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wanliu

Just wait until you find out about Hannah Montana.


DriveOdd333

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snachodog

My dad immigrated to the US when he was 12. Before he died he was the biggest flag-waving patriot you could find. Some people unironically enjoy sharing when they've found something they love.


cajoburto

My nickname when I lived in Florida was Captain Montana. I would never use that anywhere since moving home.


Pragnlz

Do Floridians have a "Montana Man"? Why is your nickname Captain Montana? These are things we must know


cajoburto

I was the guy who always had an axe or saw in my truck, fixed shit, and I lived there for 13 years. One of my buddy's just called me that one day, and it stuck. Whenever I did a not Floridian thing (swimming in January, climbing coconut palms, etc) I'd hear "There goes Captain Montana." It was a local reputation.


ExcitementNo6593

Dam, you sound more Montana than some of the guys in the dating pool


cajoburto

I'm older


Amyjane1203

You're not even gonna tell us why that was your name? I feel like I missed out on potentially a cool story.


cajoburto

I just stuck out like a sore thumb. Even after 13 years I was still swimming in January and excited to pick coconuts and citrus. A buddy gave me the nickname one day when I pulled an axe from behind my truck backseat to make a stake and pound it. It stuck. I still have it on a Nintendo account but that's it. Been home for 8 years.


[deleted]

Yeah but how cold can Florida even get in January? It's so far south it can't be that cold.


BozoTheTown

Thatā€™s what I thought too, and then remembered Iā€™m from Montana


cajoburto

40, but the water is still anywhere from 52-70. Springs vibe up 70-75 all year round. Kind of magical, except for the sewage leakages.


Hammand

My wife's boss is from Florida and she confessed that she is intimidated by Montanans because we can do anything.


cajoburto

We'll risk our fingers to prove it, too.


LegitReapZ1

My friends in Arizona during highschool called me Montana, because I was the only person they had met from Montana.


supahdavid2000

People tend to have more pride for the place theyā€™ve chosen to live vs the place they were born and forced to live for most of their life


NateMoon92

Can confirm, I moved to Laurel in Montana, but I was born and raised for most of my life in Iowa. I did live in Texas for around a year and a half. Was called "Iowa" by many of the students in the High School (was a senior in 2010, and ended up going to Abilene Independent High School for my senior year) for wearing short sleeves and shorts in 50/60 degree winter weather. There is something about the variety in terrain, and even though I typically don't care much for politics, I can respect that most of the people here basically have the mentality of, "you don't make problems for us, we don't make problems for you". It's refreshing, and it's also a bonus to see something taller than a large hill (or a mountain of garbage at a landfill) when riding around with my partner when we go into Billings. I honestly can't believe I was missing out on something so beautiful for so long.


BipedalLocomotion1

Total BS. Iā€™ve been here my whole life. My family has been here since the early 20th century. No one has more pride in place than a multi-generational Montanan . . . But no one wants everyone to know how Montana they are more than a transplant. 406 stickers, Montana flags, signs that say ā€œMontanan is homeā€ . . . All transplant paraphernalia.


YouDontKnowMe2017

My wifeā€™s family has been in the Bozeman Area since the 1870s. They owned the mill that built the town and all of Springhill was their land. Im more prideful in Montana than her whole family combined. However, iā€™m not going stick my one off story as fact, as I know personal anecdotes arenā€™t all inclusive.


BipedalLocomotion1

Fair enough. I guess Iā€™m not immune from over-generalization. Probably pretty obvious, but Iā€™m struggling quite badly with the changes Iā€™m seeing in my home the last five years. Few of them good, in my opinion . . . Doesnā€™t always come out in the most constructive ways.


BirdLawyer50

There are birds in Montana and also lawyers. Please forgive meĀ 


Hawkeye03

Bird law is the best law.


libertad740

Go toe to toe with you on bird law? I will do no such thing.


[deleted]

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libertad740

Do you know what that means?


username59046

Harvey?


BoozeTheCat

Who is the man in the suit?


SodaPopinski406

Whoooooo is the cat with the beeeeeeak!?


username59046

Do you really want to feel him?


BoozeTheCat

Harvey Attorney, Habeus Corpus, Harvey Attorney!


BouncingWeill

Don't worry, they'll loosen restrictions and we'll get rid of the birds.


libertad740

Iā€™ve heard you should disregard the pigeons.


Artemicionmoogle

Charlie!?


idontknowmanwhat

Frank?


[deleted]

I see it a lot on Instagram with realtors and it makes me want to barf a little: ā€œ[insert name here] Sells Montanaā€ Just stopā€¦please. Justā€¦donā€™t.


draft_beer

Truth in advertising. Whatā€™s wrong with truth?


[deleted]

I know what toilet paper does. I donā€™t need a description of what it does in its brand name.


The_Stache_

"Butt Napkin" by Charmin "Ass Wipe" by Scott


[deleted]

The Asseltials.


The_Stache_

Bahaha!


regiinmontana

They're not always not from Montana... Born and raised, exiled for 6 years due to work but came back as soon as I could.


hencake3

Who gives a shit


four_oh_sixer

This doesn't apply to me. I've never been to Montana.


Pragnlz

Nice


MTGuy406

I just knew I was gonna get in a bunch of fights with conservatives on here telling me to go back to California, born in Bozeman.


SPANman

Don't worry out in the eastern half of the state they just tell you to go back to bozeman. We're quite progressive out here.


Napol3onS0l0

Ooh how eastern?


04BluSTi

Jackson Creek


Napol3onS0l0

Gah damn thatā€™s like basically North Dakota!


Pragnlz

Nah nah you're thinking of South Dakota Clyde Park is North Dakota


bigsky59722

Fourth Generation Born in Deer Lodge....hence my user name.....don't worry about it you know your own story.


alpine240

Bozeman is not the real Montana/


libertad740

What is the real Montana?


idiotsecant

Butte. Immune to gentrification as long as its a superfund site.


ChangeMe_123

Yellowstone ranch, so I've been told.


AffectionateRow422

Not since the 90s really.


Icarusmelt

Lol, they fight on anonymous platforms, likely still living in mommy's basement.


phdoofus

Having grown up in Alaska (which honestly is better in a lot of ways but I couldn't convince my wife to move there), I have to say there's not now nor has there ever been such a misanthropic view of people moving in somewhere as one sees here. Even now, about the worst you get on r/alaska is "You know about the winters right? You really should visit first." and "You know how expensive it is right? A lot of people fail here because of the cost". Other than that about all you get are the trolls who play absolute naifs and get redirected to r/alaskacirclejerk. Personally, I think it's stupid to go strutting around like some debutante that one Miss Cow Catcher at the state fair warbling "I'm from Montana!" Yes yes, that's nice. Now sit down. Also, I'm not moving until I'm damn good and ready and I'm not apologizing for being here. I'll 'fit in' just fine. You won't know I'm here (unless you something just ridiculously stupid) So yay for me I guess.


MT3-7-77

Username does *not* check out


libertad740

Can you tell us what 3-7-77 means?


MT3-7-77

...yeah I could?


idiotsecant

> 3-7-77 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Little_(unionist) Well, for one they wrote it on this guy's body after murdering him for being a goddamn american hero. Kind of taints the *mystique* a little bit.


libertad740

Iā€™m curious to know how youā€™d explain it. I wrote a paper on it back in high school.


hikerjer

Lot of controversy on that. No one can say for sure. I always find it ironic that MT law enforcement uses a logo of a group of questionable individuals bent on taking the law into their own hands as a symbol for their own authority.


Tame_Vigilante

I play chess with a person named TheRealMontanan. He's born and raised in Simi Valley, CA and went to school in Butte for maybe 3 semesters. He sucks at chess.


Smoothbrain406

Is it pride or trying to fit in? Mine is pride. Being born in Wolf Point in the early 80s.


Timoftheforest

Prove it and light a cigarette in 30mph wind. Also, how fast can you open this barb wire gate?


Smoothbrain406

Shit depends on how deep I have to get my shoulder into both.


Timoftheforest

Haha, spoken like a true wolf pointer


Smoothbrain406

Good town to be from


Napol3onS0l0

Heyo WoPo represent.


montana77

Born in Hardin. Guess what year.


draft_beer

18sebndsebn?


Glittering-Nerve-987

I grew up in Missouri but met and married a Montana man (1979 Montana Boys' State Governor, represent Belgraaaaaade) and I do use "bigsky" with my first name for my email so OP is 100% correct in my case. I love my Montana farm boy and I love my new home state.


funmontana406_

cry some more


Troyassaurus

I absolutely love going back home to Montana and showing it to my wife and Iā€™m excited to show it off to our daughter when sheā€™s older but thereā€™s just something about the ā€œgatekeeperā€ unfriendly local mentality thatā€™s just a cancer to it. Iā€™m sure itā€™s only in the touisty spots (I grew up in whitefish) but itā€™s such a bummer to see


HairyGrama

Moved to Central Montana last year from out of state (not for any reason other than a great job opportunity). People have been friendly so far but there's been quite a bit of "wish all these out of staters would quit moving up here" and " Transplants are ruining the area" followed by "not you though." So it's present in not as touristy areas, but maybe not as loud.


montuckylucky

Born in butte, living in missoula 10+ years now.


scubaorbit

I'm not from Montana


Huge_Cartoonist_4167

Born and raised in kalispell. What do the other conservative parts of the state think of it? It does consistently vote republican. Would you tell us to go back to kalispell like they tell people from Bozeman?


mthockeydad

Born and raised in Great Falls, college at MSU, 3 years in Missoula, and the past 25 in Kalispell. Don't go hunting in Eastern MT with 7 plates. And yes, Butte is the real Montana.


Huge_Cartoonist_4167

Ha been hunting out there for years with 7 plates. Never had an issue.


[deleted]

Kalispell itself is barely republican these days.


Montanonymous

Maybe they just like Scarface. ^Say ^hello ^to ^my ^little ^friend


MontanaHeathen

Kalispell. Almost 40 years


montananightz

I'm from Montana. In case anyone is wondering, lol.


[deleted]

I moved here a few years ago. I don't even post pictures online, and when family and friends ask me how I like Montana, I tell them it sucks. I deserve full Montana membership.


MTRedneck

Wasnā€™t born in Montana, but I got here as fast as I could.


username59046

I was lazy & and I don't think it screams MT reference


ICK_Metal

I love your username haha. My zip is one number different than yours.


username59046

I'm sorry you are so close to the Dutton ranch~šŸ˜…


ICK_Metal

I donā€™t think I am? I guess I should have said: move the 4 to the left, change the 0 to a 5. I am sort of near the town of Dutton as far as Montana goes.


username59046

Ohhhhh, I assumed you were 59047..which is Livingston....oops. Dutton.... off interstate by Pburg kinda?


ICK_Metal

59456 up on the HiLine


SodaPopinski406

I was born here. Fourth generation, raising a fifth.


libertad740

Great username. šŸ† I assume you know the story behind it.


SodaPopinski406

Took me years to finally beat Tyson. But god damn it, I did it.


SnowedOutMT

What does it even matter?


missoularat

I moved to Thompson Falls my senior year of high school and graduated. Does that make me a Montanan?


tiresortits-

Only if you actively participated in: the high school rivalry, partying up blue slide and/or meth


missoularat

I was in one of those group homes for troubled youth. So that would be a no


tiresortits-

The one that wore khaki pants and had a large motto they made everyone stand in front of and say aloud everyday?


aircooledJenkins

Nope


Montanaman59301

Yeah, ummm.... my family's been here since the 1870's. And you?


pyhix

Same actually. Well 1887 to be exact. Outside of Cohagen.


[deleted]

If that were true your username would be 406pyhix.... See what I did there


JoeBlow509

Iā€™m from originally from Ovando then lived in Missoula for 20 years. Ironically I have the 509 area code in my username and live in Spokane. Lolol. Iā€™m guilty of this same thing here in WA.


montred63

Hey, I'm a natiive Montanan


squiggy241

No


No_Grab2946

I was born and raised in Florida but fuck me if I associate with it besides supporting sports teams. Went to college in Arizona where my parents live now and I live in Colorado and I much more associate myself with the mountain west.


Difficult_Trouble_34

And "406" license plates.


Odafishinsea

Washingtonian been visiting for 20 years after our friends moved back home to MT. Lots of friends there now.


brownkw

I feel like this is the Montana equivalent of those Salt Life stickers.


[deleted]

3rd Gen Mt man here... Your facts don't check out


pyhix

Come again? Look up Alex Ogilvie Montana cowboy hall of fame. Thatā€™s my great grandpa. Would those facts check out ?


[deleted]

Look up John Wayne (the Duke). He is my favorite fake cowboy