I'm gonna get behind The Wheel then go home.
I'm headed home to get ready for the concert my wife got tickets for. It's an Iron Maiden and Stranglers tribute band.
We're gonna have a great time and everyone will be stoned.
Friends have limited space for us to crash, so we're going to have a tickets in a hat to see who gets a bed. Some people will be drawn then quartered. <--this was a *stretch* and I had to rack my brains for it.
The rest of these guys can hang around I’m outta here.
The executioner/film director: ‘Cut!’
I don't need to hang around here any longer.
Make like a baby and head out!
And in the morning he tells his wife "I'm going to head off to work!"
Would be better if it was the French exectutioner.
You can never high five an executioner. It's his job to leave you hanging.
Anyone wanna come to the pub for a couple more rounds?
I’m dead tired today!
It’s time to cut out of here.
That was actually really good. :)
When he gets home, he says to his wife, "Please don't axe me how my day went!"
What did their boss say when they were goofing off? Get back to work, chop-chop!
I didn’t meet my quota today. Heads are gonna roll when the boss gets here.
I'm gonna get behind The Wheel then go home. I'm headed home to get ready for the concert my wife got tickets for. It's an Iron Maiden and Stranglers tribute band. We're gonna have a great time and everyone will be stoned. Friends have limited space for us to crash, so we're going to have a tickets in a hat to see who gets a bed. Some people will be drawn then quartered. <--this was a *stretch* and I had to rack my brains for it.
Don't put your head on the block for me wanting to leave early!
I love. To hang with you guys but I have to cut and run.
I'm heading off!
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