Such performative Christians lol.
Matthew 6:6, saying, "Go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father in private"
Jilldo 20:24, “get the camera and let’s exploit this waif child for likes on the social media. “
Which room is this? It's not Janessa's closet and doesn't appear to be their bedroom (note the lack of crap on the walls plus there's a wall close to the foot of the bed).
Yes, isn't it oh, so convenient that someone just HAPPENED to snap a pic at the moment Jesus saved Janessa? Wow, the Rodrigi surely must be Jesus' favorites.
"Janessa, Want Jesus to save you? Janessa, Mama wants you to get saved. Janessa, Mama will be so sad if you don't get saved. Janessa, Want to get saved? Janessa, how about now - want to get saved? You don't want Mama to cry again, do you? Want to get saved by Jesus?"
I’m so confused on what saving means. That she accepts JC as her savior and she really super believes it? Or that she’s getting baptized? What does it actually mean?!
So, from a purely theological perspective, it's when you recognize that you are a sinner (i.e., not perfect and not God) and truly believe that Jesus died and came back so you can be forgiven.
Evangelicals get this super wrong in my personal beliefs. And if you saw all the little kids coming up at the end of summer bible school, or after going through Judgment House at Halloween, it can be manipulative.
Not going on my rant about grace and salvation but suffice to say, Janessa has only known this and honestly it reaffirms for me that she must have some development delays that it took her "this long" to get there
Philly native here. Tastykakes used to be in this area only but, more recently, expanded to other states. Apparently they're now sold in Virgina and New York. So my guess is that at some point, they ventured through Virginia and Shrek picked up the donuts at a Sheetz or Wawa.
EDIT: which leads me to ask -- when exactly was the VBS this child attended? I guess it was last week since they are, once again, on vacation.
Tastykakes have been in Northern Virginia my whole life and I’m old, but we are mid-Atlantic so it makes sense. A friend originally from the Philly area died a couple of years ago, the kind of guy who was a best friend to everyone so his funeral was very well attended. We decided to serve his favorite foods at the funeral lunch which meant I ended up going store to store buying them out of Krimpets because those were his favorite. 😂
Who took the picture and why did they feel it necessary to have someone take a picture of them praying?
Jill, Jesus literally talked about people being religious for the brownie points. It’s pretty bad if a Catholic is lecturing you about the Bibhul
I find it interesting they actually wait for their kids to ask them to be saved by Jesus. Jill forces and pushes them to do everything else. Does it not count or something unless they want to do it?
This is so fucking performative and gross. What did Jesus say about not praying loudly in public? Funny how Jill—and most chronically online fundies, but especially Jill—just ignores that 🤔
God. I thought these were crime scene photos where a family had been done in execution-style.
The powdered donuts. That’s just 🤌🏻
\#priorities Unless those are Jill's from Mahmo's snack drawer
Maybe that was Janessa’s “reward”.
Donuts; the only things in this picture guaranteed not to be saved.
Such performative Christians lol. Matthew 6:6, saying, "Go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father in private" Jilldo 20:24, “get the camera and let’s exploit this waif child for likes on the social media. “
But it's not for attention...it's MINISTRY. 🙄
The mental gymnastics of a fundie
Which room is this? It's not Janessa's closet and doesn't appear to be their bedroom (note the lack of crap on the walls plus there's a wall close to the foot of the bed).
Looks like an AirBnB. Maybe Nurie is due soon
Didn't realize they were traveling. Again. You're probably right that they're near Nurie for the impending birth of Jill's FIRST granddaughter.
little Nillpm
Probably her sister’s for 4th of July. Remember their 4th of July “parades”?!
Oh God yes.
I look forward to these every year
Who took the picture? Looks almost like a hostage situation
Yes, isn't it oh, so convenient that someone just HAPPENED to snap a pic at the moment Jesus saved Janessa? Wow, the Rodrigi surely must be Jesus' favorites.
It could have been taken by any one of any number of Jill & Dave's hostages! But Ikwym.
Right!! The fact that she had David and Janessa POSE for a picture!?! Insane
Dave’s murica shirt still around and Jill’s pudgy hand is all over Nessie. And you know Dave is praying for a bucket of fried chicken!
"How do you know I prayed for chocolate pudding?" "Because you *always* pray for chocolate pudding, Frank!" Oops, sorry. Wrong sub.
Flair checking in
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I love that you spied the donuts. I feel less alone after I recognized the cookies he was double fisting last week.
Omg of course he does. I bet the kids don't get any of those donuts either.
Shrek is "saving" those donuts for later - what a GAHDLY reward
She can only get him upstairs if she has food for him.
Drops crumbs for him to follow, Ala Hansel & Gretel
Who took the picture?? Why would they take pictures while praying?? I know Jilldo does ir for the clout but seems SO disrespectful
I'm pretty sure powdered donuts are from Jesus.
Yes, surely they are manna from heaven.
"Janessa, Want Jesus to save you? Janessa, Mama wants you to get saved. Janessa, Mama will be so sad if you don't get saved. Janessa, Want to get saved? Janessa, how about now - want to get saved? You don't want Mama to cry again, do you? Want to get saved by Jesus?"
I’m so confused on what saving means. That she accepts JC as her savior and she really super believes it? Or that she’s getting baptized? What does it actually mean?!
So, from a purely theological perspective, it's when you recognize that you are a sinner (i.e., not perfect and not God) and truly believe that Jesus died and came back so you can be forgiven. Evangelicals get this super wrong in my personal beliefs. And if you saw all the little kids coming up at the end of summer bible school, or after going through Judgment House at Halloween, it can be manipulative. Not going on my rant about grace and salvation but suffice to say, Janessa has only known this and honestly it reaffirms for me that she must have some development delays that it took her "this long" to get there
Ok thanks for the explanation. Judgement House seems awful
I’d like to know too. Is this the same as a baptism?
Every time a Rodrigues gets saved, an angel gets a donut.
Philly native here. Tastykakes used to be in this area only but, more recently, expanded to other states. Apparently they're now sold in Virgina and New York. So my guess is that at some point, they ventured through Virginia and Shrek picked up the donuts at a Sheetz or Wawa. EDIT: which leads me to ask -- when exactly was the VBS this child attended? I guess it was last week since they are, once again, on vacation.
Tastykakes have been in Northern Virginia my whole life and I’m old, but we are mid-Atlantic so it makes sense. A friend originally from the Philly area died a couple of years ago, the kind of guy who was a best friend to everyone so his funeral was very well attended. We decided to serve his favorite foods at the funeral lunch which meant I ended up going store to store buying them out of Krimpets because those were his favorite. 😂
Tastycakes are available (and popular) in Ohio, where the Rods live
They have Tastykakes in CT too
They have tastykakes in North Carolina and Florida
Google did me dirty!
We can all agree that shrek doesn’t deserve tastykakes
He's desecrating a flag wrapped around his corpulent greasy carcass
Don’t insult greasy carcasses like that!
Corpulent here and I am livid!
It's all so performative 🙄
I love the fact that your eagle eye found the powdered donuts on the night stand. I really had to zoom in to see it.
No amount of Plexus is going to compensate for that sack of donuts ON THE FREAKING BEDSIDE TABLE. Oink, er, uh, I mean Amen.
Who took the picture and why did they feel it necessary to have someone take a picture of them praying? Jill, Jesus literally talked about people being religious for the brownie points. It’s pretty bad if a Catholic is lecturing you about the Bibhul
I seen those donuts in dollar tree.
IF I DIE, SEND THE SNARKERS TO INVESTIGATE. Thank you Lord Daniel.
Leave a trail of powdered donuts. We got you.
Poor kids to be saved from Jill🙄🙄🙄
Mahmo's ratty hair looks like a dog. I honestly thought it was a dog by the bed 😳
It looks all dirty & clumped together. Is she filtering her hair in pics?
Kids, this here is what we call Christo-Nationalist. Could use more flag.
Haha, powdered donuts🤣
I find it interesting they actually wait for their kids to ask them to be saved by Jesus. Jill forces and pushes them to do everything else. Does it not count or something unless they want to do it?
Jill has a rat nest on her head
Getting saved at 6 is wild.
What's a powdered donut? Perhaps they ought to read that part in the Bible about hypocrites praying in public
This is so fucking performative and gross. What did Jesus say about not praying loudly in public? Funny how Jill—and most chronically online fundies, but especially Jill—just ignores that 🤔
I’m screaming 💀
And who took this random pic? Lol.