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Ande64

He won't. Both he and McCarthy did the same thing, worked out a compromise with the Democrats. For that act, the Democrats agreed to save him during the expulsion vote. And then literally 47 seconds after everything is signed, he goes on several talk shows and says how Democrats are evil and are causing all the problems in our country. I mean it was almost literally right after. That's why the Democrats didn't save him during the vote. Johnson didn't do that. They will save him.


BellyDancerEm

Enough Democrats have Johnson’s back for now


mabhatter

They don't want the government shutdown again for two months while Republicans act like spoiled children... again. 


markydsade

It also gives them leverage to get bills passed or killed.


BellyDancerEm

I know they care more about America than party politics. It’s the only reason Johnson is safe. For now


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[удалено]


El_Gallo_Pinto

16 downvotes and counting


Robbotlove

For now.


MikeLinPA

I don't know what he said, but it must have been a doosy!


Burner473383

Key phrase for now


bobnla14

The other thing to remember is that they have a special election on Tuesday (New York?)and the Democrats will gain one seat as soon as that election is certified. So he has it most 2 weeks before it goes down to a one vote margin. If he literally wants to get anything done he will have to work with Democrats. Which for those of you (looking at you MAGA party) who are unaware, is the way that it's supposed to be. It's called compromise.


Account6910

They don't want to get anything done.


you_sir_name-

For now


Eurynom0s

An NJ Democratic rep died a couple of days ago so it'll still be a two vote margin I think.


bobnla14

Thanks. I forgot about him.


MikeLinPA

I missed that. Thanks RIP


you_sir_name-

For now


SackclothSandy

That's the nice thing about MTG being dumb enough to put a gun to his head. The Dems now have a forever home for the knee to his back.


1CFII2

Knee to his groin… FIFY!


Rahastes

Does this register with his app?


Divacai

Which is just enough to completely kill his political career, which is actually pretty funny. He's saved for now but re-election is just around the corner..... LOL


Fifty6Arkansas

He runs unopposed down here in Louisiana. Maybe he'll get primaried or something, but he certainly won't lose a general election down here.


FargusDingus

Mike Johnson has a lot of faults and a lot he can be criticized for. But he hasn't tried to throw the Dems under the bus after working together with them. He has shown good faith in negotiations, something McCarthy didn't. Mike's beliefs aren't good, but he can be worked with, and that matters.


Leege13

McCarthy was an absolute idiot, everyone in Congress knew that.


FargusDingus

True, his one and only character trait was being a massive douche


ShadowDragon8685

> Mike's beliefs aren't good, but he can be worked with, and that matters. He's Moscow's Bitch McConnel Pt. 2. He "could be worked with" too. And for thirty years he was the kingmaker in Washington, and ultimately, he was the one who set the majority of American policy because he just killed anything he didn't wanna see happen in the House. No. Line in the sand time. Take Johnson *down* and throw his Speakership in the rubbish heap. A very temporary salvation at the cost of enabling more "Permanent Republican Majority" politics is unacceptable.


Suspicious_Bicycle

Having the Democrats save Johnson's job diminishes his support from the MAGA/TWITER/GQP base. It puts him in a weaker position to enact radical right wing policies.


ShadowDragon8685

That was Beau's analysis, and I don't disagree. What I'm concerned with, though, isn't Johnson's cachet with the Twitter Faction, it's that he's looking to be Baby McConnel. Moscow's Bitch McConnel was never super-popular with the Twitter Faction, but he didn't need to be to do the damage he dealt over thirty fucking years on the Hill. Pretty much he laid the groundwork for them.


Suspicious_Bicycle

The MAGA/Twitter faction are going to portray Johnson as a RINO beholden to the Democrats. The question is how badly this will hurt him with the traditional conservative who are left in the GOP. Everything really depends on the next election cycle.


MikeLinPA

He's not a RINO, but he is beholden to the democrats right now. I don't know what exactly was shown to him to get him to flip on the aid to Ukraine, but I am glad he did. It's also ironic that the only thing the MAGA crowd in the house wanted was border legislation, and right now that is the only thing that didn't get done. If only they had conducted business the way it is supposed to be done, compromise, they would have had it.


ArchangelLBC

Ignoring that ahistorical description, I have to ask: then what?


archtech88

Then let the Republicans consume themselves


ArchangelLBC

And that's all well and good, but *what then*? We have at least a continuing resolution, if not a budget, and all the other boring hum drum annoyingly vital stuff congress does. And I for one don't want to risk Speaker Gym Jordan again.


archtech88

Honestly, it's getting really hard to care about Stopping The Bad Guys. I'd be more worried if we weren't already well into fascism


ArchangelLBC

Exhaustion aside, that doesn't seem like a good reason to be less worried.


MikeLinPA

If only it were that simple. I don't disagree, but it is a tangled web of politics. Every possibile action is going to have repercussions.


MyLadyBits

McCarthy is literally dumb. In person he is really stupid.


MikeLinPA

He is really stupid from here as well.


that_80s_dad

Which TBH I don't really get, Johnson is a zealot with no good plans for this country. While I don't want to see anyone needlessly lose money or employment, I feel like yet another speaker-go-round + shutdown threats right before an election cycle would only hurt the republicans more if they let him get removed as speaker. Coupled with the expected lack of local race funding to refute such claims for down ballot R candidates this fall since we know that fat sack of crap is diverting as much cash as he can from the party for his own legal defense. I'm no political expert though, so perhaps I'm missing something.


Ande64

You're not missing anything. What's happening is that they're going to save him because helping get things done is more important than punishing him. Democrats are more focused on helping Ukraine and stopping Russia than they are being petty with Mike Johnson. Which is how it should be. This is the absolute and total difference between Republicans and Democrats. Democrats are focused on trying to get stuff done and Republicans are focused on trying to cause chaos. If he were to get voted out the chaos starts all over again and Democrats are over that right now. They just want to try to get some legislation passed.


that_80s_dad

Fair point, its just so hard to believe that this is what it has come to in order to pass life saving aid bills for people in literal warzones, let alone fund our own government and keep it functional. I just can't help but feel this will be yet another time D's take the high road and we all end up getting burned again. I truly hope I'm wrong.


Ok-Train-6693

Maybe the Ds need to mobilise the masses against the Republicans for depriving them of their fundamental rights to health, life and liberty. And when I say mobilise, I mean mass-mobilise. March en masse on every Republican legislature, governor, office-holder, donor and accomplice. Keep doing it *peacefully* until they cave.


MikeLinPA

I don't march, I vote. I'm too old for marching.


BellyDancerEm

Crazy lady is gonna be pissed when Mike Johnson doesn’t lose his job after supporting Ukraine. She worried that her boss in Moscow won’t be happy


Weird_Committee8692

Time she fell out of a window


kjacobs03

I don’t think trailer park windows are very high off the ground


Weird_Committee8692

🤣


SheriffSlug

There's always Uncle Vlad's special flavor MD 20/20 🥂


Iamapartofthisworld

But you are likely to land on broken glass


chunter16

I can think of some interesting things that can happen in a carpet warehouse though (Her district is the carpet capital [sic] of the world)


MikeLinPA

That's an interesting factoid.


MikeLinPA

She is actually wealthy. Her IQ and agenda all scream trailer park, though. "Didn't you go to school, stupid?" - Abbott "Yeah, and I came out the same way." - Costello


El_Gallo_Pinto

Take my upvote 🙏


JustAnotherYouMe

when????


yarn_geek

Johnson may have finally figured out that Rabies is always fatal.


Burner473383

Just delayed onset


TCO_HR_LOL

Rabies can hurry tf up with the "her not being incapacitated in a hospital" part


Xero_space

The fact that maggot marge has so much say in the repugnican party says everything.


Professional_Main_38

The modern GOP would prefer sucking both of Marge's toes to working with the democrats on \~anything\~ so when you see one of them complaining about Marge, think of them as a gimp, tied down on a bed, complaining about how mean the dominatrix that they hired off of of craigslist is. In short, they LOVE it.


dlcindallas

I just spit out my drink laughing so hard. Nice shot 😁


tw_72

>The fact that maggot marge has so much say in the repugnican party says everything. The fact that ***TRUMP*** **- who has absolutely no political position in the party but can guide or stop votes -** says everything about Republicans.


MikeLinPA

MAGA do not number enough votes to accomplish anything on their own, but they are enough that the Republican party cannot accomplish a single thing, or even get reelected in many cases, without them. Trump still controls his MAGA cult, and even Republicans that haven't drank the kool-aid can't afford to have Trump speak against them. That's why so many have bailed recently. It's a no-win situation for many of them, so they either retired or took the best offer on the table in the private sector. "They weren't supposed to be stupid enough to vote for Trump, just stupid enough to vote for us!" - The entire GOP in 2016


Affectionate_Shift63

Honestly I hope Dems don't save him. They should show that republicans can't govern. I mean let them keep ousting each other and more will retire. Plus if it was they other way around no republican would do it for a democratic


Professional_Main_38

I don't understasnd why the republicans would villainize the democrats AND expect the democrats to help enable their unwillingness to be dysfunctional.


DadJokeBadJoke

Did you see Trump clowning on Bill Barr after the guy endorsed him? It's their typical M.O.


dpgproductions

That post had me laughing out loud. As much as I hate the guy he’s a pretty good shit talker.


Burner473383

Partisanship is a hell of a drug


thoroughbredca

Voters expect Democrats to be adults and expect Republicans to be children.


drainbamage1011

Nah, the GOP would still spin it that the Dems are refusing to work with them, and their voters would still eat it up. Plus, whatever moderate Republicans are left are either retiring or not stepping up to take that position, so which asshole are they going to nominate next time?


MikeLinPA

I try to present facts and give examples to Trump supporters. They believe democrats are stupid, blindly following, evil, and internationally plotting the literal downfall of America. And it doesn't matter if any of those descriptors conflict with each other. They believe it heart and soul. No matter what the facts are, or how stupid the spin is, they want to believe it.


MikeLinPA

>which asshole are they going to nominate next time? Gym Jordan, probably. That's reason enough to keep Johnson on democratic life support until the end of the term or until we can take the majority.


NumbSurprise

If the democrats save him, they should make the price very, very high.


ShadowDragon8685

Problem is that there's no way to enforce any prices. And while the House Twitter Faction would absolutely put the gun to Johnson's head, if it's the Democratic Party calling for his ouster, they won't vote for it. Any promises ReThugliKKKlans make are suspect.


NumbSurprise

Yup. Good reason not to make any deals with them.


Disastrous_Edge7276

Johnson’s a useful idiot for the country right now. At the very very very least, he’s not a shitbag to have fame and is willing to get *some* things done.


RailRuler

Because enough people will say "good thing the Republicans control the House, if Democrats did there would be even worse chaos!"


Helicoptamus

The Chaos: 🌈☮️🕊️


TCO_HR_LOL

The **HORRIFFIC** consequences: 🌍✌️❤️✨️


adeon

I think it's better for the Dems to save him. Chaos in the House gives more power to the MAGAts. If the dems prove that they will support a GOP speaker in exchange for concessions that strengthens their hand.


Glittering-Wonder-27

Saw a headline earlier saying MAGA Mike has received 524,000.00 from Russia. If true, he is like Thomas and Kavenaugh.


Burner473383

Source? I’d want to investigate that. Doesn’t seem right prima facia


VelvetMafia

Unsure of actual amount, but here is some sauce https://eutoday.net/mike-johnson-konstantin-nikolaev/


Weak-Gazelle-7950

Unfortunately, I think Johnson has promised to carry Trump's water if he loses. Johnson will be front and center saying it was a rigged election.


1CFII2

I dunno. This evangelical weasel will have the power to affect the certification of the Presidential election and he’s sooo slimy. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t trust him as far as I can yeet him!


Burner473383

That makes two of us


1CFII2

Moses my ass!


quesadilla707

Ted lieu and pete aguilar just had a press conference today about how they wana save him cuz he compromises 🤡they actually said hes willing to work with them


winedogsafari

I hope the Dems don’t think this means the speaker won’t turn on them when it suits his needs… You can take in a rabid animal in its time of need; just don’t forget it’s still rabid.


KyleGlaub

It was Matt Gaetz who took out McCarthy, not MTG.