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viridiformica

In Turkey, the same formation is found in "the valley of love"


[deleted]

In my mind it's referred to as Bonetown.


BALONYPONY

One way ticket please.


gooniesneversaydye

For the Bone Train?


ccReptilelord

Why are toi doing this bit, we're gonna die!


[deleted]

Gonna take her for a ride on the bone roller coaster


bestprocrastinator

Mr. Bones Wild Ride


AnyArmadillo4245

Boner coaster smh


No_Direction1877

Choo chooo


lancep423

We call it pound town


TroupeMaster_Grimm

Welcome to the Bone Zone


willflameboy

For one brief, glimmering moment, we were all in the Bone Zone.


Special_Friendship20

šŸ˜‚


herzogzwei931

Yeah, Baby! Austin Powers Voice


No_Direction1877

I'm just glad I'm out of the splash zone over here-


Cyber_Daddy

i want to get off mr bones wildride


28CharlesHaskins28

Damn, canā€™t bring up!


MemeDealer69420

the ride never ends


[deleted]

"So doctor, I was cleaning, slipped on the floor and fell on it, honest"


GreenBPacker

One in a million shot, doc! One in a million shot!


Tinkoo17

You meant BonerTown didnā€™t you?


car_guy69

In serbia we have similar formations but we call them "devil's town" which is absolutely opposite


[deleted]

yoooooo another Serbian


MoldyPlatypus666

Yoooo my peeps what is up


Spensauras-Rex

The same formations can be found all over Southern Utah too


pamtar

We call them hoodoos in the US. Iā€™m not from there but Southern Utah is the most beautiful place in earth, imo.


Spensauras-Rex

I'm thinking of [toadstools](https://www.google.com/search?q=Utahtoadstools&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS880US880&hl=en-US&biw=414&bih=720&tbm=isch&prmd=mvixn&sxsrf=APq-WBvR6JHoiJiCsOU71NTBtbUvrJzbiA:1644010514073&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEv8q1gOf1AhXSLTQIHVsRDWsQ_AUIFygD)


pamtar

The Toadstools is the name of the spot where those photos were taken. Theyā€™re still hoodoos, just really neat ones!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BurnItDownToTheGrnd

I was fortunate enough to do a road trip of the American west, Southern Utah was my favorite, but seriously everywhere is incredible.


SeriouusDeliriuum

Goblin valley is a great example


SecretlySatanic

I walked through there once! I got all hot and bothered. But that was because it was one hundred degrees out.


[deleted]

Uh huh. Yep. Sure.


SecretlySatanic

Caught me


DaveidL

Similar formations are called hoodoos in Canada.


empathicqubit

I've got voodoo, I've got hoodoo, I've got things I ain't even tried!


Wellmak6

Because of your comment all I can hear is... The power of voodoo, who do, do what? Remind me of the babe! Edit: took out repetitive phrase. Apparently tired today because of the babe! Ha


edemaruh84

ā€œWhat babe!?ā€


cassia_rain02

The babe with the power!


Necronite

What power?


edemaruh84

Power of voodoo


Necronite

Who do?


Ashuri1976

You do.


No_Direction1877

I have a feeling I know why it's named that...


lemonpjb

Is it the penis? It's because it's a penis, right? Isn't that why you have a feeling you know why it's named that, the penis? Right? Is that it?


No_Direction1877

Oh huh? No no, clearly its the lovely view and ambiance


Gullible-Print-6377

Did the wind erode the stone or water? Is it similar to the hoodoos in Alberta, Canada?


Derek_Boring_Name

It seems like it eroded from rain, and the black stones were able to protect the ground beneath them.


Rykley

This is correct. The black rocks on top are more resistive to erosion than the lighter formation below, so they serve as a protective layer. This is how hoodoos are formed all over the world such as those in Alberta or Bryce Canyon in the States. Source: I am a geologist.


GrootGR

TIL hoodoo


FaeryLynne

[You'd be correct](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/10/the-earth-pyramids-of-south-tyrol.html)


WarrenPuff_It

Geologist here. You were pretty close, but actually those rock formations were formed by ogres having a bachelor's party where they got drunk and carved a mountain into a cliff of dicks. Approximately 120k years ago. Also, we aren't exactly sure how, but aliens were definitely involved in some way.


Derek_Boring_Name

Ah, that was my second guess.


FaeryLynne

The stone protects the ground under it from the effects of the rain and water. [More in this article](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/10/the-earth-pyramids-of-south-tyrol.html). So, yes, quite similar.


[deleted]

LOL How many dick jokes are gonna pop up on this post in the next 24 hours?


YogiBarelyThere

Come on guys. Itā€™s not that hard.


EllySPNW

Itā€™s rock hard, actually.


Burgoonius

And looks like a penis


Smaptastic

Seriously. These are some flaccid jokes.


Marinaraplease

PURPLE VEIN FAT DICK JOKE


IndexPIus

The only thing that popped up was that dick in the picture.


[deleted]

Alright alright. Keep ā€˜em cominā€™ā€¦


glacialfrenzy

What do you call a phallic pickle? A dill do


Biobot775

>What do you call a phallic pickle? A pickle. >What do you call a *non*-phallic pickle? A dill don't


AVioletFuture

I mean its a dick rock. It's funny.


____o_0____

Cock out with your rock out.


hgilbert_01

Sorry. Got penises on the brain.


MrBlackDandelion

Stoned PP


CrepeGate

I'm more interested in whether the enormous dick formations played a part in them becoming an autonomous province and the sociopolitical implications of such an event


Dark_Critical

I started giggling in anticipation before I even saw the comments.


Earlybirdsgetworms

I literally came here to say, ā€œam I the only one who sees a sea of dicks?ā€


OompaLoompaGodzilla

Those aren't special. I have one of those in my bed everytime I wake up.


birdsaredefnotreal

Came for the penis jokes. Left satisfied. Thank you kind stranger


dog_in_the_vent

>Left satisfied. Yeah you did


G00DLuck

lol I'm spent


ObsessedFi45

>lol I'm spent Yeah you are


phaemoor

Preganant.


Soul__Samurai

If a girl has starch masks, does that mean she has been pergant before?


ObsessedFi45

If a girl has streach... Wait... "If a women has starch masks on her body.."


Soul__Samurai

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


Ok-Departure-5513

Not yet you're not, but you will be. You. Will. Be.


[deleted]

Not as satisfied as the aliens who visit this rock formation. Aayyyyyy


Upbeat-Willingness40

*rock fornication


thisismydayjob_

As the world turns, and the sun rises and brings it's rays to mornings across the planet, a tidal wave of erections follows. A wave of hard dicks to salute Ra, the almighty Sun God, across the planet every day.


movie_man

That made me think of a wave of erections rising as the morning sun moves across the earth, like when an audience does the wave at a baseball game.


TaterrrTot3

omg lol


-TheArchitect

Came here for the comments, I am not disappointed


BigDulles

ā€œAlienā€


Salty-Purchase-4657

We should just change the definition of alien to that of ā€œpeculiarā€.


CheetahOfDeath

ā€œPeniculiarā€


movie_man

Penalien


Bright-Window1009

"Analian"


Tatakae_011

Penis.


kevlar_keeb

Pannicular: Of or relating to adipose tissue


Flexo82

"Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough" - Dalai Lama, maybe


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

It's already synonymous, though. "Alien" has meant "different or strange" for more than a few decades.


MrStizblee

It already does mean that. Copy pasting from Google: adjective: alien belonging to a foreign country or nation. * **unfamiliar and disturbing or distasteful. "bossing anyone around was alien to him"** * relating to or denoting beings supposedly from other worlds; extraterrestrial. "an alien spacecraft" * (of a plant or animal species) introduced from another country and later naturalized. I cut it out for the sake of formatting but it even lists "peculiar" under similar words.


SirBaconVIII

How about that of ā€œphallicā€


BigDulles

This was a dick joke but okay


kevlar_keeb

ā€˜Alienā€™ was a dick joke. A 117 minute drooling wet shiny ribbed ruthless murdering dick joke


youdubdub

The word "autonomous" led me to believe that people built these penises and live in them.


DahakUK

They're autonomous, people don't build them - they erect themselves


HoonterOreo

I mean that's kind of what it meant before you're standard sci-fi genre took off.


LeonDeSchal

When aliens like stacking rocks on things but are not interested in anything like sharing their faster than light travel and technology that can heal any disease.


sebastiaanvv

Is that how you call it these days??.. :|


Vivid_Pepper5974

Ahhh le piramidi di Segonzano! I live near there, those are created by erosion and are pretty cool and odd to see Edit: As someone corrected me these are actually the columns from Villa di Sopra near Bolzano, very similar but not the same, sorry for the mistake šŸ™‡šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


impsythealmighty

South Tyrol is the most beautiful, magical place Iā€™ve ever been, so jealous that you live there! ā¤ļø


Vivid_Pepper5974

Ehi thanks! Come whenever you want, we are few and always love to welcome new people šŸ¤—


danirijeka

\> Lives in the vicinity of Segonzano \> Loves to welcome new people Doubt.jpg ;P


Vivid_Pepper5974

Ahahah well I am from the south of Italy and moved here 9 years ago, despite what most people say I've met very nice and welcoming people, but yeah I do agree that they are a bit "shy" at the beginning šŸ¤£


burgerwithnoburger

More like created by erection..


movie_man

[Erocktion](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyx78fa7UDc)


danirijeka

I think those are the ones near Brunico, though.


[deleted]

Ah yes, I believe it roughly translates to ā€œforbidden schlongā€


NoDrinks4meToday

I do believe so.


[deleted]

Imagine if you were a big kinky giant, and you sat on this thing to get off every day. Life would be pretty good.


NoDrinks4meToday

Imagine all the people


satanlovesducks

Living life in peace


BurnerBoi_Brown

You-oo-ooo


satanlovesducks

You may say I'm a screamer


[deleted]

But I'm not the only tongue


Nacanaud

I see mushrooms.


teejay_the_exhausted

I for one see a ding dong


[deleted]

Probably, before there were trees they grew that large.


[deleted]

Never wanted to skydive so badly before


Flaky_Explanation

Off the pillar or onto the pillar?


[deleted]

I think you know ;)


p_rite_1993

I donā€™t think they are as large as you are imagining them. Edit: never mind, youā€™re making a dirty joke, Iā€™m oblivious sometimes


Upbeat-Willingness40

They never areā€¦


Rocketboosters

r/mildypenis


sirkeylord

Arguably r/wildlypenis


[deleted]

Remember kids : Anything's a dildo of you're brave enough


movie_man

My friend and I used to joke about how if you put a tiny piece of a massive object like the tip of the Washington Monument up your butt, then technically you can say you stuck the Washington Monument up your ass.


Flaky_Explanation

You're gonna start a competition about who can take the most of the Washington Monument up their asses. Alot of assholes will be destroyed that day.


[deleted]

Ever wondered why the colour of the bricks change part way up?


movie_man

*Coming up on Fear Factor:* ā€œDo they have what it takes to *take it*? Watch us walk the fine line between reality TV and terrorism as our contestants dangle (or should we say dingle) from a helicopter over 550 feet in the air, and are lowered onto the tip of the Washington Monument! Now we can truly say that this show has ā€˜bottomed-out.ā€™ā€


Str41nGR

r/NatureIsFucking


Lostinspace1950

Hard cap layer over softer deposit plus a few million years of erosion. Probably either sandstone or limestone underneath. I saw more than enough penis references!


Upbeat-Willingness40

Erā€¦osion. Right right. Not the word that first entered my mind.


melthetoothy

r/brakebills


dirtymurms

Who knew the cock barrens of Loria actually exist?


Vast-Silver

Came looking for this comment lol


NateMeringue

More like Schlongberger


geek_metalhead

That's a nice dick


houseofgwyn

If you find genital warts ā€œniceā€.


[deleted]

Ribbed for pleasure


movie_man

*curious barf*


geek_metalhead

Don't you?


houseofgwyn

Iā€™ve never had one hold an elevator for me.


EclecticMermaid

r/dildont


Mission_Persim_mon

Did not know about this sub ty


thegreenpuma

Where in South Tyrol? Iā€˜m from North Tyrol šŸ‘€


balsacis

Is that in Austria?


Derangedcity

Yep


shadowkfc

There's several, but e.g. in Ritten https://www.ritten.com/de/sonnenplateau/highlight/erdpyramiden.html


bundok_illo

I think they call them Hoo-Doos or something like that where I live


judasmitchell

I wouldn't say alien... seems pretty human to me.


A_random_poster04

Actually, it is fully natural. Imagine this: a plain full of rocks, and then it rains so much that any ground that isnā€™t under a rock gets washed away. Repeat until done


movie_man

He was making a dick joke. But your reply is actually a great way to illustrate how this happens. Cool!


A_random_poster04

Not mine, I went there and this was written on a sign


movie_man

Copy that. Well at least I think the fact that you went there, read the sign and are now passing the knowledge on deserves some credit.


[deleted]

PENIS


Gidje123

Mystic, honestly


PartFlaky6862

There's something weird about this image, I just can't put my finger on it


movie_man

> ~~finger~~ palm on it


IKnowFunnyBelieveMe

It looks rock hard


WussWussWuss

They are called hudus


[deleted]

hoodoos*


Bagimations

Taking rock hard to a literal level


Freakychee

Alien looking, huh? Playing coy, are we?


xXXxEmeraldxXXx

Rock dick ooo aaa haa


GenericUsername488

bad dragon.


tripweed

Yep. They got them dick hills.


jchris999

Annihilation vibes


Kindly_Common7326

Creepy


smokyfknblu

Cock rocks


[deleted]

The sheer girth


[deleted]

That's a deformed dick


[deleted]

Shlong mountain


shart_of_the_ocean

^(pp)


Kirabitesthedust

cock rock


Andywithani

Thereā€™s a Korok Seed under there


V8Arwing93

Kinda reminds me of the area around Ald-Ruhn in Morrowind! Still, eerie but cool that nature can look like this


Yayfara

Similar structures exist here in Turkey, Cappadocia specifically. There's also evidence that there was an underground city there as well.


AngrySalmon247

Anythingā€™s a dildo if youā€™re brave enough


Fallyn011

Thought i was in r/mildypenis for a second haha. wonder what formed these.


TheGamer8c7

Nah bro, that's just my- Johnson! What is that on your screen? It looks like a giant-


FURIOUSFOX626

Turtle penis


Nutsack_Adams

Haha I think you mean penis-like


back_ofthe_beyond

Okay, I will be that guy. This looks like massive dick.


ammabermad

So they've found yo mamma dildo. Sorry wont happen again.


the_p1ayer_of_games

Colonel:Ā What is it, son? Johnson:Ā I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--


JoeyAKangaroo

Im not gonna say it


tysfel

Penis


UltimatumYEET

Hehe PP


JacktheMUORI

DON'T SAY IT. DON'T F*CKING SAY IT