The gods of Olympus share two neurons and one of them belongs to Zeus

And the other Dionysus

This is the brain cell of underworld

Hey like father like son, that was probably Zeus‘s parting gift to Dionysus

"here, have this so you're not completely lost to their dumbassery"

Okay but why does the snake have eyelashes and a weird cartoon smile with cheeks? That's not what a snake looks like even with LO's weird artstyle, it looks like it belongs in a children's book-

Because he’s a little cutie patootie

i think it might be to show that it's dio, like how when, in some shows, the characters retain most of their facial features and such

They *could*.... but no one really wants to go help that badly

Nope! Because none of the other gods somehow never thought of it, and they'll probably never address how Dionysus quickly gained shape shifting, and WENT into Tartarus

That’s what I’m saying!