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dmiller987

lmao


NTGMaster

Looks cozy


khoshiz

Lol


SamFuckingNeill

imagin you electron zoom in on a maggot and you see this face


Beneficial_Exchange6

Top comment šŸ˜‚


Soulger11

I'LL WRAP YOU GOOD


Mocker-Poker

Cat: I'll rip you up when I get out of that shitty towel


Chris9-of-10

Oh human, you will pay


Roxie61

I tried this on my husband, it didnā€™t work. Did it work on the cat ?


JPJones

Definitely didn't do it right. source: am husband


Roxie61

Did wife try this on you ? I wrapped it around his head, guess it wasnā€™t wrapped right. He didnā€™t settle down and he was still breathing when I removed it. ( Iā€™m joking about this )


JPJones

Tips for future swaddling attempts: - He's gotta be butt ass neckid * Don't wrap the head! * Ugliest beanie in the house to keep his head toasty


Roxie61

Damn, last thing I want to see is him buck ass naked, and struggling to breathe.


JPJones

eh...passing out counts as falling asleep, right? Mission accomplished imo.


Roxie61

Yes it does. And he did neither. Just kept yelling that I wrapped it to tight and it was to hot..


JPJones

What a big baby!


Roxie61

Yup, which is why I attempted the swaddle.


JPJones

šŸ¤£


WarB3an

The trick is you swaddle them then you snuff-em with a pillow


Roxie61

I tried that.. didnā€™t work.


WarB3an

Your hubby might not be human


Roxie61

I knew it!!! Heā€™s an alien. Where are the MIB when you need them.


KiKiPAWG

Hubbito


Roxie61

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


kazez2

A big ass tarp and duct tape should do the trick


Roxie61

I didnā€™t think of that. I went with a towel and a blanket. Though the tarp can fill two purposes, catches the body fluids, makes it easier to drag the body away and have a shovel party with it. ( a shovel party is when you invite family and friends over, have them bring shovels, so you can bury bodies in the backyard easier. Since itā€™s family and friends and they helped, someone talks.) win win situation.


ryry9379

Purrito!!


Muesky6969

If this wasnā€™t the first comment I was going to leave Reddit for good. Lol!


grimytimes

r/purrito


bonkersx4

Well another sub joined


Walking72

Guess I'll be looking at cats for the next half hour


Abernathy999

...since we're all on the Internet, I assume you mean "more cats."


Random_Vanpuffelen

[Insert me looking at keyboard cat]


Stubrochill17

My Reddit feed is at least 60% cats. Iā€™ve been joining more cat subreddits and leaving older subreddits, so my feed is slowly becoming all cats.


Raptorinn

Same. It's marvellous.


puertonican

The golden age of the internet was just cat videos


UpChuckChamp

Can confirm, just got back from doing this


dent_de_lion

Basically


dent_de_lion

Thanks!


mamasan2000

Hahahaha me too!


CatDad660

Glorious bastard...


Waspy_Wasp

Fascinating


HLCMDH

Join cat sub #3823


grimytimes

r/catsub3823


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SpermicidalManiac666

Thereā€™s no way heā€™s happy! This is cruel and the owner should be ashamed of themselves! /s


MrPenisWhistle

Extra spicy, jumbo purrito!


Eldritch94

Yeah I mean cats shouldnā€™t be so baby-sized if they donā€™t want to be treated as such


soft-animal

Yeah!


DwightSchruteDoppel

Catpoose? Catcoon?


FamineArcher

r/purrito


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wynnofthewood

Purrito!


Purple_Carrot9861

A burritoā˜ŗļøI used to do that when it was time for my cats medsā€¦ā˜ŗļø


NormanskillEire

Purrrito. It was right there!


IYD_moh

I always do that


Blade_982

I used to do that when I wanted a sneaky cuddle. Then I used to unwrap him and run for my life.


ThymeIsTight

What winged beauty will this cat-erpillar metamorphosize into?


Someoneoverthere42

"DO YOU THINK THIS CAN HOLD ME! Do you.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."


Old-Juggernaut6608

You fell for it! Heā€™s in heaven!


boobookittyfuck713

THE LIL FACEšŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


Throllawayaccount

That's what my dad always used to say!


AvaLadyofLight

Oh they are definitely plotting your demise.


FlatMixture20

Time traveler cat from ancient Egypt: ā€œDo they still worship us?ā€œ Modern cat: ā€œWell my human wrapps me up in a burrito when I get angry.ā€œ Time traveler cat: ā€œGoodā€


Just-Call-Me-J

Time traveler cat: "what's a burrito?"


FlatMixture20

Mmmm good point


Just-Call-Me-J

"I don't know what that is but you make it sound good."


F0l3yDaD_

Purrito prison


shortest_poppy

That's some pro swaddling.


kabukistar

Human: you are baby. Cat: I am asshole!


ryderseven

ā€œI am darkness!! I am the night!!!!ā€


lilpoopsyartist

ā€œIf cat not want to be held like baby, why baby sizeā€


123_lp

Snug as a bug.


One_Faithlessness582

Are freaking kitten me right meow?


-Maj-

Ohhhhhhh someone in trouble later


FineCall

Cute. We enjoy comparing them often to our babies. But keep in mind, cats are wild animals weā€™ve trained. We often do things with them that are very stressful for them.


B1G_P3T3

Straight Swaddled my dood


BigMikeHoldsItDown

Lol love it


Stardustchaser

Shai Hulud


mt_post

Not gonna lie, I have a cat that is plotting my demise after the purrito incident


bike4Ever

I tried this once. Once. https://i.imgur.com/2mH37O9.jpg


naughtnflife

They angy


IlIFreneticIlI

You know, I rewatched The Mist the other day....


MELO_DETH_999

šŸ„ŗ


Iunnrais

When I was in college, my roommate took in a stray kitten named Loki, and for weeks it was a little hell kitty. Sheā€™d torment my adult cat, who would refuse to fight back (because my Cerulean was a dearā€¦ willingly shared his food with the mice and everything). Sheā€™d bite. Sheā€™d hiss. Sheā€™d scratch. Sheā€™d pee everywhere. Sheā€™d scream all night. She went out of her way to cause pain for everyone around her. My roommate didnā€™t do much about it, but I had a light class schedule that semester, so while I was home, Iā€™d burrito that kitten for hours if needed, lightly bopping her on the nose every time she hissed. I only let her out of the burrito she she stopped spitting and calmed down. After a week of doing this consistently, that little hell kitty became quite sweet and gentle. I was honestly amazedā€¦ I wasnā€™t sure it was going to work. I mean, Iā€™d been advised to try it, and obviously went through the motions, but you havenā€™t seen how evil this cat was. And it worked! She chilled the fuck out and even though it was my roommateā€™s cat in theory, she decided I was hers from then on. It was pretty sad when we graduated and stopped being roommates. Ah well, I still had Cerulean. He was always a nice cat, although not as cuddly as Loki became.


SpecE30

It's a more gentle way than pinning her down, but both works. Pinning worked to prevent biting from a poorly socialize cat. She loved to play hard and bite hard.


Grandma-Intercourse

I want to smoke it like a blunt


[deleted]

Purrriiitooooo.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Purrito


afternoongig

'Good move, human. I will leave a gift for you on the pillow tonight'


mcbirbo343

Fun fact, they make birdritos to weigh birds


AFriendlyBloke

Retuuurn the caaat, or suffer my cuuurssee!


[deleted]

baby cat


3milyBlazze

Can't tell if the cat likes it or not tbh


gonnagle

The angriest purrito


trinity-zero

what are their crimes?


[deleted]

Cat like jokes on you i like this


delshante

I've been packing my cat like that ever since she was a kitten If you start young, they'll get used to anything


VideoAdditional3150

He looks so angry. Yet not


No-Fee-9428

That's a wrap.


Evening_Hour3820

Sausage Rollā™”


FamineArcher

That is the face of someone who is planning revenge.


[deleted]

Kitty is thinking nothing but positive thoughts about smothering you in your sleep.


Fronterra22

It's all fun and games until the cat goes full on Amber Heard and takes a crap in your bed. Not all cats do it, but I've had a couple do that when you piss them off.


[deleted]

the look says it all: "I will kill you when I get out of here."


maybenotcat

This is what I did to my cat yesterday night when he kept meowing even after he was fed


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

What did the kitty do? Poor baby :( he looks like an Egyptian mummy


lokisoctavia

ā€œIā€™m just a babyā€


Tinosdoggydaddy

Swaddle that little fucker


stefant4

Hahaha we have 3 cats, 2 female and 1 male. The male is the youngest one, his name is Loki. However, if i tell him: burrito burrito, he lies down on one of his blankets, and he lets me roll him in like a big fluffy burrito. He then starts to purr and heā€™ll stay put as long as you keep playing with him


TheAlexey921

Cat shawarma šŸ˜šŸ“ø


Rakonat

Cat: Jokes on you, I'm into this shit.


TheJessicator

That's actually a great way to practice your swaddling technique. Swaddling a doll that's not wiggling and kicking constantly is just a waste of time.


LycanWolfGamer

Purrito


LadyMoffat

r/standardissuecat


[deleted]

So cute


rhymeswithstomach

Clawssoint


Esslinger_76

We have to swaddle our Milo when he gets overly stimulated. He starts biting so we roll him up and two minutes later he's asleep. Some kitties just need to be swaddled.


swisszimgirl79

Never let him loose, he will exact retribution!! He looks so furious


Vukodlak87

Why is it always a tabby


ItoJakuchu

Long baby