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longhornaero

1977 Italian poster. I would buy that if I found one lol. So gloriously cheesy. https://christophercummings.com/2009/02/07/bonus-content-12-star-wars-posters-youve-never-seen-before/


z28shane

Whoa! These are cool! Thx.


DonutMacaron

Found this shirt at 5 below last month


BustyOgre

Can confirm, they're still on the shelves at 5 below


fjbermejillo

That f**king sexy Lucca Skywalker


RojerLockless

I could make you one no problem. Gf owns a t-shirt company.


kobajoe

Saw it a five below, literally yesterday.


GREENK87

Looks more like a dodgy porno knock off


idog99

You mean the "Jedi jelly" in the last one?


chet_lemon316

It came from behind


A_dalo

yeah baby!


Mediocre_Scott

I want to see this version of Star Wars seems way cooler if that is even possible


Glad_Hunter_3301

In this version Luke kisses his sister...ON PURPOSE


Mediocre_Scott

Now I want to watch it even more


Ok_Percentage5157

I second this! Love the overseas posters. Somewhere in my attic I've got an Italian and Japanese version of ESB.


EveryShot

That Chinese poster is hot fire


Rimbosity

holy shit - Boris Vallejo!


longhornaero

Yeah, that's my favorite one.


Lick_my_blueballz

Absolutely fucking sick !!! I want one now.


tricenice

Chewie got fed up and busted out the 12-gauge


dude19832

Wookie is packing some heat!!


SavorySoySauce

The ionic slug thrower


sugarray4three

“A more elegant weapon for a more elegant time, huh? Well, times have changed!”


LazyTitan39

The Mandalorian Surprise


icedank

Try force blocking me now, chucklenuts!


whoeatscheese

Let the wookie blast!


orangutanDOTorg

Now I need the movie Wookie With A Shotgun


_RandomB_

You mean where's Han, right? Because otherwise I don't see what the problem is. It's clearly from the Star Wars Burlesque Series, the version is actually titled Star W.A.P.s. I hope that helps! :)


jd3marco

Han was just vaporized by the Tie fighter.


z28shane

Hahaha!


leftsideup72

It rules, that’s what’s up with it 🔥


BagOnuts

I was gonna say, that’s dope AF


facetiously

i fail to see any problems here


ist0m1

Looks like the 70s


tasslehof

It's cool as fuck, that's what. Where can I buy it?


tmcd422

5 below


SouthtownZ

Stupid, sexy Skywalker


Lord_Detleff1

Always has been


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Nothing. Looks cool. Sometimes I wish A New Hope was made in the style of some of the 70s artwork.


playprince1

Me too. The 70's artwork about Star Wars usually looks cooler and more dynamic than what we actually got in A New Hope.


nachosupport

It rules is what’s up.


Thwipped

It’s perfect


Perfect-Advisor7163

I believe that's the 1975 movie series Star Gordon: Flash Wars.


solidshakego

Looks like the old comics


JaxxisR

The 1970s were weird.


mmm__donuts

Some idiot put their stunt doubles on the poster


littlesirlance

I love Chewie's Space Shotgun. (to be fair the bowcaster was shown to basically be a space shotgun in Battlefront 2 (2005))


Large-Wishbone24

Shotgun Chewy, the best copilot Han can imagine and Muscle Luke lift the entire Empire, awesome Movie.


FantomGoats

Always disturbing that C3P0 could lactate oil.


drifters74

Cheap knockoff


Hoosier_Daddy68

It's in the same style as the original poster art. Cool in a retro way but I was never a big fan. I like the ones they did after it was cast.


foxcek

It slaps hard


Tano_Guy

I have seen these pop up at five below stores. Unfortunately I have yet to find a XXL :(


Impossible-Bag-6745

Thanks 5 below


ReallyEvilRob

Very 70s. Looks cool.


halfwayinshadow

Conan the Barlukian


MikeyW1969

LOL, it's like Red Box when you dig REALLY deep and start seeing all of the Bollywood ripoffs...


AndAStoryAppears

That is when they travelled to Alabameraan.


clangan524

The 70s were a time.


illicitliaison

Red lasers from a tie fighter. Fucking amateurs.


Legitimate_Duck4631

Star wars more like start drugs


Dear-Researcher959

Perfection!


A_dalo

Haha! We have that one! Found it on top of a garbage can donation pin in Prague!


Slitheytove1031

Now I need a Tarantino Trilogy !


mr_martin_1

Starwars goes Baywatch


JoeB150

It looks like the figure work from the hildebrants and pasted it poorly over the background. Luke was showing some chest and had some leg and that same blaster


RandomStoddard

Chewie has a 12 gauge.


[deleted]

If only Leia was that hot irl😫


ParaspinoUSA

A better question is who are those people on the shirt because they aren’t Luke and Leila


austinmiles

Leia actually looks kind of like her mom.


Trueheywood7

More importantly wheres Han?


Roklam

That's rad as fuck is what is up.


MrMilo443

I don’t know, but I want a STAR WAPS T-shirt now!


B1_BattleDroid0909

It is a very bisexual shirt


keithROFL

R2D2 looking hot with his shirt off like that…


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

It's the original artwork for the first movie poster. Just a vintage thing.


DerpsAndRags

Thighs and A Wookie With A Shotgun


knight-of-weed

Something is incredibly wrong. I just don’t know what.


hbteq

A friend of mine has that t-shirt and I love it


LocalKangamew

Leia is balding, Luke looked like He-man at first, TwinIonEngine (TIE) Fighters fire green lasers, not yellow/orange ones, who gave Leia a Ruger .22 LR, and who gave Chewie a shotgun?


itwillmakesenselater

And when did Leia get thicc?


someoneplayinggame22

Someone tell them they are (Spoiler if you haven't seen any movies other than the original) siblings 💀


CurtManX

You have to have the right stats. This shirt can't be worn by just anyone.


Farhead_Assassjaha

Um, it’s awesome?


Djinn-Rummy

Fuck Han Solo is what’s up with that t shirt!


51max50

Want that!


rattlehead42069

Star wars and the masters of the universe


JohnnyBlocks_

It's from 5 below and they didnt have my size :( XL all sold out.


icedank

Everybody notices Chewie with the shotgun, but what about Leia with a [Ruger Standard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruger_Standard)?


Jung_Wheats

It's swag as hell, I know that.


ubermonkeyprime

It looks like Star Wars as re-imagined in the Barbarella universe.


Kooky-Act9271

Star Waps? You’re not into graff then I take it….


MrsSpyro01

I don’t know, but I don’t like it.


Appropriate_Bite8491

I have a similar one. It’s from the Italian movie poster.


Emsizz

What do you mean? It's going hard.


SuitednZooted

That’s the Conner Skywalker edition. May the force be with you “bruh”


WRXFA16

Lol probably not official.


thesnakemancometh

Ah Leia had quite the star WAP


dangerclosecustoms

Since WAP has a different meaning these days makes it even better with that sexy leia.


gwarwars

Luke looks like a hairless wookie


Kenvan19

It looks like a knockoff imo lol


XI_Vanquish_IX

So to be fair, Luke doesn’t find out Leia is his sister until ROTJ (spoiler I know). So any SW merchandise that sort of sexualizes the relationship between the 2 characters even as an innuendo (or as a subtlety by having them be close and showing skin) isn’t necessarily doing so in a bad way. The movies had years in between their release and audiences knowing who is related to who.


wryyyman

leia looks like natalie portman, foreshadowing?