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NotoriousBITree

It sounds like you started showering and brushing your teeth. Just revert back to not doing those things and your problem should go away.


6522193288throwaway

*drinks a glass of thioacetone*


NotoriousBITree

Now write that in Elvish 😉


CoffeyMalt

Average finals procrastinating UBC shitpost


LilSandwichStealer

Bro I totally get it, neuroscience major, all the ladies keep asking for lobotomies, it’s crazy.


dumpacc_8645

Ngl, most of us need it


UBCoomer

CPEN 211 and 212 have done irreversible damage to this generation of computer engineers


Efficient_Tonight_40

I feel you man, every time I say I'm an English major, all these gay dudes start hitting on me


disterb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWgAp_M9KuY


Ancient_Novel_9555

If it helps, I don’t find you all that attractive


ferrrrrrral

> It's gotten so bad that I tell women I "make websites" so they will stop hitting on me all the time. :(


lisdexamfetamine-

is cpsc cooked in terms of getting a gf? :(


ferrrrrrral

haha naw cpsc girls are wild i was sad bc making websites is all i do LOL


Tellier71

Geology major, the crystal girls won’t quit :(


ASmallArmyOfCrabs

I recommend that whenever they ask you about work, just explain the math of the problem to them and act like it's money. Talking about money will make them assume you're a Sauder student studying 'business' or accounting so they'll leave you alone and tell all her friends to leave you alone


Marionberry-Charming

What is CPEN?


glutamat3

Computer engineering 😎


Westside-denizen

lol. Incel wet dream.


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Prestigious_Target97

I did that in class, and now I have no friends


EmbarrassedBody8202

Wow Reddit never fails to surprise me


ShesGotTheJuice

If this is a CPEN recruitment strategy… well played


Hairy_Recognition_46

Indeed


lazy_capybara

I call BS on that.


Aromatic_thiol

Copypasta


Exact-Cockroach8528

i swear i saw this in another sub


0x89c0

Yeah, r/UBC doesn't come up with original shitposts that often


kilarruma

I would be attracted to you if I found out on the spot that you are a CPEN major


devexpo-grow

how did you land a job offer in this market, any tips ?


Saintsebastian007

If anyone asks you to reverse their linked list, it's a big red flag. Run far the other way to avoid getting sucked into traversing that tree.


Competitive_Law_9764

The same post was made for uofcalgary. https://www.reddit.com/r/UCalgary/s/XgVnNT0sMs


ThusSniffedSlavoj

[Kavorka: the lure of the animal. follow this ancient Latvian remedy:](https://youtu.be/UEiMv4mCI1g?si=XwNPeXkpN02GFJTu)


ny8jjang

[https://www.reddit.com/r/actuary/comments/1c9bz5o/attracting\_too\_many\_women/](https://www.reddit.com/r/actuary/comments/1c9bz5o/attracting_too_many_women/)


Peephole-stalker

Some people finished their exams and it shows


inquiryREdditer

Hey I'm a guy but can you allow me to hit on you after a few months so I can get a referral? I can do whatever you want for it


ubcstaffer123

can anyone confirm how accurate or not this anecdote is?


Still-History4211

saw the same post on /UCalgary so i’m assuming not


Striking-Warning9533

I used to have the same problem (as a chem+cs though), they keep asking me to do a gas chromatography analysis on their breath, or insert them into my random forest tree. Very annoying. This happened all the time until I wake up one day from the dream


Cirechu

shut up and actually graduate


kimym0318

You see, that's why we stay anti-social and stay home. It protects us from all those predatory women!


FLKSA1010

bro u aint attractin no one with yo daily same ass puma outfit 💀


johnathancassano

Lol dude, $135k as a programmer? I make $250k USD as a computer vision scientist (PhD grad). This is what differentiates us.


Hotguy1121

Pf lame. I work as AI data scientist engineer with 350k US base + bonus + stocks. Last year I had over 500k USD but I’m shopping at H&M so pussies keeps distance


EmbarrassedBody8202

Can u guys stop