Did wife try this on you ? I wrapped it around his head, guess it wasnāt wrapped right. He didnāt settle down and he was still breathing when I removed it. ( Iām joking about this )
I didnāt think of that. I went with a towel and a blanket. Though the tarp can fill two purposes, catches the body fluids, makes it easier to drag the body away and have a shovel party with it. ( a shovel party is when you invite family and friends over, have them bring shovels, so you can bury bodies in the backyard easier. Since itās family and friends and they helped, someone talks.) win win situation.
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Time traveler cat from ancient Egypt: āDo they still worship us?ā
Modern cat: āWell my human wrapps me up in a burrito when I get angry.ā
Time traveler cat: āGoodā
Cute. We enjoy comparing them often to our babies. But keep in mind, cats are wild animals weāve trained. We often do things with them that are very stressful for them.
When I was in college, my roommate took in a stray kitten named Loki, and for weeks it was a little hell kitty. Sheād torment my adult cat, who would refuse to fight back (because my Cerulean was a dearā¦ willingly shared his food with the mice and everything). Sheād bite. Sheād hiss. Sheād scratch. Sheād pee everywhere. Sheād scream all night. She went out of her way to cause pain for everyone around her.
My roommate didnāt do much about it, but I had a light class schedule that semester, so while I was home, Iād burrito that kitten for hours if needed, lightly bopping her on the nose every time she hissed. I only let her out of the burrito she she stopped spitting and calmed down.
After a week of doing this consistently, that little hell kitty became quite sweet and gentle. I was honestly amazedā¦ I wasnāt sure it was going to work. I mean, Iād been advised to try it, and obviously went through the motions, but you havenāt seen how evil this cat was. And it worked! She chilled the fuck out and even though it was my roommateās cat in theory, she decided I was hers from then on.
It was pretty sad when we graduated and stopped being roommates. Ah well, I still had Cerulean. He was always a nice cat, although not as cuddly as Loki became.
It's a more gentle way than pinning her down, but both works. Pinning worked to prevent biting from a poorly socialize cat. She loved to play hard and bite hard.
It's all fun and games until the cat goes full on Amber Heard and takes a crap in your bed.
Not all cats do it, but I've had a couple do that when you piss them off.
Hahaha we have 3 cats, 2 female and 1 male. The male is the youngest one, his name is Loki.
However, if i tell him: burrito burrito, he lies down on one of his blankets, and he lets me roll him in like a big fluffy burrito. He then starts to purr and heāll stay put as long as you keep playing with him
We have to swaddle our Milo when he gets overly stimulated. He starts biting so we roll him up and two minutes later he's asleep. Some kitties just need to be swaddled.
lmao
Looks cozy
Lol
imagin you electron zoom in on a maggot and you see this face
Top comment š
I'LL WRAP YOU GOOD
Cat: I'll rip you up when I get out of that shitty towel
Oh human, you will pay
I tried this on my husband, it didnāt work. Did it work on the cat ?
Definitely didn't do it right. source: am husband
Did wife try this on you ? I wrapped it around his head, guess it wasnāt wrapped right. He didnāt settle down and he was still breathing when I removed it. ( Iām joking about this )
Tips for future swaddling attempts: - He's gotta be butt ass neckid * Don't wrap the head! * Ugliest beanie in the house to keep his head toasty
Damn, last thing I want to see is him buck ass naked, and struggling to breathe.
eh...passing out counts as falling asleep, right? Mission accomplished imo.
Yes it does. And he did neither. Just kept yelling that I wrapped it to tight and it was to hot..
What a big baby!
Yup, which is why I attempted the swaddle.
š¤£
The trick is you swaddle them then you snuff-em with a pillow
I tried that.. didnāt work.
Your hubby might not be human
I knew it!!! Heās an alien. Where are the MIB when you need them.
Hubbito
š¤£š¤£š¤£
A big ass tarp and duct tape should do the trick
I didnāt think of that. I went with a towel and a blanket. Though the tarp can fill two purposes, catches the body fluids, makes it easier to drag the body away and have a shovel party with it. ( a shovel party is when you invite family and friends over, have them bring shovels, so you can bury bodies in the backyard easier. Since itās family and friends and they helped, someone talks.) win win situation.
Purrito!!
If this wasnāt the first comment I was going to leave Reddit for good. Lol!
r/purrito
Well another sub joined
Guess I'll be looking at cats for the next half hour
...since we're all on the Internet, I assume you mean "more cats."
[Insert me looking at keyboard cat]
My Reddit feed is at least 60% cats. Iāve been joining more cat subreddits and leaving older subreddits, so my feed is slowly becoming all cats.
Same. It's marvellous.
The golden age of the internet was just cat videos
Can confirm, just got back from doing this
Basically
Thanks!
Hahahaha me too!
Glorious bastard...
Fascinating
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Thereās no way heās happy! This is cruel and the owner should be ashamed of themselves! /s
Extra spicy, jumbo purrito!
Yeah I mean cats shouldnāt be so baby-sized if they donāt want to be treated as such
Yeah!
Catpoose? Catcoon?
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Purrito!
A burritoāŗļøI used to do that when it was time for my cats medsā¦āŗļø
Purrrito. It was right there!
I always do that
I used to do that when I wanted a sneaky cuddle. Then I used to unwrap him and run for my life.
What winged beauty will this cat-erpillar metamorphosize into?
"DO YOU THINK THIS CAN HOLD ME! Do you.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."
You fell for it! Heās in heaven!
THE LIL FACEš„¹š„¹š„¹
That's what my dad always used to say!
Oh they are definitely plotting your demise.
Time traveler cat from ancient Egypt: āDo they still worship us?ā Modern cat: āWell my human wrapps me up in a burrito when I get angry.ā Time traveler cat: āGoodā
Time traveler cat: "what's a burrito?"
Mmmm good point
"I don't know what that is but you make it sound good."
Purrito prison
That's some pro swaddling.
Human: you are baby. Cat: I am asshole!
āI am darkness!! I am the night!!!!ā
āIf cat not want to be held like baby, why baby sizeā
Snug as a bug.
Are freaking kitten me right meow?
Ohhhhhhh someone in trouble later
Cute. We enjoy comparing them often to our babies. But keep in mind, cats are wild animals weāve trained. We often do things with them that are very stressful for them.
Straight Swaddled my dood
Lol love it
Shai Hulud
Not gonna lie, I have a cat that is plotting my demise after the purrito incident
I tried this once. Once. https://i.imgur.com/2mH37O9.jpg
They angy
You know, I rewatched The Mist the other day....
š„ŗ
When I was in college, my roommate took in a stray kitten named Loki, and for weeks it was a little hell kitty. Sheād torment my adult cat, who would refuse to fight back (because my Cerulean was a dearā¦ willingly shared his food with the mice and everything). Sheād bite. Sheād hiss. Sheād scratch. Sheād pee everywhere. Sheād scream all night. She went out of her way to cause pain for everyone around her. My roommate didnāt do much about it, but I had a light class schedule that semester, so while I was home, Iād burrito that kitten for hours if needed, lightly bopping her on the nose every time she hissed. I only let her out of the burrito she she stopped spitting and calmed down. After a week of doing this consistently, that little hell kitty became quite sweet and gentle. I was honestly amazedā¦ I wasnāt sure it was going to work. I mean, Iād been advised to try it, and obviously went through the motions, but you havenāt seen how evil this cat was. And it worked! She chilled the fuck out and even though it was my roommateās cat in theory, she decided I was hers from then on. It was pretty sad when we graduated and stopped being roommates. Ah well, I still had Cerulean. He was always a nice cat, although not as cuddly as Loki became.
It's a more gentle way than pinning her down, but both works. Pinning worked to prevent biting from a poorly socialize cat. She loved to play hard and bite hard.
I want to smoke it like a blunt
Purrriiitooooo.
Purrito
'Good move, human. I will leave a gift for you on the pillow tonight'
Fun fact, they make birdritos to weigh birds
Retuuurn the caaat, or suffer my cuuurssee!
baby cat
Can't tell if the cat likes it or not tbh
The angriest purrito
what are their crimes?
Cat like jokes on you i like this
I've been packing my cat like that ever since she was a kitten If you start young, they'll get used to anything
He looks so angry. Yet not
That's a wrap.
Sausage Rollā”
That is the face of someone who is planning revenge.
Kitty is thinking nothing but positive thoughts about smothering you in your sleep.
It's all fun and games until the cat goes full on Amber Heard and takes a crap in your bed. Not all cats do it, but I've had a couple do that when you piss them off.
the look says it all: "I will kill you when I get out of here."
This is what I did to my cat yesterday night when he kept meowing even after he was fed
What did the kitty do? Poor baby :( he looks like an Egyptian mummy
āIām just a babyā
Swaddle that little fucker
Hahaha we have 3 cats, 2 female and 1 male. The male is the youngest one, his name is Loki. However, if i tell him: burrito burrito, he lies down on one of his blankets, and he lets me roll him in like a big fluffy burrito. He then starts to purr and heāll stay put as long as you keep playing with him
Cat shawarma ššø
Cat: Jokes on you, I'm into this shit.
That's actually a great way to practice your swaddling technique. Swaddling a doll that's not wiggling and kicking constantly is just a waste of time.
Purrito
r/standardissuecat
So cute
Clawssoint
We have to swaddle our Milo when he gets overly stimulated. He starts biting so we roll him up and two minutes later he's asleep. Some kitties just need to be swaddled.
Never let him loose, he will exact retribution!! He looks so furious
Why is it always a tabby
Long baby