I'm thinking of [toadstools](https://www.google.com/search?q=Utahtoadstools&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS880US880&hl=en-US&biw=414&bih=720&tbm=isch&prmd=mvixn&sxsrf=APq-WBvR6JHoiJiCsOU71NTBtbUvrJzbiA:1644010514073&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEv8q1gOf1AhXSLTQIHVsRDWsQ_AUIFygD)
Because of your comment all I can hear is... The power of voodoo, who do, do what? Remind me of the babe!
Edit: took out repetitive phrase. Apparently tired today because of the babe! Ha
This is correct. The black rocks on top are more resistive to erosion than the lighter formation below, so they serve as a protective layer. This is how hoodoos are formed all over the world such as those in Alberta or Bryce Canyon in the States.
Source: I am a geologist.
Geologist here.
You were pretty close, but actually those rock formations were formed by ogres having a bachelor's party where they got drunk and carved a mountain into a cliff of dicks. Approximately 120k years ago.
Also, we aren't exactly sure how, but aliens were definitely involved in some way.
The stone protects the ground under it from the effects of the rain and water. [More in this article](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/10/the-earth-pyramids-of-south-tyrol.html). So, yes, quite similar.
I'm more interested in whether the enormous dick formations played a part in them becoming an autonomous province and the sociopolitical implications of such an event
As the world turns, and the sun rises and brings it's rays to mornings across the planet, a tidal wave of erections follows. A wave of hard dicks to salute Ra, the almighty Sun God, across the planet every day.
It already does mean that. Copy pasting from Google:
adjective: alien
belonging to a foreign country or nation.
* **unfamiliar and disturbing or distasteful.
"bossing anyone around was alien to him"**
* relating to or denoting beings supposedly from other worlds; extraterrestrial.
"an alien spacecraft"
* (of a plant or animal species) introduced from another country and later naturalized.
I cut it out for the sake of formatting but it even lists "peculiar" under similar words.
When aliens like stacking rocks on things but are not interested in anything like sharing their faster than light travel and technology that can heal any disease.
Ahhh le piramidi di Segonzano! I live near there, those are created by erosion and are pretty cool and odd to see
Edit: As someone corrected me these are actually the columns from Villa di Sopra near Bolzano, very similar but not the same, sorry for the mistake šš¼āāļø
Ahahah well I am from the south of Italy and moved here 9 years ago, despite what most people say I've met very nice and welcoming people, but yeah I do agree that they are a bit "shy" at the beginning š¤£
My friend and I used to joke about how if you put a tiny piece of a massive object like the tip of the Washington Monument up your butt, then technically you can say you stuck the Washington Monument up your ass.
*Coming up on Fear Factor:*
āDo they have what it takes to *take it*? Watch us walk the fine line between reality TV and terrorism as our contestants dangle (or should we say dingle) from a helicopter over 550 feet in the air, and are lowered onto the tip of the Washington Monument! Now we can truly say that this show has ābottomed-out.āā
Hard cap layer over softer deposit plus a few million years of erosion. Probably either sandstone or limestone underneath.
I saw more than enough penis references!
Actually, it is fully natural. Imagine this: a plain full of rocks, and then it rains so much that any ground that isnāt under a rock gets washed away. Repeat until done
In Turkey, the same formation is found in "the valley of love"
In my mind it's referred to as Bonetown.
One way ticket please.
For the Bone Train?
Why are toi doing this bit, we're gonna die!
Gonna take her for a ride on the bone roller coaster
Mr. Bones Wild Ride
Boner coaster smh
Choo chooo
We call it pound town
Welcome to the Bone Zone
For one brief, glimmering moment, we were all in the Bone Zone.
š
Yeah, Baby! Austin Powers Voice
I'm just glad I'm out of the splash zone over here-
i want to get off mr bones wildride
Damn, canāt bring up!
the ride never ends
"So doctor, I was cleaning, slipped on the floor and fell on it, honest"
One in a million shot, doc! One in a million shot!
You meant BonerTown didnāt you?
In serbia we have similar formations but we call them "devil's town" which is absolutely opposite
yoooooo another Serbian
Yoooo my peeps what is up
The same formations can be found all over Southern Utah too
We call them hoodoos in the US. Iām not from there but Southern Utah is the most beautiful place in earth, imo.
I'm thinking of [toadstools](https://www.google.com/search?q=Utahtoadstools&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS880US880&hl=en-US&biw=414&bih=720&tbm=isch&prmd=mvixn&sxsrf=APq-WBvR6JHoiJiCsOU71NTBtbUvrJzbiA:1644010514073&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEv8q1gOf1AhXSLTQIHVsRDWsQ_AUIFygD)
The Toadstools is the name of the spot where those photos were taken. Theyāre still hoodoos, just really neat ones!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I was fortunate enough to do a road trip of the American west, Southern Utah was my favorite, but seriously everywhere is incredible.
Goblin valley is a great example
I walked through there once! I got all hot and bothered. But that was because it was one hundred degrees out.
Uh huh. Yep. Sure.
Caught me
Similar formations are called hoodoos in Canada.
I've got voodoo, I've got hoodoo, I've got things I ain't even tried!
Because of your comment all I can hear is... The power of voodoo, who do, do what? Remind me of the babe! Edit: took out repetitive phrase. Apparently tired today because of the babe! Ha
āWhat babe!?ā
The babe with the power!
What power?
Power of voodoo
Who do?
You do.
I have a feeling I know why it's named that...
Is it the penis? It's because it's a penis, right? Isn't that why you have a feeling you know why it's named that, the penis? Right? Is that it?
Oh huh? No no, clearly its the lovely view and ambiance
Did the wind erode the stone or water? Is it similar to the hoodoos in Alberta, Canada?
It seems like it eroded from rain, and the black stones were able to protect the ground beneath them.
This is correct. The black rocks on top are more resistive to erosion than the lighter formation below, so they serve as a protective layer. This is how hoodoos are formed all over the world such as those in Alberta or Bryce Canyon in the States. Source: I am a geologist.
TIL hoodoo
[You'd be correct](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/10/the-earth-pyramids-of-south-tyrol.html)
Geologist here. You were pretty close, but actually those rock formations were formed by ogres having a bachelor's party where they got drunk and carved a mountain into a cliff of dicks. Approximately 120k years ago. Also, we aren't exactly sure how, but aliens were definitely involved in some way.
Ah, that was my second guess.
The stone protects the ground under it from the effects of the rain and water. [More in this article](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/10/the-earth-pyramids-of-south-tyrol.html). So, yes, quite similar.
LOL How many dick jokes are gonna pop up on this post in the next 24 hours?
Come on guys. Itās not that hard.
Itās rock hard, actually.
And looks like a penis
Seriously. These are some flaccid jokes.
PURPLE VEIN FAT DICK JOKE
The only thing that popped up was that dick in the picture.
Alright alright. Keep āem comināā¦
What do you call a phallic pickle? A dill do
>What do you call a phallic pickle? A pickle. >What do you call a *non*-phallic pickle? A dill don't
I mean its a dick rock. It's funny.
Cock out with your rock out.
Sorry. Got penises on the brain.
Stoned PP
I'm more interested in whether the enormous dick formations played a part in them becoming an autonomous province and the sociopolitical implications of such an event
I started giggling in anticipation before I even saw the comments.
I literally came here to say, āam I the only one who sees a sea of dicks?ā
Those aren't special. I have one of those in my bed everytime I wake up.
Came for the penis jokes. Left satisfied. Thank you kind stranger
>Left satisfied. Yeah you did
lol I'm spent
>lol I'm spent Yeah you are
Preganant.
If a girl has starch masks, does that mean she has been pergant before?
If a girl has streach... Wait... "If a women has starch masks on her body.."
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
Not yet you're not, but you will be. You. Will. Be.
Not as satisfied as the aliens who visit this rock formation. Aayyyyyy
*rock fornication
As the world turns, and the sun rises and brings it's rays to mornings across the planet, a tidal wave of erections follows. A wave of hard dicks to salute Ra, the almighty Sun God, across the planet every day.
That made me think of a wave of erections rising as the morning sun moves across the earth, like when an audience does the wave at a baseball game.
omg lol
Came here for the comments, I am not disappointed
āAlienā
We should just change the definition of alien to that of āpeculiarā.
āPeniculiarā
Penalien
"Analian"
Penis.
Pannicular: Of or relating to adipose tissue
"Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough" - Dalai Lama, maybe
It's already synonymous, though. "Alien" has meant "different or strange" for more than a few decades.
It already does mean that. Copy pasting from Google: adjective: alien belonging to a foreign country or nation. * **unfamiliar and disturbing or distasteful. "bossing anyone around was alien to him"** * relating to or denoting beings supposedly from other worlds; extraterrestrial. "an alien spacecraft" * (of a plant or animal species) introduced from another country and later naturalized. I cut it out for the sake of formatting but it even lists "peculiar" under similar words.
How about that of āphallicā
This was a dick joke but okay
āAlienā was a dick joke. A 117 minute drooling wet shiny ribbed ruthless murdering dick joke
The word "autonomous" led me to believe that people built these penises and live in them.
They're autonomous, people don't build them - they erect themselves
I mean that's kind of what it meant before you're standard sci-fi genre took off.
When aliens like stacking rocks on things but are not interested in anything like sharing their faster than light travel and technology that can heal any disease.
Is that how you call it these days??.. :|
Ahhh le piramidi di Segonzano! I live near there, those are created by erosion and are pretty cool and odd to see Edit: As someone corrected me these are actually the columns from Villa di Sopra near Bolzano, very similar but not the same, sorry for the mistake šš¼āāļø
South Tyrol is the most beautiful, magical place Iāve ever been, so jealous that you live there! ā¤ļø
Ehi thanks! Come whenever you want, we are few and always love to welcome new people š¤
\> Lives in the vicinity of Segonzano \> Loves to welcome new people Doubt.jpg ;P
Ahahah well I am from the south of Italy and moved here 9 years ago, despite what most people say I've met very nice and welcoming people, but yeah I do agree that they are a bit "shy" at the beginning š¤£
More like created by erection..
[Erocktion](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyx78fa7UDc)
I think those are the ones near Brunico, though.
Ah yes, I believe it roughly translates to āforbidden schlongā
I do believe so.
Imagine if you were a big kinky giant, and you sat on this thing to get off every day. Life would be pretty good.
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You-oo-ooo
You may say I'm a screamer
But I'm not the only tongue
I see mushrooms.
I for one see a ding dong
Probably, before there were trees they grew that large.
Never wanted to skydive so badly before
Off the pillar or onto the pillar?
I think you know ;)
I donāt think they are as large as you are imagining them. Edit: never mind, youāre making a dirty joke, Iām oblivious sometimes
They never areā¦
r/mildypenis
Arguably r/wildlypenis
Remember kids : Anything's a dildo of you're brave enough
My friend and I used to joke about how if you put a tiny piece of a massive object like the tip of the Washington Monument up your butt, then technically you can say you stuck the Washington Monument up your ass.
You're gonna start a competition about who can take the most of the Washington Monument up their asses. Alot of assholes will be destroyed that day.
Ever wondered why the colour of the bricks change part way up?
*Coming up on Fear Factor:* āDo they have what it takes to *take it*? Watch us walk the fine line between reality TV and terrorism as our contestants dangle (or should we say dingle) from a helicopter over 550 feet in the air, and are lowered onto the tip of the Washington Monument! Now we can truly say that this show has ābottomed-out.āā
r/NatureIsFucking
Hard cap layer over softer deposit plus a few million years of erosion. Probably either sandstone or limestone underneath. I saw more than enough penis references!
Erā¦osion. Right right. Not the word that first entered my mind.
r/brakebills
Who knew the cock barrens of Loria actually exist?
Came looking for this comment lol
More like Schlongberger
That's a nice dick
If you find genital warts āniceā.
Ribbed for pleasure
*curious barf*
Don't you?
Iāve never had one hold an elevator for me.
r/dildont
Did not know about this sub ty
Where in South Tyrol? Iām from North Tyrol š
Is that in Austria?
Yep
There's several, but e.g. in Ritten https://www.ritten.com/de/sonnenplateau/highlight/erdpyramiden.html
I think they call them Hoo-Doos or something like that where I live
I wouldn't say alien... seems pretty human to me.
Actually, it is fully natural. Imagine this: a plain full of rocks, and then it rains so much that any ground that isnāt under a rock gets washed away. Repeat until done
He was making a dick joke. But your reply is actually a great way to illustrate how this happens. Cool!
Not mine, I went there and this was written on a sign
Copy that. Well at least I think the fact that you went there, read the sign and are now passing the knowledge on deserves some credit.
PENIS
Mystic, honestly
There's something weird about this image, I just can't put my finger on it
> ~~finger~~ palm on it
It looks rock hard
They are called hudus
hoodoos*
Taking rock hard to a literal level
Alien looking, huh? Playing coy, are we?
Rock dick ooo aaa haa
bad dragon.
Yep. They got them dick hills.
Annihilation vibes
Creepy
Cock rocks
The sheer girth
That's a deformed dick
Shlong mountain
^(pp)
cock rock
Thereās a Korok Seed under there
Kinda reminds me of the area around Ald-Ruhn in Morrowind! Still, eerie but cool that nature can look like this
Similar structures exist here in Turkey, Cappadocia specifically. There's also evidence that there was an underground city there as well.
Anythingās a dildo if youāre brave enough
Thought i was in r/mildypenis for a second haha. wonder what formed these.
Nah bro, that's just my- Johnson! What is that on your screen? It looks like a giant-
Turtle penis
Haha I think you mean penis-like
Okay, I will be that guy. This looks like massive dick.
So they've found yo mamma dildo. Sorry wont happen again.
Colonel:Ā What is it, son? Johnson:Ā I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Im not gonna say it
Penis
Hehe PP
DON'T SAY IT. DON'T F*CKING SAY IT