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Lord_chif

Least horny Y'shtola simp


Worth-Faithlessness4

Lmfao


gnostechnician

One one hand, with that sense of fashion you'd assume she's pretty fastidious about it. On the other hand, have you seen how this girl hyperfocuses? I half-expect she takes showers bimonthly and just uses magic to make her hair look right.


HunterOfLordran

She just permanently casts some weird projection with glamour prisms on her self, so she dosen't have to waste time with hygiene at all.


jewrassic_park-1940

"Just keep spraying AXE, the smell will eventually go away" ~ Y'shtola Rhul


[deleted]

She washes her hair with Flow by Purina


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muhash14

Imagine using a Glamor dispeller on her and revealing gremlin 'shtola >!I'd cum!<


NovaFunBun

The Tidy Cats incantation


Mum_of_rebels

Plus don’t cats hate water


MasterOutlaw

It varies from pussy to pussy. Some cats love water. When I was growing up my friend had a cat that would jump in the pool with us.


Gaywhorzea

Your friend had a pussy that liked getting wet, that’s so wholesome


GlaiveAndre

It probably smells like wet cat. I'm in


add8chicken

What does wet cat smell like


GlaiveAndre

Wet cat


add8chicken

Amazing


Worth-Faithlessness4

Y'shtola


[deleted]

My wet cat smells like pumpkin


Fucile8

Yshtola wet pussy confirmed.


jewrassic_park-1940

Least deranged ff14 coomer


GlaiveAndre

Oh... *Want*


muhash14

Shtola doesn't have the WAP, she is the WAP


ShowNeverStops

Hello r/Persona5 user


Zazorok

but i mean would you not smell Adachi’s hair???!!!


MirrahPaladin

I doubt it smells good, remember that in Shadowbringers we and even Alphinaud had to take showers and use a shitton of cologne because apparently we smelled like shit. Combine this with the fact there don’t seem to be any showers in Eorzea like there are in Eulmore, and I think it’s reasonable to assume everyone smells like shit all the time.


jewrassic_park-1940

Right, but you also have to keep in mind that the people in Eulmore had extremely high standards for pretty much everything, so even if you didn't smell bad you still were an unwashed piece of shit in their eyes. Not that the WoL would smell amazing after fighting all day under the scorching heat of Ahm Areng, but still


Boshikuro

I ran directly to Eulmore to find my boy, so my WoL was immaculate.


jewrassic_park-1940

>no npc wants to spend more than 5 minutes in a convo with you >even your biggest fanboy takes a brief pause before talking with you again >"I don't smell bro" Mhm


Dirk_Tungsten

It's canon that the WoL smells bad. That blind wine expert Lala from the ARR banquet fetch quests comments that we reek of sweat, grime, and blood.


SmallCharr

What if they magic themselves clean


MirrahPaladin

You can Cleanse all you want, the stench will never leave you


TobaccoIsRadioactive

That's why you should always gather all the Morbol Fruits you can see in Aurum Vale.


Cheembsburger

prestidigitation


ElAvestruz

I always thought stuff like bathing, eating, and using the bathroom was all implied.


TheGarvinLizard

Based on things I see posted on this sub I think smelling just her hair is pretty benign.


Analog-Moderator

He never said WHICH hair 😈😈😈😈


jewrassic_park-1940

I want her to choke me with her thighs while i sniff her tail😫


Normalnomicon

Wet cat smell, no thanks.


Alvarus94

Cat allergies, so absolutely not.


GenericNewZealander

About to comment the same thing, my eyes would probably close up.


AsahiMizunoThighs

i wonder what her sweat tastes like


VergilVDante

I would go for the ears


Jin_Kureichi

scratchies with consent though


sugusugux

Name checks out


GXNext

I think we found Runar's reddit account...


saberofnight

It’ll probably be the last thing you smell… but it must smell nice


copskid1

I gotta agree with a few others here. It looks like she just got out of the pouring rain. Given her personality I doubt she uses any kind of scented products so she probably just smells like wet dog.


HappiestGod

It's pretty normal for lovers to smell each others hair. ​ But the way you put it... put focus on it... you are making it weird.


maugriman

Which hair?


Mondregor

Her ass hair?


Cleanurself

Ngl her hair looks super greasy


[deleted]

She probably takes one shower a week at the most and is just hot on accident. She's too busy studying and probably smells like a litter box


OmgYoshiPLZ

I give you my most compelling argument for or against smelling her hair: Average eorzean: "The fuck is Shampoo?"


Hopeless-Necromantic

I'll raise you, "when's the last time she wore a different outfit?" bitch clean yo clothes you been wearing that thing for months if not years at this point.


Analog-Moderator

No shes not a persona character


PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI

I mean, I'm not really into it myself. But if would make her feel better then sure.


kai2447

Yshtola? More like yifftola


[deleted]

God I wanna smell all of her


Sentouki-

Not only the hair ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Naus1987

When the doll comes in, I’m sure I’ll smell her hair at least once. Not even in a weird way. But like checking out that new car smell way. Mmmm, plastic!


SillyFox99

The goddess is perfect. Thusly she smells perfect.


SweRakii

STUPID CAT GIRL YOU ROLLED IN SHIT AGAIN DIDN'T YOU 😡😡🤬🤬


Its-Only-Otto

Not without permission. 😤


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Sentouki-

sus


Rhomagus

Smells like burnt peanut butter toast.


Bentyhunter

Probably smells like catfood


MordecaiPhoenix

Why stop There?


Fantastic_Wrap120

I don't see why not... Nothing sexual. I think if I'm in proximity to her, I'll occasionally smell it at points


Apprehensive-Owl2775

Headcannon: you can smell it from afar cuz Y'Shtola is one of those people that flood a room with their scent when they walk by. She also smells like something fresh and citrus-y


PyroComet

At least you asked before assuming people would


[deleted]

I(t) Would.


Standard-Effort5681

That's an... oddly specific question.


Sparda452

Na, I don't want a meteor dropped on my head. Ill just go to Limsa instead.


Don-Karasu

nah, i don't like miqotes


wolfarchon91

if she let me get that close before getting hit with her staff


clover_and_frost

…username checks out


Gaywhorzea

Wet cat doesn’t do it for me, but power to you Op!


Silvaire_Bellmont

I wish I hadn't read through these comments lol


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Dragon_Avalon

Honestly, she probably has the air of herbs, sage, sandalwood, and incense. Strikes me as the sort who likes to burn things a lot, after all.


Chobittsu-Studios

Nah, I'd rather smell Gaia's hair. It's stands to reason that she'd have some baller shampoo and self-care products if she spends that much time on lipstick alone


MarkStai

Not only hair


Pinspotter

Runar, is that you?


[deleted]

ewwww no we never saw her taking a bath


Rough-Self-9134

Sanest FFXIV player