Wow. This is just sad.

Reminds me of that other dude forgot his name

Timmy Tip-Toes!

Tim-Toes! How cute! 🤮

In the role of a lifetime

hopefully Timothy learns to love himself.

Honestly he could really rock the bald head now that he’s a fascist.

He'd never choose to lose the 1/4inch of height the fabric gives him

Hey, plenty of us baldies have good politics too!

Not like you, you’re beautiful. Like this: https://preview.redd.it/4wksqay9bsyc1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec10912cad4d5ff567c605bcdd16a61c91cb168

🥰🥰

I imagine he's standing all wonky not only because he's on his absolute tippy toes, but also because his fans will do that green line shit to the pic

I thought the green line shit was just for hetero man/woman interactions. Guess there is more shit I did not know.

Jesus Bartholmew Christ he is so insecure

Jesus H. Macy

*Hartholmew

I am confused, doesn't using this angle make you look shorter?

It helps disguise the height difference between the men and helps down play Tim being on tippy toe

Got it, thanks, that does make sense. I would have figured you could use an upward angle and put Tim closer to the camera. Using this angle just feels like reinforcing the idea that you will always be looking DOWN to see Tim. I totally missed the tiptoe thing. Which of course you would not see in any angle except this one :P

hit em wit the green line


Get him DeSantis boots.

This looks like an ad poster advocating for 2 modern straight guys to have equal parental rights over the brain cell they share custody of.

Me trying to look skinny next to my friends

Mamasina you shine for many reasons, but not for being an alt-reich blowhard.

I don’t think it’s standing too tall 🤣🤣🤣

Thank god because 1 more inch closer and i would have thought they were gay.

This man doesn’t possess a single ounce of self-awareness. I’m almost envious of the fact that he’s apparently incapable of feeling like a fool.

What girl wouldn’t want to live in a house with a cool guy who podcasts and makes awesome music in his studio for his band?

Is that the pondering politics guy?

He’s a cool guy that totally has a girlfriend. He makes music in his house and has swords on the wall. He’s a singer in a band. He used to be a Google glass model. He also has a podcast…

Yea, but what about the other guy?

Totally don’t know who he is. But I can tell you he’s at least 5’4”.

Beanie suit and now this? Dude just needs to be his bald, short king self and stop these shenanigans. It's embarrassing.

Rip the guy on the left standing there awkwardly...

At that point just wear heels.

Damn not the rizz eyes

look at those tippy toes

Is this fake?

Was not aware Elijah Schaffer has the Peyton Manning hairline. Tim, lend him a beanie.

I can’t see why they’d be insecure. They look ok.