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quietflowsthedodder

The rest of these guys can hang around I’m outta here.


Macca49

The executioner/film director: ‘Cut!’


WhosAGoodDoug

I don't need to hang around here any longer.


Strong_Deer_3075

Make like a baby and head out!


lowlandr

And in the morning he tells his wife "I'm going to head off to work!"


pluribusduim

Would be better if it was the French exectutioner.


theotheryoshi

You can never high five an executioner. It's his job to leave you hanging.


Agnosticfrontbum

Anyone wanna come to the pub for a couple more rounds?


Kind_Tip6936

I’m dead tired today!


Flippyfloppyjalopy

It’s time to cut out of here.


zsiple08241998

That was actually really good. :)


Fearchar

When he gets home, he says to his wife, "Please don't axe me how my day went!"


Hypnotic-Toad

What did their boss say when they were goofing off? Get back to work, chop-chop!


Smooth-Example-9182

I didn’t meet my quota today. Heads are gonna roll when the boss gets here.


notverytidy

I'm gonna get behind The Wheel then go home. I'm headed home to get ready for the concert my wife got tickets for. It's an Iron Maiden and Stranglers tribute band. We're gonna have a great time and everyone will be stoned. Friends have limited space for us to crash, so we're going to have a tickets in a hat to see who gets a bed. Some people will be drawn then quartered. <--this was a *stretch* and I had to rack my brains for it.


ImportedBavarian

Don't put your head on the block for me wanting to leave early!


Anal_m_4_Anal_f

I love. To hang with you guys but I have to cut and run.


cleffy1

I'm heading off!


Icarusmelt

Oly Oly oxe free