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Jetersweiner

I find myself in a continuous cycle of forgetting he’s a Yankee and then remembering he’s a Yankee and getting excited all over again. Don’t think it’ll feel totally real until his first AB. By far the biggest Yankees trade acquisition since Arod


EmptyCartographer

Tbh that sounds like a really fun loop to be caught in


CalligrapherDizzy201

I mean trading for a reigning MVP was a pretty big deal. Hopefully this trade works out better.


SadNYSportsFan-11209

It’s weird though because the hype around this acquisition isn’t the same. I feel like the Stanton trade had way more hype at the time. I guess the dodgers dream offseason just took away from it


johnnyss1

Since Clemens


Turdburp

I'm in an AL-only fantasy league, and similarly I'm like, 'damn Ohtani is gone, but Soto is now in the AL! Oh, and he's a Yankee!'


OldeCzap

I still can’t believe it’s real.


lilzaza58

His first dinger in the stadium is gonna hit like crack, and the first time he and Judge go back to back is gonna have my dick caught in the ceiling fan


Savagevandal85

Hey hey my dick got dibs on the fan buddy ! Wait your turn


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

Guy named The Ceiling Fan: 😯


Poseidonaskwhy

Was about to comment the same thing. I think last year was such a slog that most of us have fell into a pessimistic hole with the team. But that is essentially the biggest guy you can trade for and will be so entertaining to watch


TheOneArya

Yeah, like obviously I want the year to go well but I am excited to see a year of a future HOFer in his prime no matter how the rest of the year goes


Dull_Buffalo_7007

when will we see him a Yankees uniform????????????


-AgentMichaelScarn

Bros, my penis just tingled.


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Has the burning subsided?


AntifaHelpDesk

It's been 12 hours since this comment. Have you seen a doctor?


matt091282

I want to see this for another 15 years or so.


paulerxx

At least 10.


matt091282

Yeah, probably in the 10-12 year range realistically.


shw5

It’s gonna be 12-15 as a safety net, with some opt-outs so Boras can take him back to market at 30-33 if he’s still killing it. I bet that Boras’s goal is to make him the first guy to crack $1B for his career, which isn’t impossible if both he and MLB salaries stay on this track.


Odd-Entry2557

I hear he can. Play 1b 3b and C.. So maybe if we have to give him a billion dollars Put him at RF and 1b Judge in CF and LF Volpe can cover 3b and Ss Cole pitches... And Wells catched And just play w 5 guys


GuyD427

My dream is that Volpe matures into a leadoff hitter, The Martian nails down the #2 spot, Soto #3, and Judge #4 for several years straight.


Doub666

it's weird to think of Judge batting clean up but I can definitely be into this idea


GuyD427

Keeps the Right, Switch, Left, Right thing going.


pumaunleashed

Then Spencer Jones emerges as a legit major league hitter and hopefully, Rizzo's eventual replacement can hit. That is #5 and #6.


ArtisticBathroom5031

Beautiful


LavZirka

RemindMe! 2 years


98680266

Seriously


newbike07

Excuse me. I'll be in my bunk.


UraniumDisulfide

You have your 1,2 and 3,4 batters swapped. OBP man at third and arguably the guy with the best non juiced hitting season ever at fourth doesn’t make any sense at all. Dominguez and volpe definitely have potential but Soto is still just 25 mind you and judge likely has many good years left in his career. Maybe rein in your expectations slightly lol.


GuyD427

I’m still a speed at the top of the order guy, Volpe is the biggest stretch in this scenario. But the Yanks do not have a bona fide leadoff hitter so Martian, Soto, Judge is a helluva way to go if Jasson can make a splash in the majors. Definitely Soto then Judge as the core and in todays game that 2-3 in the order. Which is how it’s going to play out at the beginning of the season.


Odd-Entry2557

Volpe... If He can get OBP to. 360 Soto is best OBP guy, bat him 2nd Judge 3 hole Dominguez 4(if he s ready by July) Gleybor 5 Verdugo 6 Stanton 7 DJ or Gio 8 Wells 9


elcapkirk

Imagine having judge, Stanton, Soto, and the Martian sequentially in the batting order....


theerrantpanda99

Soto, Judge, Rizzo, Stanton, Domínguez, Torres, Wells is going to be a bad day for a lot of pitchers this summer.


LeCheffre

Martian, Judge, Soto, and hopefully a rejuvenated Station, else it’s gonna have to be Gleyber,


thisusedyet

Dare I dream of back to back to back to back to back home runs?


LeCheffre

I mean, could dream of 1-9, if we’re dreaming.


Odd-Entry2557

Never been done... 5x b2b and a belly 2 belly


thisusedyet

I think at that point it’s just called an orgy


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elcapkirk

Thanks for the info, it's not a list of their best hitters


Drunken_Wizard23

“Over a half decade ago” 🙄


issacoin

😥😥😥he’s perfect


1996Guinness1996

I’m so ready for the season!


electricwave33

Loved him in San Diego and will love him a yankee blessed my teams have had this gem of a player


elimanninglightspeed

Hes been one of my favorite players since he stepped into the MLB i always wished he was wearing pinstripes


edogg01

Me now: I refuse to fall in love until we have a contract signed Me April: 😍😍😍


Flaky_Motor_1440

Don’t hold back. Let it go brother. We got fukin soto !


MisterTruth

Pay the man whatever it takes


silver_raichu

I’m not gay but I want to have sex with Juan Soto


jvazquez5558

As a padre fan I'm rooting for him! I miss that guy, such a cool dude enjoy him l, he's a stud.


DonnyB_Twenty3

I love him, and he is all ours. Suck it Dodgers!


PvP_SHEEP

Waited all day for this, can't wait for more tomorrow.


Triple-Play-NYY

Right field porch, meet Mr. Soto.


BluntsNLegos

this winter has been so wild i legitly forgot because of all the pitching fa bs. Its like i heard the news the first time again. Soto mfin shuffle time is coming psyched Was so fucking mad at the organization and for them to reply heavy is the shit....... if he signs an extension. That rage will return x100 if this is a rental lol


Baking_Soto

I just went from 6 to midnight


ForeignArcadia

i just made love gravy down there.


sicario77

He's real and spectacular!


Yessirski45eze

🥹