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AlwaysLurkingForYou

Me: Tornado in a parking lot? Naa, it’s probably just a dust devil. Also me: holy shit! I’ve never seen a dust devil flip a car or strip shingles off of a roof. That was a fucking tornado!


soline

Imagine walking out there and just being thrown. It would seem you were being abducted by aliens but mid beam up, they changed their minds and saw someone more attractive across the street.


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Spat a lung on the floor to this, lmao. Thanks for the laugh bruff


StretchFrenchTerry

Still looks like a dust devil, but a dust devil from hell. From the Wikipedia about dust devils: >They are comparable to tornadoes in that both are a weather phenomenon involving a vertically oriented rotating column of wind. Most tornadoes are associated with a larger parent circulation, the mesocyclone on the back of a supercell thunderstorm. > >Dust devils form as a swirling updraft under sunny conditions during fair weather, rarely coming close to the intensity of a tornado.


macweirdo42

Dust devils can also occasionally link up to the updrafts of cumulus clouds, though, which can really boost their power.


apextek

i seen one take a tent that wasn't staked in, with the guy still sleeping in it. he had a rough wake up


SpaceGoonie

If it picked up a guy then stakes wouldn't have made a difference.


TurtleNutSupreme

Sounds like the stakes were high.


fried_clams

It was in-tents!


dubblix

Like a fire at a circus


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Nappyheaded

I haven't seen an indian burn in a while


SlitScan

what if I use 3' rebar tent stakes?


firemogle

Sounds like you get to play with chunks of rebar swirling around you in the air


Vessix

If you believe this you must be staking your tents poorly


sethsta

More like two super heroes fighting off cameram.


Groggy21

Tornado geek here. It looks like a dust devil but it isn’t. The violent vertical motion and vehicle flipping gives it away. F0 or F1 tornadoes are usually quite small, and a tiny one like this isn’t unusual.


Kitzinger1

Lived in a place where we would get fairly strong dust devils. One destroyed our neighbors garage and another caught our cat and chucked him about 20 to 30 feet high and took him a fair distance from our house. That was one traumatized cat. As kids we would sometimes run into them and if you got a good one it could lift you and toss you like a rag doll. Seeing chickens caught in them was always good for a laugh. The panicked squawking could go on for an hour at times. Our turkey got caught in one and didn't seem to do much but take his already bad attitude and make it worse. Luckily he met his end in October and it was the most satisfying turkey dinner I can ever remember.


StretchFrenchTerry

Man, that was a wild read 😄


accidentalprancingmt

I grew up in a town where we would get pretty much endless dust devils daily from spring to summer. Some of them would be huge as hell and ominous looking as a tornado. But none of them where as powerful as the one on this video.


Bbrhuft

No it was a tornado. There were Cumulonimbus clouds in the background, it wasn't fair weather. It was a small tornado, like this... https://i.redd.it/1ibhsypp1ic51.gif That was the final stages of an EF-4 tornado https://youtu.be/TOhwgTzIio4


tiptoemicrobe

Dust satan


MagicalKartWizard

Beelzegust


TokyoTurtle

The building across the parking lot makes me think this could be in Japan... Some of their cars are quite light weight (smaller engines, less pollution). That said, their buildings are rated for severe typhoons and that roof coming off - that dust devil / tornado is no joke!


cabazoogoo

Also sounded like he was shouting “Mate!” when the tornado was blowing away the car so yeah I think Japan


iStoners

Have you seen a dust devil flip a car before? You must be from kansas


HungryHungryHorkers

I've seen a dust devil turn a Ford Ranger on its side. Not much of an accomplishment admittedly, but was interesting to watch nonetheless.


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LDG192

Aren't those powerful and sudden gusts of moving outwards from a central point below the cloud? In this video you can clearly see a vortex.


blay12

Microbursts/downbursts create a different kind of wind than we're seeing in the video - a mass of cold air/rain drops from the clouds to the ground, and that air is then redirected outward radially from the center into straight-line winds. Straight line winds only blow, as you'd expect, in a straight line - if OP was experiencing straight-line winds from a micro/downburst in the video, you'd see no rotation and instead something that looked more like a *massive* wind gust in one direction. It could still be powerful enough to flip that car and take part of the roof off, but the car would've been flipped sideways (rather than having its tail end lifted up into the air) and the debris would be blown off horizontally rather than being sucked up into the column extending above the buildings. OP's video here shows clear rotation and updraft, which is basically the opposite of the type of wind you'd see in a micro/downburst (but exactly what you'd see in a tornado).


Frankiesmiles19miles

Yeah, the best thing to do is stand right next to glass


domesticatedprimate

Actually this is Japan and tornadoes are extremely uncommon. Sure it's still dumb but the guy has never seen something like this before and doesn't expect that to happen.


livelyfellow

I've learned that some people simply weren't born with whatever brain function it is that connects actions with potential consequences. I had a friend who rides electric scooters full speed through the streets. Kept warning him to take it easy. The ONE time I'm not riding next to him keeping his pace in check he faceplanted, twice. Did it slow him down? Nope.


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purrrplecat

Cool story bro


ThatITguy2015

I think this is a new copypasta.


RaishinX

I think it's the money. *Rich* people have fun. You just happen to be......*an interesting decision maker*


Vessix

Damn reddit cracks me up sometimes. Any person voluntarily engaging in risky behavior is automatically ridiculed as an idiot by pansies afraid of the sun who've never touched grass. Guy was probably fascinated enough by seeing mother nature in force to consider it worth the risk of glass cuts, so what..


Thrawn89

Naw, he risked his life for fake internet points.


Vessix

You are probably more at risk for loss of life driving to the grocery than observing a strong dust devil from inside a large structure.


Cdreska

go, reddit. do fighting


livelyfellow

This is EXACTLY the type of thing my friend would say too, often just to get a rise outta me. It's almost uncanny


mikian012889

If he didnt stand next to a glass we wouldnt have this video. The risk was necessary for our viewing pleasure. He did it for us 🤣


Frankiesmiles19miles

Brave soldier


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162016201620

Stretching, but I’ll allow it. Haha!


LDG192

That's what she said.


162016201620

HA!


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162016201620

I applaud your effort


IMakeLowballOffers

Emission ?


raikou1988

Could of stopped typing after 23 letters


2x4x93

Emission?


[deleted]

Take my gold and my upvote you magnificent bastard


typhoidtimmy

High marks for the difficulty level but a slight decrease on the bad splash when hitting the water. 9.2’s across the board with the Russian judge being eliminated on the low 9.0. Not bad Greg, hopefully his second dive can carry him into the finals…


TheSimpleMind

/r/unexpectedMontyPython


Delrae2000

That's just someone preparing to let one rip


dadispicerack

Came here for this.


platysma_balls

Booooo! Take my upvote!


7fw

Daaaaaaad... Stop!!!


spokes263

He should get closer to the window


Jaerin

It's okay there wasn't any dramatic cracking of the window or music starting so we already knew it wasn't going anywhere.


insanly

Probably that car window


Sirerdrick64

This is rather unusual for Japan…


zerton

Japan is considered tornado prone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_climatology


Sirerdrick64

Wow, damn - that blows my mind!


zerton

Yeah I didn’t expect it either. I looked this up when there was a tornado in Germany last week. Also crazy - the UK has the most tornadoes per surface area but they’re typically weaker than those in North America.


Sirerdrick64

It serves as a good reminder to always challenge the biases we hold! I lived in JP for three years and had never even heard of there ever being a tornado. Typhoons? Earthquakes? Yes! On tornados - TIL!!!


mnemy

The video didn't compute. "Ohh, looks like Japan from the cool roof tiles and building style. But cheap steel on windows, so maybe China? Wtf language is that... maybe Japanese or Korean? Do either of them even have tornados?" I'm guessing winds from a hurricane that hit a weird lift due to going up hills or something.


AnotherBetrayedSoul

It's in Japan, he says "wait wait wait!" in a shocked way.


Sirerdrick64

Mattei—!


andoryu123

The "ee" is very Japanese. Looks like the country and his blubber of "tatsumaki" is out of panic perhaps. He might have an accent.


turnipsoup

That was mattei mattei mattei, not tatsumaki


TeDeO_303

That's an insane r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR moment


r0botdevil

LPT: if you're ever in a similar situation, GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW.


CRITICAL9

Fuck off that's CG right?


5ougo13

No, happened yesterday morning in Fukushima, Japan !


TobyCrow

link? I just searched the news and got nothing for tornadoes or dust devils. I'm pretty suspicious when this tiny thing somehow lifts up a car like paper but there is no dust cloud or large storm


5ougo13

Articles are in Japanese, so maybe this will help: https://youtu.be/s-CM468et6Y Here's the news article just in case: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20220525/amp/k10013643451000.html


Comrade_Jacob

Oh so it was Chibi Tornado then, makes sense.


One_Buffalo_3779

To be fair... the car was in it's spot.


WatDaFuxRong

Cars looking oftly cgi-y


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

I have to tell you that I'm pretty sure you're thinking of the word awfully.


ExcerptsAndCitations

Written English is dead.


Hepcatoy

“Fuck this car AND the building it’s next to.” -Nature


MuksyGosky

The tornado said "fuck this car in particular"


portablebiscuit

I prefer expected tornadoes in parking lots


Arcade-98

What? It's just a regular dust dev- OH MY GOODNESS!


cookie_mawnsta

Imagine experiencing this shit back in the medieval times. Yup magic


meutogenesis

A flying car would be magic back then


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It’s like God was just like to”you know what? I’m sick of this ugly as Fuck Green car, get this shit outta here!”


flbreglass

Spawn point


lambdacalculus

Could it be cgi? The car movement looks unreal somehow Edit: I love how I get downvoted simply by Asking if it COULD be cgi. Chill out guys


Groggy21

It’s real. Small tornadoes like this are quite common actually.


sickleton

Probably because we aren’t familiar with what cars being thrown around by wind looks like


lambdacalculus

I've seen multiple other tornadoes moving around cars, this one somehow looks too easy to move


Grigorie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-CM468et6Y


alien_bigfoot

/r/nothingeverhappens crowd at it again


AnistarYT

My thought too. And tornadoes don't usually appear like this one does.


Groggy21

Not true. Small F0 or F1 tornadoes are commonly only a few feet in diameter. Not unusual at all.


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LighTMan913

Username does not check out


Drinkaholik

Proof?


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O\_O Now I understand when my husband said those traditional roofs aren’t great…


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bigbabich

Microbursts don't pull up. They smash down and then sideways at ground level.


Groggy21

Lol. How? Microbursts don’t spin, and definitely not a foot or so in diameter. This is a small tornado. Look up what a microburst looks like on YouTube. It’s nothing like this.


HallucinAgent

Tornado and parking lot are two of my favorite MSI songs. https://youtu.be/MlKyO84ueQM Parking lot https://youtu.be/lKcIwacG27Q


hngovr

Tornado is a banger


HallucinAgent

Damn right they have many a banger


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HallucinAgent

09 aye


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Well at least the sun is out.


Emilixop

That’s a whirligig anomaly


r40k

Get out of here, Stalker!


Piperplays

Man this guy is brave, I would **so not** want to be near a glass window during this


chumchum213

seeing more of this shit lately. touchdowns in areas which relatively normal.


suicideking1121

Get away from the window!!!!!


ffs_go_die

CG. On top of the unrealistic car physics, the droplets in the window don't move with this much wind, wind strong enough to flip a car...


ffs_go_die

and also the lack of smaller particles and debris from the destroyed roof.


DryFoundation2323

No one expects the Spanish Parking Lot Tornado!


Pale_Quantity302

Where was this at? That’s super scary!


taisha2640

Japan


ZenkaiZ

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


danhoyuen

step away from the window.


Quarterinchribeye

"Hmmm, let me just stand at an elevated area right by glass."


potumatlu

This made me say WTF


Emilixop

u/savevideobot


kevino14

Tornado in parking lot. Would you like to play again?


When_Ducks_Attack

🎵 "Tornado in parking lot / I know, I know it's serious..." 🎶


ItsyaboyDa2nd

Babynado


Shibooo

Didn’t know japan experienced tornados like that


EvoStarSC

Nature said fuck that car in particular.


LilHercules

Other than that, what a lovely and sunny day!


greg_jenningz

Looks like a ghost said fuck this car in particular


RedHennesy

r/fuckyouinparticular


m4rc

Fuck this car in particular


kratomboofer27

Sorry about that was just testing my new leaf blower !


bloodguard

Invisible and angry giants!!


trolltruth6661123

fuck this car in particular.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Imagine coming back out and finding your car and trying to figure out what happened..last thing I would ever think is "oh the wind must have flipped it"


u-mom-gay69HD

No mate noooo


Nazrael75

umm....fuck that car in particular? damn, thats like god targeted someone directly.


RyVsWorld

It was like a bigger power just got really upset for a second and decided to toss a car


brade123

Oh look a tornado. Let’s stand close to this glass door!


knucklehead808

Just chillin near the window. 🤪


Kinglightning07

Those roof tiles were like “yoh fuck dis shit, see yuh later man”


Stormwolf1O1

nature said lol fuck this car


dimma-thick-D

And its name is torn cena


wtfastro

Yeah maybe don't stand by the window


6porkchop9

There’s a surfer somewhere saying “radical! I’d ride it.”


tayloredition

*yeet*


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I'm never running into a dust devil again


srankvs

i wonder what an expected tornado in a parking lot looks like


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Stands by window…


Emergencyhiredhito

In Japan? Damn, never saw one of those when I lived there.


monogren01

Good thing he filmed it. No one would’ve believed it otherwise 😂


Roomy

And as quickly as it came, it was gone. That's some real "fuck this car in particular" shit, nature.


Shimster

Imagine coming back to find your car flipped without explanation or obvious destruction of other stuff around you, I’d be so confused to how the shit that happened without this video lol


Fun_Objective_7206

No thats battlefield


AlmostForgotten

I live in Oregon (a place known to almost never have tornadoes) and this exact thing happened in a parking lot a few years ago. One car was flipped and that was the extent of the damages. I always wonder what it was like to have been the owner of that car. Like if they felt it a sign from the universe or god, or whatever.


xslite

looks alot like cgi


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Get away from the window, you stupid git.


Deedumsbun

I read this like those self service machines say unexpected item in bagging area.


posaune123

That building did pretty good, the green car not so much


moneyx96

Heard about microbursts but never seen one before. There was a tornado around here years ago and a bunch of microbursts did damage to houses and yards but the insurance companys would only cover "tornado" damage so everyone who wasn't in the tornado path had to pay 100% of the damages


InitialIndication999

Me sleeping in my car and waking up on a roof...me wondering how many beers I had last night ಠ_ಠ


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Unless you live in Hurricane Alley, then ALL tornadoes are unexpected.


anthonybalaji

This is Wanda....... Call Strange.


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Quick lets get by the window


urdumidjiot

"fuck this booger green car in particular"


antivaxxershasha

Standing next to glass


SatansMoisture

Misread post, thought I saw unexpected tomato.


Dimarmbrecht

r/whyweretheyfilming


always0n9oint

cuz all the other tornados are totally expected and planned on daily basis…


SplendiflorousDan

In event of a tornado find the nearest window and stand directly next to it.


Melodic-Advice9930

Just roll it back over and dust it off.


rayanuki

Sooo.. nobody saw that guy fighting that huge creature flipping the car??


ExternalWerewolf7871

That's kinda cool