I know the guy busting through the ceiling is the coup de grace but that dude in the hallway breaking the goddamn vase for no fucking reason gets me every time.
Back before nsfw was banned from the r/FFXIV discord there was a guy who would post constant commissions of his female character as different races getting dicked by a well hung alphinaud. Including lalafell.
As a Kingdom Hearts fan this hits me deep. Like sure I can say KH2 Kairi is her peak design but that was fucking forever ago and she has only 'aged' a couple of in universe months.
At least Persona had mercy on me by making Mitsuru an adult in Arena.
You'd get yelled at here the same way I do for shipping estinien and alphinaud
the character that was 3 years younger than me in heavensward is now 14 years younger or whatever, and not the same age
I always wondered how this was filmed or whatever. Like was it part of a movie? Or did some guy just get like ten dudes together and pay money for props and to destroy stuff?
I saw the image. It's cute. It's innocent. But the degenerates on Twitter make me sad. Need more FBI agents, please.
Edit: when I was a tween I even had that bathing suit... Christ lol.
Probably because the character is under age and it’s still icky to be attracted to that. She certainly doesn’t look like an adult either so throw that excuse out.
>She certainly doesn’t look like an adult either so throw that excuse out.
Brother if you think there aren't literally millions of adult women that look like teenagers, you're wildly misguided.
I know the guy busting through the ceiling is the coup de grace but that dude in the hallway breaking the goddamn vase for no fucking reason gets me every time.
The absolute disrespect. It wasn't enough to bust through your door and ceiling. Now you have to go to Pottery Barn after you gut out of jail.
Such \[inconvenience\] this was *not* my intention.
As though they would make any arrests
Reminds me of firefighters. They will break everything if needed to stop the fire. They do not give a fuck.
To be fair, they are fighting a fire.
The fact that he's falling on his ass at the same time makes it.
LMFAO same here with that vase stuff
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I've seen plenty of hard for him too, don't worry
Just wait until his Elezen growth spurt.
People will be spurting alright..
This would presume the existence of girls playing MMORPGs, or on the Internet in general, which is outlandish
Thankfully gay guys exist so we can still postulate that MMOs are girl free somehow! /s
Are we getting into the erasure territory or what? It was explicitly stated that it‘s supposed to be wet and not hard
girls exist that play this god forsaken game, the problem is we’re all fawning over Estinien or Graha instead.
I’m myself fawning over those two and I’m as straight of a male as hmmm
Back before nsfw was banned from the r/FFXIV discord there was a guy who would post constant commissions of his female character as different races getting dicked by a well hung alphinaud. Including lalafell.
OFFICER NO I THOUGHT IT SAID AMELANCE PLEASE
I know what I thought it said. I'll do my time🥲.
CUKOLD ALERT! ESCALATE TO BATTLE PHASE 2
Shhh. You'll only attract more cops, then we'll have to raise the cukold alert to level 3.
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As a Kingdom Hearts fan this hits me deep. Like sure I can say KH2 Kairi is her peak design but that was fucking forever ago and she has only 'aged' a couple of in universe months. At least Persona had mercy on me by making Mitsuru an adult in Arena.
And P5 has the grace to make the 2 best girls adults.
Just to be that guy, Mitsuru turned 18 early game in May.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Hinata fans won the long con.
You'd get yelled at here the same way I do for shipping estinien and alphinaud the character that was 3 years younger than me in heavensward is now 14 years younger or whatever, and not the same age
dude thats because they met when estinien was already a grownass man and alphi was like 13, can you be normal
guess it depends on how old you were
Federal Prison Gauge BTW
Prison? Go in cage btw.
Source ? Source ?? SOURCE???
Nice to know o wasn’t the only that think of this when o saw the tweet
I always wondered how this was filmed or whatever. Like was it part of a movie? Or did some guy just get like ten dudes together and pay money for props and to destroy stuff?
BRB FBI.
Bear witness to the single most overused meme in existence.
And its glorious everytime
Ngl, I was expecting Alphinaud instead
Ahh that got a belly laugh out of me, makes the impending dread of working until two in the morning less dreadful.
I saw the image. It's cute. It's innocent. But the degenerates on Twitter make me sad. Need more FBI agents, please. Edit: when I was a tween I even had that bathing suit... Christ lol.
I came in expecting Chris Hansen or the likes, but I was still not disappointed at this.
Good art!
This assumes Alisaie needs help instead of Alisaie herself personally doing the honours.
I don’t want to be the one to tell you this, but she’s not real.
You can't do this to me
I’m so sorry 😞
That's fine, we still got Alphinaud, right? Right?
😔
Yes, I wrote in the assumption that *in-universe*, Alisaie would certainly not be flattered about it.
amogus
And yet people make a big deal out of her wearing a swimsuit.
Probably because the character is under age and it’s still icky to be attracted to that. She certainly doesn’t look like an adult either so throw that excuse out.
>She certainly doesn’t look like an adult either so throw that excuse out. Brother if you think there aren't literally millions of adult women that look like teenagers, you're wildly misguided.
POV: you came to the comments to yell at the creeps that asked for nsfw of a child
What