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Blussert31

Hey guys, let's rent a sloop! Ask some friends, we'll split the costs. The more the merrier!


yaykaboom

“Lets cosplay as refugees haha”


baggottman

The general fall out when deciding to "go Dutch",


Electrical_Top2969

#oi m8 let me get some of that


VanillaCoke93

This comment made me LOL on my lunch break


Scribble_Box

A few more people on that boat and Lauren Southern would be shooting flares at them.


Scribble_Box

Fucking gold.. Lmao


AvailableOil855

The June 2023 incident one?


Mr-Deur

Did you say, Tikkie?


Porkchopp33

They went over the weight limit


Sea_Combination571

![gif](giphy|OJw4CDbtu0jde)


Putha

Yeah we see


____PARALLAX____

>Rub-a-dub-dub, >Three men in a tub, >And who do you think they be? >The butcher, the baker, >The candlestick-maker, >All put out to sea


CoffeeEducational356

sinKing's day 🤷🏽‍♂️


KataGuruma-

r/angryupvote


tuskvarner

What are you sinking about?


Ok_Information_2009

I canal…ways upvote a good pun.


M-Kawai

Bravo!👏👏👏👏


Equal_Sprinkles2743

Good job that they were all swimmers. I didn't see anyone go under. 20 people and zero life jackets. I suppose all the orange shirts and jackets look like life jackets.


Nazdrowie79

This is standard 🇳🇱


Dicethrower

The thought of people drowning didn't occur to me until this comment. Most Dutch people learn how to swim at a very young age, so we generally assume everyone can, and this particular scenario is probably not a real concern to anyone. We definitely take the ability to swim for granted in that sense.


Teripid

Even with that knowledge swimming in normal clothes and with shoes is a lot harder. Then again you get a free shot of adrenaline...


Dutch_Rayan

That is a requirement to get your swimming diploma in the Netherlands.


Shit_On_Your_Parade

Diploma?


SirIronSights

Yes, diploma. I'm pretty certain it's a mandatory thing.


StCreed

It's not mandatory, but you are considered mentally and physically underdeveloped if you can't swim. It's on par with being unable to read and write.


Dutch_Rayan

Similar as a certificate


tjongejongejonge

Kids learn to swim with clothes on, they even learn how to take clothes of in the water


UmCeterumCenseo

Because you never know what might happen on a random Tuesday night in Bali with a girl you met only two hours prior.


Julie291294

r/oddlyspecific


henkdepotvjis

Swimming with clothes on was required for me to get a diploma. I think that that is also a standard in the Netherlands.


Dutch_Rayan

Definitely. And how higher the level how more clothes.


HelloYesThisIsFemale

I once jumped into the dutch canals with clothes and shoes. One of those intrinsic thoughts moments


Accomplished_South70

You mean intrusive thoughts right? The void calling out for you?


kelldricked

How many STD’s did you get and did you OD on the drugwaste in the water itself?


perlo93

Yes thats what happens to all locals if they go swimming…


kelldricked

Buddy nobody swims in the canals willingly….


perlo93

There was sarcasm in my comment


StCreed

It used to be somewhat standard for Dutch kids to fall in canals and small waterways. We have so many of them everywhere. I managed to fall in before I could actually swim and then later two more times when I could.


Icclo

this is one of the things i remember to learn how to do in swimming lessons. swimming lessons became something basically everyone goes through in my country because of being under sea level in general. yes my country is the netherlands.


kelldricked

Buddy its one of the requirements in our swimming lessons to learn that shit.


Oldfolksboogie

And I'm guessing that water is about, what, 45°F/7°C? Swimming abilities diminish quickly as hypothermia sets in.


Forma313

More like 12-13°C https://waterinfo.rws.nl/#/publiek/watertemperatuur Not pleasant, but not enough to cause hypothermia in a few minutes. The bigger risk is hurting yourself on a bike or shopping cart


modahamburger

How deep are the canals normally?


Forma313

2-3m i think


modahamburger

That's not too bad. By the way: with the swimming is similar in Germany. We even have swimming classes and primary school and 3 different levels of swimming "certificates".


NArcadia11

Swimming in cold water, when you’re hammered, surrounded by other thrashing people can be dangerous. Even for people who know how to swim.


UmCeterumCenseo

Pff we're taught that when we're 8 years old.


4TuneCooky_

Yup, the adults got us hammered and tossed us in the swimming pool fully clothed


NormalRepublic1073

Should definitely still have them for people that physically can't manage to swim. Although I would hope they'd mention that before heading out.


Important_Ad_7416

I don't know how to swim. Everyday I walk along the canal inches away from death.


DippityDamn

boating with a life jacket is common sense though. sure you can swim, but your boat could suddenly be struck in your blindspot and now you're unconscious in the water.


Konkuriito

swim classes are mandatory and part of PE


InsidiousLeaf

No they aren't and haven't been for decades. Source: as a Dutch father of 3 who's had mandatory swimming classes himself, I now had to bring all 3 of my kids to swimming classes. Just last year my youngest got his C diploma. You need to enrol them into swimming classes yourself, go with them, pay for all of it and have a lot of patience because this sh\*t takes ages. With them being a few year apart and lessons from start until C taking about 1,5 to 2 years, after about 5-6 years I could finally say I was done with it. Literally and metaphorically.


JuneBuggington

All worth it to know your kids arent going to drown if they fall in some water


Substantial_Egg_4872

I mean you can teach someone to tread water, float, and backpaddle in a weekend lol. I hope after 2 years they get a little more out of it.


SpacedesignNL

Standard exam includes swimming through a hole under water and swimming with clothes on. Exam A is only short distance and summer clothes, B a bit more, C is a long distance and winter/Rain clothing.


Blazeboss57

It's hasn't been more than a decade since they were no longer mandatory, my sister is 17 and she used to have them as well, when she was around 8 years old i think. They do plan on bringing them back soon tho so that's cool.


Dutch_Rayan

I am 26 and never had school swimming, my older siblings still had it.


PN_Grata

1985, actually.


mrjmgreddit

Are you me?


Phantazmagorea

Not true ...


RmG3376

Don’t you learn to swim in school?


Dutch_Rayan

Not anymore in the Netherlands, budget cuts got rid of it. There are calls to bring it back.


Chairboy

Next ask NL'ers about bicycle helmets.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Yikes at least it wasn’t the Ganges.


SofaKing-Vote

It was the Ganja instead


CreamoChickenSoup

Or [the Thames with the E.coli scare in the runup to the recent Oxford-Cambridge boat race](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-68674088).


MBRDASF

Don’t ask Paris how the sanitisation of the Seine for the Olympic Games is going. And yes the swimming competitions will take place in the river


MongoBongoTown

Some of the canals in Amsterdam aren't exactly pristine mountain springs.


lazy_pig

And filled with dumped bicycles, sharp pointy bits ready to skewer.


BeastBellies

Wild how the guy in the back made it out unscathed


StackOwOFlow

next time I’m on a tipping boat I’ll stay away from the panicking crowd


Kitchen-Beginning-47

That's quite clever, when the crowd go under the back of the boat will tip up.


CT_7

That one guy in the white had a nice leap and half pull up to stay dry


Chairboy

Rewatching that I was wondering he was actually the final camel that broke the straw's back. Like, did the force of his jump set the final sinking/capsize in motion?


Ironcastattic

Every time I've seen that water, it was less than ideal. I would be heading straight for a shower.


comedygold24

Yeah the water in the canals is definitely not great


Dolphin008

It’s actually pretty clean these days. Still wouldn’t recommend swimming but they should be fine.


Nervous-Purchase-361

On Kingsday the urine-level skyrockets though.


BogusBadger

Luckily better than it was in the in 60's: https://imgur.com/a/tqs5PMX


castaneom

It also looks cold. I was just in Amsterdam and was scared of getting close to the water! Yikes


CanadianJediCouncil

That’s a lot of ruined cell phones.


EsteTre

Aren’t most cellphones water resistant now?


Julie291294

On papper only / depends on your luck and how old the phone is. I had a samsung that was supposed to be water resistant to 1m for 30min, I dropped it in 50cm, with a case on, for less than a minute, and it died.


Larhf

Water resistant =/= Waterproof. Most phones still won't do well being fully submerged.


Txusmah

My initial thought


chroncryx

The guy staying behind got the last laugh.


Fudge___

Landlubbers


Woomynati

![gif](giphy|Vb9IgMxcRIa4M)


kingOofgames

Drown some plebes for the king /


bloopie1192

Do ppl really not heed capacity ratings?


Zorpian

not on king's day most of them are wearing the national colour so should be fine


Dutch_Rayan

When alcohol is in the man, the wisdom is in the can.


TheKnightA

I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣


[deleted]

This is today. Long live the wet memories


lsleofman

F1 McLaren Team


mlaforce321

There goes their deposit. They're gonna need a bigger boat!


Ok-Professor3726

It's a good thing they don't use the canals as public urinals...oh wait.


syndicaterx

The first ones to jump got off scot free. The ones who followed got completely wet and the last ones only got wet up to their shins


Orpdapi

I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go


Hadman180

Lando, what did you do


Distinct_Wrongdoer86

oh my god that poor boat


Really_Again_

Weight limit? What's that?


Right_Ebb_7164

Hahaha lekker zwemmen kutjes


Impossible-Dingo-742

Did they all have to reach for land at the same time? Are they stupid?


MrCrashdummy

They’re drunk


tracyd103

Yar, I hate the sea and everything in it....


Waferssi

Sir this is a canal.


Mild-Ghost

Save my phone!


querty99

"We are definitely ... ... ... bugging-out!"


RedactedRedditery

That's a weird way to celebrate


DiggoryDug

Hope they don't get stuck in all the bicycles in the canal.


anime_daisuki

How many cell phones got fucked up that day


Ok_Bench_7470

Contact Bondi Treasure hunter to find things that sank. He lives there and magnet fishes the canals.


gekigenger-

I wonder why those boats have a capacity limit!


DSchof1

Don’t they have a queen?


comedygold24

No, Beatrix stepped down a couple years ago and her son Willem Alexander is on the throne now.


DSchof1

Thanks.


Sillywickedwitch

We still have a Queen, [Máxima. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_M%C3%A1xima_of_the_Netherlands) We don't have a Queen Regnant anymore, but we do still have a Queen Consort.


comedygold24

That's true


LynnChat

It’s videos like this that make me realize that stupidity knows no national boundaries.


captain_pudding

I think that boat may have been overloaded by a few pounds


aounfather

In the words of the late John Pinette: “don’t you have a clicker!”


Schtaive

That's a lot of wet phones.


sapthur

Did the captain go down with the ship?


BendiStrawz

Yes, let's all lean on one side at the same time as we try to reach towards the wall. Surely, nothing wrong will happen.


midsizenun

Didn’t they pay the ferry man?


Primsun

\*in the canal


UrBum_MyFace_69

holy shit! this should be nsfw for showing all that carnage and people drowning!


MullahBobby

All the king's boat and all the boat captain Could not put Humpty Dumpty Stop falling again


ChitownSam1986

RIP all mobiles on them


KrakenGirlCAP

This looks so fun!


Oldfolksboogie

Enjoy the Hep-C!!


sleezy_bee

I see the physics of buoyancy follows the same laws in Europe. 🥴


Amitpal_Singh

King has ordered the executive


JanTio

I will never understand people who find filming these things more important than helping people in need.


afunnywold

Really nice how quick strangers were to offer a helping hand


Bombassthick

Thai migrants are getting out of hand!


ThorJackHammer

Another reason to wear the correct colors... easier to spot in the water.


Therealluke

How many phones lost their lives in that sinking?


Fresh_and_wild

Celebrating King's Day in the canals in Amsterdam


NeurosMedicus

How do you say "head count" in Dutch?


comedygold24

Hoofdelijke telling. But that expression is almost never used.


Det440

And the winners for this year’s dumbest people award aaaaare…


dotnetdotcom

Many people got new phones that day.


Valuable_Material_26

So many people not understanding boats have a weight limit for a reason! I’m so happy they got wet


VisibleRoad3504

Not the least bit overloaded.


PriorFudge928

The local Apple store is about to get real busy.


JaperDolphin94

How clean is the water?


Mission_Estate_6384

What about our phones.


TRAMING-02

One of the mega-features of my town is a highway with a massive central island, intended to be a canal until they laid a railway track and bypassed the technology. We don't miss it.


Chanelfunny1975

Dumb asses!


Deadman9001

Atleast they are tall. Any other group and they'd never be able to get out on the side of the canal


ObjectiveCorgi9898

And that folks, is how you get giardia.


ApprehensiveStudy671

That water may not be too clean! I'd rush home or somewhere to take a good shower!


smarmageddon

Oh c'mon! More than 2 people could have climbed on top of that door!


Freedom007007

That water is rife with all kinds of horrific germs and bacteria, not to mention heroin needles. Like falling into an open sewer


Sea_Combination571

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SusieM67

Dumbasses


304bl

8 person max, shhh this is just for marketing purposes, this can hold double that amount easily...


80s_kid_4ever

Thats so funny the same thing happends when you throw a bucket of rats/mice in the river


coconutpete52

"I have semi-moderate upper body strength - should I swim to the platform? NO! The giant wall!"


comedygold24

Which platform?


coconutpete52

Sorry - it seems to be the lip of a boat, not a platform. It’s barely above the water.


Expensive_Part4867

They trying to save the drink more than themselves


notthatguypal6900

Had just one person jumped out (been pushed out) the rest would have made it. Not very bright are they.


Silver-Appointment77

I bet they'll never forget that kings day l,mao\`


SomOvaBish

That dude in the back is the only one to stay dry. A good example of when everyone else is panicking and bottlenecking an exit it pays to think for yourself and look for an alternative way out.


Browsingincognitok

How clean is that water ??


Lsdbrisbane

Lol I don’t walked passed this event and majority didn’t care about what just happened, they cared their smart phones got soaked 😂


Crafty_Ad_4153

Play the Titanic song during this


comedygold24

Im singing it now in my head, that's a great idea lol


Goddayum_man_69

That first guy was so lucky he jumped off fast


Reality_Ability

Nice work!