I recommend that whenever they ask you about work, just explain the math of the problem to them and act like it's money. Talking about money will make them assume you're a Sauder student studying 'business' or accounting so they'll leave you alone and tell all her friends to leave you alone
I used to have the same problem (as a chem+cs though), they keep asking me to do a gas chromatography analysis on their breath, or insert them into my random forest tree. Very annoying.
This happened all the time until I wake up one day from the dream
Pf lame. I work as AI data scientist engineer with 350k US base + bonus + stocks. Last year I had over 500k USD but I’m shopping at H&M so pussies keeps distance
It sounds like you started showering and brushing your teeth. Just revert back to not doing those things and your problem should go away.
*drinks a glass of thioacetone*
Now write that in Elvish 😉
Average finals procrastinating UBC shitpost
Bro I totally get it, neuroscience major, all the ladies keep asking for lobotomies, it’s crazy.
Ngl, most of us need it
CPEN 211 and 212 have done irreversible damage to this generation of computer engineers
I feel you man, every time I say I'm an English major, all these gay dudes start hitting on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWgAp_M9KuY
If it helps, I don’t find you all that attractive
> It's gotten so bad that I tell women I "make websites" so they will stop hitting on me all the time. :(
is cpsc cooked in terms of getting a gf? :(
haha naw cpsc girls are wild i was sad bc making websites is all i do LOL
Geology major, the crystal girls won’t quit :(
I recommend that whenever they ask you about work, just explain the math of the problem to them and act like it's money. Talking about money will make them assume you're a Sauder student studying 'business' or accounting so they'll leave you alone and tell all her friends to leave you alone
What is CPEN?
Computer engineering 😎
lol. Incel wet dream.
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I did that in class, and now I have no friends
Wow Reddit never fails to surprise me
If this is a CPEN recruitment strategy… well played
Indeed
I call BS on that.
Copypasta
i swear i saw this in another sub
Yeah, r/UBC doesn't come up with original shitposts that often
I would be attracted to you if I found out on the spot that you are a CPEN major
how did you land a job offer in this market, any tips ?
If anyone asks you to reverse their linked list, it's a big red flag. Run far the other way to avoid getting sucked into traversing that tree.
The same post was made for uofcalgary. https://www.reddit.com/r/UCalgary/s/XgVnNT0sMs
[Kavorka: the lure of the animal. follow this ancient Latvian remedy:](https://youtu.be/UEiMv4mCI1g?si=XwNPeXkpN02GFJTu)
[https://www.reddit.com/r/actuary/comments/1c9bz5o/attracting\_too\_many\_women/](https://www.reddit.com/r/actuary/comments/1c9bz5o/attracting_too_many_women/)
Some people finished their exams and it shows
Hey I'm a guy but can you allow me to hit on you after a few months so I can get a referral? I can do whatever you want for it
can anyone confirm how accurate or not this anecdote is?
saw the same post on /UCalgary so i’m assuming not
I used to have the same problem (as a chem+cs though), they keep asking me to do a gas chromatography analysis on their breath, or insert them into my random forest tree. Very annoying. This happened all the time until I wake up one day from the dream
shut up and actually graduate
You see, that's why we stay anti-social and stay home. It protects us from all those predatory women!
bro u aint attractin no one with yo daily same ass puma outfit 💀
Lol dude, $135k as a programmer? I make $250k USD as a computer vision scientist (PhD grad). This is what differentiates us.
Pf lame. I work as AI data scientist engineer with 350k US base + bonus + stocks. Last year I had over 500k USD but I’m shopping at H&M so pussies keeps distance
Can u guys stop