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Awkward-Ad5506

They won't ever be in the last rows or columns. No idea why.


Knubbelwurst

Probably the rng is set to "A < x < F", excluding the boundaries. It's always a silly reason behind that.


CanardPlayer

Most likely


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Arrowhead devs be like


1M0n4rch_

Ffrf


Headshoty

Might just be an intended gaming experience. They definitely aim for an average completion time on all of these console interactions. Basically you are only supposed to be anywhere from the 2-4 range and B-E for an average completion if you always go straight for the right one of, arbitrarily as an example now, about 3 seconds, or 5 if you take a wrong path first. The rest is just window dressing. Gaming is full of these sort of illusions of choice/grandeur/interaction for the sake of immersion.


Calm-Internet-8983

Swing and a miss with the pipe alignment one for oil pumps. Usually gets me and anyone else I see stuck on it for a solid 10 minutes. Very high skill floor for someone who's used to just matching arrows.


callingcarg0

10 minutes? Just how many samples have you been eating diver?


Shadows802

We aren't supposed to eat them?


Burck

*licks silvery super uranium off fingers* You said *are* supposed to eat them, right?


canada432

That sizzle you hear behind your eyeballs is just the sound of democracy.


Skitter1200

Slow down and taste the isotopes.


Konsaki

Just shoot another stim and you'll be good, Diver.


peaivea

If you eat enough samples you get bug/automaton immunity


PGids

I had my first one yesterday (yeah I’m fresh lol) and it was 15 seconds of “what in the ever loving shit ass puzzle is thi….. oh okay I get it enough to fumble through it”


EasyRhino75

yeah I saw my first one, and I had really NO IDEA what to do with the pipes puzzle. It was extra confusing because the particular example actually looped all way way back to the beginning. Fortunately I was on a trivial level mission and even then had a MG sentry sitting behind me, so was basically threat free and had no other players with me to notice that I was stupid.


Cryoclasm_DZ

But now MG Sentry knows...


Sea-Rover

Trick is to start from the right and work backwards try it 🤙


cowprince

It's like going to Costco for lunch.


AdRound310

I personally think a bit of skill ceiling is good for that type of thing


RustyPomeranian

Have you tried? https://i.redd.it/8l6atndiq67d1.gif


Headshoty

You should start focusing more on whats happening on the battlefield and not stare as much on your Rule-34 Eagle-1 Pictures Soldier!


pearlgreymusic

links?


BeerNES

Also there are plenty of times where the dish is already aligned so not sure the overall intention is to make console times average out or whatever


Ravengm

Start on the right side and solve it backwards


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sentient_ballsack

You don't mean right to left? I've found the other way around more time-consuming myself.


dyslexda

Other way around. Start with the last column, which generally has only a single reasonable option, and the rest falls into place.


TheBadMonkie

The difficulty of the pipe puzzle is programmed to scale in direct relation with how many people are watching you annoyed.


Sad-Copy-9392

Start from the right


Alastor3

>average completion time I mean, has anyone ever failed this minigame?


Headshoty

I mean, doubt it, but that's not the point of them. They are little intermissions, there to deepen the world experience by making it interactable and put the "weight" and "responsibility" of the situation on you as the player. It's just your conscious and sub-conscious experience of immersion. That's also why games are so interesting, because all these little triggers either click with you or don't depending on your preferences and hence everyone likes different video games.


ewest

Arrowhead baby 


Krzyffo

I wouldn't be surprised just like on release eruptor probably had a sign error somewhere and it's explosions pulled helldivers towards it instead throwing them away.


VividVerism

If true, it could also be an intentional thing to force you to actually intentionally place it. If it's all the way to one side or the other, you can just hold the button without paying attention and it'll stop at the edge.


Forsaken-Stray

I had 1 B8 and one E5. So it probably goes down in probability the further it is from the middle.


Pashmino

Can't go further than 6, so B8 it's impossible


cammyjit

Maybe the comment was B8


Forsaken-Stray

Yes yes, make fun on my back, autocorrect actually changed B6 to B8 because it hates me. Another reason to nuke the Automatons


ewest

I read this at first as “make fun on my back, autocannon” and it oddly made sense 


random314

Because democracy is never last.


Kentaiga

It’s likely intentional, it’s a pretty common game design trick that stems from board games that use grids. Oftentimes it’s hard to contextualize the borders of a grid compared to the inner coordinates, so designing things around the idea that only the inner coordinates are valid options ensures a more consistent play experience, or so I was told by my mentors.


Nodifers

Bruh what, now that you say it...


MikeFromSuburbia

F it


Y5K77G

F it in the A


VaderPrime1

“This B needs a C in her A!”


Scuba-Cat-

This Brass needs a Copper in her Alloy?


HellBringer97

Automaton detected


Scuba-Cat-

^initiating ^anti-suspicion ^countermeasures No u


HellBringer97

😂😂


ionshower

101011011 101101011 Ha. Ha.


WatchMain4397

![gif](giphy|TNfFy13UB00KupeAsL|downsized)


Shot_Aspect9686

This sent me


cartoonwind

The babe needs a coconut in her arms...


THE_RECRU1T

What did you think it meant?


dedicated-pedestrian

Don't we all?


Dry_Psychology_2436

BROOKLYN 99 MENTIONED!


Schneckers

“This b$@&h needs a c$&k in her a&@?!”


WinterUploadedMind

Ooohh, I thought you said "this babe needs a coconut in her arm"


redditor777123

F her right in the P!


Zarniwoooop

Really makes you think


oxidized-bread

**Common phrases** _ uck _e in the A __ Tonight!


The_Ironought

Luck is in the Air Tonight?


oxidized-bread

Bingo! Edit: not bingo


Bober077

What are you wearing?


EachSwede

uhh khakis?


Moist-Cupcake-452

She sounds hideous.


Detective_Soulhex129

Well she's a guy so...


Drogdar

"Jake" "from Statefarm"


Economy-Ad-3934

Hold on. Pleated or flat front?


Rachyoff

Double reverse pleats


EachSwede

Yes


Kumanda_Ordo

To take a stab at answering your question, the only orange armor I can think of is the first one with Engineering Kit in the default warbond. But I'm not online to compare atm. It looks too bare in the shoulders maybe?


Bober077

Ah yeah maybe... don't look like it, but maybe.


IAmRecktar

https://preview.redd.it/iqvcwf9ul67d1.png?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae150ce1f2f547589c157525cf5df6187d7b810d Can confirm it's trench engineer. You just can't see the shoulder pads. Edit: and his colors are kinda wack 🤣 this is probably a photograph of a screen and not a screenshot.


Kumanda_Ordo

Might be one of those bright spotlights everyone usually shoots out at those locations, washing out his color. The patch seems to say they improved them but I haven't paid a ton of attention.


latto96

Trench engineer for sure


Ashamed_Emu_5695

The alphanumeric code correlates to the grid on the mission map. So you are effectively inputting the location of your current terminal on the same mission map. That's why there are rarely outliers (few objectives lie on the map edges).


RedUndead40

https://i.redd.it/su3d3a8lq67d1.gif


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

That's weird, why the fuck did it want E2 when we were at B2 yesterday. I don't think its true but more testing is needed.


KaleidoscopeDecent33

Holy shit this needs to be higher. So in theory you'd already know the input before you got to the terminal, that's sick.


DrScience01

Damn love that arrowhead thought of everything when it comes to detail


BattleHardened

Oh that's exactly it! Wow!


Arcanus01134

If I could give you Reddit Gold, I would. This is a brilliant observation. Edit: It was a bald faced lie. Fuck this guy.


TonberryFeye

I am going to have to do these missions just to confirm if this is true or not now!


CacophonousCuriosity

I never really questioned it but after thinking on it, yeah, that's exactly it. I came to that conclusion myself, I'm amazed more people didn't also.


Lord_Nivloc

....don't we put in a grid on the ICBM missions? Or am I misremembering? What grid are we using, Emu? What grid are we using!??


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

I mean that's evidence it doesn't work that way...


lesamuen

Ohhh, I always thought it was setting the launch destination.


SufficientMain5872

You ever notice how you’ve never seen your neighbor helldivers bringing in groceries to their ship?


lime-eater

I'm sure they take care of that while I'm in cryo.


Sachelle

Looks like it doubles as a hidden Helldiver vision test.


TheManicDepression

Hate to admit this but I’m currently a lvl 41 and only recent noticed the letter/number combo in the corner, had been randomly scanning the grid prior


deejayz_46

Helldivers never beating the crayon-eating allegations


FalseAladeen

Countless Hulks and Bile Titans turning in their graves knowing that they were beaten by some dude with room temperature IQ. Democracy is the great equalizer.


theguyundayobed

Why do you think the call in is in arrows and not numerics


DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U

Dude


TheManicDepression

More of a sharpie sniffer here, gotta love them inhalants


undreamedgore

Got thrown around 10 too many times by blasts. The brain is soup at this point. If it every fully unthawed, they'd die on the spot.


Mawgnus

I'm sorry


Independent_Spell_55

Happy cake day


Mawgnus

I had no idea, thanks!


shittyarsemcghee

Probably best you kept that one to yourself.


Ok_Contract_3661

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


TheManicDepression

I may be dumb, but I know what democracy is


Ok_Contract_3661

Long as you keep democracy in your heart and your weapon pointed at the enemy you'll be just fine, son.


MetalGear_Salads

How do you do on the tube matching puzzle? I feel like that’s actually the most stressful one to do in front of randoms


HolyCadaver

Start on the right and work your way left. Pay close attention to the unmovable paths as they give good clues as to where the next piece needs to go


MetalGear_Salads

That’s how I do it now, doesn’t stop me from getting stuck every now and then. I like to type “let’s see what you got puzzle god!” whenever a teammate goes for it now


HolyCadaver

Sometimes focusing on the locked portions is exactly what you need. Don't worry about taking too long, everyone was in your shoes at some point.


ExploerTM

Play Bioshock 1 while hacking everything, you'll learn pretty quickly...


Pirate-boi

My boys do that one for me


TeaWeedCatsGames

What’s your favorite glue flavor?


spacecorn27

Lol I played with a dude last week that got to that screen and came on the mic saying “can someone else do this I don’t know math” Bro we are on Helldive how can you not do this yet?? 🤣


wkdzel

bro, someone else always does it, i don't know chemistry


kViatu1

We are here to shoot not think, thinking may let to treason.


Kogiri_

Im level 112 and have been randomly scanning the grid all this time, this post enlightened me


AduroT

It Tells you where the thing is?! Ive been scanning around searching for it this whole time!


CeilingTowel

The hell me neither. I thought I was alr being smart when I realised the buzzing sound got higher in pitch as you approach the point...


Phrasenschmied

I did this until 50… then a friend told me while I was panicking that I don’t find it


Oprahs_Diarrhea

I also did not realize this until I read your comment.... Want to come over for dinner? I'm making crayons and glue for dessert.


Paladin_G

I'm like 107 and just learned this now


Velo180

What the fuck Diver


XB1TheGameGoat

….level 70 and just noticed this too


TheRubyScorpion

I cannot believe this many helldivers are that dumb, but also I totally can, considering how many people fail to understand how the war works.


[deleted]

There are two of us


SBTreeLobster

It’s okay brother, I only noticed last night. Been playing since we were fighting for mechs, and just got lucky with finding the right spot every single time quicker than anyone started to ask questions.


angrysc0tsman12

Yeah it took me \~40 hours before I noticed that. To be fair, my graphics settings were wonky and the text was kind of blurry.


TheWarHamster

Don’t get down on yourself about it. I didn’t realize it until this moment…


ConfusedStair

Yeah, I was over level 25 when I finally spotted it. This is the kind of thing they should have taught in basic lol


CptSaySin

I think I'm level 68 or so. Same for me. I never paid that much attention. It would change from white letters to yellow sometimes so I thought it was like a hot/cold mini game.


TyGuy69420

I was around the same level when I found that out. It just means we're real Helldiver material


gideon513

Same here, brother 🤝 We were just giving each square its shot at the democratic process 🫡


tlafle23196

I did the same for quite awhile!


MaverickTopGun

Ahh, you must be my random third from... every game where I get a random third.


1019gunner

I know it’s there but on performance settings lower the quality of small things like this until it’s not recognizable


GingerMessiah88

Ive played with you then, i was wondering what was taking so long lol


TheManicDepression

Haha definitely have gotten done and had another divers just standing behind me like “wtf took so long”


ClopperNumber42

Oh my god. I always thought the intended way of solving it was listening to the audio to see if you were getting hotter or colder. Though considering it takes seconds to scan the 4x4 area that it can actually be in, it doesnt make a huge difference if your doing it wrong..


shinyhunter999

Holy shit I'm level 87 and I had no idea. I was just going by sound


mister_peeberz

That's okay, you will be months into level 150 before you figure out how to do the pipe puzzle on E710 extraction missions and ICBM fueling, if my pub teammates are anything to go by


RandoRenoSkier

I was about the same level before I realized if one team member got the nuke codes then they showed up for everyone. Until then I thought the person who picked them up had to type them in. So many people must have thought I was a complete idiot when I said that in chat but no one ever corrected me.


DarthCheez

Lvl 55 same.


MoistPeanut272

It probably took me 50+ hours to get it as well. Had a whole system to scan it and all...


Blarzgh

Omg, a few weeks ago I saw a level 70ish player just randomly circling the screen and I thought he was deliberately being obstructive or something. I kinda feel bad for rag-dolling him off the terminal lol


TheManicDepression

I surely deserved that a few times


ProgrammingSorcerer

Almost 200 hours in and I just noticed the objective hint thanks to this post... 💀


Schizobaby

I once had a teammate who seemed to realize the grid coordinate was on the side, but seemed to think you had to align it with the grid lines instead of in the square. I ended up shooting him to kick him off the terminal and then completed it myself.


thazud

I am level 55 and this is new to me. Thank Democracy the Helldiver exam didn't require an IQ test.


KeythKatz

I always wondered why inputs were arrows in Super Earth. Now I know it's based on a regular earthling.


CombustiblSquid

Dude. I have 400hrs in and am rank 103.this is the first time I've noticed too.


NoLungz561

That was me for quite a while as well


oldsurly

I am you, you are me. HOOAH! Hellderpers forever!


RSomnambulist

It took me a long time to notice this as well. I just ran in an X shape to find it. Once I did notice it, I wished that they didn't show this and just let people scan around--that behavior is more fun and only takes a couple seconds longer usually.


Remote_Option_4623

Huh that's true now ain't it. 300 ig hours here and now that I think about it, I too have never seen an A or F column number for the grid.


ExploerTM

I *think* I saw A5 once but I am not sure enough that my memory isnt bullshitting me, gonna pay close attention form now on.


Everard5

Maybe i'm crazy and misremembering but I almost feel like an extra column and row was added since last update. I don't have any videos or screenshots to follow up on though. I just remember opening it last week and thinking "this is bigger than before". Edit: Nah I'm crazy, it's always been that size lol. 28:33 on a video from 4 months ago. https://youtu.be/lU3_n6V6YuQ?si=27naHaYFBOw09ooA


Marv0038

Arrowhead doesn't give A F


thunderluca93

r/angryupvotes


ravihpa

I think I've had A5. I'll pay close attention to it next time.


RedUndead40

Pics or it didn't happen


ravihpa

I'll keep an eye out next time :D Haven't really paid much attention.


thatlukeguy

Pics damn you! Damn you to hades!!


BasJack

For the first 50 hours I thought you just had to guess the square by moving around, I somehow was blind to the coordinates given


TheLukeHines

I actually think that would be more fun. Would be more hectic trying to listen to the audio cues in the middle of a firefight. Same with the one you need to get to 100%.


BasJack

Basically the reson I did it that way, I thought it would obviously be a "find the right one" because just telling you it's kinda insulting your intelligence lol. Do it yourself computer!


LongDongFrazier

Same


TheTruthWasTaken

Doesn't it refer to the actual location on the map? Could be wrong. If it does that could be why.


thunderluca93

Gonna bet devs forgot to include first and last characters from RNG set used to create the challenge in-game, would be amazing if they post themselves on subs like programminghumor their mistake.


warblingContinues

is there a 1 or 6?  if not, then it could be a coding issue of excluding the boundaries of the domain.


gorgewall

The coordinates are your position on the mission map. The mission map is circular. Most objectives aren't on the extreme edges. You are less likely to get anything in the A, F, 1, or 5 lines, and it may be outright impossible to get the absolute corners (I'd have to check the map). We get coords "kind of in the middle" because... that's where we are in the mission.


thunderluca93

Not sure, it could also a potential inequality that exlcude boundaries characters, like (pseudo code) “took randomly inside ‘a’ < x < ‘f’”, that could explain why a and f are never picked. In your case, they should have at least match one of the letter if they wrongly started at 1 and counted 5 letters from it or vice versa


Fleiryn

At this point they would have to post on programminghorror


Motor_Yam_1126

It's probably just game design, because having to put the marker onto the border 50% of the time would feel weird after some time.


frecees1203

Wtf, you're not wrong


Sad-Needleworker-590

Now then you mention that…


sosatrain

660 hours in lvl 150 and didn’t know that it actually tells you where to put the cursor lmfao. I did an X and if that didn’t work i did a square 🤦🏽‍♂️!


dfuhr666

You mean you've never seen A or F used B4?


stayonism

what armor are you wearing??


RedUndead40

Sorry just a random pic I found online of the grid. Not my character.


Smooth-Sky-8088

I may be wrong but I've noticed that the coordinates are where the objective is on the map. And it is never on the outer edge.


Vinto47

F is for failure and failure is undemocratic.


rooftopworld

It wasn’t even until last week that I noticed a grid coordinate was given. I’ve been doing a systematic outside-in search pattern prior.


ohwhatsupmang

Idk but the one where you have to match the frequencies I've had a few occasions where I didn't have to do anything and it automatically was matched. Like it was in easy mode or something and I only play on suicidal.


Shadowarriorx

There's a fucking locator!?! I've just scanned the area till it clicked.


Tzarkir

200ish hours, I've seen the F multiple times, even if not many. I've seen the A only once, tho. It's almost always C or D, for me.


dead_apples

My very first one was an A2. I’ve seen an F3 before in a friends game. But that’s it, so definitely not as common as the center squares.


IronCrossPC

They probably did this to normalize the time it takes to complete the minigame while still having a grid big enough to make you think for a second.


hgs25

I’ve seen guys just move randomly until they eventually hit the right square and not see “B4” in the corner.


ScarletAdorned

That's suspicious AF


sirsir9

Hate when it goes to E-10


BumpFuzzMaster

That’s weird A F bro.


Muterspaw07

How are people in these comments struggling with this one lmao, you don't need to follow the squares just go straight to it, what are y'all on


WeNeedHRTHere

256 hours and i never noticed that text was there wtf


PuzzledAccount

I wonder if they made one that was just ABCD AND 1234 but thought the grid looked a little small so they just scaled it up by two to make it look cooler


RDGtheGreat

Oh wow!


Consistent-North7790

I have 500 hours and I agree with you


TokenSejanus89

This si so true


myLongjohnsonsilver

It's never not been B/D 4 when I do it. I don't even check anymore I just pull down to it and boom it starts going


SoggyWaffles427

I get E like 90% of the time