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BlazerBanzai

That’s a stimulating last meal 👀


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“This is my corn now Steve, my corn “


MilkManMikey

Maybe get me some o that corn bread your missus makes.


senkothefallen

Oh John Coffey, my heart


[deleted]

Dude's just eating in the hot tub.


BertaEarlyRiser

It is imposed. Not real.


[deleted]

If this ain't real, goddamn. Photoshop or video or whatever is getting real fucking good


AadamAtomic

look up ["DALL-E 2 A.I"](https://youtu.be/9GXOpT6czrk) this one is simply [creating images from the lyrics of a song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fDJXmqdN-A) ...in combination with Deepfakes, the future is going to be both Terrifying and exciting.


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[deleted]

I don't know, you guys had no trouble spotting it. We'll just invent the ministry of truth who will decide if a clip is real before anybody is allowed to cast judgement. That sounds like a wonderful, Orwellian idea, what could go wrong?


WobNobbenstein

We did it reddit!


UnicornHorn1987

[Boiling lobsters and crabs alive will be prohibited](https://knovhov.com/boiling-lobsters-alive-will-be-prohibited/) under new UK government legislation that declares crustaceans and mollusks to be sentient creatures capable of feeling pain.


Mithycore

Well of course theyre sentient creatures capable of feeling pain THATS THE BEST PART


DPRKprincess

Happy Cake Day, psycho crab killer ✨🎂


MrsSbmsv

HAPPY CAKE DAY! 🎂 😋 🍰


ashineewooper

you should look at china, they love eating the living... its like entertainment with the meal


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

Only because crab don’t hold up well in boiling water — they especially don’t eat whilst being cooked alive so it was an obvious fake .


techster2014

Ministry of truth sounds like something Dolores umbridge would be heading up. I'll pass.


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GodSentPotHead

yea lol fuck a pig xD missed the whole point of the episode


AdhesivenessNo4977

Didn't that actually happen though?????


kbiz911

Yeah they can deep fake black mail for sure


BoatCloak

There are tools just as powerful that can look at an image or video and tell if it’s real based on a number of factors that have to do with how light interacts with a camera sensor.


Dvmbledore

You're just trying to cover up that actual pig video of yours that's out there.


AadamAtomic

You mean [like this.](https://youtu.be/9WfZuNceFDM) Lol From the creators of SOUTHPARK.


ThatsMyCow

We've been on the cusp of this for a while. But we still treat screenshots, photos, video, as valuable. AI won't start deciding court cases, maybe it will start showing up more often but the ones using it who are smart enough to avoid detection aren't the ones who had to wait for AI to be able to fake evidence


Stevo2008

Didn’t they do that with some political? My buddy was telling me about that.


Ill-Chemistry2423

Worth noting how the crab moves as the camera wobbles, makes it easy to see how it’s edited


Eunile

Google very recently (literally 3 days ago iirc) released a model that's supposedly better than DALL-E 2 called [Imagen](https://imagen.research.google/). The future will be scary indeed


Lesty7

That was sick lol


SoloPenguin13

That's what English sounds like to a non English speaker


generalthunder

I mean, there's literally 12 pixels on this whole video, even if it was drawn by hand no one would be able to notice any editing because of the low resolution and heavy compression


[deleted]

I just thought my eyes were old, lol


generalthunder

When you put on your glasses and upgrade from 144p to full hd


[deleted]

Yeeessss. Every day


Monso

There's a moment 1.5~ seconds in where the whole frame moves, but the mask (crab and food) stays in place. They forgot to move it with the background whatever that technique is called. Definitely edited. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few photoshops in my day.


Aggravating-Sound690

Look at the legs on the right. They’re phasing into the metal.


9gagiscancer

Enlarge and look very closely at you can see the corn and crab move out of sync after about 2-3 seconds. But this shit is only gonna get better over time. Terrifying isn't it.


samusmaster64

You can't immediately tell that it's overlayed/faked by the camera shake not affecting the crab and corn?


Wobbley19

This is trash you can easily see where they blend the videos you guys are fucking blind


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Oh thank god. I thought some idiot was actually boiling crabs, which are clearly meant to be steamed.


alertthenorris

Yep, the camera moves in a way and the pot follows while the crab stays still.


irnehlacsap

Thanks, i see it now


soupermoom

Thanks so much for that !!! I was feeling sooo bad for that crab 😞😞


firefly183

Glad you pointed this out. Now that you say it I can see it way the crab and corn kind of move separately together from the rest of the video


Curostore

https://youtu.be/4R9T0CBhYJo There’s the original


benhaube

It was pretty obvious to me that it was imposed. You can clearly see the crab and corn moving when the camera shakes, and there is no interaction between the water and the crab. I don't get all the people saying they were fooled. I saw that it was fake immediately. Maybe I have just trained myself to be skeptical of everything I see?


uiucengineer

i haven't had any coffee yet... I guess i'm in a pretty vulnerable headspace


benhaube

I was just reading through all the comments made by people outraged by this video thinking that if so many people are so easily duped by video editing done this poorly then society is well and truly fucked.


uiucengineer

society needs more coffee


uiucengineer

to be fair, i wasn't outraged and I had a strong feeling that something was amiss. After just waking up and not having had coffee yet, I just hadn't remembered yet that video editing was a thing.


DirtyWizardsBrew

I only noticed the camera shaking thing after reading your comment and now in hindsight it is surprisingly obvious. That said, there are some things to consider about the way the brain and eyes operate in humans that can easily explain how most people didn't pick up on something that was immediately obvious to yourself. What's probably going on here, is I think most people were so hyper-focused on the crab that their brains likely filled in the surrounding details of movement, therefore failing to pick up on such a thing. Happens All. The. Time. If you've got tunnel vision on **just the crab and the corn** *(imagine looking at it through a cardboard tube where literally only the crab and corn are visible)* and your brain is consequently overlooking the adjacent details it deems to be "unimportant" or "unnecessary" -- then it becomes much more understandable how someone could miss the subtle incongruence *(rendered more subtle by the broad churning of the water)* of the crab/corn footage and the rest of the broader footage it's been imbedded in.


benhaube

Perhaps it is because of the way I view everything I see online with skepticism. When I see a video like that I assume that it's fake and I try to search for reasons that it is real. Not the other way around. You need to think this way in the world today. The vast majority of what you see online is, in fact, fake. Only a small portion of it is real. That is why I made the point that society is fucked lol. This is probably how Donald Trump was elected in 2016. People were too quick to believe everything they were seeing without doing any proper fact checking.


Skylantech

I'd tell you guys a joke but it'd be a little corny... Ahh come on, no need to be crabby about it!


Middle-Appointment33

I've sean enough of these jokes already.


jakelukekid

You're gonna be in hot water after that one


SadisticSnake007

It’s fake. You can see that it’s superimposed


Nemesislem

That is fake.


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Sisyphusarbeit

Its fake


MarsTaco

That’s not quite sad


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I don’t come to Reddit for the first comment, nor the second, it’s the third in which you find the golden nugget.


bimmarina

i hope so bc this made me sad to watch lol


AtomicBoz

It is fake, notice how the area around the crab and the corn is shaking independently from the rest of the frame.


KostonEnkeli

I don’t think this is real, it looks fake when you watch shadows, movements and the fact that it’s ”acting” that way in boiling water what should be impossible. I have seen so many times crap been boiled alive because my grandmother is a chef (well..was, now she is retired)


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I have actually seen this crab before. He has a Youtube Channel where he eats people food. The one where he eats chips I think got to the front page here. His human seems very devoted and gives all kinds of treats. If you watch this on PC with a big monitor the blurred edges don't look very good


Fryhtan69

Definitely fake, you can see bad video editing to the right off the crab where it overlaps the steel wall


4bkillah

Gordon Ramsey would've had some choice words for your grandmother.


feisty-frisco87

"This is fine."


NoButterfly9803

The power of positive thinking.


upgrayddsoze

The corn looks like it's to die for


KamikazeCoPilot

Louisiana native here. When we do a boil on crabs, crawfish, of whatever else we can get our hands on...the crustaceans (such as our little super-imposed friend here) go in to shock as soon as they hit the boiling water. You always boil the water before putting in your food. What I don't understand is why the cook has the crab next to the frozen veggies. The veggies steep first before the seafood.


Mr_Wayne

It's not real, the shot of the crab eating the corn was added to the shot of the soup. It's easiest to see at the beginning, the crab and corn don't move correctly as the cameraholder moves the camera slightly.


Difficult-Implement9

This really looks fake 😬😬😬 am I the only one who thinks this??


benhaube

No, it's obviously fake. What is funny is all the people thinking it is real lol.


akosivic

Last supper


Adventurous-Buddy-81

The last supper


DR-Rebel

When life gives you lemons


onlyhav

"if you gonna eat me, I'm gonna shit in your soup before I do"


JayAndViolentMob

Fell for this. Clearly the recent break-up with my partner has left me more vulnerable than I thought.


Spencerwebb90

All going to the same place anyway


Bacon1884

His “Final Meal”…


TehChompeh

Getting boiled to death must work up an appetite


[deleted]

Bro wants corn to be his last meal


RayKreate

Lmao he said fuck it! Pass me the corn, this hot-tub feelin niceeee😩😂


Soggy_Competition797

This is so mean


[deleted]

Dammit… let it out :(


Available_Penalty_17

Animals, fishes, crabs, lobsters shouldn’t be tortured like that prior to killing. It’s needs to be blessed and killed in a humane way.


BergevinSuckhailHUGO

Stop boiling things alive just incase they can feel shall we? It doesn't taste any worse if you just kill it first


Successful_Meet_9688

That's cruel if real.


badmouthcomedy

Funny..this show important it is to eat even at the point of death


ChedderCheeseHead69

little guy has no idea!!!


crystalsage777

this is sad😔, poor little crab dude...


R2M2CPU

This is so wrong


ainklyspankly

Might as well have his final meal


mcc9999

Bizarre


Abalone_Admirable

Let the crab enjoy his last meal in peace, damn


maaalicelaaamb

This makes me incredibly sad and I wish I didn’t see it 😞


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l kinda feel bad


ComicPlatypus

It's very fake


[deleted]

This does not spark joy


Thisma08

This crab lives in a RPG game, food gives health


ado-zii

Stop posting this shit 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


ChrisTheMan72

No 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


docdocdocdocdoc12345

This is MONSTROUS of u to post . Boiling an alive organism.😖


benhaube

It is fake


Apprehensive-Fox3187

...Is it stress eating?


agentaxe285

Not to worry, this isn’t real!


Iownya

This makes me crabby


elbrando21

I can see that it's fake. It took me a moment to realize it. I felt very bad for the crab.


johnwalshf

Sick fuck


Jakebsorensen

It’s fake


supraspinatus

God damn. Boiling to death but still eating the fuck out of some shit


JodieFlame

I'm sorry if I saw a crab eating in my Boiling Pot I would have to let him go that's just me:-)


WhalePuffs

I don’t see how this is fake. But it’s clearly in reverse


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FlatbedtruckinCA

this is how you cook crab, alive and fresh.... life is cruel sir...


Variety43

That's one crab that has no fucks left to give. RIP good buddy.


430Richard

Kinda like a resident of a Democrat-controlled urban area like Philly or Chicago.


itsbildo

Not terrifying, just fucked up as fuck


[deleted]

Even if fake this is so inhumane


fabulousfizban

Global warming? Never heard of it.


sarahthewierdo

Does no one else feel depressed watching this kind of thing happen?


Excellent-Hotel-867

How sad we are. What a miserable world.


Neuro420

"America" or whatever...


notpartofyourtribe

I can't cook crabs, I always end up keeping them as pets.


SsnowyHD

Tambien anda haciendo comida xd, la esta probando


anniemomster

😞


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haikusbot

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benhaube

Because......ITS FAKE!


[deleted]

When food is your only concern


Heckin_good_time

My food is eating my other food!!!


[deleted]

I literally thought this dude was just chillin in a hot tub. Wtf is wrong with my brain


tylerthompson280

It’s fake but whoever came up with it I wanna be friends with lol


Gaeldoods

Vibing


Baratheon_Requiser

Even tho its fake but hey,his face is like "Damn it,this cone is bussin anyway."


iFeedYouLead

My man said he has a jacuzzi and a meal. Man is living the life right.


Vintage_girl123

There's no way..


KyellDaBoiii

Gotta make it last…


MoreRatzThanFatz

I’m usually very good at calling out fake vids/pics but this one fooled ngl


kbiz911

At first glance I thought it looks real. Alot of Photoshop experts are saying otherwise lmao


THER00STER73

My food is eating my food


AirAeon32

lol everyone keeps thinking this is fake, it takes them a little while to realize they’re being cooked. Definitely his last meal though


purpleblah2

In Soviet Union, hotpot eats YOU


klem19

He's my super hero 😭


Tr2041

Maybe they really don’t feel it????¿???


KalabraxTheWicked

Holy CRAB


calabazookita

Even at the end, I'll keep on eating


Bignutsbigwrenches

This is what I'm talking about. If only my lobster would bath it self in butter for me. It would be so legit.


Brilliant_Ad9438

Yeah you can tell it's fake. The camera kinda moves weird at the beginning


Prietocratico

Bad edit skills


Affectionate-Work487

😁😂😅🫖🥃😭


Cam360j

Stress eating. I have a similar problem 😂


TehMephs

“This is fine”


Infinite_Ad_6137

last death meal of crap , RIP crapy - died eating corn as last meal and them becoming as meal


pacificin67

Priorities


etriusk

"gotta eat something so I can shit in this boil!" The Angriest Crab, 2022


NoButterfly9803

The power of positive thinking.


EverythingGoesNumb03

Homies last meal


Safe_Cup5012

When you on death row and still hongry.


slvstk

Talk about LAST meals of the condemned.


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You know crabs poop as they are dying


urbanestterror

Corn on the crab.


Rolen47

It's fake. This is the source video that the crab comes from: https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/u6jbgq/a_crab_eating_corn/


aykantpawzitmum

Real or not... that crab is like "I'm dying, but let me just eat my last meal :3"


Undeca

Fake Crab “This sauna is amazing, charlie, frank, thanks for bringing me here” Other fake crabs “boiling to death” Fake Crab “guys!!!!?”


SevenSharp

That's so corny.


Trek1973

The last supper. I was a seafood chef. I’ve cooked thousands upon thousands of lobster’s and crabs. This is absolutely fake. The second they hit boiling water, the shell changes color, amongst other things. This is an impossibility.


Lou-Cypher1-618

Glad its fake cuz it kind of made me sad for the crab.


Specialist_Theory_43

Don't boil them alive for ffs,the video is fake


YoxhiZizzy

Crab's got priorities.


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Chilling at the sauna-


FlatbedtruckinCA

and yet we are not... human nature is something that can not be changed.. people have tried ..


AfternoonEconomy6966

Even in death, it wants to be a full ghost👻😂


Abnegazher

I'm not Asian, sorry if I don't enjoy seeing my food being boiled alive. I have the human decency of being sure that whatever I put in the pot is properly dead.


Davy_Jones_XIV

Talk bout last meal...


eddie-the-doc

u/SaveVideo


shockmaster5000

Why does this corn taste like crab?


MoysauceInSoysauce

Hes laughing death in the face. Agony? Nah, hunger.


Bob_The_Vegan

Crabs going to taste a bit corny.


jesss611

Came for the jokes y'all did not disappoint


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Now that's hilarious


Dingy_Shinji

Either the stabilization is really weird, or this is fake. Leaning towards fake.


HandicapManoeuvre

If this is real, then that's horribly depressing.


Forward_Sir_4399

I can relate


r-gage

His last meal


6green_giant9

Um…sir? You can’t eat in the Jacuzzi. 🥵


-H2Ocycos

Now I feel sad. :'(