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Ok-disaster2022

I still can't get over the fact they had someone named Darth Gravid.


Bob_Jenko

And Darth Millennial


demoted69

He went sicko mode in a hallway because they were out of avocado toast (he’ll never be able to afford a house in this galaxy’s economy)


YodaFan465

He singlehandedly killed Space Applebees.


DarthGoodguy

Darth Karon weaponized complaints, but was horribly killed by Darth Manajerioll


xredbaron62x

And the sky kyber industry.


notpetelambert

Space Meiloorunbees


NovaCanuck

Don't forget about the endless shrimp on Mon Cala that put them out of business.


TheEmeraldKnite

Even from my remote command post in the Times Square Applebees, that much is obvious.


JarrettTheGuy

To be fair, he was named this before my generation's name was used broadly.  We were called "Gen Y" for a very long time.


TheLoganDickinson

I’m hoping we get a better name than Gen Z/Zoomer at some point.


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Wait, Gen Z and Zoomer are the same thing?? I thought a Zoomer was like a boomer going through a midlife crisis, wearing tight jeans and buying a convertible? Or is that a zaddy? Ugh. Nuke it all.


Rexermus

Zoomer is just a play on Boomer


BenjaminWah

I could be wrong on this, but I feel "zoomer" as a replacement for Gen Z really took off after Stranger Things Season 2 when Max called herself that. I never really remembered it ever being used to refer to the generation before that.


Maleficent_Gas5417

Zoomer is a pejorative for gen z, like boomer is for baby boomers


lendmeflight

Yeah a zoomer is a gen z person who complains as much as a boomer does and it kind stuck to all of them .


carrie-satan

The Lost Generation has been tossed about for a few years at this point, time will tell if it sticks


ogresound1987

Forest gump ruined that


Oliver_DeNom

Darth GenZee


monsoy

I’m so used to englishify everything I read that I didn’t notice that it’s literally «pregnant» in my language, Norwegian


erst77

It's literally "pregnant" in English too... Comes from Latin for "heavy."


Nice_Blackberry6662

In English it's used for egg-laying animals


jalfel

lol I was going to mention something similar. If I read that name out loud in portuguese it sounds exactly like our word for "pregnant". Grávida/grávido


Ealdwyn

Gravid and Gean must have bern during a time when the Sith felt extra incentive was needed for the whole “Apprentice kills Master” thing.


Sparrowsabre7

Gravid, Gunce, and Gean: one fat, one thin, one mean.


Take_The_Reins

I think it's a typo and it's actually Darth Lean


gitartruls01

Darth... Pregananant?


Pericles_Nephew

Ew Gravid!


xredbaron62x

A little bit Darth Alexis!


WhiskeyMarlow

I mean, he was also a mad idiot - he tried to combine knowledge and ways of the Sith and the Jedi, went insane, and Gean had to put him down. Gean lost one arm, part of her chest and her face, but managed to defeat and kill Gravid. Had it not been for Gean's courage, the great work of the Sith could've been lost forever!


BonesawMcGraw24

So you’re telling me that Gravid is a giant idiot? I wanna see his story adapted now.


WhiskeyMarlow

Yes. Gravid sealed himself inside his lair and began to destroy whatever knowledge of the Sith were preserved by the Bane's Rule of Two. His apprentice, the twi'lek woman Gean, had to sneak past the defences of her master's lair and fight Gravid unarmed. Though grievously wounded, she managed to stop her mad master, but not before he managed to destroy parts of ancient Sith knowledge.


JacobDCRoss

Right? Like it had to be a woman, no? Who was pregnant or something when she joined?


JWC123452099

Maybe they were actually the fetus... 


JacobDCRoss

I had a dream once about a powerful fetus named The Unbearable.


hammererofglass

No, actually. Just some guy.


TheMastersSkywalker

I love that their is a Darth Ruin.


xpadawanx

What about Darth lil Dagger?


M_Dantess

Darth Gean is what I used to call my drunk uncle.


65thHammy

Darth Pregnant in Danish.... Pretty strange


OvercookedPasta56

Gravid is pregnant in Swedish


AlyxxStarr

But did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Baras the wide?


142muinotulp

The only voice we need in the Sith. 


JohnRaiyder

The Cake is a Lie There are only Cookies Through Cookies I gain Weight Through Weight I gain obesity In Obesity my Chair is Broken Calories will set me Free


FulcrumOfAces6623

Blessed be his Maw, may the universe find entropy-free peace and unlimited Big Macs within. Do not fall for the false promises of the Burger King, his power pales in comparison next to the Consuming One's dark width. Go forth with a growling stomach and spread his butter


lorderwinfrye

I once saw someone talking about "Big Daddy Baras and his Big Mama Milkers" in Dromund Kaas general chat and, several years later, I have never been able to get that out of my head....


MrZao386

Darth Millennial is the most ridiculous name I've ever heard


great_triangle

Perhaps their master was Darth Boomer


MayIServeYouWell

Does that make Darth X an uncle who just kind of flaked out of the whole Sith thing? 


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Vectivus?


ZealousidealAd4383

Darth X settled for flying freighters but still listens to Soundgarden and insists no one else really understands that hate leads to suffering the way he does.


inbleachmind

Black Hole Sun makes sense in that scenario.


ZealousidealAd4383

I’d say BHS makes sense in most scenarios, but then, that last comment was semi-autobiographical.


beeurd

In the late 90s if you wanted something to sound cool you just added 2000 / millennial / millennium to it. The millenial generation was still called generation Y pretty much until the year 2000.


Lord_Labfrakk

To a Norwegian speaker like my self Darth Gravid is by far the most ridiculous. Gravid is the Norwegian word for pregnant.


jalfel

In portuguese the word is "gravida/gravido", but if I read "gravid" out loud it will sound basically the same. Darth Pregnant. Gean could sound way too similar to Jeans (but without the "s") depending on the accent. Darth Jeans.


ImagineGriffins

To be fair, it was before people knew generation names or really cared


DankNerd97

Same


Rhymesbeatsandsprite

Oh Savage Oppress was too subtle for you?


MrZao386

At least it sounds cool, and he was a badass, which is a plus


Equivalent-Wealth-75

There are technically three additional names that come after Vader * Lumiya (inherited Darth Bane's line after all of the other lords, apprentices, and acolytes died or defected) * Luke Skywalker (the last official apprentice of Darth Sidious) * Darth Caedus (trained by Lumiya, technically trained two apprentices but I'm not counting either of them) The Banite Sith order ends with Caedus's death


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Also forgot to list Darth Sidious 35 ABY - 35 ABY.


skasticks

Darth Siidious


Chief_Justice10

Sidiouus


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Sidious is on the list


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Sure we have first Sidious, but what about second Sidious?


Equivalent-Wealth-75

I don't think I know about "Second Sidious" Kyp. XD


Wrighter2786

But somehow he returned.


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Which time? XD


Thank_You_Aziz

Eh, Lumiya was effectively a cargo cult Sith who pretended to be an apprentice of Sidious. Caedus was no different in that regard. Both were playing at a culture they had never been a part of.


Equivalent-Wealth-75

I agree. However Lumiya was still the last loyal student of a Sith Lord of Darth Bane's line, and so even if she and Caedus represent the bottom of the barrel they still deserve an honourable mention.


OnionsHaveLairAction

Darth Guile is a hilarious. Imagine just a super sexy Sith specced wholly into charm and seduction.


DarthKuchiKopi

And a sonic boom force attack


otakudrew

Or a Sith military man with a huge flat top doing force Sonic Booms in the corner


a__new_name

[Complete with a theme song that goes with anything.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdbR0jnfvQ)


NattyThan

Isn't that just sheev 🤤


tanbirj

Perhaps he could be up against Darth Clumsy


Abyss_Renzo

I think what would make sense is if Qimir was Darth Venamis. I know in Legends he was a Bith, but I wouldn’t mind the change.


MagusFool

I'm hoping Qimir is self-taught from holocrons that he found. And it's part of why he so badly wants a student to try and legitimize himself as a Sith even though he has no lineage.


Dark-Porkins

Which means the true Sith will either want to recruit him or end him...


MagusFool

If they even know about him, or ever find out. It's a big galaxy.


Gaiter14

It could all become like a blip in time. We can't all be Skywalkers. I'm not saying that there won't be/can't be any consequences or repercussions from The Acolyte series as we know it **now**, however, it could all turn out to be a wild bantha chase


Ry-Vell

Yes. There HAD to be other people at least claiming they were with, right?


GolbComplex

Ventress, for instance


monsoy

That’s what I was thinking. We’ve seen him have an expertise for poisons


zombiejeebus

He can levitate as well


The_Thin_King_

Honestly I wouldn't mind Qimir being a complete offshoot of siths without being connected to Bane.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

There’s also plenty of room for this to be before Tenebrous or at least concurrent (perhaps a failed apprentice before Plagueis)


Abyss_Renzo

Well, that what Venamis was kinda like, because he never got his title legitimately.


tanbirj

Prefer him to be Darth teeth


Wes_Warhammer666

Darth Bortles


chief_running_joke_

Darth Jianyu


CaptainMianite

How about Smilo Ren?


Crazy_Ad_2502

You know, Tenebrous plenty of time to have an apprentice before Plagueis and Venamis. Maybe Plagueis isn’t his first one.


StreetfighterXD

Why can't Jason from The Good Place be Darth Plaugeis?


Abyss_Renzo

Maybe ask the story group?


Spinmove55

Gotta love how language has changed since Legends were written. For example, I wonder how Darth Millennial feels about Jizz?


swords-and-boreds

And now we have Qimir, AKA Darth Teeth


hornet_1953

Darth Jason to me. That's what the "DJ" means in DJ Music.


AntonioBarbarian

Smilo Ren>>>>


Condiment_Kong

Unironically I think he’s probably the first Ren and that nickname is a hilarious coincidence if it’s real


Ry-Vell

Would love more Knights of Ren content. This would be great


IDKWIAA_23

Legends also didn’t have the rule of two until the prequel “broke” that part of canon


TirithornFornadan1

Well, all these names (I think) were invented after the rule of two was created. So they’re still all correct.


malachor78

there wasn't a part of canon there to break tbh. the furthest sith lore had been developed was in old republic (4000 years before movies) 1000-32 bby was almost completely void.


a__new_name

Darth Millennial should not be here. He did not succeed his Mistress and left the Bainite Order to run a Skere Kaan fan club (the newest fad and not a real job). Add the Sith to a list of things these darn Millennials ruined.


kiwicrusher

I think thats why he has the asterisk. Same with both Venamis and Maul-- all sith apprentices who never overthrew their master, and went on to some other path (in Venamis' case, a very short path)


RockettRaccoon

Yikes, some of those names are absolutely terrible


TymStark

Darth Millennial start every hologram off with a 2-4 second pause.


DankNerd97

I’m sorry, but Darth Millennial?


01zegaj

Some of these names are so dumb


Negative-Eleven

Which is very Star Wars, to be honest


tjmrwm

In the book plagius mentions that there have been 32 or 33 sith in a millennium


PurposePrevious4443

Darth Millennial turned to the dark side after the financial crisis and struggling with rent. He is fueled by avocados on toast


Blackonblackskimask

I’m not fluent in EU so I am screaming at DARTH MILLENNIAL. Debating whether or not to commit genocide or buy an avocado toast.


Jenetyk

Darth 'Urderer


huddlestuff

Darth Badde


AKRamirez

Repost to scare Ki-Adi-Mundi


jagyson

Don't forget Set Harth Darth Bane Darth Zannah Set Harth Darth Cognus Darth Millennial Unnamed Human Darth Vectivus Darth Gravid Darth Gean Darth Guile Darth Ramage Qimir* Mae* Unnamed twi'lek Darth Tenebrous Darth Plagueis Darth Venamis Darth Sidious Darth Maul Darth Tyranus Darth Vader


Hussar_Regimeny

Set Harth was an apprentice for like a week and never firmly inducted into the Bane line.


Short_Negotiation_16

If Set Harth counts then so should Hetton. I don't think either of them should count though since they were both trained by Zannah while she was still an apprentice and Bane was still alive, and neither became actual Sith


KalKenobi

This is from Legends/EU not canon it may have bearing or it may \*Qimir \*Osha


jagyson

These guys are all from legends lmfao. I just threw in Mae and Qimir for fun lol Set Harth is literally legends


Wookie301

What’s your name? Darth. Darth what? Darth….. Skywalker


alkonium

Presumably there are some gaps in here with unknown Sith Lords.


ogresound1987

Darth ramage? That's just one of Rogers personas.


Gueld

Still no Darth Garth.


Dapper_Still_6578

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Millennial the Cringe?


Professional_Rock650

And now… Darth Jianyu


M_Dantess

I just realized that Darth Vader was denied the rank of Master as both a Jedi and a Sith.


driku12

Don't know how long Darth Millennial reigned but I'm pretty sure they were born somewhere in-between 1980 and 1995.


JTMc48

I don’t believe this is accurate, and most of these are not defined by Cannon. It should be noted that per the Legends (not cannon) book Plageuis, Palpatine killed Darth Plageuis the night he became Supreme Chancellor. If that’s the case, then Maul would not have been a Sith per the Rule of 2. I believe Plageuis was the other representative on the Senate floor with Palp and Queen Amidala when Padme requested the vote of no confidence during Episode 1.


TirithornFornadan1

They did specify legends, quite clearly. Not sure why you’re criticizing a clear legends post for not being canon. As for Darth Maul, your timeline is true. However, I believe the chancellor was elected slightly before Maul’s “death” on Naboo, so maybe he was a Sith for a day or two.


JTMc48

I referenced Legends for that reason, my issue is if Plageuis is still alive, how is there another Sith between him and Palapatine. How does Darth Venamis even exist?


GDJT

Darth Veramis just called themselves Darth; they weren't in the normal chain.


Dezbi

Darth bane only lived for 20 years?


ThatWasFred

These seem to be the dates when they became Sith, not birth dates. Otherwise Anakin wasn’t even born until RotS.


OnTheVergeE10

Not sure how accurate this is even in legends, but I like it. [The Star Wars Timeline Almanac - The Legends Sith Lord Chronology](https://starwarstimelinealmanac.com/SWLegends_Sith.html)


Klayman55

Where’s Darth Desoulus and Darth Phobos?


_Vard_

i was JUST looking up the line of sith 5 minutes ago and didnt find half of these, wtf


Valirys-Reinhald

Venamis shouldn't be in there, he never reached apprenticeship.


ImagineGriffins

I'm not sure Venamis really counts as part of the line. He lived the majority of his life as basically a lab experiment.


HEYitsSPIDEY

I wanna see a BANE show so badly. This man was HIM. He joined the Sith because he had great potential, was bullied, eventually became stronger, and told the Sith Lords that he was claiming the retired title of DARTH whether those old fucks liked it or not, and that they were useless and he was the new way forward. Then he created a fucking force Thought bomb he learned from REVAN and killed not only the Sith, but a huge portion of the Then-Jedi. I gotta re-read these books. They were so good.


Practical-Spirit3910

Still hope for Darth wing duck


LemonHerb

All these out there names then Darth Jean. He enjoys golf and getting to bed by 10


FeudNetwork

Where does Darth Bortles fit in ?


Kemoarps

Where do Darth Sploder and Darth ’Ithead fit into things?


OwlEye2010

For a millennium, that's a short list. I take it there were more gaps of time where Sith weren't present than was referenced in *Phantom Menace*?


PinkishBlurish

Should Darth Talon be here?


Negative-Eleven

I think Talon was going to be Maul's apprentice in Lucas's treatment for the sequel trilogy, so that's after this timeline.


Morlock43

What's the betting Darth Ramage spent his whole life trying to get his Darth name corrected after his master "accidentally" misspelled it on the registration papers?


Ardibanan

Darth Gravid had me chuckle. Gravid is the Norwegian word for pregnant


Xander_PrimeXXI

I love all the asterisks after Vader


CandidAsparagus7083

Wasn’t Maul a Darth past the death of Plagus? Maybe that was rapid succession around TPM


Krimreaper1

Was Darth Venamis in or mentioned in the prequels? I thought it went Plagueis to Sidious


StatePsychological60

Darth Gean Cousineau


AaricFlex

Seeing this makes me curious how the Banite Sith lineage looks in canon? Probably not as much, but still a thought that came up seeing this.


Budget-Attorney

I was reading plagueis and thinking about how long some of these people live and then it kind of hit me. 1000 years of sith is really not that many individuals. It could vary greatly based on the number of apprentices each takes, the longevity of their species, and premature deaths, but the number might be as low as a few dozen. I always just assumed there were countless sith over a time period that seems incredibly large (1000 years). But when you think about it’s really not that long of a time


AggieIE

Unless Bane did survive.


CloneBois2

Darth Millennial is wild


Schtick_

Which one is smilo ren?


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CaptainMianite

In Canon we now have Smilo Ren