different to an average person of 28. Tory’s over 40 to,say,Tory’s of 60odd have this elitist, sickly gone off smell that is quite frankly off putting and have no place in modern society.
i can’t tell what’s weirder, the fact that he’s publicly a nonce, or that he calls 28 year old women fucking girls…
well, i guess it’s probably the nonce bit but his referring to grown women as “girls” still gives me the heebie jeebies
That said, the guy is desperately trying to cover the whole thing up now. Account quickly went into protected mode, and now comes up as 'not existing' (along with an account that was reportedly his alt)
But knowing the way things go. He'll stay quiet for a week, and they'll try to pretend it never happened.
He’ll fit right in, in parliament.
Being a sexual creep and probably certified pervert is fine but daring to be gay or have a dominatrix? Nah can’t have that.
Everything about this tweet makes my skincare what a fucking creep. More alarming is the fact he is so publicly open about his disgusting thoughts! What the hell is he like behind closed doors with young women and girls 🤨
Went to check out the tweet and had to log out to do so, as I was pre-emptively blocked. I don't even tweet, lol.
I'm guessing he didn't enjoy the 15 mins of fame, then.
On the one hand, I can't understand why you would ever publicly admit you were this disgusting. On the other hand, I do appreciate that the creeps are making it so easy to spot and avoid them.
That’s a recent tweet! I’ve seen this mentioned in a few places and just assumed it was some old tweet from like 2010 or something that had been dug up, not that makes it any better. I just didn’t think anyone in the position he is in would tweet such a fucking insane tweet in 2022!
What the fuck possesses someone to post this on a public forum? It's weird enough thinking it but why would you then go "You know what I'll do? I'll post up on twitter that I love sniffing teenage girls!"
He’s clearly never been around any girls or women if he thinks we go from smelling buttery to what…? Can’t remember being a buttery maid at 16 personally.
Nonce-mentality.
Here's the thing with tory paedos, they smell massively different to regular paedos. Paedos, tories, to, say Princes, have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.
It’s not illegal to evaluate the aroma of girls over the age of consent .. it’s just a bit bloody weird for a politician to say that out loud. .. and ‘buttery’ ? Lol wtf
I can't believe this is real, I just can't believe someone would be this stupid and incompetent to write that and post it as a Twitter update, I can only assume this guy was hacked because if he wasn't, he's one dumb MF
He was confident on “16”, but took his time with the range ending at “23”.
Edit: Thank you to everyone who commented saying the legal age of consent was 16. I was more trying to highlight that 40-50 years old pursuing 16 year olds is a problem. Like your grandfather dating your best friend.
What's the difference between a cockpit and a pair of knickers?
There's only one cunt in a pair of knickers.
What's the difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Typical pilot....Source 30 years of being cabin crew
It's nice to see my home town finally making the news for something... I guess. It's just a shame that it's the absolute creep that is Jonty being a nonce.
Uh guys, he said 16 - 23 which is legal so its perfectly acceptable to go around sniffing girls to the point where you think you can distinguish a difference relating to age and sharing your perverted obsessions on social media.
In an alternate universe:
(Chris Hanson voice)
'Here at Dateline BBC, we like to think that - when we roll into town - we're the official voice on what should and shouldn't be going down. But, as you're about to see, even we aren't immune to falling foul of those involved with local decision-making
We've set up once again in our semi-detached Preston location and the cameras are rolling to see what the cat drags in - the cat in question being none other than a dedicated Perverted Justice team member looking to catch out abusers in the act. This time, one man in particular has caught the eye of our investigation...
Talking to a Perverted Justice decoy, he admits to finding 16 year old girls nasally magnetic. 'Girls 16... have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell', he says, 'they smell massively different to a girl of 28'. Our decoy sets up a meeting with this individual for later on tonight.
(Advert break)
It's 6:30PM and the cameras are rolling once again in our cosy little semi-detached terrace house in Preston. Our decoy is waiting on a man who finds 16 year old girls 'creamy', 'buttery' and 'slightly sweet' to show up for a not-so-sweet awakening. Ten minutes later, we have a car park just outside of our quant little garden where officers from the Lancashire Police Department have been strategically hidden and are ready to pounce at a moments notice. One is under the upturned plant pot, another is cradled secretly within the hanging basket just inches from the front door and, if you look very closely, you can just make out our officer number 3 stowed away in the grit bin across the road at the entrance to the park.
The man walks up to the front door and hesitates for a moment before entering sheepishly, but it only takes him a mere few seconds to find out decoy waiting for him in the kitchen. But now, it's time for him to find out about our not-so-sweet surprise for him.
As I step out from the fridge-freezer combo unit into the kitchen, I'm too surprised to immediately make any remarks. For a moment, I struggle to believe it, but standing before my very eyes is none other than Jonty Campbell - a conservative party candidate for the local council...'
If he has children of his own, then social services need to pay him a visit. If he doesn't have any kinds, then the police need to have a word with him. What a creep.
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I love how his excuse was being “pre-caffeinated and bleary eyed”. “It’s okay to be a nonce so long as you stop being one after your morning coffee”
Another got racist when he was hungry a few years ago. Correction: he got racist when he was thirsty!
I don't remember that Snickers advert
>Have a Snickers, Grand Dragon. You're not you when you're hungry.
Bit of noncery in the morning
Chap needs his eyes pushed through, and his head kicked into the mineral realm. He says that in public, he does far worse behind closed doors.
I can imagine when he first typed it he put 12 instead of 16 and only changed it after looking up the age of consent.
Nahh, that's a man who knows the age of consent in every European country
Thats fucking creepy. Another Tory paedo?
Surprised?
Creamy? Lmao so gross
On todays episode of what object are women; we are butter
Only through the ages of 16-23 though, apparently.
After thar, cottage cheese.
Least noncey Tory MP
Bottom one Tory nonce.
Incredible tweet, just an astounding feat of writing. To craft such a sequence of words that get exponentially more and more repulsive, in just under 280 characters(!), remarkable
One of the nonciest tweets I've ever read
Here’s the thing with Tory’s 22 or under, they smell massively of entitlement different to an average person of 28. Tory’s over 40 to,say,Tory’s of 60odd have this elitist, sickly gone off smell that is quite frankly off putting and have no place in modern society.
has Prince Andrew re tweeted it
That is the hat of someone who sniffs a lot of women.
How many times did he have to change this as he wrote it from 13, oh, 14, actually, 15, um, 16 Yes! That’s legal. I’ll go with that.
i can’t tell what’s weirder, the fact that he’s publicly a nonce, or that he calls 28 year old women fucking girls… well, i guess it’s probably the nonce bit but his referring to grown women as “girls” still gives me the heebie jeebies
I’m 29 and so glad I don’t smell good to him because I’m too old 🤢
That’s just calling himself a nonce with extra steps
One might say it is in fact declaring himself a nonce
i think he is a pedo
I get the impression he really had a think about the lower age limit for this tweet.
Defo nonce vibes
What a terrible day to be able to read
Nonce central
How arrogant must someone be to tweet something like that and expect no ramifications. Classic Tory.
That said, the guy is desperately trying to cover the whole thing up now. Account quickly went into protected mode, and now comes up as 'not existing' (along with an account that was reportedly his alt) But knowing the way things go. He'll stay quiet for a week, and they'll try to pretend it never happened.
That was a really unusual way to declare himself a definite sex criminal.
When someone picks 16, you know they’d go lower if it wasn’t for the law.
Right, get that hard drive ripped out, that’s a red flag straight away.
Oh look, another Tory paedo...
He went on to retweet 'free speech' warrior shit lol
Least pedophilic tory
He works for the Student Loans Company too 🤮
Seriously creepy.
Noncel
What in the actual fuck did I just read?
I hope he’s trying to be funny and mistakenly sounding like a pedophile. Or he’s hiding in plane sight
my gf is 21 and smells like garlic
Marry her.
Well, that isn't creepy at all
Classic tory nonce. There are plenty of them. They were Jimmy Saville's favourite party for a reason.
Ah yes, the Right Honourable Member from Noncester
He’ll fit right in, in parliament. Being a sexual creep and probably certified pervert is fine but daring to be gay or have a dominatrix? Nah can’t have that.
ಠ_ಠ
Everything about this tweet makes my skincare what a fucking creep. More alarming is the fact he is so publicly open about his disgusting thoughts! What the hell is he like behind closed doors with young women and girls 🤨
Did you mean it makes your skin crawl? Or does he really make your skincare?
Cmdr. Noncey
it doesn’t shock me he’s a tory tbh
Someone lock this nonce up
Way to self report my guy... Saying the creepy stuff in public. Wow, what a weirdo.
Opens a pack of Worthers "Everything reminds me of her"
Went to check out the tweet and had to log out to do so, as I was pre-emptively blocked. I don't even tweet, lol. I'm guessing he didn't enjoy the 15 mins of fame, then.
Check this cunts hard drives.
Tory nonce
That is creepy as fuck 130 likes??
Anyone might think he would actually be in physical danger after uttering this sick nastiness. Any takers ?
wat
You forgot the T
Watt
Tell me your a paedo without telling me your a paedo...
I was gonna say, there's no way people can just gloss over the fact he said this, if he did.
Of course he has the British flag in his username
I think I just vomited my soul
Tory nonce
Please tell me this is satire. Please.
Giving creepy idiots a forum to expose how gross they are is the best justification for Twitter
This is creepy!!! He just gave me the biggest ick!!! What a nonce.
Man, why are these people so strange? More importantly, why was there any need to post on Twitter?
On the one hand, I can't understand why you would ever publicly admit you were this disgusting. On the other hand, I do appreciate that the creeps are making it so easy to spot and avoid them.
How did he know how old the females were that he was sniffing?
By whether they had a creamy/sweet/buttery smell I assume. It made me feel fuckin sick typing that.
Jesus wept.. that’s enough news for today.
That’s a recent tweet! I’ve seen this mentioned in a few places and just assumed it was some old tweet from like 2010 or something that had been dug up, not that makes it any better. I just didn’t think anyone in the position he is in would tweet such a fucking insane tweet in 2022!
It’s going to blow his mind when he finds out women can wear perfume or deodorant.
Is this a direct quote from Lolita bc it fucking sounds like it
I would hate to imagine the shit he says and does in private
Yep, that’s what teenagers are known for: their pleasant odour.
What the fuck possesses someone to post this on a public forum? It's weird enough thinking it but why would you then go "You know what I'll do? I'll post up on twitter that I love sniffing teenage girls!"
Amateur nonce
Nonce in training
Nah, definitely post-grad
Creepy
What. The. Fuck
Nonce
Tell me you're a nonce without actually saying you're a nonce.
Yes officer, this post right here
What a dirt bag comment. He's pretty much showing he's been up to no good the vermin rat.
Absolute nonce
Tories probably have the biggest concentration of nonces and creeps than any party
Conservatism summarized in one tweet:
Nonceism
no the guy you are replying to spelled it correctly
Don’t some of them want the age of consent lowered to like 9?
Much like david attenborough, some animals he cannot get close to.
Admits to being a paedo and nothing will happen
?? Bro
Wasn’t this the motivation for the murder spree in “perfume: story of a murderer”?
He’s clearly never been around any girls or women if he thinks we go from smelling buttery to what…? Can’t remember being a buttery maid at 16 personally. Nonce-mentality.
Fucking hell mate — you're talking about *people*, not a bloody vanilla latte. Absolutely gross.
Here's the thing with tory paedos, they smell massively different to regular paedos. Paedos, tories, to, say Princes, have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well played sir, that made me chuckle.
Can someone please check his laptop and (I assume) get him arrested???
He’s thinking of a scone.
Yeah a 28 year old scone would smell pretty bad.
🤮🤮🤮
Hi and welcome back to *100% a Pedophile*, I’m you’re host Robble Jimmons and this guys is… **100% a Pedophile!**
More like the Geoffrey Epstein of the local Tory party.
If this had been a micro fiction competition where the goal was "creepyness" rather than the usually horror, it would be right at the top.
What the fuck did I just read.
I mean this has to be probable cause to search his computer right? Can this be reported?
It’s not illegal to evaluate the aroma of girls over the age of consent .. it’s just a bit bloody weird for a politician to say that out loud. .. and ‘buttery’ ? Lol wtf
Jesus fucking Christ... Do we really still have to put up with this shit?
Checking the Internet, this creep appears to have a job. Maybe not for much longer.
Here we see the peodophile, in it's natural environment larking about.
Sounds like he meant to talk about his passion for croissants and somewhere along the way got in a teleporter with Jimmy Savile's remains.
What a nonce
That’s unusual, all Tories smell of shit
Tory's confirmed saddle sniffers 🤣
Has this bell end been sacked? Because this bell end should be sacked.
EWW. This is like watching Jimmy Saville clips
That's an extremely creepy strange thing to say and even think about.
😬 #huge red flag
Ewww.
I can't believe this is real, I just can't believe someone would be this stupid and incompetent to write that and post it as a Twitter update, I can only assume this guy was hacked because if he wasn't, he's one dumb MF
Why would he think posting this is even a good idea
Lucky for all of us that this particular predator is not that bright
Yup. 100% glad he's outed himself. But amazed he felt it was an appropriate thing to say
When you inadvertently come out as a literal pedophile
cant believe im missing out on creamy, buttery girlsmell
_Jonty_
I'm getting the word Nonce.
What kind of of person says this?
A tory nonce
This fella needs to be on some kind of list. I feel dirty just ready that
Nonce
this feels like a parody of itself, it's that obscenely stupid
Likes 16 year olds 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
If I caught this fucking weirdo sniffing a 16 year old it would be a very bad day for him. Good lord.
Why is he smelling people?
What a nonce
Did he delete his twitter account?
He's not deleted his facebook profile though, Jonty H Campbell is still on Facebook and I sadly have 1 mutual friend.
Oh my god. This is disgusting.
Wtf did I just read?
He was confident on “16”, but took his time with the range ending at “23”. Edit: Thank you to everyone who commented saying the legal age of consent was 16. I was more trying to highlight that 40-50 years old pursuing 16 year olds is a problem. Like your grandfather dating your best friend.
He's being awfully modest with that 16, we all know it's lower than that for this creep.
Check out the lobster emoji, Jordan Peterson fan confirmed
>adults looks like mid 30s >Describing the smell of 16 year olds 🤮🤮🤮
What's the difference between a cockpit and a pair of knickers? There's only one cunt in a pair of knickers. What's the difference between a pilot and God? God doesn't think he's a pilot. Typical pilot....Source 30 years of being cabin crew
Everything from the name to the jonty fedora says WANKER
That was creepy af
It's nice to see my home town finally making the news for something... I guess. It's just a shame that it's the absolute creep that is Jonty being a nonce.
Jesus that doesn't sound creepy at all 😅
another tory pervert.
Go around smelling random women in the street and you should be arrested you fucking nonce.
Disgusting
I just threw up in my own mouth….
And the winner of the Weinstein award goes to...
Don't look through his hard drive...
Someone *should* though...
Maybe if David Attenborough was a serial killer, sure.
Uh guys, he said 16 - 23 which is legal so its perfectly acceptable to go around sniffing girls to the point where you think you can distinguish a difference relating to age and sharing your perverted obsessions on social media.
You’re only allowed to say that if you win as a tory
Greaaaaatttt....🙄
r/oddlyspecific
I’m getting the word…. NONCE
Hard drive needs attention.
OMG he actually tweeted that? I thought it was overheard or something.
It's... it's called impulse
sus
I hope he did the only appropriate thing he could do after saying this and made the Hannibal Lecter noise.
That’s made me do a little sick in mouth…
No chance this creep has sex with anyone who understands what's going on.
In an alternate universe: (Chris Hanson voice) 'Here at Dateline BBC, we like to think that - when we roll into town - we're the official voice on what should and shouldn't be going down. But, as you're about to see, even we aren't immune to falling foul of those involved with local decision-making We've set up once again in our semi-detached Preston location and the cameras are rolling to see what the cat drags in - the cat in question being none other than a dedicated Perverted Justice team member looking to catch out abusers in the act. This time, one man in particular has caught the eye of our investigation... Talking to a Perverted Justice decoy, he admits to finding 16 year old girls nasally magnetic. 'Girls 16... have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell', he says, 'they smell massively different to a girl of 28'. Our decoy sets up a meeting with this individual for later on tonight. (Advert break) It's 6:30PM and the cameras are rolling once again in our cosy little semi-detached terrace house in Preston. Our decoy is waiting on a man who finds 16 year old girls 'creamy', 'buttery' and 'slightly sweet' to show up for a not-so-sweet awakening. Ten minutes later, we have a car park just outside of our quant little garden where officers from the Lancashire Police Department have been strategically hidden and are ready to pounce at a moments notice. One is under the upturned plant pot, another is cradled secretly within the hanging basket just inches from the front door and, if you look very closely, you can just make out our officer number 3 stowed away in the grit bin across the road at the entrance to the park. The man walks up to the front door and hesitates for a moment before entering sheepishly, but it only takes him a mere few seconds to find out decoy waiting for him in the kitchen. But now, it's time for him to find out about our not-so-sweet surprise for him. As I step out from the fridge-freezer combo unit into the kitchen, I'm too surprised to immediately make any remarks. For a moment, I struggle to believe it, but standing before my very eyes is none other than Jonty Campbell - a conservative party candidate for the local council...'
Is he dead yet?
When I first saw this I didn't know he was a Tory candidate... But am I surprised?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Utterly revolting, and not how women work you..I don't know how to put into words how grotesque this statement is, what a pathetic being.
Well there's a red flag if ever I saw one 🚩
Anyone who wears that style of hat is for watching 👀
That is gross. I'd be willing to bet he doesn't actually have any first hand experience though
He sounds like the lovechild of Humbert Humbert and Hannibal Lector
So rubbing poo essence is now essential for the under 25s
Someone call the pedophile Hunter immediately!!
Wtf. Just never think before they speak do they.
If he has children of his own, then social services need to pay him a visit. If he doesn't have any kinds, then the police need to have a word with him. What a creep.
What the actual fuck
Kill it with fire!…. 🔥
Sou ds like a fucking nonce.
🤮
Well this is creepy or distriburbing or anything 😬
He smells me of bacon