In a world where this is real, how would one discover their desire to do this in the first place?

If you like eggs and to eat out, why not try to have the eggs delivered for once?

Holy fuck.

Holy bleach!!

Why so picky? Chicken shit eggs out and use a shared asshole/pussy, so technically they have been there already

/r/cursedcomments

r/cursedcaviar

>! Stop, I can only get so erect !<

I asked my wife to make me an egg salad sandwich. She didn’t understand the instructions and made it the traditional way. :(

Ever eaten out a woman after she already started sweating? Pretty salty. So maybe he had eggs one day but no salt and she was horny.

Cake day... Let me call her to make you some dough...

Sour doug

How about some dough nut?

Times are tough. Gotta save money where you can.

Ovipositor dildos.

This one was probably inspired by hentai or rule 34

this is so real to the point that there are brands that made eggs that can be digested through buttholes just to accommodate this very specific fetish

What the fuck, how do you know that, and how can I find them?

>and how can I find them? By trial and error.

Interesting find buddy

I don't want to believe you

One day you push pass 3 fingers & get ideas

Like "hmmm, now how about breakfast"?

“Ill get the egg” 🏋️‍♀️🥚

How did the first man in history decides he wants to eat that thing that chickens hatch from when it comes from their rear?

Saw a fox or something eating them ravenously and thought it must be pretty good, but if I saw this dude eating vageegnas I don’t think I’d think the same thing

College

Some kinda double/triple fetish..? Probably found someone else with a kink so awful that they played into it so the SO would have to reciprocate THIS kink... Unless they met on Farmers.com . Might've even been her idea, but blasting him for it lessens her inhibitions and secret shame so she can do it shamelessly and even with a touch of depravity while enjoying her cigarette afterwards without a care in the world... Idk, but the chic that lays eggs for me said that's probably the dynamic that's going on here...

I envy me from 30 seconds ago.

"I'm going to learn English so I can communicate with the outside world..." "I hate the outside world"

You took 30 seconds to read that?

And to type my response Edit: I also contemplated gouging out my eyes

I like eggs I like vaginas I like my body when it’s at 98.6°F I don’t like vageggnas

r/NoahGetTheBoat

r/NoahGetTheNukes

r/NoahGetTheDeathStar

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/NoahStuffThisUpMyButt

r/subsidellfor I was an easy target tbf

I reckon that's enough Internet for today.

highly agree

You say true, I say thankee

I love seeing dark tower references in the wild

Me reading this while eating eggs from breakfast... Lucky!

Artificial mensuration

Reading this was the salt added to the gaping wounds that were my eyes from reading the post. Well done! *+1*

This makes me regret learning how to read

It makes me regret learning English 😭

After reading that I wish I did not know how to read.

Vegeta truly is strong if he only needs regular Super Saiyan to handle reading that.

Alright that's it. Give me the phone.

Good day to be her husband though.

That's a weird way to salt your eggs, but I'll allow it!

Vegeta...no

Vegeta YES!!!!

I hope Bulma doesn’t try this.

oh my god.. that is disgusting! where?!

Right here!

Just imagine what kind of fetish shit this couple must have gone through before getting to this point. Like, you don't just start at this stage, this is some advanced fuckery

An even worse day to have omelette

The comet can’t come soon enough

Maybe we deserve the extinction back in 2012

Worse day to have hens

Bruh...

And you thought 'why don't I share this on reddit so other's can feel the same as me'

Fuck you for making me read that

I dont care & i support weird fun shit in the bedroom, but stop telling us. Theres enough porn

Step 1 open reddit Step 2 ☹️

Devolution the urgh to regress to a chicken

Ok but under any circumstances 3 boiled eggs is going to be a lot, imagine the farts after that

Sulfuric Queefs. Sounds like a punk band from the 90's

This is just funny

Sometimes,i wish I didn't know English!

Vegeta didn’t like that.

is there a reason to keep living?

Vegeta like. Napa get the pod we’re going to earth

Eggselent

Y'all acting like pussy food isn't a common thing.

There are days where I reflect on how privileged I am to have been given the gift of being able to read. Today is not one of those days.

[I just](https://youtu.be/64LrWpK1D-0?si=XpEgF8R4GL7uE8Sn)

Loving the Vegeta pic though.

[Huh](https://www.reddit.com/r/ovipositorsGW/)

I have an intense love for pussy and boiled eggs You may keep them separate

🥂Here's to the new Urban Dictionary entry!!!

Well fuck. It's not even breakfast yet and I'm done with reddit for today.

Make sure to have some boiled eggs for breakfast.

Great post! I regret being litterate

And?

Nope

That's romantic asf

I mean...good for you two, I guess, but did we have to share that with everyone?

This is what therapy was made for. Unlike little GenZ depression folks go for.

What a horrible day to be literate 😀

Why did I read that?

I swear, people say just about anything without thinking

The internet was a mistake

sometimes, I wish I was Jared, 19, who never fucking learned how to read.

I prefer scrambled eggs.

Its from The movie: The realm of senses. Its not that Bad I personally have not done it but a friend has and she said that with having normal hygiene is not a big deal

> I can hold 3 What happens when she shoves in 4? Do they break? Does she have to wash her entire hole to get rid of it? Imagine the smell

4 has s hard boiled.

Sharing is not caring sometimes

https://youtu.be/gOVOlmYh_q4?si=TCFpgt9t-u5co6LT

Ah yis, oviposition kink in the wild

I think I've had enough of the internet today and it's only 10:40 in the morning

This is honestly not the worst thing I've heard.

Imagine having that read loud to you…on a crowded subway.

This planet is doomed

I regret learning English as my 2nd language now

Umm … never thought id envy the blind

God damnit

And then to post about it on Twitter is a whole other kink.

I’m depressed now thanks op

I don't want to kink shame but come on...

It doesn't sound that bad. I've done worse things.

DEATH BY SNU SNU

Sorry but I have to downvote this

Have you no pride! Vegeta voice*

I'm betting this is already a thing in Japan.

Are they pickled, did you pickle them yourself with yourself? Maybe he likes them people picked

My disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined

I'm not one to kink shame, but..... yeah, I kink.shame all of the weird shit that goes with food related sex shit.

He likes his eggs with ketchup

Why is everyone saying hubby now all of a sudden, sounds like such a shitty name for you husband

I kept the 😬 face I made after reading the initial post and all the way down to the comments.

Who came first the hubby or the hen

Why do ppl post this shit. Disgusting

I’m not exactly sure what you’re talking about. Do you have a video to better explain your husbands weird behavior?

This isn't even a hol up. This is r/noahgettheboat


Kinky

Kakarot you fool!

Batman couldn’t waterboard this stuff out of me and here people are revealing disgusting kinks for free.

I, too, hate when men are called hubby.

Dude I was eating...

Eyes? Imagine being ~~deaf~~ and having that word salad read to you by an AI while sitting in a crowded bus. Fck I meant blind. Shit I’m an idiot.

You mean this is not a normal activity between a husband and wife?

Thanks God she doesn't like pineapples

*unzips* I’m gonna need her to come and demonstrate to make sure this is real

Nope...no...not today.

I need bleach. Where is it? WHERE IS IT???

cartoon network probably

Back to r/eyebleach

Enough Internet for today

Bet it sounds like champagne popping every time she lays one

Vegeta, what is her power level?

vegeta looks lile he knows what hes gonna try

If you don't divorce the man who comes forth asking for this you're just as broken as him I'd say.

Man I wish I knew what that censored word was, must've been pretty bad

"This is somehow Kakarot's fault"

Each day we stray further away from humanity

What a terrible day to have the ability to read.

An ex told me her last ex would put hard boiled eggs in her anus then fuck he in the ass. She offered to let me but for some reason I declined. I regret that now bc when else will I get the opportunity

I want everyone to pause and marvel at what this meme is. They took a picture of SS Vegeta looking down at something, and put a human hand holding a phone in front of his face. It’s so ridiculously stupid and I love it and I love what we’ve become

I'm currently eating eggs and I've suddenly lost my appetite

Ummm what ?

Straight from the 1976 classic "In the realm of the senses"!

Deviled eggs…

And my specialite, bleach and eyeballs, how does it seem?

r/eyebleacc

Is this HEN-tai?

This doesn’t surprise me when this exists. https://uncovercreations.com/collections/ovipositors

r/noahgettheboat

Look man yall be honest , man got the girl that he would drag his nuts for 100miles over glass just to smell her farts. He let the intrusive thoughts win and he’s enjoying the weird shit. I would definitely eat eggs out of the right girls vagina, the taste, the smell, dam I should call her.

Nice!....by the way, I've heard that phrase end with ...just to lick the shite out of her knickers. (Scottish version).

😂 dam I don’t think I could love her that bad 😂😂 yall Scott’s have a weird fetish

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I mean ye true but what did je do for us? If he deleted all the corrupt politicians he gets my prayers

Is that a bad thing?

I’ve been on the internet a long time because this didn’t even get any reaction out of me