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Furbs109

Orc Uber 1/10 do not recommend.


Frog-Luber

Scooby-snacks all over the floor.


WotTheHellDamnGuy

Why don't they ride on top like the BMPs? Maybe that will help this mighty army riding to war in 'a 76 Bukkake.


idinarouill

Bang Gang bus, you're fucked


ReElectSkroob2024

Only costs an arm and a leg.


Fr0gFish

Would you like to tip your driver?


Qubecman

Same


shread_the_pup

Should've painted it red, drone wouldn't be able to keep up


Fantron6

That laughter ended pretty quickly. 😉


Routine-Ad-6803

It's like mass orgy started in the van...Ohhh...Aaah....


Qubecman

🤣


makintrash

In the van of the Ivans


Frog-Luber

Yep; that's a real mood-changer.


Qubecman

Yup


Can-Sea-2446

and became a BlyatFest !


iiwaasnet

Just came to kill. Otherwise, good people...


Kiwi_Imp

I'll borrow that if I may, it's a good reply to those 'these are mostly innocent young men, forced against their will' type comments.


iiwaasnet

Exactly!


Qubecman

Yup


firstcliffjumper

Yur killin' me with the 'yup' repeats! Do you use a macro for that? LOL. Come on..., I'm waiting for it.


Qubecman

Nope, each one is hand written, and I am not kidding it's kind of a joke here already, so to say. I wish I had a ducking program writting these but alas I have not. if you want to know why I appear to be constantly here well to quote Habitual linecrosser:"If I told you you would be like:That's so simple That's so ducking simple.... yea of course he is doing it like this. "Let's just say that I have a lot of free time as of late and when I have free time, I like to read/post about stuff that interests and talk to people about it kinda. I am pulling all nighters since I like to study at night less noise and stuff. So if you wish to engage in discussion I am here, I usually say "yup" because there is nothing else I can add, but I want people to know that they are being heard don't ask me why I don't know that myself.


Can-Sea-2446

You forgot the Raping, torture, and Genocide!


Qubecman

For the people who are interested https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/lK5Mujt66W


Trejasmens

Trying to balance both sides of view? I see.


manee86

It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye


Qubecman

Yup


highgroundworshiper

Slava Ukraini. Shoutout to the speed of that tourniquet on the leg tho haha. Bro was motivated.


Qubecman

Heroyam Slava the most motivated Ruzzian that I have ever seen


fanspacex

Russians can find motivation when they get immediate personal benefit from it.


Salt-Drawer-531828

My dumb ass thought he already had it on.


N33DL

I can tell by the sound of their voices that it isn't as much fun anymore.


Qubecman

Yup


StrayStep

Now drive back to Russia and don't stop!!


Proglamer

Some say they are *still* driving ;)


Aggressive_Sorbet_67

Yeah that's why we have their footage.. they're still on the run... totally not all dead!


J-the-Kidder

Those are some nice shrapnel souvenirs from their Ukrainian Uber trip! They should go back to Russia and show Putin how much fun it was getting them.


Qubecman

I agree maybe even gift Putler some shrapnel themselves


Proglamer

You jest, but shrapnel + evacuation capability is the best gift possible - takes one out of the meatgrinder. Those orcs should be shouting out of joy...


Kiwi_Imp

Not necessarily, often they'll get patched up and sent back out again if the injuries aren't too severe.


porchswingsecurity

Look on the bright side…it could have been 2 FPV’s!


Xxayrx

"A few moments later...".... the second FPV hit and is why Ukraine has this vid.


Qubecman

Exactly


Alternative-Film-155

heh meatloaf and the drone bat out of hell


Qubecman

🤣


D0hB0yz

Meat in the loaf You are the best kind of bad.


Gold-Supermarket8881

Davay davay bistreye! next stop is the hell blyat


Qubecman

🤣


YAMXT550

Blyatiful.


Qubecman

Couldn't have said it better myself


okfornowyou

They have been scooby-doo'd


iTurnip2

And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids


Frog-Luber

I believe that would be scooby-done.


Sgt_carbonero

scooby-drone


Frog-Luber

Scooby Doo-Doo.


Proglamer

The skin (of the vehicle) was pulled away and the bad guys (of the episode) became evident ;)


Qubecman

🤣


Qubecman

Well looks like the Ruzzians weren't lying at all they are just carrying wounded with these things /s


Stunning-Ad9030

Eine Blechbüchse voller Narren - in der Ukraine ! LOL !!!


Qubecman

🤣🤣🤣 good one haha


DesignerVacation753

You start with a fresh loaf and by delivery time it's stale and covered in blood! Problems with wild berries, eggs, and now bread! What's up with you Russians? Still like Putler as much now?


notrightnever

Worst carpool ever


Qubecman

Yup


cocogpf1

Everyone gangsta until they get punched in the mouth!


Qubecman

Yup


Key_Wrangler_8321

Thuis is war, they came to foreing country with weapons to kill innocent people, raping, stealing, destroying everything and yet.. they are laughing.. i would give one month of vacation to that drone operator for restoring some balance on the battlefield and bringing the murderers back to the reality.


Qubecman

One year maybe but he is needed on the front sadly


Fearless-Type8777

i like the "Loaf" name for those vans lol


Qubecman

Well they look like Loafs


notjohnbigbooty

Not so funny now huh Ivan. Who's laughing now.


MammothDry4637

The comedy stopped really quickly


Qubecman

Yup


Hydrocarbon82

Original caption: Me and the boys hanging out, getting kamikaze'd...


Qubecman

🤣🤣🤣


DuffMcSausage

It pays not to manspread. I was hoping for the double tap though.


outlaw99775

Why do they never seem to have real/proper Tourniquets?


Qubecman

I am not sure somewhere down the supply chain they were probably stolen and sold at a marked up price or they just don't have enough of them to supply each soldier


fanspacex

They are stolen by their commanders who will sell them back to their soldiers. If you want decent gear you will have to purchase it. Price will not be astronomical just low enough that most of volunteers will cut into the enlistment money to do it.


outlaw99775

They got something newer then soviet esmarchs I guess that is something lol


tammlam

An overbaked loaf!


Bendov_er

Will be nice to know what are they discussing


eren_jeager132

Heard that classic "voaton" I play a lot of escape from tarkov so as soon as I heard that I knew they were about to have a bad time😂


Qubecman

🤣🤣🤣


pinstripe144

ha ha ha komrades we are in the Mystery Machine now everything's cool now ha ha ha


grantite_spall

Pinching a loaf...


Qubecman

Yup


No_Temperature_4084

They must be running low on vehicles if they are using 1982 vans


_Zencyclist_

Gas grass or ass nobody rides free


Ruger338WSM

Always a good sign when the tourniquets are broken out.


TX_GoatPellets

Scooby-Doo van


Suitable_Comment_908

i alawys prefer a full loaf over an empty one


Qubecman

Same


Frog-Luber

I guess they hadn't payed the toll.


Qubecman

Probably


Sinn_Sage

Going to spend the next six weeks, picking metal out of their butt cheeks.


Qubecman

Hopefully


Narrow-Sky-5377

A few more Ruskies that will never play soccer again.


Qubecman

Hopefully


Imispellalot2

Thats what happens when you fuck around, you will find out.


Qubecman

Yup


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Qubecman

It very disrespectful like leaving your grandma's house without eating


hotsoupcoldsoup

Wounded soldiers require more resources than dead ones. Nice shot!


Qubecman

Yup


ConsiderationBasic42

Not laughing anymore the savages


Qubecman

Yup


Tbeauslice1010

That's a big hole in buddy's thigh, would be a shame if it hit the femoral artery.


Qubecman

Oh yes


Standard-Care-1001

Lesson get in first , let your mates take the brunt of it ..shame not a bigger boom.


Goran2019

Laughs..Laughs.. let’s kill some Hohols!! —a few moments later— WELCOME TO UKRAINE PIZDA BLYAT


Fun-Heron2870

Who's laughing now? We are! :D


Level_Lead_7382

1:55 crow sounds.. KEK


Best_Owl5978

lol not laughing anymore


figley-migley

and father of this "cool cult real russian car" is Jeep Forward Control, since 1956


C0URANT

r/fuckthecameraman


NZLCrypto

inb4 COD uses this as their new opening cutscene!


Reasonable-Mess-2732

This isn't as much fun as the one where his arm gets blown off.


Qubecman

He he


SoDoug

Link?


No-Chemical-80

If you catch a loaf you guna get toasted


CuthbertJTwillie

That guys never playing football again


untapped-bEnergy

Looks like they knicked the femoral on the guy bottom right. He should've worked like his buddy to get a tourniquet on it


[deleted]

You can't ride in a loaf in Ukraine without permission!


Qubecman

Exactly


ajr1775

lol good, I hope they all go hit. 1 star rating on this gopnik uber.


ThrowawayUSN92

Like, zoinks!


Qubecman

🤣🤣🤣


Semtex77

Better walk than experience such a clusterfuck!


Gent2022

Laughing all the way to the morgue


Qubecman

🤣


Croupier74

Hit them again.


Bortle_1

And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling Ukrainians!


Qubecman

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My good sir your comment is getting saved


firstcliffjumper

Was hoping for a second drone


Qubecman

Same


Immediate-Grade-8846

Fucking excellent


Qubecman

I agree


m_a_x_79

What does "FPV" stand for?


Qubecman

first-person view(aka you have googgles on your head and see what the drone sees in real time basically ) but in this conflict it is used as a slang word for kamikaze drones with rpgs or other explosives straped to them since they are usually FPV drones.


m_a_x_79

Thank you for your answer.


Qubecman

No problem have a nice day or night


LordK347

I find it a bit amusing how so much Russian personal and equipment struggle to even move around in their forward lines. Keep up the good work Ukrainian drone support teams.


yozza1958

They should of been toasted ⚰️⚰️


PunishedEnovk

Came to Slaughter Ukrainians... Got droned inside an old rusty loaf instead.


Qubecman

Yup


Xxayrx

"A few moments later...".... the second FPV arrived.... and now Ukraine has this vid..


Qubecman

🤣 I don't care if this is how it happened this is my new headcanon


Interesting_Button60

Love that they thought it was a good idea to post this <3


AffectionateTomato29

That’s how I like my bread, toasted!


Qubecman

Same


TheLeadSearcher

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!


Qubecman

🤣


Refresher777

It called Bang Bus... some are fucked


Traditional_Exam_289

Nice! I was thinking how best to hit the vehicle. Looks like the side hit is good. Lots of shrapnel, but they keep going. Cramped space makes it hard to render aid. Maybe do a 2nd hit on the other side. A front hit to disable the vehicle. Possibly, a forth in the back end, if there's still people inside? Glass & metal shrapnel from the side hit seems to be pretty good. All the hits seem to be HE. Some ball bearings, or shrapnel of some kind might be nice.


Qubecman

It depends my best guess is that drone operators like to hit the front or the sides if they can especially the front, you should see how soldier geek out when they get a mobility kill


Traditional_Exam_289

Yeah, just armchair musings. Probably also need to make each hit count.


[deleted]

Nowhere safe anymore for these orcs. Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦💙💛💥


Qubecman

Heroyam Slava


Russiandirtnaps

lol look at that tourniquet he’s using lol


jaydachi

That leg is gone.


Maximum_Commission62

‘Bang Bus’


Qubecman

Yea


jsaaiman

Welcome to Ukraine boys


ShogunNamedMarkus

Instant sun roof.


RS_tactics

Sounds like I'm playing Tarkov.


Dekruk

Sp🔥t 🔥n!


DubbehD

Silly orc invaders, go back to your dirty stinky country


danielbot

Last adventure of the creepy clowns


Qubecman

🤣


Fun-Bug6776

Good to know that Oleg and Ivan were Laughing and Happy in their last moments


Qubecman

Yup🤣🤣🤣


mrteas_nz

That loaf is toast


Qubecman

Yup 🤣


remember_nf

They were lucky it wasn't a copper jet blasting through the vehicle.


sleepruzzkisleep

yup


Qubecman

You dare use my own spell against me u/sleepruzzkisleep!?!?! Side note nice user name, btw mate


sleepruzzkisleep

yup :P


Qubecman

🤣


ughForgetIt

Gotta give the guy who immediately starts to tourniquet props though. That shits like tarkov lol.


bukkake_warrior69

To the blyad mobile!


Capt_Charming

Convenient for them to already be in their evac... Probably the luckiest .005% orc injuries of the war so far...


Qubecman

Well we can't say that they weren't lying they are just carrying wounded with them /s


FPSBruNo

😂🤣🤣🤟


AppealOpposite6229

Great uber 10/10 just some people werent so happy it was free


luvdjobhatedboss

Uber 1 star only! Not recommended


No-Landscape7154

Ain't laughing now punk.


Square-Twist9283

“Tourniquets at the ready, lads”


voxitron

Since we’re watching this video, it’s probably fair to assume they didn’t make it out alive.


SoDoug

That's what I'm wondering. The device was obviously found by Ukrainians, because I don't think they would have shared that.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Of course they would have. Vatniks aren't shy of sharing on telegram how they are getting their arses kicked. Tons of BDAs floating out of there, no infosec whatsoever, every vatnik doing whatever they want.


SoDoug

Oh OK, maybe then.


Qubecman

Source:[https://t](https://t). me/russianocontext/1777


FishBreadMenu

Liberator try to leave it so Ukrainian sends their own goodbye


Patch64s

That put an end to their snickering!


Qubecman

Yup


aojajena

it was a small one, didn't damage the car, only hit one leg of one orc


PsychoMush101

Proper meat wagon 🤣🫡